Jason Williamson @fit_as_fuc Twitter profile

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

5 years sober this week. The one thing that has started to become apparent is that I don’t cherish them old days. I don’t miss years under drugs. Im starting to regret it deeply. I would of been me anyway.

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@fit_as_fuc

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8 years sober innit. Last drink was a bottle of Staropramen and along with Stella that was my favourite Lager. I didn’t finish it all. Poured most of it down the drain in the back yard. Gave up drugs and ciggies that afternoon too after years of failed attempts. It can come good

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Any conspiracy theorists, transphobes, racists, homophobes aren’t welcome here so please if you have beliefs like that simply fuck off now cos eventually you’ll spout and I don’t want to read it. I’m into intelligence, reason and progression, not shit-housery.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

Ten years ago today I went for a pint on my own at Wetherspoons but stayed out all night. Our Daughter was 1yrs old and me n Andrew were on the verge of releasing Austerity Dogs. It was a miserable new year for my family as I was not in control of myself. But 3 weeks after this

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

4 years

I’m not accepting anymore friendship requests on Facebook because the band have now entered a new tier of fame and I regard myself as a god.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

It was now paying off. Not only was it paying it off but we had carved our own thing into the belly of English music, a dream come true. Things can get better. Good things do happen. Happy New Year. ❤️

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Tourist cunt. Got noticed 4 times tho. Was happy with that. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Avoid a mid life crisis by looking like a twat all of the time.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

11 months

@RishiSunak You cunt

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

5 years

10 yrs ago I was working nights in a factory that hated me. I was 40. Sleaford Mods was all over the place. I hadn’t yet met @extnddntwrk but my then girlfriend @AliceWasWearing would ask me to move in to hers a month later. If you’re feeling shit, hang in there. ✊HNY ❤️

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

I couldn’t give a fuck if you spent 100 quid on us, have all the records and went to the first gig we ever did. Just fuck off if you have these beliefs. I don’t care about you.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

Glastonbury was wicked.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

You don’t have to buy 3 grams tonight and then hit someone at work on Wednesday because you’re battered with psychosis. Be your best friend. Put your oven on.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Thank you for nice comments on the sober post today. Very nice of you all. Cheers. X

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@fit_as_fuc

3 years

2008. With over 11 years or so left of my illustrious substance abuse career I favoured Special Brew on and off until the very bitter end. At only 1.45 a can this stuff went perfectly with minimum wage and fast track numbness.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Doesn’t feel like it went away, weirdly. Live tonight. BBC Sounds stage @LatitudeFest 10pm

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Few mates kids got good results today for A Levels but if you didn’t I know it’s hard now but don’t worry too much. I got a D and E after doing GCSEs first, a year after being told to leave school early. I failed spectacularly for 30 years after that and still made it at 44.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Cunt flu gone (post gig comedown/tiredness, not COVID) and I’m chuffed to have been earning some money after 18 months. Had a natter with some good folk backstage and met up with a couple of mates. All good. Grub was decent. Had a laugh, @_billy_nomates joined us for a tune. Safe

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

Our life’s started to change after we released Austerity Dogs and then went on to play a small festival in Belgium which led to us starting to get a fan base in Europe and eventually the U.K. it was the beginning of a better life. After 20 years of honing our skills

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Give Twitter what it wants.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

I don’t need a new thick winter coat. This one is still proper. Nothing worse than shithouses in a new winter coat every two minutes. Why? It isn’t making you look any better. You are not a model. Buy 1. Make sure it’s smart. Wear it for 5 years before you replace it.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Tour news ...

Sleaford Mods

@sleafordmods

3 years

❌ £5 TICKETS ❌ We’ve set aside £5 tickets for the UK tour. They’re strictly for those struggling financially. Don’t take the piss. The ticket link will be emailed to the mailing list on Tue 1 June at 10am. To access sign up to the mailing list at

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

How you getting on with UK GRIM? Like it?

