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Horse Racing and a bit of boxing…. not a lot else

Joined March 2019
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@HeavensAbove5
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3 years
If we have 2 have a negative Covid test to get into the #JoshuaUsyk fight can everyone also be tested for cocaine? If I’m paying a ton or so for a ticket I’d quite like to be able to watch the fight free of pricks in skinny jeans wearing shoes with no socks trying to fight every1
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@HeavensAbove5
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Birmingham fans at Millwall yesterday. How thick are they? If they’d had some Palestinian flags they’d have been given police officers that would have served them tea and coffee.
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@HeavensAbove5
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3 years
Ivan Toney when he gets back home
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@HeavensAbove5
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2 years
Wife having to get from Waterloo to Kings Cross this evening during a tube strike. Who can you rely on in times of trouble? LONDON BLACK CABS. £22, no fuss, no conning, friendly, no sexual assaults. Stick your Uber up your arse. Be proud London Black cab drivers.
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
Never met the guy but I’d like to call @TheRealSitts one of my social media mates. I hope he’d take a cold beer off me one day when we do eventually meet because trust me, I know a little of what it’s like to be ostracised like this. Formerly @ricko1889
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@HeavensAbove5
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1 year
Get these wonderful kids over for Britains Got Talent @SimonCowell I’d happily start a fund raising page to pay for their flights and a week in The Ritz. Wonderful 😂😂😂😂
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@HeavensAbove5
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1 year
The whole of the UK waiting to hear who the BBC nonce is.
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@HeavensAbove5
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2 years
Fair to say that @oismurphy is one very polite gentleman. Thanks for your time today @kemptonparkrace
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@HeavensAbove5
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6 months
Spot on isn’t he @iamtomskinner ?
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
Fucking brilliant. What a club
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
Farewell my baby xxx Love you forever. Such a sad sad evening.
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@HeavensAbove5
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2 years
@historyinmemes @mattiebee59 I believe that this ultimately ended his career. Very sad
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@HeavensAbove5
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2 years
Good for him
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@HeavensAbove5
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1 year
WARNING. For any young kids going to Windsor today there is a gentleman who has just won one of the Worlds finest races named @oismurphy He will stop for autographs, pictures and a chat. Don’t be confused, this is normal behaviour from this man in this wonderful sport.
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@HeavensAbove5
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2 years
@AgentOrd Touching the cue ball is a clear two shot foul
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@HeavensAbove5
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5 years
When Umar IFL Umar manages to hold onto his job #umar
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@HeavensAbove5
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2 years
The Duchess of Cambridge is just simply perfect.
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@HeavensAbove5
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3 years
@FootyScran @SittingbourneFC I’ve put my pork in a few baps over the years
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@HeavensAbove5
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3 years
Does anyone else watch these types of old footage and feel very very sad?
@dave24144975
'Seeing is believing'
3 years
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 The rare colour footage of V.E Day celebrations, filmed in West Gateshead... A time and a people long gone. Please like and R/T🇬🇧👌
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@HeavensAbove5
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And the poor fucker has still not seen Brentford win a play off .
@Army1Seven
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This is a 393-years old Greenland Shark that was located in the Arctic Ocean. It's been wandering the ocean since 1627. It is the oldest living vertebrate known on the planet. Photo by Julius Nielsen.
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@HeavensAbove5
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Amazing really that around 36 hours ago @TashaJonas was fighting for a world title. Now she’s probably putting Nutella on toast doing mum duties. Fair play to the lady
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@HeavensAbove5
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3 years
Poor fucker only started the chant…. “Oh West London”
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@HeavensAbove5
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3 years
Any boxing fans slightly miffed that ‘Sweet Caroline’ has been hijacked by middle class poncy football supporters?
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@HeavensAbove5
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3 years
I hear that Reece Smither has a dozen or so Wembley tickets for sale. £100 a pop.
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@HeavensAbove5
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@bootlegger1974 Disgusting racism. What about the Isle of Wight?
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@HeavensAbove5
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3 years
Boxers should be queuing up to be trained by @MarkTibbsBoxing They’ll know he’ll always have their best interests at heart.
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
Incredible just how advanced America is on some things but so so backward in other ways. This week we have seen the two extremes #SpaceX #riots2020 #Minneapolis
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@HeavensAbove5
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3 years
One of the finest comedy sketches of all time. Genius. Up there with the very best
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@HeavensAbove5
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1 year
@MarkAvery I certainly don’t agree with everything Chris says but I do admire a person that has the passion to keep going for a cause despite the hate.
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
@Tyson_Fury @LancasterCC This bloke should be an ambassador for General Decency. What a credit to his community.
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@HeavensAbove5
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3 years
A belated CONGRATULATIONS to all genuine @BrentfordFC fans. Shed a few tears yesterday but if me & Nick through @ThorneintheSide the Brentford fanzine played just a minuscule part in the clubs survival and rise over the past 30 odd years that’ll do me. Love to all.
