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Throw raves not fists. Instagram: stephen_tries Enquiries: hello @monraemanagement .com

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New video❗️£50 vs £1000 Race Across The Country
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Logan walking out to Many Men - a great nod to his fiancé
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just walking back from Sainsburys to a standing ovation. Feeling blessed right now #Influencer #Humbled
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He turns 35 this month
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James Charles charging $500 for a meet and greet?! Now that’s what I call a con-tour
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We should have all seen this coming
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You’re in her dms, I’m in her dyslexia support group. We are not the seam
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3 years
The protests on busy roads need to stop. Just this morning a man jumped out in front of me nearly causing a crash. I got a picture but he needs locking up
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4 years
Unfortunately @TrueGeordieTG stepped in before i could prove i had talent with my Borat impression
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6 years
That's a bummer
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The Mirror
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'I've been with boyfriend for 9 years - but I found out he's on gay dating app'
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5 years
Yikes
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@KSI @Arsenal @LoganPaul Great to see it’s not just the champions league that’s bottled at the emirates
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3 years
Thousands died in a pandemic, over 11% of the population are in poverty and they’ve had more scandals than a series of towie. How the fuck does that deserve a xmas party? Are they working hard to undo the mess they’ve made? No. They’re doing cocaine and playing twister
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If you think immigrants are destroying your community and protest it by...destroying your community. Then maybe you're the problem
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He turns 36 this month
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All these United fans coming out the woodwork🙄 I bet none of them have even been to a game this season
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2 years
Had a great time doing the commentary on that amazing game. Well done to everyone who took part and raised over a million for charity
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4 years
Now there’s a Tier 5?! Let me guess, I won’t be able to share a bath with my relatives anymore 🙄
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5 years
this aged well
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@Schofe must be hard to get decent lighting when you're that far up Boris' arse
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fucking hell, it looks like it's my turn to fight Jake next
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5 years
Excessive is a word
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No words for this human. I love you
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0161 Milli on the plaque
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3 months
Donald Trump faced more shots than Spain’s keeper. Time to go Gareth
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4 years
No better time to say it. Vikkstar hosts an orgy after every Sidemen Sundays shoot. I once went and saw Calfreezy trapped in a sex swing, awful
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5 years
No this isn’t me. I was on a different stage with Cher Lloyd performing ‘Phil Jones’
@1Xtra
BBC Radio 1Xtra
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Alex you absolute legend 👏 This kid just smashed @Santandave1 x @ajtracey ’s ‘Thiago Silva’ live at #Glastonbury2019 #BBCGlasto 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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All the podcasts this guy will have to do will be the real endurance test
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They said impossible. They don’t anymore. 332 days in, 19 days to go🫡
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5 years
My step-grandad just asked me if I want stuffing later. Honestly, have a day off you fiend
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4 years
@RiceGum stop crying over your ex and have some sex...with these sweet Coochie Trainers ™️
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4 years
@KSI I prefer TIT - The internet takeover
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3 years
Not again 😩
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3 years
‘Bryce Hall’ sounds like somewhere you go on a shit history trip
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6 years
Thoughts are with the McCann’s other kids. Must be shite trying to organise a sleepover
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7 years
Yeah that'll solve the problem and maybe give the Dinner lady a few grenades whilst you're there
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FOX 32 News
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Proposed bill would allow teachers to carry guns at school in Alabama
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Let's just send Katie Hopkins to fight, she's the biggest fucking weapon we have #WWIII
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This is my life's work
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The worst thing about privatising the NHS is when people start flexing on insta with a fucking inhaler
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I hate to add to all this YouTube drama. But I remember seeing Jeffree Star at Wigan train station shouting abuse at the shop attendant over the price of Sprite
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40k a year to tell people to do some squats, easy money
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If Netflix doesn't release a 5 part series on the disappearance of Rizzle Kicks then i'll start booting down doors (mainly in Tesco's public toilets)
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1 year
ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING DECISION! How’s the linesman not seen Diaz was onside??
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4 years
Not really, you're 5th
@ManUtd
Manchester United
4 years
Did it work? #MUFC
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Just been shat on by a pigeon. I’d be fuming but it’s refreshing to get mugged off by a bird without having to buy them a drink first
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2 years
Just walked my girlfriend over to Noah Beck so she could get a picture with him. I feel like a cuck
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5 years
Let it go champ
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Stand up for what you believe in ✊
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Theresa Mae
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4 years
I’ve seen some people today bragging about going Oxford. There’s fuck all to do there guys, get yourselves up to Alton Towers for a proper day out
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4 years
Surprised you couldn’t hack it @piersmorgan
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Chris Rickett
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Piers Morgan just walked off the Good Morning Britain set (!!!) after co-presenter Alex Beresford defended Harry and Meghan and condemned Piers' treatment of them in yesterday's programming
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2 years
@jakepaul Batman fights loads of guys in one night and he's a hero. Think on before you tweet plz
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Every valentines I wonder; does she actually like me or is it just because i was on the badminton team at school?
