Hello
@PickliciousF
and friends, I'm able to sit up now; still a bit wibbly but eating tiny amounts. I had breakfast in bed at 3.30pm when mummy took this photo. Vet says my recovery will take a while. Thank you everyone for your get well wishes. I haven't lost my purr! 🐾🙏😽
Hello friends, I'm home!!! There's quite a bit less of me than there was last week, but as soon as mummy lifted me on to the rug on my favourite chair, I fell into a deep sleep. Thank you again for all the well wishes. 🙏🐾
Let's help
@PickliciousF
find her mummy and daddy in Canadia!!! 🕵️♂️🇨🇦
• Passport ✅
• Ticket to Torontyland ✅
Next step: consult copy of 'How to Dig Your Way Out of Your Own House' by Digby the bandit fox of Hampstead 🦊🇬🇧
Thank you
@PickliciousF
and friends for your overwhelming response to my post yesterday. I dreamed about friendly paws, warm cuddles and Charles Dickens. I'm still in hospital having tests and hiding at the back of my cage, but I've made friends with my nurses and am hanging on.
Happy new year
@PickliciousF
and friends. I nearly had to go to heaven this week. Vet thinks I ate something poisonous such as onion gravy or stuffing, xmas cake or cheese at a neighbour's house. I'm in intensive care and mummy is trying to love me back to life. 😿
Another huge thank you to everyone for posting such lovely messages 🙏🧡🐾. I've improved a bit but need to stay in hospital a while longer. I have acute pancreatitis which might take a while to get over, but hopefully I will be able come home soon if I can start eating again.
Hello
@PickliciousF
and friends, my fur is growing back and I'm getting a bit stronger each day. My left eye will never be the same since my fighting days, but mummy is looking after me and hand-feeding me, and says I'm going to be a senior cat from now on. 😺
Hello
@PickliciousF
and friends, vet is worried my weight isn't going up (I'm 3kg instead of 4kg) so I have to try to eat more. Mummy took this picture of me hiding under the vet's table. I had an injection for my pain so I'm a bit wibbly but I'm home now sleeping on my rug. 😴🧡
For anyone who can't make it to
@rickygervais
at the London Palladium, tonight is also opening night for
@PickliciousF
's very own home theatre! Pickle takes the lead role in
@JaneFallon
's celebrated adaptation of Tacolo and Juliet. Tickets from
@Business_Maus
. Hedgehogs free. 🎭
Since my illness, I now have only 5 proper whiskers on each side but I'm trying to grow some more. If any cats are reading this, how many whiskers do you have on each side? 😺
Hello
@PickliciousF
and friends, I got weighed and I'm happy to say I've put on 10 g (the equivalent of a blue tit). It's difficult for me to put on weight because I have to eat a low fat diet so my pancreas doesn't get stressed, but my mummy is hand-feeding me and is hopeful. 🤒
Latest news: I'm starting to feel better and I don't think I have to go to heaven yet. Mummy was upset about losing both her mummy and me together, so I'm going to look after her a bit longer. (Mummy's note: Gonzo is starting to eat again and even asking for food!) ❤️😺
@PickliciousF
Is it time for Pickle’s first book? Could we publish a little book of Pickle and give the money to cat charities? Are cats allowed to publish books, or is publishing only for humans? (PS. My mummy loves ‘Question Time! With Bella and Ricky’ by
@bella_beddywhip
’s mum.)
Thank you for all your good wishes (and to friendly visitors who've been coming to my cat flap). I'm coming home today!!! Vet says I'm very quiet and not very hungry, so mummy and daddy are going to look after me and try to make me well. I'm not allowed to play with foxy.
Thank you to everyone who sent me Get Well wishes over the past 3 months. I'm feeling much better now – I've got my purr back. Happy Easter, friends of
@PickliciousF
! (PS. There's only 1 signed copy of
#PickleDiary
left 🐾. PPS.
#DutchBarn
🍸)
Ricky's show at Ally Pally was awesome, amazing, academic, accomplished, amusing, audacious and ascendant... and those are just the adjectives beginning with 'A'!!!
@rickygervais
#Armageddon
Theoretically, hypothetically, if a small birthday party for uncle
@rickygervais
was happening tomorrow afternoon at
@PickliciousF
's house , who would like to be included? Please RSVP by tonight 😺🐶🐴🐸🐑🐞🐯🦒🐟🦆🦉🐇🐿️🦀🐓
@PickliciousF
Good training Pickle! As well as being a taco deader and ice skater, here you are training for your high-speed skeleton event! I wonder how many sports you’ll try at this year’s Winter Picklympics…?
