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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

1 month

I didn’t choose Cal for the elite academics, I chose it for the mediocre athletics

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@GumboCoys

11 days

We need to show appreciation for Cal Band, it’s gonna be a brutal day for them. Cal Band great!

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

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#gymternet , this is me humbly requesting that you put your energy behind the California Golden Bears. None of these memes are my own work, shoutout to the #Calgorithm for its brilliance #ncaagymnastics #wgym #wag #gymnastics

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

Burners! If you’re coming to the Davis game please pick up a copy of the Daily Cal’s gameday issue! We need to move every copy for the first two home games to ensure we get them for the rest of the year. We work super hard on them and they’re a lot of fun. Plz retweet!

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

28 days

To be clear, people don’t have to have gone to Cal to be a part of this community! we welcome all so long as you enjoy delusional hope, heartbreaking losses and Malort!!!

〽️ichelle 🌹

@Michellek4040

28 days

As a Michigan fan & Cal alum marveling at the glorious explosion Cal Twitter, I’ve noticed that nobody claps back at the Cal accounts with “did you even go there?” Everyone assumes they did, because the memes are brilliant.

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

15 days

Just fell to my knees in a la burrita

Overtime

@overtime

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JARED GOFF CATCHING TD PASSES NOW??? (via @NFL )

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

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My ideal woman: -Supports the California Golden Bears -Prioritizes the California Golden Bears over my needs and those of any future children -jeopardizes our financial security by donating unsustainable amounts to @ca_legends_

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@GumboCoys

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

“I missed out, man” part 8192

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

1 month

Same goal for SDSU tonight, we need all copies distributed to get gameday for the rest of the year! I’ll be bringing copies to the tailgate. We met our goal last time, and I’m really proud of my friends’ work! Please retweet for visibility.

Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

Burners! If you’re coming to the Davis game please pick up a copy of the Daily Cal’s gameday issue! We need to move every copy for the first two home games to ensure we get them for the rest of the year. We work super hard on them and they’re a lot of fun. Plz retweet!

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

3 months

Seeing old footage of a packed memorial tears me up man, I only got one year left but I hope to see something like that (USC last year was close)

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

5 months

Starting to believe in Cal next year. Someone stop me.

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

21 days

If it weren’t for . @CalAthletics , UC Berkeley would just be the place I got my degree, rather than my alma mater/second home

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

Breaking: Sources say that Vice Presidential nominee Tim Walz has advised Kamala Harris to “pound the over” on the California Golden Bears as he boldly predicts a 10-2 season

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

29 days

The energy had better not stop after a loss

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

If any fanbase in the country was going to sympathize with FSU over the playoff snub, it would’ve been Cal. Their fans destroyed that goodwill by openly rooting for the death of our program and constantly shitting on our Alma mater

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

10 days

This was almost the best day of my life lol

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

3 months

I don’t have the game but my friend sent me this

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

The median cal student isn’t a blue-haired communist they’re an engineering student from Chennai who will dispassionately vote for Kamala Harris

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

25 days

Did Sturdivant go back to Cal without telling anyone?

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

19 days

Cal women’s soccer about to be ranked!

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

1 month

My love language is sharing Cal twitter memes to my non-deranged friends

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

3 months

As Cal fans we inherit the traumas of our ancestors

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

Cal has the untapped potential of a bigger, better Michigan—the university will never go for it but as fans we can embrace a big tent. Academic elitism counteracts that imo

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

17 days

I was praying for a special season for my senior year. I got I thanks to the Cal Twitter family. Thank you all so much.

College GameDay

@CollegeGameDay

17 days

Berkeley, for the FIRST TIME EVER, we're headed your way! College GameDay is coming to town as Cal welcomes top-10 Miami 🔥 @CalFootball

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

14 days

I’m a really pessimistic person at heart, but the way this entire community has rallied around gameday genuinely warms my heart. Love you all.

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

3 months

He just like me fr

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

Would you take 11-1 if the one were UC Davis

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

25 days

When I grow up I wanna be a 33-year-old high school English teacher who is among the meme posters on X.

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

19 days

You ever just think about JJ Arrington

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

22 days

I often worry that I don’t have much substantial to say in my English classes here at cal (and that my peers have much more profound insights than I do) but every so often I drop an absolute banger and then ride that high for a week lol

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

I’m never gonna say I’m confident in Cal bc I’ve been burned before + outside of football I’m the biggest pessimist in this community but I’ve never been so excited by sports in my life, and I say that as someone who is almost exclusively excited by sports

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

1 month

Imagine the intergenerational healing a good Cal season would bring

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

We talk about how the botched QB comp cost us the Auburn game, but it nearly caused us far more humiliating home losses against Idaho (!) and a particularly bad Arizona State team

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

14 days

I would give my life blocking Fernando Mendoza (I am 5’3” 115 lbs)

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

Thank you to our brothers at Georgia Tech.

