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James Ponitz

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Joined January 2013
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@hausofdecline @LinkofSunshine Weird thing to say to the creator of one of the most salient political commentaries in recent history
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@Senn_Spud Y'all'd've
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@poisonjr There are body shapes in Texas that I've not encountered anywhere else in the USA and it has to be nutrition
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@poisonjr Never telling anyone about my disgusting fetish for naked ladies
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@SkinnyTuna Too much purpose and zeal for life
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@BabyGronk5 @SBNation Someone save this child
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@_Jason_Dean_ Shaun's rent must be due
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@ArmandDoma This might be the only Harry Potter themed tweet I ever like
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@worsematt Worse, they're a Gaylor Swift theorist in 2024
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@KatesOfHeaven 😬😬😬
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@souljagoytellem Not black mothers specifically
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@whybuddypregnan This is stolen valor 😡
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@GoodPoliticGuy Why is this a common take in the online left? Trump getting fellated at a McDonald's by friendly crowds isn't hurting Democrats in any way
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@thefurlinator We're never getting universal healthcare, man...
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@CollieYimby If you're getting fries and a drink at those prices, that's on you bud
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@MattZeitlin The Killers have extremely British energy though. Lyrics are pure nonsense
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@vanillaopinions 5'9"?? He should be castrated
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@vanillaopinions Having a normal one
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@cheer_wine I did not forgive him
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@googleymoogley And at the other end of the spectrum...
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@SahilOberoi1 @samthielman That 20% is simply part of the cost of going to a table service restaurant
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@SaladinoWRLD "Elaborate." is sending me
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@hecubian_devil Ma'am if liberals are the only vanguard against fascism in a country then that is an indictment of that nation's leftists, not the liberals.
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@peak_transit You can tell someone from Kentucky made that image because, lol
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@lukeisamazing You don't think wages have generally gone up for like fast food restaurants?
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@Joseph_O_Earp I'm going to hear "Iiiii'm going to kill myselllllf" in the "laaaa la la la la laaaa" part of "Crocodile Rock" forever now
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@girlbosswoman What's the time period one needs to live somewhere before it isn't carpetbagging?
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@aquaimperium8 We should disenfranchise people who don't wash their hands after they pee, though
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@sabatonfan69 She unhands my brute until I uurygg
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@ok_post_guy Always ignoring this fact too
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@HegelwCrmCheese Doing this is treating people with respect! Lying to them is disrespectful!
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@ArmandDoma Gonna cut them some slack maybe
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@n0capYT @DaBaBy12341 @DianteLeeFB So...there WERE interesting games early on?
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@sorkincel There's a few parts of Twitter that are pretty much walled off from the normal stuff, and there are way more Very Online Lefties than you realize. They sometimes show up en masse to perform a defensive public circlejerk if too many of them get triggered by the Basil Walmart tweet
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@ch1w33th3d0g Not when I worked there, I was just stingy out of spite
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@_bilaire @hausofdecline @LinkofSunshine Why would you think that? That tweet almost single-handedly ended the anti-electoralism movement among the Very Online Twitter Left
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@LBS_NY @sdamico You've ever heard of these things called "state governments," kid?
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@WarrenJWells Well, it's German-made...
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@micahinATL Are you sure you're not just depressed
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@ok_but_still Life begins at 40
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@GarlicCorgi God's capacity for forgiveness is unlimited
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@bowwowgoodboy Better Chiang Kai-check yourself before you Chiang Kai-wreck yourself
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@Purity_Troll @LittleMammith @benigma2017 Yes, while being complicit in preventing as much harm as possible. Which is, of course, the most moral choice.
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@opinonhaver But think of the frunk, man
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@ok_but_still Try sitting down. Revolutionary
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@whstancil That dude has a whole pack in there
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@fawfulfan Ah but how you considered other countries don't have agency of their own
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@BarryOnHere Brady has ZERO Super Bowl NVPs. Mahomes clears
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@TylerIAm It does get better though
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@opheliamoding Some poorly adjusted people are just using emojis
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@AaronBurrSir7 How would the knife missiles blow stuff up? They're not explosive missiles, they are knife missiles.
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@detachment_red If you're 12 years old please log off Twitter until you're a grown-up (25)
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@ImNotOwned On the plus side, if they make RFK Jr seem like an anti-Democrat candidate that'll make him more appealing to conservatives interested in a non-Trump option
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@amore_orless Inshallah he finds peace
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@bobby I feel like returning shopping carts and whether a person washes their hands after they pee are the best determining factors for whether a person deserves the right to vote or not
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@ok_post_guy I swear that Kristi guy used to be smarter
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@opinonhaver I would actually really like a pamphlet or something that delineates the actual differences between the Stancil and Jones campaign planks
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@DivertedMinds @dave_m_ @whstancil I don't think that's true, sir
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@NiklasNorman1 He talks about how great it is *relative to the American economy in the past*...which also suffered from all those factors. What's baffling is why that's so difficult to understand for some people
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@NapervillePol Barron finally speaks out
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@jay_da_tooth @JoePostingg Hellfires aren't pinpoint accurate so the blades give it a larger, more reliable kill zone
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@nikicaga PBR catching a big stray here
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@ForestLemming That's...not beige
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The amount of ignorance in the other quote tweets is so disheartening. These people are so upset that someone they don't like is trying to explain how reality is working outside of their information bubble. Not much difference from right wingers who screech about fake news.
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Student loan cancellation? Pro-worker NLRB and generally a very pro-union posture? Ending the drone war and withdrawing from Afghanistan? Many progressive executive and judicial appointments? Freezing out Larry Summers? Prioritizing employment over inflation?
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@opinonhaver It's an enormous trade-off, that I hope most parents find worth it. I know I have.
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@LibertyCappy "Libertarians don't be scared of books" challenge
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@SwannMarcus89 Not sending their best
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@vanillaopinions The what-if is going to haunt me forever, even if the likely outcome of a Gillum win was him flaming out of office
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This ignorant dipshit lmfao
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i hope all american citizens understand that joe biden would happily see you dead if it meant a chance to kill more palestinian people. he would trade away your lives 1000 to 1 for more blood if he was able
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@Ihartitz A good case that Tim Tebow should have been drafted higher than he was
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@RaceplayShawty Deserves a remaster at least
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