In loving memory of
@MrTtheTaco
(deceased). The years may pass, but still you stay, as near and dear as yesterday. Well done, O good and faithful little servant. To live in
@PickliciousF
's heart is not to die. Farewell! 💕🌮
Dear everyone, you have been invited to
@PickliciousF
's secret party this weekend! It's a Mexican theme this time so taco trucks will be provided for transport. The password to get in is 'Pepinillo Fiesta'. (As always,
@JaneFallon
and
@rickygervais
don't need to know...) 🌮🍋🍹🎶
Sorry Miss
@PickliciousF
, it doesn't look like
@MrTtheTaco
will be joining you on your trip to Canadia. His passport application has been denied (again).
Miss
@PickliciousF
Fallon-Gervais of Great Britain has qualified for the Paris Olympickles!!! Her competitors
@MrTtheTaco
and
@TowelyTowel
will have the chance to try out again tomorrow.
Friday night and the lights are low... Looking out for a place to go... 🎶 Welcome friends of
@PickliciousF
to her final secret pawty of 2023!!! Theme: Sweden; Passwords:
#Joyride
and
#Armageddon
🍋🌮🐾😽🐶🦀🍾🎉🥳🍹🎂🕺💃🥂🎹🪗🇸🇪
URGENT APPEAL from
@PickliciousF
!
@MrTtheTaco
is a 2-year-old cat toy who needs to live in a quiet environment with a patient owner. He began misbehaving and swearing in his old home due to issues with another cat, so he needs a calm space with no challenges or soft furnishings.
What trickery is this? Mummy is cat-sitting someone who looks like a relation of Miss
@PickliciousF
– a sizey tabby with big black paws, likes purring, jumping and thudding on the floor... Brilliant! Might be a contender for the
#Olympickles
? (Or the royal ballet.)
Dear
@PickliciousF
and friends, if anyone's not doing anything this Wednesday evening, shall we have a small Valentine's party? Kittens from 5.30pm, adults (2+ years) from 6pm, seniors (11+) any time. Venue: a tiny island somewhere in the Caribbean.
#PickleLove
💐🩷
@PickliciousF
Pickle moods quiz!
1. Chess against Feedme Mummilovski.
2. Call the management. I haven’t been fed in minutes!
3. I love my mummy.
4. Daddy told a joke about a Taco being deaded.
5. What do you mean you’re going away?
6. I’m a vicious predator about to dead my Mexican nemesis.
Hello
@PickliciousF
,
@JaneFallon
,
@rickygervais
and friends, my mummy has missed you all so much. She lost her mummy 🌈💔😿 and had to go away for a while. She met lots of lovely birds and animals while she was away. 🐦⬛🦘🦇🐨 Please could we reschedule the pawties? 🙏
@PickliciousF
Please don't be sorrowful, Pickle. Monty was no good! Would you ever consider a pedigree burmesey instead? Pay no attention to the ripped sofa. I didn't do it*.
*I did do it.
My neighbour (Harickle's mummy) visited and gave me a present! I think it's a tapeworm...(?) Anyway, I've started playing again and mummy says I'm getting stronger.
Happy birthday uncle
@rickygervais
! Thank you for everything you do for animals. I'm an animal too, so I know.
(PS. Tonight's party has got big, so we may need a bigger venue
#DutchBarn
)
@PickliciousF
Of course she's coming home soon! In the meantime, dear Pickle,
@Business_Maus
has worked out that if you sell your pawtobiography for £10 each and you get a million customers, you’ll make 10 million pounds!!!!!!
Happy Valentine's Day
@PickliciousF
and friends, it's time to party in the Caribbean! (I'm still resting in bed but looking forward to hearing all about it.) 🌹💝🎉🍾🥳🍹🎂
Happy New Year,
@PickliciousF
! 2023 was a great year for sleeping, deading
@MrTtheTaco
, playing with
@LioneltheLemon
, physical therapy, business ventures, writing poetry, thinking important thoughts and love. Thank you so much for being here. 😽🧡🎶🎉🌮🍋🙏
@PickliciousF
Dear Pickle, sorry about the delay in your delivery… your happiversary presents have now arrived! How many
@MrTtheTaco
can you dead before dinnertime?
@PickliciousF
I'm having lots of fun this morning! I get into this big rustly blue bag thing, and then mummy risks her life by tickling me through the bag!!! I have sharp claws and teeths, and the acute senses of a leopard! 🐯
@JaneFallon
Miss
@PickliciousF
's passport is finally ready to go, but there's been a slight hiccup with
@MrTtheTaco
's – possibly a fake. He's been detained at customs.