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

4 months

I was born in the wrong generation (I did not witness peak tedford Cal firsthand)

West Coast College Sports Guy

@WCCSG_

4 months

Highlight of the Night! 🐻🐻🐻 DeSean Jackson returns a punt 64 yards for a TOUCHDOWN! October 7th, 2006 Cal- 45 Oregon-24

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

Everyone on cal twitter matches my freak (mental lillness: a delusional belief in cal football)

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

12 days

gumbo has rebranded

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

1 month

Jackson: lmao cal fans don’t travel 😂😂😂 imma sign that football and give it to Wilcox 😂😂😂 Mendoza: They have great fans at Auburn…I really hope to see Sam after the game. He’s a great guy and I’m rooting for him…” I know who my goat is

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

8 months

peak of my life as a cal fan and journo until Jaydn ott powers cal to a shock ACC title next year

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

Staffers will be handing them out at the entrance near Maxwell and the student section entrance, as well as hitting up the tailgates.

Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

Burners! If you’re coming to the Davis game please pick up a copy of the Daily Cal’s gameday issue! We need to move every copy for the first two home games to ensure we get them for the rest of the year. We work super hard on them and they’re a lot of fun. Plz retweet!

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

1 month

Chappell Roan is the ideal music to get the crowd going at Cal games. Danceable song that embraces both femininity and queerness, let Cal band cook

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

I feel like I’m the dumbest motherfucker at cal sometimes but then I see certain fanbases on twitter and immediately feel better about myself

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

Guys Fernando walked past me like five minutes ago and I didn’t interrupt him to ask if he was starting

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

My brother we are Cal fans, our mental health has been irreparably ruined since 2007/2012/2013/2022 depending on how old you are

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@knowlton2gitmo

2 months

need more tweets like this. cal twitter has been so incredibly optimistic I worry for a lot of your mental health if we don’t get like a 90th percentile outcome out of this season

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

1 month

Guys help I’ve been excessively college football-pilled I’m watching three games on three screens

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

If you lose to an FCS team in front of a packed student section, you salt the earth.

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

28 days

@wokemobfootball You’re the Cade Uluave of Cal twitter bruh, you just started posting and now you’re indispensable to the team

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

@Bearly_Insane It doesn’t matter my friend. You love the Bears, and so the Cal family loves you.

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

Aura

Cal Football

@CalFootball

2 months

Thanks for coming out and supporting us, @richlyons ! 🐻🏈 #GoBears | #ALLIN

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

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Hood Bear and Wilcocks are the Arrington-Lynch of Cal burners

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

TAKE OFF THOSE RED SHIRTS

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

1 month

Just convinced my friend to make a burner

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

1 month

The burner community is fantastic.

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

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I just met @HoodxBear man starstruck

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

16 days

Sickening that Tedford never hosted gameday

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

Cal football. Football at the University of California, Berkeley

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

I’ve spoken to the director and Legends is fantastic. All volunteer-run so money goes straight to the athletes, and every cal sport is represented.

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

5 months

This would be Fernando’s revenge game—local to Miami, grew up attending games, but did not get an offer.

Cal vs The World

@CalVsTheWor1d

5 months

If you are planning to go to a game that is not Stanford, please get tickets to Miami at Cal October 5th We pack memorial no matter what. (Repost and spread all across Cal Twitter)

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

I bitch a lot about missing out on prime cal and I feel justified in doing so, but Jaydn Ott really is a glimpse of that Tedford magic

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

3 months

If Isiah Harwell commits to Cal I will forgive God for disabling me

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

4 months

Cal Sports I never doubted you

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

16 days

Guys I’m actually so excited about gameday that I don’t know if I can function this week

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

Chat am I cooked?

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

Okay not gonna lie bruh I fully thought Tyler was Asian

TwistNHook

@TwistNHook

2 months

Wearing one of @JustinWilcocks new shirts! @TomeiTyler

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

26 days

Liberal Calgorithm’s ascent into greatness must be studied

The Liberal Calgorithm

@wokemobfootball

26 days

Cal Football. It just memes more. #calgarithm get loud, ACC play begins tomorrow!

