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@HaxMany
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@machin3gir1 But that's my towns dumbest movie of all time It sucked seeing shots of half my town and half cgi that always made me feel like I was dreaming after falling asleep on to much cold medicine
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@walter_hayden @inihelene @_Triceeeey This was my dogs strategy last time we saw a bear
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@Spinachbrah What a perfect troll, bloated and full of live cultures, man just wanted to be as unpleasant as possible to whoever the coroner was
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@jesawyer This is what makes working in older companies scary There's always someone bitter because they got docked 3 minutes pay in 1986 for getting in a car accident and looking to take it out on the new folks
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@LeaMaric @Recursion_Agent That's panther/python country I'd rather deal with the meth head
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@JUNlPER That's greta's clout, give it back
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@HaxMany
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@LandsharkRides your post about the people who mix instant coffee into regular coffee to make it stronger has forever altered the course of my life
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@p8stie People tell me my homemade jerky tastes way better than store bought My not so secret ingredient has always been MSG
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@p8stie Cuz Spanish marriages are fun events
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@LeaMaric @Recursion_Agent Tbh I am not worried about the kinda bears they have down there You can chase em off with a Bluetooth speaker
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2 years
@LandsharkRides My Opa is gone, but every year or so I go buy a box of the Irish cigarillos he used to love, pour a little bourbon and just watch some body of water for a few hours. It's weird the things that connect you most to your past
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@HaxMany
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@LeaMaric @Recursion_Agent That is a legitimate concern, but there are ways of "scenting" your territory so they won't wander close anyway
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@HaxMany
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@pmarca This is Daniel Johnson erasure
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@HaxMany
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@LowRhoUfo @pupOnSecurity I met some Sandia labs folks in a brewery when I was living in New Mexico Just the shit they were allowed to share was mind blowing
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@HaxMany
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@p8stie More axe throwing bars in cities
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@HaxMany
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Shiitake soak
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@skooookum Shout-out to all the android guys that carry a lighting cable because she always needs one
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@HaxMany
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@solarsserpent Imagine choosing to spend the finite moments of your life spewing vitriol like this on the Internet when eating an apple, petting a cat, and going for a walk are also options
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@HaxMany
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@LeaMaric @JimmyBoyBack Prostitution roulette
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@HaxMany
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@halcyon_hazel Holy shit is right They do not fuck around with those NDAs though
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@HaxMany
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2 years
Blood Solstice Tomorrow Remember to sharpen your goat knife and prepare the hallucinogenic brews in advance tonight
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@HaxMany
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@michaelcurzi I do mine in a sous vides at 140F for 72hrs its incredibly tender after that
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@HaxMany
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3 years
@mjg59 You really think you are one of the youngest? I grew up in this community. If RMS and his cult weren't so deadset on alienating anyone with a difference of opinion, maybe myself and more of my generation would still be saying "free software" instead of "open source".
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1 year
@anothercohen @GuyDealership Get in the submarine 🔫
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@HaxMany
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3 years
@Pilnok @imranzomg You can hear the cries of venture bros fans faintly sobbing in the trailers background
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3 years
@hollyherndon Insulin? IIRC their is already a well established project to open source it's production. All that would be needed would be to fund their production.
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@HaxMany
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2 years
@JackRhysider I refused to use emojis for soo long and only used characters I could type on a keyboard. Then all that got merged straight into Unicode and now work in any text field, so 🤷‍♂️
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@HaxMany
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@LandsharkRides We saw you from across the exhibit and couldn't help but admire fizeek? May you by chance be a fellow peatard?
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2 years
@SwiftOnSecurity What if you just replace the treads instead of replacing the whole tire?
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3 years
@ra6bit Train a neural net to make more?
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@HaxMany
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@FromKulak That is exactly what a majority of corporations are doing Just recruiting right out of high school, and locking them in with non competes and training that is organization specific
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@dash_eats I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness...
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@p8stie Evergreen take
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@shagbark_hick I read a few books on quakerism last December because I grew up in a community founded by Quakers and was always curious The progressivism was more or less baked into it from the start. It's a foundational part of the theology.
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@therealelp Hate to break it you, but you could have transferred the plan to an Android phone where you don't need your providers permission to use a hotspot
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@LandsharkRides "The world reveals itself to those who travel on foot" - Werner Herzog
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@Delicious_Tacos Looking at 4 yr old messages talking about wanting to quit the same job I'm at today It is time
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3 years
@FakeShowbizNews The south park bit about him being old is 20yrs old at this point. How is he still a thing?
