My dog is going through cancer treatments and can’t really use his right leg right now, but he and i saved up together to get a wagon so we can still enjoy summertime 🏝☀️ 🐶
@jimpagels
too many bicyclists / pedestrians killed by careless drivers. in minneapolis i am afraid not of crime, but of drivers who are oblivious to those on foot or bikes. Rest In Peace, Jim. ❤️
when you have no large intestine, you often get an upset stomach. but i had to just straight-up stop taking my anti-nausea meds, ondansetron(Zofran), bc insurance didn't cover it anymore & it was $150/mo. but
@costplusdrugs
looks like it's going to fix that for me? thanks
@mcuban
@roberttwestbury
once an Uber driver, completely unprompted, pointed to a graveyard we were driving by and said:
“See those graves?”
“It’s also full of the dreams that died with them. That’s why you must follow yours.”
i think about it a lot
Framber Valdez dismantling Javy Baez.
You know what they say:
If at first (& second) you don't succeed, stop hacking and take one straight down the dick.
Hi Lansing! It’s been the TIME OF MY LIFE living here, meeting people & hosting
@LansingLugnuts
games for 4 yrs, but I’ve accepted a job in Minneapolis & am moving July 29.
My final games are Sat,Sun,Mon this weekend. I hope to see some of you. I will miss absolutely everyone❤️⚾️
just to give a bit of positive context since this tweet took off a little: he is healing and he is happy and his cancer is operable and hopefully he has many years left ☺️
@SamGrittner
I love when you post about your sobriety. I am too reticent to post about it myself, but yours helps. Our sobriety dates are 5 days apart :)
And that’s a wrap! Thank you so much to the
@LansingLugnuts
for giving me the most fun platform ever over the course of four seasons. I love the team, the staff, and the fans more than I could possibly put into words. I’ll miss you guys every day❤️
@bats_are_bugs
@FoolishBB
how do so feel ppl understand this?? these guys grew up in a world where people make $2-$4 an hour. $1,000,000 is a dream.
$220M guaranteed means his great-great grandkids are set for life. a chance at an extra $130M isn't worth the risk when $220M buys you all you'd ever need.
@ErnieLies
@Minor_Leaguer
oh my god and they are SO proud of it here too. every menu has a “Grey Duck” and it’s like chicken wings with honey bbq sauce. there are like 10 businesses named Grey Duck. it’s insufferable.
Did you hear? I got called up!
After 4 years w/ the
@LansingLugnuts
, I'm now an on-field correspondent for the
@StPaulSaints
! Started in June, and I have already done many weird things. It's the best.
Wildly grateful they welcomed me in & gave me a shot. It is a riot. Go Twins?
@highhydrangea
@PatrickDLyons
yes! The pitch went where the little circle is. that is *significantly* inside — which makes it extremely hard to: A) get much power behind a swing; and B) keep the ball in fair territory.
The fact Shohei did both here, and quite easily, is absurd. and freeland’s right
Three months ago I was in the hospital after *very nearly* dying – but see, I didn’t – so today I will host a baseball game in front of 10,000 people OH AND ALSO shave my head for charity during the game. life is wild, man.