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John Sitton

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The Real John Edmund Sitton. ex Chelsea,Millwall, Gillingham and Leyton Orient . My autobiography out now .

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John Sitton
4 years
I did a few things wrong at 34, but never forgot the name of my club! Lollollol! And can't get near a gig on the radio!
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John Sitton
4 years
Still too weak to talk 3rd day of baby steps recovering from covid. Had both lots. 2nd time far worse than the 1st. Dec 26th to now. 12 days of that bedridden Lost 30lb .Didn't think I'd turn the corner... appreciate the kind words x
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John Sitton
1 year
Very emotional even as I tweet now, but one of the proudest moments of my life.
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John Sitton
2 years
Went to see my new born grandaughter for the 1st time today. No one else got a look in!😄😄😄👍😘
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John Sitton
1 year
Son in law, son and friends up in Newcastle on his stag do before the big day in July having a great time Said everyone so friendly Bouncers have been different class. Lots of activities. Quote;nothing like London 👍 Never met a geordie in the cab or football I didn't get on w
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John Sitton
2 years
Absolutely 💯 spot on and brilliant 👏 👌 👍 🙌
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Jonathan Pie
2 years
This one might just be my angriest yet: Strikes! Full version here:
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John Sitton
5 years
Just on my way up there. Here's the reason I'll be late in today. My eldest daughter gave birth to my first grandchild at approx 9.20 this morning. He weighs in at 8pounds 8 ounces. Welcome to our family George Mark(after Dad ).Can't wait to hold you.
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John Sitton
6 months
Cyclist, grasses to the police, 2 cabbies on a rank, idle, looking at their phones That's the cuntry we live in now. No wonder the economy is fxxxed. I bet he wouldn't try and stop a street robbery, help a kid getting attacked with a knife or stop drug dealers. But a taxpayer...
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John Sitton
4 years
Just pulled over for 2 different cars to let them pass, is there a bigger fucking wind-up than no acknowledgement or thank you?
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John Sitton
2 years
9.33a.m,and at 7lb,14 ounces my grandaughter arrived!!!2nd grandchild 👍 Mum (my eldest)and baby's doing fine 🙂 Amelia Loiza(after my Mrs 👍👍👍)
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John Sitton
9 months
Just been told, Pat Jennings collapsed before the game tonight. My prayers are with him 🙏 Best gk in the world in his time imho.
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John Sitton
6 months
Fellow cabbies, if you're about to drop Paddington by the cab rank, despite knife crime, street robbery, gang fights, cowardly machete cunts, open drug dealing, as you take the slip to the turn off, you'll see 3 cxxxs with a speed gun trying to catch you doing 22mph Just saying
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John Sitton
5 years
First grandad cuddles.
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John Sitton
4 years
I've been offered a coaching job in China!
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John Sitton
5 years
My new, firstborn grandchild. Little George!
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John Sitton
5 years
How TF Does Southgate & Kane get OBE/MBE when half the England squad have died with Fuck All who won the World Cup??? Particularly MOM Alan Ball & Englands greatest ever striker still with us Jimmy Greaves.
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John Sitton
6 years
I thought it appropriate to help an old lady out of my cab and wait until she was safely inside her front door seeing we're now living in a country where 90 year old women get mugged and beaten up at home and 100 year old women have their neck broken by bag snatching junkies
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John Sitton
4 years
Amazing people on here Words of support and encouragement 1st hot meal since boxing day yesterday. Baby steps to recovery Weight loss and fatigue minging
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John Sitton
4 years
Switching off now. Feel proper weak Gotta carry on baby steps to recovery. A massive amount of good wishes. Much appreciated x Night all x
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John Sitton
4 years
They're all family
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4 years
@financekev @TheRealSitts Is this social distancing in Tier 2 Norwich?
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John Sitton
5 years
A big thank you to Adrian Durham and his wife for continuing to support the black cab trade .You're an absolute star my friend. It's a pleasure to know you.
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John Sitton
6 years
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I'm going to be a grandad! My first born had her first scan! Lollollol about time! Fingers crossed. .sex not bothered. .as long as strong and healthy!
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John Sitton
5 years
I know Chiswell st to St Bart ain't far, but come on lads! Ignorant cabbie turned a woman down and told her to walk! (Towards Finz Sq! ) She was going for radiotherapy, so I gave her a freebie. WTF! ? Get out of my trade.
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John Sitton
5 years
Massive to me. .massive I was only a pro two years Two years apprentice Two years schoolboy forms Chelsea offer me tickets and hospitality for my birthday! Amazing gesture. I'm excited big time. See you at the Bridge 30th of November!
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John Sitton
4 years
38 years ago today.
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John Sitton
4 years
Went out and bought a map of the world. Put it on the wall. Told my wife "take this dart and throw it at the map. Wherever it sticks...that's where I'm taking you " Turns out we're having 3 weeks behind the fridge...
