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universally beloved • 1/2 of @XxEBKxX • i'm on @friends_table and • 🔞

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Joined October 2022
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@SYLVIBULLET
sylvie 🇵🇸
18 days
i hate when you're playing with your bros and whoever loses has to be the girl that night
@asteroid_field
aster #POURITON
18 days
what are some common fighting game mechanics yall dont like
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sylvie 🇵🇸
7 months
this is what you've posted
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 months
so close! that is a cisgender man with long hair :)
@evawithacamera
Real life Omelas Child 🏳️‍⚧️
2 months
Jesse Eisenberg in American Ultra looks like the exact type of tgirl i would let ruin my life off a single interaction,,,,
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sylvie 🇵🇸
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
"the new final fantasy has the series first gay character" is sooo disrespectful to the fuckin and suckin boys trip that was ffxv
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@HalimedeMF
Halimede
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trans women are like elves.
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sylvie 🇵🇸
6 months
my arisen seeing asmongold walking around the world
@DragonsDogma
Dragon's Dogma
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
haven't seen this many bricks bearing nazi symbols since i accidentally went to /tttt/
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New York Post
1 year
50 bricks of cocaine bearing Nazi symbols seized in Peru
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
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baby ken
1 year
search “faggot” in your camera roll and post your favorite
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sylvie 🇵🇸
3 months
@headfallsoff anakin inventing the word transgender
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sylvie 🇵🇸
7 months
"neuralink will let you think of a song and then listen to it" i can already do this because of the whimsy and wonder in my heart. i'm listening to the entirety of aja with the power of my mind right now and you're installing an mp3 player that will someday scanners you
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sylvie 🇵🇸
7 months
thought about kristen stewart on T and got so dizzy i had to lay down.
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Rolling Stone
7 months
“I want to do the gayest fucking thing you’ve ever seen in your life,” Kristen Stewart says in Rolling Stone’s new cover story. “If I could grow a little mustache, if I could grow a fucking happy trail and unbutton my pants, I would.” Read:
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sylvie 🇵🇸
6 months
I think this is the most "three months on t" picture of gerard way that exists. I've done extensive studies on the matter.
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hourly gerard way
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sylvie 🇵🇸
3 months
which one of you fags got raptured
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
we have five websites on the internet and none of them are cool
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 years
impressing girls by playing armored core vi with the reverse grip
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 years
you guys need to get better at disliking stuff. you don't need to make it seem like a moral issue, just be a hater you pussies
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
a chubby girl is one of the best things a person can be
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
lol nice pronoun grenades gay boy
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sylvie 🇵🇸
7 months
*on a date* sorry could you repeat that? i pictured you with elf ears and the ringing in my head got so loud i could only hear the whispers of angels
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
adding 'amabs only' to all my lex posts just so everybody in the world is mad at me
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 months
@caninefaggot unfortunately i don't think you're going to get much one on one time with academy award nominated actor jesse eisenberg
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
me, falling: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the bottomless pit tour guide calling his manager: hey daryl? yeah we gotta change the name of the pit
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sylvie 🇵🇸
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okay I've reduced it to four colors and made it so there's only thirteen different unit types and theyre all numbered. the point of the game is to either get multiples of the same card, a full five of the same color or a sequential order of 5. might make it so you can bet money??
@NileJoanRivers
Nile (like the river)
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You are tasked with making Magic: the Gathering 2 What do you keep the same? What do you innovate on in the core systems?
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
baby sebulba just got rizzed up by padme
@GreatCheshire
Lady Emily
1 year
Imagine a professional racer whose rival is a 9 year old NASCAR driver and now you can understand the plight of Sebulba from The Phantom Menace
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
it's so fucking depressing every time that a site managing to have some sort of voice it inevitably gets stomped on n snuffed out by the dipshits that run places like vice
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
don't come at me with "umm sephiroth is gay?" sephiroth is a heterosexual chaser. he's the i like ferrari guy and the ferrari is cloud strife
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sylvie 🇵🇸
11 months
couldn't find one of my bluetooth earbuds so i pumped the volume on my phone all the way up and played something loud so i could track it down it was in my ear
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
anemic girltwink who won't stop posting about her "alt right phase": i think we're ignoring that agp/hsts is a useful binary for understanding the het woman's plight me, checking the length of my electric turkey carver's power cord: can you take a step to the left, onto the tarp
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
tfw you are in gila flats arizona and you just locked yourself in the intrinsic field test chamber
@WIRED
WIRED
1 year
With a remarkable blend of intellect and empathy, Pete Buttigieg brings a fresh perspective to the forefront of public discourse. 📷: ​​Argus Paul Estabrook
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sylvie 🇵🇸
8 months
you guys all got really chill with AI the second it could turn you into a funko pop
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 months
personally i didn't start transitioning to be seen as man-lite but i guess i'm learning this isn't the case for some of you
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
saying "despite what you may be thinking im not here looking for a faggot shark" as loudly and clearly as i can to anyone who makes eye contact with me in this ikea
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [she turns around and is a beautiful transgender woman] Ah ! So Sorry ! would you like to get married
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sylvie 🇵🇸
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you guys are throwing on purpose? just to get fucked in the ass? you're willingly losing? JUST to get fucked in the ass??? do you know how easy it is to get fucked in the ass? in 2024???? easier than learning your block strings get out of the goon cave and into the lab.