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Had an eye test. Assumed it was free. This is how detached I’ve become from working life. A sheltered mid level pop star spouting detached views about the real world, which I no longer understand. Ffs.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

banshees of inisherin, very good. Recommended

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

I hate telling the kids to get to sleep. The last thing they see and hear before 8 hours of unconsciousness is my Moaning dad face. However, they need to get to fucking sleep.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Merry Xmas ya’ll. Have a good one. Thanks for all the support n that. Means a lot. 🎄❤️🎄❤️

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

4 years

Post some club. 91.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Kids went down in 15 minutes. Wtf. I’d be up until 3am talking shit to an action man.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

U.K. Grim our new long player out March 10th. It’s really good and we’re really happy with it. #UKGRIM

Sleaford Mods

@sleafordmods

2 years

Welcome to #UKGRIM our new album out on Fri 10 March. Pre-order: Head over to that YouTube place to witness the fitness of the video from the legend that is @coldwarsteve . We're all Tory MPs now...servants of this really bleak sort of Aldi nationalism🗑️

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

Daughter was 2 actually. Lol. Have a nice day all ❤️

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

1 year

Thank you for all the nice messages. Really decent of you. I was gunna wait until the ten year thing but I think every years a good one tbh. I wouldn’t mind having a glass of wine at some point, another decade or so. With food. I might be alright then I reckon. To understand it.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

Our debut record is 10 today. Seems like a lifetime ago.

Sleaford Mods

@sleafordmods

2 years

Austerity Dogs is 10 fucking years old! A decade later it's still #UKGRIM . Listen to the album again here:

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

I don’t want to hear your cum noise mate. Lift it properly or go down a weight. This isn’t muscle beach. I’m not bothered.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

1 year

After decades of looking at him in pictures, I bump into @GlenMatlock in Palm Springs. Lovely man!

Glen Matlock

@GlenMatlock

1 year

Small world. Cool to bump into Jason from the mighty Sleaford Mods in not so grim Palm Springs earlier. 😎

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

Re- watching True Detective 1. It’s a masterclass. It’ll never get topped.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Rocked up to the school run this morning looking like a pill dealer from Stoke, circa 1996. 😎

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Belfast.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

1 year

Well that’s that. Normal service resumes as from next week. Cake pictures, film reviews and moaning. Thank you to all who bought the new record.

Sleaford Mods

@sleafordmods

1 year

WTF!!! #UKGRIM is No.3 in the UK album charts!💥 A massive thank you to everyone that bought a copy! We've been overwhelmed by the response which has truly taken us by surprise – we’re VERY happy! Now KEEP THAT DESK AREA TIDY! 🗑 #sleafordmods #hunksfrompunk

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

Came third in the dads race at my daughters sports day. Anybody tell you I came fourth they’re bullshitters mate.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Setting up a new phone sent me into a spasm of hate so intense that I’m now having to go for a run even tho I haven’t yet had my morning trip to the toilet. I just don’t care and this is quite possibly my most middle class Tweet yet.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

4 years

Unsurprisingly Tony Abbott looks like a right fucking punchable cunt.

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2 years

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Vax booked. Go on. I’m not Fuckin about. Inject the juice innit. 💯

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@fit_as_fuc

1 year

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Bloke just stopped me in the shop. Thought I was his posty, ffs.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

I think I’ve finally seen the light with album reviews i don’t agree with. It’s taken 10 years. I had a minor wobble yesterday but then took a long walk to bed and had a think about it. Yes they can bother you but we don’t let dogshit walk out the studio ever. No no no.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

1 year

Yes crew. This page is solely dedicated to people who wanna blame me for the following … A. Death of socialism B. Jeremy Corbyn getting fucked up at the last election C. The lack of progress with your shit band/job/ wank life D viagra won’t work? Just blame me, lads.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

