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@Stonesology
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3 years
Jack Grealish when he sees KDB at his first training session with City
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Rodri has no social media, no tattoos so he can donate blood easier, no fancy cars, lived in student accommodation while earning 120K a week, donates 1/4 of his wages to charity, bought a second hand Vauxhall Corsa from an old lady and flies Ryanair. How could you hate him?
@AfcGabeast
𝙂𝘼𝘽𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙏 ✍🏿
1 year
Who has the most punchable face itl?...
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The one that won a treble
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StatMuse FC
5 months
Pick a trio
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1 year
My brother in Christ, John Stones had 2 defensive midfielders and a kid playing ahead of him at CB 3 years ago but instead of crying to his mum he worked hard & look where he is now
@City_Xtra
City Xtra
1 year
Gabriel Jesus: “There was a game he [Pep Guardiola] put Zinchenko false-nine. #UCL , PSG at home. Crazy. The day before, he didn't even put him [Zinchenko] there in training, he put me at striker. Then the other day, Zinchenko even joked with me, 'That day I felt bad for you'…”
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6 months
You’re genuinely brain dead if you don’t include Stones
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6 months
If England wanna win anything
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1 month
Omg Laporte win on Deschamps head. The world is healing
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3 months
Kalvin Phillips 😭😭😭😭
@WestHam_Central
West Ham (C)entral 🏆
3 months
My line up for Sunday vs City ⚒️
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1 year
Tom, do you wanna say something?
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@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
5 years
Seven months ago, Port Vale’s Tom Pope tweeted this. He's just scored against John Stones and Man City 🍿
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@ChaaliiyKay
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐒
1 year
Name a football duo with Insane Chemistry.
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3 years
How did I not see this pic until now, this is sick
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1 year
Don’t worry, he’s quite familiar with crimes
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1 year
Thomas Partey not making it to The Premier League Team of the Season nominees is a crime against football
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1 year
British journalists when City are doing well and about to win again “Go get the FFP articles published”
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@TheAthleticFC
The Athletic | Football
1 year
Manchester City are one win away from the Premier League title, but there is a backdrop of over 100 FFP-related charges hanging over them. ▪️ What are they accused of? ▪️ What punishments could they face? ▪️ Could it impact this season? 📝 @mjshrimper , @dansheldonsport
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5 months
I miss him
@ManCity
Manchester City
2 years
ILKAY GUNDOGANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💙 3-2 🦁 #ManCity
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4 months
A small club like Man City is doing this to Real????
@theMadridZone
Madrid Zone
4 months
🚨NEW: Real Madrid will ask UEFA if they can close the Bernabéu’s roof tomorrow to make the atmosphere as loud as possible. @MarioCortegana ⚪️⏳
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4 months
Pep offered for him to stay and start for City. He wanted to leave. Do we really have to repeat this every single time
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2 years
Me too, Kyle.
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3 months
🥲🥲🥲 one day the light will shine on us again
@brfootball
B/R Football
4 years
Ruben Dias and John Stones quietly turned into the Premier League's best defensive pair 🤝
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@DeadlineDayLive
Transfer News Live
4 months
🚨 Name a player who should never have left his club. 😪
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4 years
No way does John Stones have more goals (3) in 2021 than Bruno Fernandes (0)
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1 year
And we never gave up
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@WolvesFC_latest
Wolves Live
4 years
John Stones is reportedly available for £20m 👀 Would you take him at Wolves? 🤔
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8 months
Phil Foden has won YPOTY twice while choosing to stay at City. You lot are a bunch of casuals
@FplVelvet
FPL Velvet
8 months
Cole Palmer showing Phil Foden exactly why leaving Man City and not sticking in your comfort zone being a squad player (albeit guaranteed trophies) is better for the bigger picture of your career. What a remarkable talent Palmer is. His tuition under Guardiola would have done
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1 year
Look at him, I’m so happy for him 😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🩵🩵🩵
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1 year
Just another story from my holiday, our Etihad tour guide was telling us in the dressing room that Pep has the players sit based on what languages they speak & he was explaining which ones they speak. When he got to Grealish’s spot he said “we don’t know what he speaks” 💀💀
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3 years
I swear West Ham have the only fanbase that isn’t bitter and are happy for us This is why they’re the second biggest club in England
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3 years
Nah this is a gif now? 😭😭
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1 year
Not only does this fanbase defend a r*pist but now they’re making fun of Aguero’s heart condition. Classless fucks!
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2 years
CB, RB, DM, conquering it all.