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@HeavensAbove5
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3 years
@frankbrunoboxer Well said that man. Far too many famous people scared to stick their necks out for causes like this. Good for you Frank
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@HeavensAbove5
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@michaelastracha You’ll be just fine. I did exactly the same last week and woke up with no ill effects
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@HeavensAbove5
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@JamieMoore777 @OfficialMJBox @JoshTaylorBoxer Do you honestly think they are getting death threats?
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
Mmmmm... let’s see what the residents of Reading think this morning. #Readingattack
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
See, this little beauty is still smiling despite the sad lonely bedsit haters. Keep going girl, we love ya @MichelleOwen7 @beewestwood @JeffStelling
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@HeavensAbove5
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2 years
@AlexBehunin @EubanksLostPen Terry O’Connor scored this a 10-9 round
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
Millwall banning @SkySports Fair play to them, SKY absolute scum.
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@HeavensAbove5
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5 years
@Boxing_UK_ There’s blood all over the place.
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@HeavensAbove5
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1 year
@ant_crolla My mate has a lovely vintage gun and it is very calm, never comes out of its case….. he’s also at a loss as to why guns in general are banned from the streets
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
There’s a lot of mixed thoughts on Sergi as a player but this is the type of MAN that every club needs. Lovely lovely individual who puts loyalty and pride before anything. It’s not all about three points and shiny cutlery. Love the lad
@BrentfordFC
Brentford FC
4 years
We followed Sergi for 11 months as he took the long journey back to full recovery. WATCH FULL VID @
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@HeavensAbove5
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5 years
@yellowhammer83 One gets the feeling that someone is regretting their social media posting this morning 😂😂😂😂
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@HeavensAbove5
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2 years
Just been made aware that Bill The Fish has passed away. Such sad news for a lovely lovely man at Brentford. May he wear his shorts up in heaven. Will be putting some flowers down at Griffin Park and The Albany fish and chip shop in the week. Such a lovely man x
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
Couldn’t tell you if Sergi Canos is of Championship standard but what I can tell you is that he is one hell of an individual. For me, that goes a long long way.
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
Not much to see here but I wrap these up better than I do my children for the winter #gardenshour
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@HeavensAbove5
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2 years
@sportbible Good to see Forest planning ahead. Two seasons time another twenty years in the doldrums with debt dragging them down.
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
Dropped some Cod, chips and mushy peas round my mum and dads last night. They couldn’t have been happier if I’d delivered a 21 plate Bentley to them. Small things in life mean so so much.
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@HeavensAbove5
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1 year
When Wetherspoons draw Poundland in the first round of the FA Cup
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@HeavensAbove5
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1 year
@StanCollymore In fairness Stan you couldn’t even keep peace when you had Ulrika strutting around in a pair of suspenders.
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
@MillwallPhotos Proof that Millwall ain’t racist. No matter what colour you are if you short change them then you are getting it. If you work hard however..hero Also being an away fan it’s fair to say that Millwall don’t prejudice either when it comes 2travelling clubs. They just hate everyone
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@HeavensAbove5
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2 years
@ChrisGPackham @trussliz Fair play to this man, no matter how much grief he gets he will never bow to bullies or what he feels is wrong.
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
Why don’t @MatchroomBoxing stop all this marketing nonsense about the up & coming @EbanieBridges fight. How about running a PR campaign along the lines of..... “The best pair of tits to come out of Australia since Lucas Browne”
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
Having my eighth vaccine jab this week.
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@HeavensAbove5
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@CrimeLdn @kimbochambers Hopefully he finally came away with some silverware
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@HeavensAbove5
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2 years
Thanks for @MCYeeehaaa and the team for making it one hell of a week. Really important to have characters in life and Chapman is certainly one of those 😂😂😂
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
To all my close @BrentfordFC mates I feel that 2021 will make up for what happened in 2020. Keep the faith and have a great new year.
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@HeavensAbove5
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1 year
@iamtomskinner Imagine walking into Dino’s cafe and stating you paid for the boxing
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
The only people I hope get to see @BrentfordFC in the coming weeks are those that stood by me on the terraces when it was shit, cold and grey. Those that would back you if you got in trouble and those that would stand by you if you made a mistake in life. Enjoy your day x
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@HeavensAbove5
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@Awaydays23 @RangersFC @footieonthisday I bet you could have a pint with everyone of this lot with no problems at all. When Celtic came to Brentford they were a disgrace.
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
Not a bad day at all. They might be 22, 19 & 17 but they can still go sledging with their ma and pa.
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@HeavensAbove5
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3 years
Simple but effective.
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
How proud would you be if this was your son? Forget the hat trick but in general terms.
@sergicanos
Sergi Canós Tenés
4 years
I’ve got good company to sleep with today😴💤⚽️ Thank you for all the messages❤️🐝
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@HeavensAbove5
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Umar IFL Umar has just been spotted in Merseyside. #umar
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@HeavensAbove5
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@iamtomskinner Well that’s also taught me a lesson to not be clever x apologies
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@HeavensAbove5
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1 year
For all you Scousers out there
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump He hacked a murdered girls cell phone for Christ sake. Never forget.