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4 years
Some of you haven’t read about Biff, chip & kipper and it fucking shows
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When you accidentally order the Fappuccino
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No one man should have all that power
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I’ve done all I can to sway him
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Ahead of results day it's important to remember that Steve Jobs failed exams & dropped out. Mind you, so did ketty Pete who talks to pigeons outside the co-op. It could go either way kids x
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3 years
Absolutely gutted Prince is dead. I’ll be having a drink and listening to purple rain tonight
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Liverpool playing well with 10 men. All those years of having Henderson in the team have been great preparation
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Seeing tweets about England winning the world cup. It reminds me of the optimism I feel when I trim my pubes before a night out. In the end, we'll be lucky to make it to a semi
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Somewhere in England Tommy Robinson just saw this and punched a hole in his caravan
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3 years
Now deciding whether to support Norwich or Wigan. It’s like the El Clasico of inbreeding
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5 years
Why do women get so annoyed about a bit of piss on the seat? I’ve paid for my bus ticket, I’ll do what I want
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2 years
How hard did Usyk hit him?
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Can’t get over how poor that performance was last night. Lacked passion on the big stage, Camila Cabello has to do better
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Awful. I bet her neck was left white & gold
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Pop Base
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Man behind the viral black and blue dress is in prison after admitting he tried to strangle his wife.
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Hate to embarrass you fella but “about a week ago” was by Bobby Shmurda
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James Arthur
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@hgtv132 @Calfreezy I just sold out 2 tours and had the biggest record in the country about a week ago 😂 just coz KS3 didn’t do a vlog about it doesn’t mean it’s not “relevant” 😂😂 I hate you kids today 😂😂🤦🏼‍♂️
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Lived in: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Born in: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Parents: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Grandparents: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 I’ve been to: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (took the wrong turn on the motorway, never again) Last visited: HM Prison Belmarsh (to see Tommy) Next visit: Cadbury's world
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After watching this team play, nothing can hurt me
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Obviously never volleyed a pigeon then
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If Chris MD took a shit on the pitch in the next sidemen charity match, it still wouldn’t be the worst YouTube event
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All this time I’ve been in women’s changing rooms saying “nice vaginas” fucking embarrassing 😩
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The plural of vagina is vaginae.
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Definitely ask girls if they want to get “Eton out”
@jetfury
🏴‍☠️ Geoff Barrow 🏴‍☠️
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Young Conservatives terrify me.
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@liamgallagher Can tell your brother wrote the songs
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Can’t believe I’m seeing Kylie Jenner slander. I once saw her give a homeless man £20. Sure, she asked for 2 tenners back but the thought still counts
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Labour.
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I bet it’s been delayed because Boris was dressed as a Nazi for Halloween
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Tonight it’s the battle of Pasta vs Pasties Garlic bread vs Inbred White wine vs white lightning and The pope vs Prince Andrew (allegedly)
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In solidarity with Gary Lineker, I have asked the BBC not to show the episode of Crimewatch that I feature heavily in
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I want the cctv footage of Matt Hancock googling where the clitoris is
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Tommy Fury should have had a point deducted for that shite entrance as well
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‘Outstanding bill’ it’s hard to stay humble when I’m getting compliments like this #Blessed
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This is getting ridiculous now. Who even shops at Next these days?!
@DailyMailUK
Mail+
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Next Covid variant could kill up to one in THREE people, SAGE warns
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@KSIOlajidebt Did Logan book his flights with Thomas Cook?
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Try telling that to the security in Pets At Home
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Male infertility tests are performed by seeing if a man's sperm can penetrate the egg of a hamster
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Are you sure you gave him the right amount? Michael Jackson's doctor:
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Out Of Context Chris Eubank
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Poor guy misunderstood the idea of a semi final
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Kylian Mbappé
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Don’t be sad bro, everybody is proud of what you did, you made history. ❤️ @AchrafHakimi
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When Stormzy said "hot chocolate and a panini to go" I felt that
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Another quality year of music 🙌
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Ngl, i've read this 7 times and i'm struggling to get a semi
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Shocked Jeffrey Epstein didn’t call his book of all the famous paedos ‘Nonce Upon A Time’
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Throwback to when I met Cafu
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Someone snitched on me to the covid police. Must have been because they saw 7 figures in my bank
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Surely walking would be better for them?!
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The Mirror
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Millions of Brits to get 'fat coaches' in bid to beat obesity and save NHS £100m
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he's gone too far now 😡
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Just seen Francis Bourgeois pretending to be asleep on a train whilst the ticket inspector walked past. Sickening stuff
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Oh but when I point at a woman and say 'large' apparently i'm a fat-shaming prick. Pick a lane people
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
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i adore my coffee guy, i always get a large coffee and at first i’d walk in and he’d be like ‘large coffee right?’ but now he just does finger guns at me and goes ‘LARGE!!!’ and i‘d be lying if i said that wasn’t the best part of my day
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Every best man speech
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@KSI 'Phil Me In' Essentially it's an hour long orgy (could get manscape to sponsor)
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Having an iPhone 5 in 2018 means there's now 2 things that i'm embarrassed to take out of my trousers
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Chicago West sounds like the pizza your mum gets from Aldi
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