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John Sitton
4 years
I think there should be a tax and vat amnesty for the whole of 2020.. So everyone can get back on their feet after covid 19... After all, it's about time we got the same treatment as uber, Amazon, buttfucks, Costa..all of them Let non tax paying U.S. corporations cover it
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John Sitton
7 months
To the best (mutual)followers on Twitter/X.. Wishing you all a very merry Christmas and a healthy ,Happy, prosperous new year from all of my ❤️. You help me get through most days 😊 God bless. Xxxxxx
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John Sitton
10 months
Little footnote about the David Beckham documentary. It shows the kind of person he is... He managed to get my daughter's phone number Called her personally to thank her for getting Brooklyn out of a jam Belsize park, being jostled by paparazzi...immense gesture. Top bloke 👏
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John Sitton
4 years
When I got surrounded by about 10 youths..all of a certain ethnicity, on the corner of Greatorex st, called a white cxxx, wxxxer, we don't want you here, and my cab pelted with housebricks and £460 worth of damage, dya think it was a racist hate crime?
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John Sitton
3 years
Old boy, royal Marsden to the royal hospital..full uniform 💪👍👏👏👏 No charge in this cab. Demi Gods imo
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John Sitton
2 years
Fxxxing amazing.. Sinclair back on talksport after what he said following the death of the Queen To think, 9 years a coach educator and I've never been offered a gig 🤔
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John Sitton
4 years
Marcus Rashford, the epitome of someone who has been blessed with talent but has given back in time, knowledge and has articulated it superbly. A credit to his family and club. 👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍
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John Sitton
6 years
Eldest saw midwifery this morning. Monster heartbeat from my expected grandchild. Strong as a bull. Goes with her mum to 2nd scan this afternoon. ..Guess what? I'm going to have a Grandson! Yeeees!
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John Sitton
3 months
Big, no..massive thank you to everyone, in and out of the trade, for the messages of compassion, support and encouragement during the last 4 weeks. Went on the dvla website...got my licence back!not only that, as I said the truth, 3 never went on. Is it busy out chaps? Lol ✅️
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John Sitton
6 years
..along with a lot of people, if I could have been anyone else, I'd have chosen Ray Wilkins. Pure class on the football field, a gentleman and lovely gentle human being off it.
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John Sitton
3 months
Have it right ✅��, if Susan Hall 'rips up ' everything done by Khan over the last 8 years, she's bang on, it's common sense and should be a winner!!!!!
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John Sitton
4 years
A place in the sun..Alicante..140k for a 3 bed bungalow with a pool I must be on crack staying here
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John Sitton
4 years
Night night all x Another day on the road to recovery 👍
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John Sitton
5 years
A massive thank you to Chelsea who have offered tickets v West Ham United with a fully complimentary hospitality package for my 60th birthday. 6 years, boy and young man wearing the blue
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John Sitton
6 years
Just had the most amazing cab journey with Sandy Toksvig. Black cab trade supporter . Top lady, top drawer human being and knows the apple. .bless her cotton socks
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John Sitton
6 years
Can't wait until I'm 65. .I get a £6000 a year pension after paying into the system since I was 16 and a "refugee "gets £29000 in combined benefits who HASN'T PAID A PENNY INTO THE SAME SYSTEM. (Better start getting used to canned soup Sitts )
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John Sitton
6 months
Quality. Absolute quality. Honest opinion as always by Noel.
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John Sitton
4 years
Me and my boy on his 1st birthday x
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John Sitton
3 years
Just got an all clear from another consultant. Time of life I'm afraid Been through a load of them 👍😉 Gotta try and stay on top. 1 down, 1 to go 😉👍👍👍
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John Sitton
6 years
Fxxx me! More grief! Daughter goes on a surprise visit to Venice. Courtesy of her fella. He's only fxxxing proposed! Got her a lovely engagement ring and she said yes! I was approached by him a month ago for permission. Lovely. Better try and save a few quid! Lollollol
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John Sitton
3 years
My grandson enjoying the great British summer 🥰😘😘😘😘😘
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John Sitton
1 year
Apologies for the twitter silence for a few days 2nd daughter's wedding in santorini. Left last Sunday Back Monday. Everything went swimmingly well Great time, great day, great memories, filmed shedding a few as I walked her....
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John Sitton
6 years
Daughter number two engaged. 😤
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John Sitton
5 years
Same as Christmas. .I'm thinking of you. Just in case I don't get a chance later on, may I wish you and your families a healthy happy new year. To my followers on twitter. You've helped keep me sane. Almost! Lollollol It means a lot that you take notice of my tweets on football
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John Sitton
6 months
Just tell them to fuck off and mind their own business
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Chinese tourist in the UK asks a piano player in a public area to stop filming as they don’t want to appear in the background At this point the UK has completely fallen 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 I was genuinely gobsmacked at this video, the absolute brass neck!!