Wife’s got mates around so I’ve gone out and there’s fuck all to do apart from go to pubs or eat stuff. Cinema isn’t exactly alive with appealing films. And please, no autographs.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

90 minutes to put the boy to sleep. Nearly put him on eBay. Again.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Happy Father’s Day 😱 Thank you @AliceWasWearing ❤️

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

1 year

Happy anniversary to my beautiful wife Claire. Here she is on the big day with her mate Kelly. I love this picture and yes I’m totally punching... @AliceWasWearing

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

First ever SM gig pre Andrew, at Hopkinson’s Arts Gallery near Notts Train station, 2007 I think. My mate Gary from an old band I was in, did backing vocals. Used a cd for the backing track. Included an early version of jobseeker. Got wasted on fairly weak pills after.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

I’m back over here until the dust settles with the Spotify tweet. Laying low on your ‘other’ account…like avin a series of luxurious hideouts much like a cartel boss. Except my foe isn’t the CIA it’s Indie Chris and Post Punk Wendy. They want my cancelled ass so bad.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

4 years

Thank you very much for all the birthday wishes, dead kind of you. Ere’s me on the council steps with me mum n nana. Early 80’s

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

1 year

Get the Beethoven look 1990 ish I think.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Halloween’s so pony innit. Piss off.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

When the drums and bass join in with the opening guitar line/chords on the intro to paul weller’s sunflower, it still makes the hairs on my arms go up. It’s possibly the most Mod thing ever.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Circa 99/2000. FYI. Mullets only ever looked good on me. Shirt. PS Paul Smith Coat. CP Company. Jeans. One True Saxon.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

4 years

Thought I was being trendy buying a Bluetooth record player but after nearly 6 months of not being able to get any sound from it through 4 different speakers I’m currently thinking about hitting a stranger.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

I’ve finally connected with The Fall through the album Extricate and particularly the song I’m Frank. His opening line is very cool. I feel a bit guilty about this tho due to the current trend in bland appropriations which must have him turning in his fucking grave twice a week

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Gagging fer that Bond film tbh. The English person in me surfacing, demanding escapism via some posh cunt in a suit beating stereotypical enemies of the state up in Brussels or fucking Monte Carlo

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Out today. Our cover of Don’t Go by Yazoo. On all streaming 😂 platforms.

Sleaford Mods

@sleafordmods

3 years

All I want for Christmas is to cover ‘Don’t Go’ by Yazoo. Out now on all streaming platforms for your kitchen disco pleasure, me owd’s. 🎄

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

4 years

Happy birthday to my ever beautiful wife and saviour. Love you babe! @AliceWasWearing

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Was in Edinburgh for 4 days seeing mates. I stayed near Tony Blair’s old school (or college, I didn’t bother looking it up) but it was a marvel to look at. Like a castle. I went jogging most days and would Just stand across from its entrance. Looking at it. The power of privilege

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

4 years

No4 crew. Top 5 stunner. Thank you all for supporting us thank you so much. X

Sleaford Mods

@sleafordmods

4 years

Thank you. Thank you all so much. Spare Ribs 🦴🦴🦴🦴 is No4 in the official UK album charts. No10 in the German charts and No30 in the Irish Charts. Thank you. X #sleafordmods #spareribs #ukgrim #roughtraderecords #originate #nevergivein

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Jason Williamson

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2 years

Bad Santa is up there with Citizen Kane.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Be nice to yourself. Put ya oven on.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

Cocaine at 50 makes you look like a retired vet on cheese burgers. Grow up.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

Been nominated for an award lads.

Sleaford Mods

@sleafordmods

2 years

Spare Ribs has been nominated for Best Album at the Ivor Novello awards. @IvorsAcademy The scenes.!! 😱🎉😱🎉

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

Lemon Tart. I’m not pissing about with a 23cm shallow tart base either this isn’t a tea shop in fucking Dinsley. I like my pastry thick and the lemon filling not overly strong. They tell you 5 Lemons reduce it by 1. It’s an ugly creation but I prefer my angels with dirty faces!