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1 month
Fuck off, he showed up today.
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@SlabHeadBurner
SHB™️
1 month
Oi Southgate stop taking City players man
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1 year
Did we make it? Yes we did
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Did we make it? Yes we did
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1 year
It’s John Stones by far. Not a debate
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@StokeyyG2
george
1 year
Who’s the BEST 5 at the moment?
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@EverythingOOC
Everything Out Of Context
1 year
Name a better duo
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1 year
😁🩵
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7 months
His perseverance in 17/18 when he had to go back and forth between Manchester and Spain is a huge reason why he is forever a fave of mine. Love the players who come back and show up during hardships. Happy birthday El Mago
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City Xtra
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Happy 38th Birthday, David @21LVA ! 🥳👑
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8 months
This prevented your buddies across the park from winning the league, you knobs
@MightyBluesYT
TheMightyBlues
8 months
Just a reminder. You’ll be found out, you corrupt criminals @premierleague
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1 year
Rodri’s a better player and respects women
@WBennyblanco
Benny Blanco 🇦🇷🐐
1 year
Better than that finished rodri
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2 years
I AM CRYING. I AM SO PROUD OF HIM. MY LOVE. MY KING. AHHHHHHH HOLD THAT ALL OF YOU CASUAL CITY “FANS”WHO HAVE AN AGENDA AGAINST HIM. YOU CAN SMD
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10 months
How he hasn’t gotten a senior call up yet is beyond me
@City_Xtra
City Xtra
10 months
Rico Lewis 🤝 Gareth Southgate. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿📸
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5 years
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3 years
Going from almost being sold from City and out of favour for England to being the first English defender to keeping 5 clean sheets in a row for England in a major tournament in less than a year. My fucking CB. Put some respect on his name
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1 year
It’s so freaking true. Both stayed quiet when they didn’t have playing time and worked hard to both earn their spots instead of asking to leave. Both of them are also willing to play different positions when Pep asks them too. Love both of them. Gems
@StoolFootball
Barstool Football
1 year
Man City really do have two of the most underrated defenders in the world.
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1 year
Did you read that right? First ever Manchester side to win a major trophy. HMMMM
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1 year
They asked for £150mil for Kane so let’s ask them for £100mil for Laporte lmao
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4 months
Well that spoils the end of the docuseries now doesn’t it
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We just won the Treble.
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2 months
Wowzers we should sign him and make him our club captain or something idk
@BarcaTimes
BarçaTimes
2 months
🚨🎖️| Barcelona will listen to offers for Ilkay Gündoğan because of the FFP situation. [ @tjuanmarti ] #fcblive
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This was my little project I was working on hehe. Graduation cap 🤷🏼‍♀️ @ManCity @ManCityUS
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3 years
All 4 defenders should take a bow
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@TAAthekid66
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all man city players are ugly omg
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2 years
This day will live rent free in my head forever
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2 years
SO TRUE JUDE
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@BellinghamJude
Jude Bellingham
2 years
JS, big game player.🤷🏽‍♂️
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5 months
🩵🩵🩵
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@ManCity
Manchester City
5 months
Johnny, Johnny Stones! 🎶🤩
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4 years
The way the lads reacted to John’s goal 🥺💙
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19 days
I fucking hate Arsenal fans
Once Calafiori arrives in England, the John Stones role will be renamed.
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4 months
It’s been 4 years and they’re still rattled
@carldibbert
Carl LFC
4 months
Karma Silva you disrespectful fukn dw @rf 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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1 year
Had to bring out the copypasta just to piss then off more
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8 months
This has gone way too far. Do not disrespect my boy Leroy like that
@UtdRioooo
Rio
8 months
Who’s better?
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3 years
wait I didn’t know the super cup was today? Chelsea so irrelevant, give me 10K likes now 🤣😂👌🏼😂😂👌🏼😂🤣👌🏼😂👌🏼😂👌🏼😂🤣👌🏼😂🤣👌🏼🤣😂🤣👌🏼🤣😂👌🏼
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1 year
HE MADE IT OUT OF THE INTERNATIONAL BREAK WITHOUT GETTING HURT
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3 years
April’s a true blue already 🤩💙
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1 year
BEAUTIFUL
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@City_Xtra
City Xtra
1 year
Official: #ManCity will finish above Manchester United in the #PL for the 10th consecutive season.
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Far, far, FAR better
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@Afc_Duloh
Duloh(Fan)
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Show me a better CB duo in football past or present and i will deactivate immediately
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3 years
Your Portuguese star vs Ours
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Personal fave of mine
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@CITYFitss
FITSS.