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4 years
@oldmikeyrocks Your linux directions make me happy
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@LeaMaric Still my favorite goodwill find
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@FungiwithBengi @susrust @CoMontereyParks Probably running headfirst into everything and changing direction with each ricochet wild pigs have demon strength
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3 years
@eevee File a dispute with your credit card company. Keep doing it every time they charge you till they figure it out
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@JohnSigmon Why even reheat? At that point I'd just drink it iced
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@eigenrobot just use chatPGT pro unlimited dalle-3 for the sub
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RIP Trevor
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RIP JFK
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@HaxMany
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@MattDelGiudice @helen dude, we can all see this
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@notdan After this I'm geo-spoofing to Canada
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@Empty_America I can't believe non competitive "sports" like geocaching aren't more popular among parents Seems like the exact right middle ground
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@shagbark_hick There's a lot of folks that do Some good research has come out lately that red light doesn't interfere with sleep the way white light does Any color of light that can be produced by fire, we've evolved the ability to sleep by
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@IanColdwater @lizrice every time i try zsh i end up ragequitting back to fish and oh-my-fish is purdy
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@alli_c_ @vidythatte @startingfromnix They put it on the roads for free here
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@thechosenberg @SWENGDAD Google says tianepine which is a whole different ball game
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@PaulSkallas Cries in data center logistics
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@TProphet @CuddliApp It's kind of hilarious doing office IT setups now. Last office i did we cleared away the stuff of 50+ employees who weren't coming and back, and set up work spaces for the 2 that were. The amount of calendars still stuck on March. The inside of Madison Ave is a ghost town.
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@QuetzalPhoenix Did more to advance the cause of euro farmers in one season than anything that Eva lady has done in her career My boomer parents get it now
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@p8stie Edinburg is one of the cities I feel the strongest pull toward Magical place, without all that London darkness and evil
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@LandsharkRides Once in awhile doing IT id have to do some routine normal thing for an aging accountant, like connect a Bluetooth device Then they'd just casually drop that they themselves coded the backend system (with DOS and BASIC) the business has been using for 90% of things since 1989
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@randytoad @hiphippie Except it's definitely not the oldest. Hunter gatherer tribes used whatever psychoactive plants existed in their regions for an anthropologically significant amount of time before people understood how to make fermented beverages.
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@Shatter242 @thephreck Can we go back to flash? I miss newgrounds heyday
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@RayRedacted @david_colombo_ See, I want to pitch to my company how we should be using fords new ev platform for work vans, that way we can use all our warehouse real estate to generate solar to cut down on fuel costs, but stuff like this is spoopy
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@internetofshit Why would you of all people chose a Nest thermostat?
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@ElectionLegal I'm coming for all your spanakopita
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Lions mane logs final spot
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@LetMyPeopleCode @hiphippie She said kill the mood, not conceive the greatest pirate captain to ever sail the lake michigoony
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4 years
@DeludedPhasmid @DAVID_FIRTH @jabrils_ Don't be this guy, nobody likes this guy
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@thechosenberg Disgust, but mostly at the fact that enough people probably need this
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@LandsharkRides orange foid bad
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3 years
@Straithe The Arch linux wiki is one of the best examples of high quality open source documentation. It's such a good resource, that people who don't use Arch regularly use it.
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(mushroom pun goes here)
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@HaxMany
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@QuetzalPhoenix You get like 0.3lb jerky for every 1lb of beef, so it will always be drastically pricier The over-processed cheaper stuff is just poison and not worth your time Many dehydrators are pretty cheap (honeywell) and you're better of going DIY with your own flavors
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@nonstandardmcd @MattDelGiudice I'll take a 6 piece Cliff-Racer Nuggets
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What if I just abandoned my job, family, and school and found a nice beach to be homeless on? I could be Hawaii's problem
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@dissproportion Porn did this. The Big Ass™️ and Big Tits ™️ monopoly edged out all the competition from even getting a category.
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@coldhealing no woman would have herodotus and the bible at the same time no straight man should have john green or zadie smith
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@Logo_Daedalus It's super scary seeing this shit in stores I played around with the whole mushroom a bit in a psychonaut phase, and there can be some contexts where it can be safe and kinda cool, but this sure as hell ain't it, and will only get people hurt.
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@JackRhysider @lexfridman I want to see this soo bad
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@anabology If you are going down the lemon concentrate route, might be worth trying calamasi It's a unique lemon only native to the phillipine's that the grandma running the local Filipino market turned me on too They only sell it in the US as concentrate but it is tasty
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@vocalcry @pli_cachete We are averaging out "our" sleep health
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@thechosenberg @halflawless Yes Degeneracy is just communion with the beast
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@BoltzmannBooty Isn't the fact the Jeffy had the same lawyer that Israel is now using against the south African genocide suit enough of a link?
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@hankgreen @EricRWeinstein So forced compliance is a preferable alternative?
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4 years
How do I bottle this spring air for next winter?
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@QuetzalPhoenix The books are honestly really good at not doing the GRRM edgelord thing They do a good job of showing Geralt's mercenary ethics as a facade while he keeps grumpily doing the good guy thing Also hot sorceresses
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@anabology Interesting I wonder how much diabetes can be linked to alcohol induced thiamine deficiency
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