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
yeah man i had so much fun last night, all the sowing was craaaazy. huh? how's the reaping going? *voice getting three octaves higher* Well, Y'Know,
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 years
can't believe twitter is imploding cause a guy couldn't handle a trans woman fucking his ex. please never forget the power you girlies wield
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
i know about the other f*ggots in final fantasy please stop yelling at me about fang and vanille i know they frot sloppy style every night. i know garland is a pillow princess. i know that quina quen is ftmtftm. i know. it's okay.
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sylvie 🇵🇸
7 months
anyway this is fash imho
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 years
@cavegift i hardly know 'er
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sylvie 🇵🇸
3 months
@kate4nostate gonna break your heart when you find out which demographic i'm posting about
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 month
someone help they're inventing king of queens on fandom twitter
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 years
if i had jk rowling's money i would not be posting cringe because girls with dicks exist i would simply be doing drugs that the general public don't even know exist yet. i'd be doing LSD-2, the sequel to LSD.
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sylvie 🇵🇸
9 months
that's still toronto
@xildelphi
zoe 💫
9 months
😂😂😂 SCOTT PILGRIM IF IT WAS SET IN PORTLAND 😂😂😂 to join my ethical nonmonogamous afab-only polycule house you must defeat my 7 problematic ex-situationships
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sylvie 🇵🇸
8 months
by the way, when i type "btw" it stands for Beautiful Transgender Women
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sylvie 🇵🇸
7 months
@oldwitchsring chrollo x hisoka
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
game reviewers
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@MauroNL3
MauroNL
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Starfield Reviews 10/10 - VGC 10/10 - Destructoid 10/10 - Saving Content 10/10 - Hey Poor Player 10/10 - Gaming Bolt 9.7/10 - XboxEra 9.5/10 - Gaming Nexus 9/10 - WorthPlaying 9/10 - COGConnected 9/10 - WGTC 9/10 - VideoGamer 8/10 - Stevivor 8/10 - TechRaptor 8/10 - VG247
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
we all have that one friend who goes "kyaa!~ an indirect kiss?!" every time they're passed the joint
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
in awe of the posting acumen on display
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
bro they're straight up posting "looking for a pussy haver" on lex now
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
every trans boys house burrows deep into the ground looking for tubers, interesting worms and the lost city of atlantis while the average trans womans house hovers above you ominously, whispering incantations that would rend your mind in half if you understood them
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 months
need everybody who's replied with some variation of this to go tell a trans woman they're close to what man they look like i'm sure they'll love it.
@Aaroncaterfan
Aaron Carter's #1 fan
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@SYLVIBULLET "looking like" something is not the same as being something, hope that helps!
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sylvie 🇵🇸
8 months
here's the only funny one i've got
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Vi “The Bitch™” Viana 🇵🇸
8 months
i still think about this one almost every day
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
i heard a grown man very seriously say "i hope he knows they're not booing cm punk, they're booing phil brooks" and im so glad my mask covered how hard i laughed
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sylvie 🇵🇸
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@whitetgirlswag it being fun is a reason
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
no more wholesome games, i want video games where you kill and eat people for being rude to you on the subway
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sylvie 🇵🇸
3 months
@headfallsoff @Elf_Chaser Sex redirects here. You may be looking for reproduction.