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

4 years

Kids went back to school but it doesn’t seem to have altered the fact that I’m still a cunt.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

1 year

Go on son

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

Get yaself down ya local Turkish barbers. No post punk tattoos in sight and no unwanted hairs are fuckin safe!

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Just checked the weather for the next ten fuckin years. 100% Gammon forecast ffs

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

The Don is ere, lads.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

It’s come a long way from fishing your pill out from your puke and panic attacks on a Tuesday.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

1 year

The stair case to the stage in Webster Hall NY, Formally The Ritz. The scene of seminal hard rock performance from Guns n Roses in 1988. It’s been done out since and the only graffiti is from below par indie bands from the last 20 years. But I’m here. GNR was ere.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

HNY to you all. X

Sleaford Mods

@sleafordmods

3 years

On behalf of myself and Andrew we’d like to think you for all the support this year. We still can’t believe our luck, even after all this time. Take care and look after those that matter and remember that good things do happen. SM ❤️

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Jason Williamson

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3 years

Fuck the cunts. There’s no rules in the route to your goals. Whatever works. Fuck the cunts.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Word on the street is Patel can’t be sacked because she had an affair with Johnson and she’s got some filth on him.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

Feel like a civvy again. How can I sex it up for august. Might bring the dog on stage with me, and the dishwasher. No point fighting the fucker. I’m just not seeing any 6 week transformation into Pop band God at this point, lads.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

After some thought I’ve removed the anti sunglasses tweet. I’d like to apologise to all those that own sunglasses which includes myself.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

5 years

Ya man there.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

The temperature of frozen chicken from pallet to pallet, bought in by lorries to a cold store,

Fun Boy Jams

@VRSJMS

3 years

Mate @fit_as_fuc please talk me through the 18.6 middle 19.2 top bit in Jobseeker?

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

I’m in the band mate 😂

Héctor

@Hector_RnR

2 years

@fit_as_fuc I got an extra ticket for tonight at @GAMH it’s yours if you can explain what stick in a 5 and go means

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

2 years

I went to the Rainbow Bar n Grill and ate. Then to the whisky a go go to look at it and then to the troubadour to look at it. Just up from it is the entrance to Beverly Hills which I just looked at for ages in the boiling sun. Those old venues were crisp.

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

1 year

@LeeAndersonMP_ You twat

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

3 years

First time abroad since Rona. Hello Dublin.

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Jason Williamson

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4 years

Absolutely bored wiv not giggin now. I miss hating on bands in artist areas. I miss hotel rooms and watching shit horror films ALL of the time. I miss hotel breakfasts and slagging off other bands under my cornflaked breath. I miss checking in to hotels.

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1 year

Real shit.

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1 year

I think about this Tom Waits story all the time.

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Jason Williamson

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1 year

I awoke this morning to suddenly realise I’m the best looking man in Great Britain

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Jason Williamson

@fit_as_fuc

5 years

RAGE TWEET I don’t Fucking care if she was caught sniffing and watching Porn Hub on her fucking phone. Really, fuck off. Fuck this country.

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Jason Williamson

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3 years

Bought the eldest a crackPad. Literally turned into Zamo over night. Ffs.

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Jason Williamson

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2 years

Happy birthday to me mucker ❤️

Sleaford Mods

@sleafordmods

2 years

Happy birthday to your best music maker. The leader of cool. The king of head nod. Mr Andrew Fearn @extnddntwrk

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Jason Williamson

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1 year

Day 3 of ‘online activist’, pile on.

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Jason Williamson

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3 years

At flicks. Two army ads already. Navy and infantry. They planning summat.

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Jason Williamson

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2 years

Once again I find myself wading through the cold pond of my fragile ego, in-between the under stimulated goldfish and mouldy lilly pads. Once again my friends, I find myself tangled and tormented within the unforgiving woodland of the Album Campaign!

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