>walking down Brooklyn Street at 9am
>sleep deprived and tipsy
>see cartoonishly jewish man crawl out the sidewalk
>he scurries away into the night
Literally who would believe you if cellphones didn't exist
>admits to sexual assault
>Moves to Romania because he wants to get away with it
>Pimps out teenage cam girls
BRO HE'S SO BASED BRO HE'S AN EPIC DISSIDENT BRO THE REGIME HATES HIM BRO HE'S SO BASED
Governor Tim Walz on JD Vance going to Yale University:
โNone of my Hillbilly cousins went to Yale, or went on to become venture capitals, thatโs not who people really are.โ
Walz enrolled into a Harvard University teaching program abroad in China.
Zoomer political worldview is centered around pathological hatred towards political figures who died years before they were even born.
Reagan, Thatcher, Wilson, etc. Meaningless grandstanding about how they're "a decent fucking person" in current year.
That girl you always thought was cute has gained 40lbs since graduation
The other one has spent $5000 on tattoos to ruin her perfect skin
Their friend trooned out
Horrific world out there
>Buffalo and Texas shooters were in same discord
>Both talked to a man named Armand
>Armand heavily groomed buffalo
>Armand said "Texas 13 days" immediately after Buffalo
>Armand is french for soldier
I told y'all. The country with the highest ratio of wife material women is Mexico๐ฒ๐ฝ.
Y'all in the US earn six figures and come home to a woman in Mike Tyson's weight class, who gained all that weight carrying your step children
Also he runs a shitty pyramid scheme. Every time you see an Andrew Tate clip reposted, it's some dumb teenager who got suckered into giving Tate money.
Reminder that the accusation that Jefferson fucked his slaves is based upon a singular flawed study and the man who claims to be the decendant has never once produced a DNA test to prove it
Vance doubters fail to understand how far ahead of the curve Vance is. Youngkin or Burgum wouldn't be in touch with the rapid fire attacks the RW internet sphere pushes out.
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@JDVance
: โYou know what really bothers me about Tim Walz?โฆ When the United States of America asked me to go to Iraq to serve my country, I did it... When Tim Walz was asked by his country to go to Iraq... he dropped out.โ
The worst part of boomer dating advice is the vague idea that "college" will get you a wife.
Everything here is self sex segregated. Very few coed clubs. Women don't want to be around men. Talking to women who have looked at a beer within the past 3 hours is considered rape.
Sam Neill says โJURASSIC PARKโ is โa good example of why there is no substitute for going out to the movies.โ
โI remember going to a screening in Harlem where people made so much noiseโฆ then another in Tokyo a week later, in absolute silenceโ
(Source: )
"Bro why do you care so much about a world altering event that will lead to untold ripple effects over the next several decades lol we're just meat on a spinning rock"
"Go join a club"
>all are ethnic or invite only
"Join a frat"
>don't get a bid
"Get on tinder"
>I don't want aids
"Go to a bar"
>I'm 20 and don't drink
"Join a Christian group"
>all want 30 hours a week of volunteering
Literally what do I do
If it's 200+, heads will roll. First world countries simply don't have those body counts for natural disasters. Joe was at the fucking beach when it happened and is only giving $700 a household.
Libraries are built in town, not on the highway retard. This is a map of public libraries in America. Almost 1:1 with every incorporated place in this country.
@0xAlaric
He believed that Japan should move on from guilt about WW2 and re-emerge on the world stage with America.
The left believes in blood libel and wants Japan to have infinite Africans to attone for their sins in the globohomo creation myth of WW2
"Mr. Zabi, can you explain why Zeon dropped Side 5 onto Sydney"
"Have you ever heard of the leader Adolf Hitler? He was the dictator of Germany long ago, and he-"
>build house on seashore
>Sea naturally erodes beach
>House collapses
WOAH THIS IS A HECKING GLOBAL WARMING! WE NEED TO EAT THE BUGS AND PAY MORE TAXES TO STOP THIS!
Cape Hatteras National Seashore (Seashore) has confirmed that an unoccupied house at 24265 Ocean Drive, Rodanthe, N.C. collapsed this afternoon. This is the second unoccupied house collapse of the day at the Seashore. Read more:
I have not formed any new emotional bonds in 4 years. Day to Day I interact with people I just know. I haven't formed any infatuation with a specific woman in that period of time.
I just feel too different from other people to ever bond with them.
Big fan of my General William Tecumseh Sherman as pop art saint print. Note the halo and the "fire" below him. Sherman's March to the Sea burned slaveholder cities and towns to the ground, pillaged slaveholder villages, sabotaged Confederate railroads, and more. He was a patriot.
Why does every game and movie and ad campaign these days have one of these types of people in it. The people with the Michael Jackson disease. I've never actually seen one irl.
It's a hellscape. There is no intermingling unless you pay $2000 fraternity dues and chase a run-through Tri Delt. Tinder isn't even a good option due to how selective women are.
There is no strategy to dating anymore. It's pure luck of the draw.
Donโt care if Barbie movie is feminist nonsense. I declare we stop taking their messaging seriously. Reinterpret everything as vehemently right wing and โxenophobicโ and anti-gay or whatever. We need to gaslight these people into thinking we donโt understand their work.
@v3n0msnake
IS THAT... IS THAT A TEENAGE GIRL??? OOOOH IM PIMPINGGGGG! I'M LETTING OTHER MEN FUCK "MY" GIRL!
Pimping is letting other men cuck you for money
Finally got to college after 2 years of community College. Haven't had regular social interaction with other people in 3 years. No clue what I'm supposed to do now. Just sitting in my apartment like this.
The Chinese Paddlefish, one of the oldest and largest freshwater fish, was rendered extinct by the construction of the Three Gorges Dam.
Will you avenge him anon?
The 2020 presidential election was rife with allegations of voting machine hacks that were later debunked.
Yet there are real risks that hackers could tunnel into voting equipment and other election infrastructure to try to undermine Tuesdayโs vote.
Making a Civil War Iceberg chart. I consider myself very knowledgeable on the topic, but feel free to send me any facts or stories you think are obscure and need more attention.
@chainlank
Every redneck is know, my parents included, have saved their entire lives to put me and my siblings through college. The bucket crab mentality exists in some places, but the concept that country folk want no improvements in their lives is absurd.
I understand Republicans don't have a chance in hell in winning Hawaii. But Trump must visit. He must expose the body count that results from unchallenged Democrat autocracy. This cannot be buried by phoney indictments or CCP tiktok agitprop. This must be centerstage.
One major (and majorly ridiculous) tenant of Progressive ideology is thinking the rightful owners of any given land are the people who occupied it second to last.
@frenzinhopill
The Y chromosome links them to an unknown male Jefferson. Odds are his brother, a known womanizer who lived at Monticello at the same time as the alleged slave whore.
@Aristos_Revenge
Some fat old pervert: sir your teenage daughter looks wonderful in her volleyball uniform, have you ever considered who she would marry one day?
The loaded snub nose .38 in my pocket: