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He/him. Next you'll say pronouns in bio. The original posting postman, 413x Russian Battlebots champion, and grumpy communist. Here to inflict psychic damage.

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Joined December 2022
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@GuilWhisperer
TheGuillotineWhisperer
2 years
I would like to apologize for the flood of shitposting, vtubers, and communism I pour onto your feeds every day, but please understand that I do not intend to stop.
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The biggest threat to Zionism isn’t its enemies, it’s Zionists who forget that they’re supposed to pretend they’re fighting for their lives and instead just openly admit that they’re living in comfort while they slaughter children from the skies.
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Tel Aviv. 6am. Runners on the beach. Waves lapping. Yaffa lit up in the distance. Zionism on crack. Thanks for being you, Israel.
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This is a prime example of liberal brain rot. They don’t think of politicians as public servants with responsibilities, they see them as celebrities that you’re either a stan or a hater for.
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Stephen King is 76. I think he should stop writing books and let someone younger take his place.
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@Ion_Ramaru I know you’re getting harassed for this but not nearly enough
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Sabaton writing songs about world war 2
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@atrupar Protip: if you’re going to threaten us with bad things Trump would do, don’t use ones Biden is already doing.
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@ferminadaza922 You got up before 5 in the morning to defend pedophilia
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@dasibassara “Which is why bombing hospitals is good”
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@jaketropolis My favorite part is how he qualifies it with “for me”
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@lecternleader @ScottAdamsSays Sorry about your five loser sons lol
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@creation247 Some people still box and get laid, seems like a skill issue on your part.
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@allowableman2 These are all legit criticisms
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@pawgtism My doctor used to tell me to stop. I mean he still does, but I can’t hear him so it’s like he isn’t.
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@mrjeffu A clever way to spread fascist propaganda
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@bonerhitler The Yassification of Donald Trump by the coward Laura Loomer
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@hankgreen Absurd. That’s not why the CIA killed JFK.
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@CombatASemitism Banning racists is good actually
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@AdamAlbilya This makes sense, they do always support the most evil side
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@5GW_HotTakes America hasn’t fought a defensive war since World War II.
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@BronzeAgeMatron Kissinger filled millions of graves, it’s fine to dance on his.
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@lNTRUSlVETHOT He’s going to live in the tunnels under the stadium and train a new up and coming player
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@vibecheka @postoctobrist Cillian Murphy walking around a room of makeup influencers like “no blackface. No blackface. No blackface. NO. FOOKIN. BLACKFACE!”
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@AngryPatriotsUS Quick question what’s with the femboy art
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@ChrisDJackson Sounds like the Biden Or Bust crowd doesn’t really care about beating Trump.
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@boygrrI Phrenologybot 9000
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@Poynter @nytimes This is like giving Goebbels a Pulitzer.
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@clickholebot What if I’m not a feet guy
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@EndWokeness Do you think Ariel the mermaid was a real person
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@___Isaiahs @PopCrave This is the same problem the Lion King remake had, taking characters that had vibrant and expressive faces and turning them into realistic looking animals that can’t make those faces.
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@senate_jobs Enthusiasm for genocide is a must
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@bronzeageshawty Then why did he have to bribe a woman with a horse to shut her up about his unwanted advances
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@PronouncedHare This is like asking where the white South Africans would go after apartheid. They can stay, just without the whole apartheid thing.
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@ByYourLogic @ZeroSuitCamus I hate when my perfectly normal stutter makes me say I met with the long-dead president of the wrong country.
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@UrbanistOrange I didn’t need another reason to hate The Beatles, but thank you for giving me one anyway.
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@AkronPoliceDp What if you guys just smell like that
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@prompt_mastery I never believed the old myth that masturbation causes blindness but if you think that looks anything like the lady in the Mona Lisa then there may be some truth to it.
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@enough_is_enuf Damn sounds like you shouldn’t have been occupying their country
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@jacobkornbluh Weird how the book he just dug out of rubble is completely spotless like it was fresh out of its wrapping. Amazing how nature does that.
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@EdTech_HigherEd @Jamf @Apple Mfw my hand vibrates so hard it manifests a river of piss
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@hannastasia @ayeshatb @frazierapproves A lived effect of the patriarchy is when your serf displeases you
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@SethDillon Have you tried not being a weird little freak?
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@ScubaSteve1219 He’s not sarcastic about defending the dementia patient who’s going to cost his party not just the White House, but a bunch of downballot elections. That part he’s entirely sincere about.