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sylvie 🇵🇸
6 months
my only complaint about sting's last match is that he didn't have a third, even larger son to come out in joker sting paint and an affliction t shirt
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 years
no amount of going "trans women like this are the reason terfs exist" will change anybody's mind, you're just going to die with no friends babe
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 years
im glad we all are seeing the golden rule play out in real time: "do not trust white south africans"
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sylvie 🇵🇸
11 months
if this ends up killing bandcamp im gonna turn into tetsuo at the end of akira
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Jason Schreier
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Epic is also divesting from two previous acquisitions, sources say. It is selling music site Bandcamp to the marketer Songtradr and spinning out marketing company SuperAwesome to operate independently.
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sylvie 🇵🇸
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average 30th birthday haver
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
my surgeon after the orchiectomy
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sylvie 🇵🇸
10 days
world's biggest upgrade
@AniNewsAndFacts
Anime News And Facts
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JUJUTSU KAISEN manga ends in 5 chapters, on September 30, 2024. HUNTER × HUNTER manga returns on October 7, 2024.
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 years
this polyamory shit really clicked into place when i went on a movie date with two people at once and got to eat from both their popcorns with impunity
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 years
six hour recording session, friends at the table is back baby
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 months
@Maxineviolet nope! didn't miss that for a second, just don't like it :)
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sylvie 🇵🇸
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 years
i'm kind of an angel imho
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sylvie 🇵🇸
17 days
unironically angry at the idea of throwing a set just to get piped. that's crazy. that's a stain on your soul.
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
@JeweledDiamondX i am an avowed bite pervert but i refuse to give this post anything
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
less transmisogyny more trans massaging me. bring those faggy little fingers over here girl
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
tfw it's my birthday
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
boys won't stop *spinning a big wheel* discussing the rise and fall of Napoleonic France and women *spinning a much smaller wheel* be shopping.
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
we're so fucking back
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@BirdRespecter
the information pimp
6 months
The worst, most manipulative person I ever knew became 10x worse once they learned how to weaponize therapy terminology
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sylvie 🇵🇸
17 days
@CeresClouds i mean the least believable thing in this tweet isn't that, it's that I'd ever lose.
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sylvie 🇵🇸
7 months
actually that's celebrated French actress Lea Seydoux, I can see how this would be confusing
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sylvie 🇵🇸
4 months
boyfriend painted me 😭💕
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 years
i love adam sandlers extremely half-hearted "oh wow"
@mcstardently
azhar 𐚁
2 years
him calling vanessa hudgens a “friend” PLEASEEEE
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sylvie 🇵🇸
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i love to record friends at the table an actual play podcast about critical world building smart characterization and fun interaction between good friends
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 years
i think about "two wild beasts glaring and pouncing at each other. it's yuri, isn't it?" every day of my life
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 years
i opened twitter and saw a girl so hot that i walked into a wall, i'm so thirsty that i'm doing slapstick now.
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
@DoSomeMolly seeing the location and yeah that tracks
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
keith is an actor we hired
@OneRadChee
gryphoneer
1 year
YOU THERE. YES, YOU. WHAT'S A LITTLE-KNOWN FACT ABOUT YOUR PROFESSION THAT WOULD MAKE OTHER PEOPLE LOSE THEIR SHIT?
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 years
*escapes from my enclosure* haiiiii X3
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 years
@tmsilverman skill issue
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 years
*getting noticeably sweatier with each passing second* oh its the year of the rabbit? haha i had no clue, that's crazy. is that what those ears are for? that's cool, never seen that ever haha, are the bodysuit and fishnets part of that? right right, cool uhhh can i get a towel???
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
i love suckering other trans dykes into following me with thirst traps and then posting about emo and jrpgs til they mute me forever
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
got banned from r/PunkMusicForFaggots because i kept commenting "bottom surgery" every time someone mentioned drop D tuning
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 months
@oursonq "that's how most t girls look" 🤨
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sylvie 🇵🇸
17 days
waking up to a tweet going viral is like discovering an ant infestation in your house but all the ants want you to listen to their tight five
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 years
only answer with 'yes' or 'woof', i don't need a dog who says 'no'
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sylvie 🇵🇸
6 months
thank you Toriyama for creating Android 18 and in the process irrevocably defining my taste in women
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
i can't find a screenshot anywhere but it's "lin manuel miranda isn't even gay???? he's just annoying???????"
@danlehnermusic
paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner)
1 year
What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
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sylvie 🇵🇸
9 months
feel truly fucking insane with people being like "oh everyone's sick" and acting like that's just fine lmao
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sylvie 🇵🇸
2 years
if you draw kobeni with anything other than the boniest ass you have ever seen in your life then you are disrespecting canon
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sylvie 🇵🇸
1 year
bro i think i might be adorable
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