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

I agree with this, but Cal has to get serious about marketing to and integrating with the East Bay community—the “Public Ivy” image we’ve been trying to cultivate seems to run counter to that in the sense of being super elitist

Lawrence Ross: An Ice Cold Alpha Man

@alpha1906

2 months

@TomeiTyler This helps weaponize the Bay Area market. We really, really need to figure out how to dominate it now that the Raiders and A's are gone. To a certain extent, the Warriors' being in SF means there's a void for live sports.

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

3 months

bruh tre Harrison has a 4.71 hs gpa and wants to do CS at Cal tf am I doing with my life

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

6 months

Last time a No. 1 team left the door open for Cal it was October 13, 2007

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

6 days

Being a Cal fan is like having a terminal illness and you don’t even get to die in the end

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

18 days

I’m surprised we never used ABBA’s Fernando for Mendoza tbh

Trace Travers

@tracetravers3

18 days

Other Cal RB parodies to come: - Jahvid (set to Bob Marley's Jammin) - Isi like Saturday Evening (set to the Commodores' Easy) - Like Shane Vereen (set to Sheryl Crow's Steve McQueen)

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

6 months

no words for how great this team is.

jocelyn huang 💕

@jocelynxhuang

6 months

CAL WOMENS GYMNASTICS IS GUARANTEED ITS BEST FINISH IN PROGRAM HISTORY

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

Among the many Cal greats in the NFL, Asomugha doesn’t get enough credit. Apart from being a great player he’s an excellent actor (imo better than Beastmode who is also really good, Asomugha just has more range) and is married to Kerry Washington ffs

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

Nyziah Hunter breakout was great

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

3 months

Jaron=Jared + Aaron Ideally he’ll combine both their talent but take more after Goff personality-wise

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

6 months

I used to think rivalry and banter were like, integral aspects of enjoying sport, but seeing all the solidarity and affection between the cal and Stanford teams was genuinely heartwarming and made me reconsider

Stanford Gymnastics

@StanfordWGym

6 months

Getting to do this alongside @CalWGym is an honor 👏 We can’t wait to bring the Bay Area to Fort Worth with y’all! Congrats on an amazing season and all that’s to come next ❤️💙 #GoStanford X #GoBears

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

20 days

#FightForCalGameday #Calgorithm . @CollegeGameDay my blood will be on your hands

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

6 months

digital dam and beav 69420 on suicide watch

Cal Baseball

@CalBaseball

6 months

BALL GAME! Bears take game one.

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

6 months

Maybe I’m being delusional, but cal women’s gym is so good that, with robust enough marketing, there’s potential for a Nebraska volleyball situation and yes i know the size of haas would be prohibitive

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

6 months

“What do you see? U.C. Berkeley” is such a bar

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

3 months

do these people think Berkeley is just frozen in 1965 or something Mario Savio is no longer on the steps at sproul hall bro died thirty years ago

GREG SWAIM SHOW

@GSwaim

3 months

@blakNorange1 @theCrisRoth #Cal is full of atheists. That won't work in God's Country.

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

3 months

how do I donate my ACLs to cal football so the team has spares? Don’t use mine much

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

6 months

i will never shut up about this team like ever, please come out and support them next season

Cal Women’s Gymnastics

@CalWGym

6 months

A season we wont soon forget! ⭐️ #GoBears 🐻 | #OneDayBetter

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

1 month

Are universities not supposed to be known for their academics?

Alex Monaco

@Alex__Monaco

1 month

The entire SEC should be embarrassed that CAL FOOTBALL just walked into the state of Alabama and dismantled Auburn Thorne just go ahead and change numbers you’re embarrassing the legacy of number 1 #Auburn #Cal

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

Instead of getting a job can I just be a terminally online cal fan

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

8 months

i thought the cal twitter mayor of Oakland was the actual mayor of Oakland for a while

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

4 months

experienced fans how do I develop realistic expectations for cal football

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

5 months

Im not into arguing with other fanbases online tbh kinda just like chilling with the cal homies and maybe occasionally meeting a friendly fan of another school

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

2 months

Unironically someone should convince one of the boosters to direct their donations to heavily discounting ticket prices or making them free I think a genuinely hostile environment at memorial could have more upside than one marquee player for example

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

8 days

okay confession guys if cal had won on Saturday I was gonna ask out the girl I like but #babesforgumbo died with cal

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

5 months

How does one get a chant going in a stadium organically? I need the current generation to learn Cal drinking song

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

16 days

Guys Ott to Go actually rips, Micky (mickyhage on insta) fucking aced the vocals, she was so good that some people on BI thought she was Chappell herself

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Calpel Roan

@GumboCoys

3 months

to combat student body apathy towards cal football I have decided to start caring about cal football an unreasonable and unhealthy amount—as if I hadn’t already been doing that

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