8 months
Show me a football picture that goes hard. I will start:
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3 years
Only City fans would turn having 3 incredible CBs into a negative thing
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1 year
HE FUCKING HATES UNITED
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1 year
Not Pep reposting Julia Roberts post on his story 😭😭😭
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4 years
GUYS WHERE IS RAHEEM STERLING? I CAN’T FIND HIM
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3 years
Fat shaming isn’t ethical unless it’s for Jon Moss
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10 months
And yet Pep brought over a bottle champagne when he found out they were having a baby. Why didn’t the club just give him what he wanted for a new contract. He was loved
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3 years
Had to check my facts, but the last time an English defender, Bobby Moore, kept 4 consecutive clean sheets was in 1966 John Stones has kept 4 consecutive clean sheets for England. We all know what that means!
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1 year
If this is the end, thank you. You’ll be hard to replace 💔🩵
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7 months
Generational???? LMAO no way. He’s good but not generational. I’m much more content with Doku & giving Oscar Bobb chances
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3 years
YOU WANT ME, I WANT YOU BABY MY SUGARBOO, I’M LEVITATING
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1 month
But he opened the scoring just like your gf opened her legs for someone else!
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
1 month
📸 - JULIAN ALVAREZ FAILS TO MAKE IT 3-0!
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4 years
Apparently the last time we conceded 5 at home was in 2003, We also last won at Anfield in 2003 It’s happening this season, lads.
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1 year
Consider me a soulless bitch then
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@SlabHeadBurner
SHB™️
1 year
City sold their souls for the champions league btw👍🏽
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1 year
Just bringing back a goldie
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Two greats coexisting, what a tournament Manu had 👏🏼
@iibxzx
myfavmay 💌
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John and Manu 🩵
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3 years
Name a player that gets less credit than they deserve. I’ll start
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1 year
Just because you MAY win the league doesn’t mean your player should win PFA POTY 😭😭 Haaland’s season blows those two out of the water. There was a reason Salah won it in 17/18 and KDB in 19/20 despite their teams not winning the league
@WelBeast
WelBeast
1 year
PFA player of the season candidates: 1: Bukayo Saka 2: Erling Haaland 3: Martin Ødegaard 4: Others.
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3 years
Aguero in this graphic and now he’s ended his PL career by scoring a brace in a 5-0 win against Everton 💉💉💉
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Omg this one!!!
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@afcjxmes
James.
8 months
Favourite Arsenal moments of 2023?
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1 year
Anyways here’s me happily touring the Etihad and having the time of my life when I saw us play Chelsea last month 🩵
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5 months
Konate will never, so shut up bitch and admit you’re braindead!
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@City_Xtra
City Xtra
5 months
𝗜𝗧'𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗗𝗔𝗬!!! 🏆 Premier League 🏟 Anfield 🆚 @LFC ⏰ 15:45 KO UK 📺 Sky Sports
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4 months
Can the club disown him????
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@CBSSportsGolazo
CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️
4 months
Someone get Micah a half and half scarf 😂🔴🔵
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@kiiiidkiiiing
🅆🄸🅃🄸🅉🄴🄽
7 months
Show me Manchester City pics that go hard😮‍💨
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1 year
THE FANS RECOGNISE MY BOY But Ffs a bunch of casuals choosing Assemiro over Rodri
@EmiratesFACup
Emirates FA Cup
1 year
Introducing your 2022-23 #EmiratesFACup Team of the Season, as voted for by YOU the fans! 🤩
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3 years
Funding Haaland
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3 years
Apparently KDB isn’t having a great season
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3 years
One day we’ll get the recognition we deserve
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3 years
Stones & Dias are the only CB pairing to not let Haaland score in the CL this season. Monsters
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2 years
Ladies and gentleman, I will say it a million times
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@DannyAarons
Danny
2 years
Who's the most attractive footballer? (this is for market research)
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8 months
Bayern at home isn’t for everyone
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Bro knows what he’s got when he returns from his injury.
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City Xtra
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We’re back, and @ErlingHaaland knows it! 🥹🩵
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Do I even have to explain
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@RES1LIENC1A
isra🌻
5 months
what goal did you guys celebrate most this season so far?
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2 years
What if Pep started Rodri
@RyB_311
RB (He don’t have internet)
2 years
What’s the biggest “what if” for you favorite sports team?
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We cannoh replace him
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@MCFC_Nico Same game 😭
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