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@HeavensAbove5
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3 years
Happy Valentine’s Day to my wonderful wife.
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@HeavensAbove5
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22 years married today. Will take the wife out for a meal this evening but if the cheeky fucker asks for either a starter or a side salad it’s going to kick off
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@HeavensAbove5
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My first ever Cosmos. That’ll do.
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
@Tyson_Fury @parisfury1 Love the three bald heads in the photo.
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@HeavensAbove5
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1 year
@FBAwayDays Very sad the way football has changed. Make it as intimidating a humanly possible.
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
This tier 4 debacle is going to give those lefty bastards @sleafordmods @fit_as_fuc enough lyrics for the next four albums. Bloody well love them though, both of em are welcome round mine for turkey whenever.
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
Lovely day with the wife in Brighton today. You don’t have to spend money to have a fabulous time.
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
In fairness it all makes sense now
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
@BrentfordFC Fuck me, the last time he was this far off his line........
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@HeavensAbove5
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@iamtomskinner With all due respect if they served that down Dino’s cafe at six am the windows would be put in.
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@HeavensAbove5
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❤️❤️❤️
@ltsNotSoccer
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Brilliant from Neymar.... made this kids day
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@HeavensAbove5
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@BrentfordFC now need to use that as inspiration. Siege mentality now. Everyone is against you, prove them wrong.
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@ESPNRingside Incredible that MB even has to make such a statement. Shame in Wilder who could have gone down as a great heavyweight. Now very tainted.
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@HeavensAbove5
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Most unlike a scouser trying to nick someone’s prized possessions 😂 Bloody love @TashaJonas Just look at her face. Pure happiness.
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@HeavensAbove5
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So pleased we are finding space for those desperate Afghans as I assume this means we have housed all our homeless which includes the retired armed force personnel that have been left out to dry.
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@HeavensAbove5
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2 years
@jess_stafford_ Deserves credit for coming out and facing the music. Big mistake but no one has died.
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@HeavensAbove5
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@lennythepen Problem is there is NO RESPECT for the police anymore. Yep, that could be for various reasons and some of that their own making but…… ZERO TOLERANCE is the only answer. Total ZERO TOLERANCE
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
Wow
@nostalgiafutbo1
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4 years
Brentford FC, 1935....
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@HeavensAbove5
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2 years
@racingblogger @Downroyal Looks like Dot Cottons liver
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
What a bunch of honourable people 👏👏
@bbcmtd
BBC Midlands
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Sikh groups, including Coventry-based @LangarAid have arrived in Dover to help deliver food and water to stranded lorry drivers in Kent:
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@HeavensAbove5
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Shocking behaviour from @FulhamFC players and staff today. The last time they lost their heads like that was when Monty run out of smoked salmon at the summer garden party in 2021.
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@HeavensAbove5
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1 year
FUCK LIVERPOOL FC AND ANY OTHER PRICK THAT BOOED THE NATIONAL ANTHEM?
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@HeavensAbove5
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2 years
@90sfootball Man of the people. The greatest ever
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@HeavensAbove5
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3 years
The biggest giant killing of the weekend. Keep fighting young man ❤️
@BBCSport
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Bournemouth and Wales midfielder David Brooks says his cancer treatment is making good progress and his outlook is "promising and positive". #bbcfootball #afcb
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@HeavensAbove5
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I hear that @BronzeBomber has split from Mark Breland. What a shame. The one man that had his best interests at heart. The one man that put his health, his family and his life before money. Breland should sleep well tonight knowing he did exactly what every training should do.
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@HeavensAbove5
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@metpoliceuk If you didn’t have so many officers noncing then you’d have had him by now.
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@HeavensAbove5
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3 years
21 years ago today. Boy she’s a lucky lady
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@HeavensAbove5
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3 years
Couple of old bastards out in London last night ⁦ @ThorneintheSide
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
Sort this vaccine out so that my mates can watch @BrentfordFC lift the Championship Trophy. Simply a formality now, get the vaccine sorted because some of my true mates deserve a celebration.
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@HeavensAbove5
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1 year
Shocking behaviour from @_DeclanRice No headphones on, no phantom phone call and the obligatory mobile to the ear. How on earth does he think he’s going to survive in the top flight with this sort of irrational behaviour? Totally shocked and saddened.
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@HeavensAbove5
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4 years
Shame on that black @SkyNews reporter for trying to turn #wiley over during that interview. Sold his soul to get up the corporate ladder.
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@HeavensAbove5
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3 years
Sadly we will never see the likes of this again. People too worried about spilling their Lattes these days
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@HeavensAbove5
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2 years
Great night @O2ForumKTown to see @HARD_FI It was like a night out in Staines there were so many faces. All that was missing was Lidl, Spoons and Poundland.
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