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John Sitton
5 years
Cabbies taking veterans from Waterloo to the cenotaph. ..All doing our bit as we do every year. Q of cabs on Westminster Bridge earlier. A mention on the news would be nice to break the media silence
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John Sitton
6 months
Grass. Nasty. Vindictive. Playing with people's livelihoods. I bet you wouldn't disturb a mugging, a kid being attacked with a knife or a certain group dealing drugs.
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John Sitton
3 years
As of midnight last night, I'm back after a 7 day Twitter ban for supposedly digging out someone from Insulate UK...harmless joke Seems we're a police state disguised as a nanny state when I speak up for proper people who just want to do a day's work and get about their business
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John Sitton
2 years
Spent the day watching the Queen's funeral. Truly end of an era.. Pageantry..? We're the guvnors
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John Sitton
4 years
Mrs says:"we've been married 40 years next year. That's the Ruby wedding anniversary. You've got to buy me a Ruby " I said:"it's sorted...plates of poppadoms, chicken chat for starters, chicken ceylon main, mango sorbet is friends "
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John Sitton
2 years
Here's a thing... I think I've got the best followers on twitter. You're nice. It's just nice to have that support. I'd like to wish every one of you a verry merry Christmas and a healthy happy New year and we go on together ❤️ X kisses ×a million
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John Sitton
2 months
That's a phew 😅 but more tests on Monday... Scan was clear of 3 bad things though. Massive relief
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John Sitton
1 year
My generation grew up on the streets. We played on the streets every day. Football, cricket, tag, hide and seek, knock down ginger. But never "let's fxxxing stab each other " Nothing to do with "nowhere to go "
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1 year
Still pushing the same old bollocks about 'tory cuts' and 'teh bored yoof'. At what point will parents take responsibility for their violent children? Instead of expecting the tax-payer too?
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John Sitton
4 years
Managed to squeeze in my eye test. Optician says:"I want you to look into this machinery and tell me what you see.." I replied:"I see a geezer eating a bat, pubs closed and people wearing masks " 'Fantastic '..he says 'you've got 2020 vision '
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John Sitton
4 years
Can't wait to get strength back... Eating ok Mrs over the worse and looking after me. My daughters dropping off shopping, brother in law shouting at me down the phone and dropping off food and drink.... Telling me to get on the move..... Support from me brethren on here 👍👍👍😘
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John Sitton
9 months
Msg from someone else, good friend of Big Pat, he was checked by medical staff, deemed ok, seen walking and up and about. Phew!!!thank f for that!!! Great news 👏 👍
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John Sitton
3 years
RIP Paul Mariner Always very dear to me for his encouragement during an Ipswich v CFC game where he kept praising me & as one of the few people in football who reached out to me after the C4 Doc. It meant a lot to someone 3 months short of his 19th birthday in the 1st instance &
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John Sitton
3 months
Cyclist, doing 29mph doing "timed laps " in regent's park, hits an 81 year old who died a few days later. Not being prosecuted. Poor woman and her family. Cab trade have told ya 😉 they use it like a velodrome.
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John Sitton
8 months
Ex team mate of mine for 6 years at all levels at Cfc, very close once upon a time, passed around 8am this morning. We managed to get a message to him... He smiled. R.I.P.Jimmy Clare x
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John Sitton
12 days
They're a bit more proactive when Millwall come to town
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Jobless, fucking ungrateful invaders. They do this at your expense. Muslims rioting in Leeds.
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John Sitton
2 months
Is that a pickled walnut?
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John Sitton
2 months
42 years ago, almost to the minute, gentleman's row, Enfield registry office, to get married. 6th June is the Greek orthodox service anniversary, which I prefer to recognise because it's in a church. 42 years married, 48 years together ❤️
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John Sitton
3 months
Sheer waste of a vote.
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“Sadiq Khan has ruined the cab trade and he’s ruining London!” 📺Hear why Grant is backing Howard Cox & Reform UK this Thursday 👇
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John Sitton
4 years
Son in law...
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John Sitton
4 months
I'm banned from driving for 6 months from midnight last Saturday. Totally housebound. Worked from 12 to be a footballer, 5 and a half years to be a cabbie, 49 years a working taxpayer... Courts fxxxed up. We live in times where a driver don't get any paperwork,but TBC
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John Sitton
6 years
98 year old beaten half to death and robbed in the shit hole that is Bounds green. .. Robbed and left for dead. Class. What a great nation we live in. ...I'll tell you what. .I'm 59. .give me 3×5 minute rounds with each and every cxxx involved.