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@REGINAVGEORGE Me when Marie Antoinette
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@MistuhMike215 We’re asking the Democrats to replace Biden with a candidate who isn’t visibly senile.
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@shaunmmaguire I know crypto guys have some worrying ideas about the age of consent but under 18 is still a child.
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@JacobCulliver @visegrad24 No, the people who built the concentration camps and the people who liberated the victims were not morally equivalent.
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@rico_rants I hope someday you are judged for your crimes
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@h_king90 @Epicgam16203394 I want to put my ear next to yours so I can hear the ocean
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@AresRound3 Can you think of any reason why they might want to focus on the people who can change things right now instead of maybe being able to change things five months from now
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@SonyaShaykhoun @ssj3gokou24 @queenglitter4 Hello Sonya this your lawyer speaking. I an advising you today to please keep posting this shit.
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Damn this guy should tell the president about his idea
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I believe that college should be a ticket to the middle class, not a burden that weighs people down with debt for decades to come.
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@halomancer1 Me after praying to Cum-Allah
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@GalenMetzger1 Vietnam had good guys and bad guys.
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@VeraMBergen @TIME After he shook your hand, how long did it take to wash the blood off?
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@bethbourdon Everyone loves the Human Pet Guy, the guy who talks about wanting to take a naked, surgically modified human pet in public. *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you he retweets diaper porn on main.
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@DrewPavlou Why did he threaten to blow up an embassy?
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@zachsilberberg Their memes are the only thing they’re interested in that’s over the age of 13
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@Stephon_Dingle @wjz They shot an unarmed child for no reason.
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@crampell It must be hard trying to make this propaganda look scientific.
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@vidu__eth Meanwhile I have zero financial issues and two kidneys
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@lordbeef Rick and Morty and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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@sproutposting It’s called the Playstation 5 because that’s how many games it has
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@udschachter Rest in piss you won’t be missed
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@erikstrobl I know whenever I commit a crime I email the victims and advise them to forward it to their lawyer
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@jacobkornbluh He’s a lifelong racist so this tracks
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@jordanbpeterson Benzoposting
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@skiinganddogs @ChappellRoan I keep hearing “most pro lgbt president in history” but nothing to ever back that up.
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This is why libs will never help you. The idea of using political influence is so above their intelligence that they think it’s actually magic. These people can be legally classified as braindead.
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@GuilWhisperer you sincerely think the bully pulpit is real. do you believe the president has a green lantern ring in his desk too
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@PGALockerRoom Dudes rock
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@tabletmag How, by massacring hospitals? Bombing embassies? Murdering aid workers?
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@nytimes A guy murdered a homeless man for no reason.
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@ReuvenWeinstein Even if we ignore how much of this is a lie, the fact that Nazi Germany invented Fanta doesn’t mean it was worth it existing.
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@pidgeon_manalt I can safely say I wouldn’t threaten to kill a guy who was lying on the ground burning to death
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@haaretzcom The protesters were right.
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@MrTooDamnChris The whole thing that defines a chad is the ability to get girls. He just raised five weirdos who get no bitches and stack no paper.
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@BriannaWu @UkrainianAna Taking a bold pro-nazi stance here
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@antiantizionist Hot damn this is racist
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@Yamnayanage Bro you’re a pedophile
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@Hamalisk @StephenPrager2 I’m sure it’s a coincidence that the birth defect rare in Fallujah skyrocketed after it was used there.
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@halkyardo I need her by my nide
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@avenaim @DrEliDavid You know what America also doesn’t have? A winning record against guerilla forces.
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@Gilad__Shaked @Jags24Asare Keep going, this is definitely making you seem less like a freak
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@AresRound3 She’s part of the administration you drooling moron
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@Pwnitz @hausofdecline @LinkofSunshine So that’s who every Ben Shapiro wannabe has been referencing
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@CNBC This would have a lot more impact if he wasn’t mainly remembered for failing to get stuff done.
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@i_zzzzzz @allahliker Getting the same vibes from the AI guys talking about all the famous celebrities with expensive lawyers whose likenesses they’ll use without permission or compensation.
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@conorsen @TheDocSportello This is about the level of intelligence I expect from a professional investor.
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@halomancer1 “To prove this is a good idea I’m going to show why it’s a bad idea!”
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@lxeagle17 If democrats move to the right when they win, and move to the right when they lose, then tactically there’s no reason for me to get involved with them at all.
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