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John Sitton
7 months
Amazing. Born here, 1959. Worked since 16,apprentice at Chelsea But I, ME, has to line up at the post office with forms, passport, driving licence to verify who I am for dbs and bill renewal. Meanwhile, we let any cxxx in. You couldn't make it up .. #priorities #government
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John Sitton
4 years
C4 news, great item on music v racism. All the way back to the 70's If like me, you went to a comprehensive, grew up on a council estate, you had just mates My bestys were Greek and jamaican and we were together, loved our ska, reggae and pop and didn't give a fxxx where u from
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John Sitton
4 years
For as long as this coronavirus/covid19 lasts, the working people of this country should be exempt from tax, vat and residential and business rates. And NO INTEREST ON loans, credit cards and mortgages. Imo. Honest people don't cause trouble. Governments do.
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John Sitton
5 years
Not as many followers as Harry and Rio, but I've got the best of the best! Thank you all for your congratulations on the arrival of my first grandson Proper people. Love it. Love you lot xxxxxxx
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John Sitton
4 months
@mongsley Exactly how I grew up 2 up, 2 down and a "scullery " See what privilege I had?
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John Sitton
4 years
Did a shoot with Sky Lovely guy contacted me They're doing a little series on what happened to managers who had one chance and went out of the game. Hope the editing is kind Out soon!
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John Sitton
5 months
R.i.p. Stan Bowles
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John Sitton
6 months
Mayo sounded devastated on GHR. Announced another one gone. RIP Steve Wright One of the great broadcasters of ours or any era.
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John Sitton
1 year
I haven't been to work I don't normally do a Sunday. But missed yesterday and today The good news is the wife is out of hospital. 3rd time lucky hopefully 🙏
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John Sitton
3 years
😂😂😂😂😂👍
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John Sitton
5 years
Uber driver interview on talksport. 'Don't know how I'm going to pay the bills ' (pidgin English )...welcome to the world of the black cab driver for the last corrupt 8 years. ..
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John Sitton
7 years
As a born and bred londoner who's played for 3 London clubs take my word for it. .....there's absolutely nothing special about coming to London any more. For at least 10 years it's been a crime infested claustrophobic shit hole with a criminal's charter
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John Sitton
5 years
@Nigel_Farage Nigel, stop fxxxing about and run for prime minister
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John Sitton
1 month
To all of you who have been men enough to be real fathers I wish you the same from me. Have a great Fathers Day.
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There’s only one Johnny Sitton! And coincidentally I get to call him Daddy. Happy Father’s Day to the best daddy/grandad on the planet. Love you pops xxxx @TheRealSitts
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John Sitton
4 years
Geezer says to me "how's it going cabbie..I'm surprised I could get you. " I said "there could be a nuclear war, everything layed to rubble and waste, and out of the smoke will emerge a licensed London black cab.I worked too hard for my badge to give up..." He said "good for you"
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John Sitton
4 months
I thank you for the amazing support on here for my current predicament. Loads of positivity, advice, support Top drawer x
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John Sitton
6 years
Someone tell me why I should give a Fxxx about uber drivers working pay and conditions? These scum knew what they were signing up for. ...the eradication of the black cab trade and a monopoly. Now look! They're complaining! Kept by the British taxpayer!
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John Sitton
6 months
I'd give a body part to go back. But then, the lads wouldn't have been able to point and have a laugh! Lol ✅️ 👍 😆 🤣 😂
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John Sitton
6 years
Invited to an O's game. Fxxx me it's only took 23 years
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John Sitton
4 years
My 2 little mates xxxx
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John Sitton
1 year
Piss take by a divisive, anti UK, anti London, closet racist terrorist defending sleeper who's mayor
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1 year
Lord Nelson will be turning in his grave at the sad state the UK has become Defeated and impotent
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John Sitton
4 months
Confirmation..ex team mate, at Millwall and Gillingham, Dave Mehmet, sadly passed away this morning. R.I.P Mem x
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John Sitton
3 years
Happy anniversary to me and my bubble-0-7. 1st ceremony today when the Greek orthodox ceremony wasn't recognised. Got married in church on the 6th (D Day 😂😂😂) 39 years married. 45 years together. I've done my best to ruin it, but in the end, sanity prevailed.
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John Sitton
9 months
Absolutely 💯 brilliant 👏 👌 👍 😀
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Irish Football Pics
9 months
Bobby and Jack Charlton in the Pub Team Carlsberg ad
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John Sitton
4 months
Massive thank you for your kind words, support and good wishes. LTDA K.C is on it on my behalf. First 48 hours I was stressed angry and frustrated and a bit devastated. Philosophical now. Being appealed. Lots to do. Worst case scenario, time off after 49 years graft G'night allx
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John Sitton
6 years
Just so you know. .me and 22,000 other black cab drivers are, and always have been on the public's side. So John Warboys having just been heard at the high Court has been refused parole.Result! We're with the victims and the public. Fxxx him. Now throw away the key.
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