Daughter, Niece, Sister, Wife, Mum, Aunt, Friend & rescuer of, & spokesman for “Haribo” (AKA Hari) the maddest tabby cat known to man. Member of
#bollocksgang
🙀Miss P
@PickliciousF
we need to move to plan B. Maurice & I were playing ‘What’s the time Mr Hari’, (his idea, not mine) when he took things too far & pecked my tail😼 Friends don’t peck each other’s tails do they? Do you know any bodyguards?
#CatsOfTwitter
#hedgewatch
#tabby
😺Flippin heck, It all kicked off today when I inadvertently pulled off & swallowed the leg of my taco
@MrTtheTaco
What a fuss, involving me being grassed up to the VET. I mean really, do I look like I’m bothered. I just want my taco back…..
#catsoftwitter
#Caturday
#tabby
😺Put your paw up if you have a birthday today?
Oh Yes Yes Yes🐾 🐓 🐠 🧀
A clue to my age: If I was a human I’d be singing ‘When I get older, losing my fur, many years from now 🎶🎶🎶🎶Will you still need me, make sure you feed me, now I’m 64. 😹
#CatsOfTwitter
#Cats
#TABBY
😺Miss P
@PickliciousF
just remember what we’ve discussed. First it’s the ‘Do I know you?’ face, followed by the ‘It’s been a real struggle fending for myself’ face. Pause & assess the guilt level, then input ‘bunny paws’ & Puss in Boots eyes for the finale. You’ve got this….
😻Happy 4th Gotcha Day Miss Jane
@JaneFallon
& Mr G
@rickygervais
. I’m so glad my Pickle
@PickliciousF
rescued you.😹
You can have bestsellers, fill bowls (Hollywood, not cats) but despite all of us loving you, no one loves you as much as your Pickle. Thanks for sharing her. 😻
I’ve finally found out what the fuss about Armageddon is all about. It’s hilarious, rude & then a bit ruder. If laughing at something you shouldn’t be laughing at makes you a bad person, I’ve just spent a great evening with a bunch of really bad people. Cheers
@RickyGervais
😻To my
@PickliciousF
😻
Your green eyes won me over, & your photogenic face.
Your nerve upon the bannisters & deading taco pace.
I’d love to share my heather, with the likes of you Miss P.
And from your list of suitors, I’m just hoping you pick me. Yours Furfully Hari
#Valentines
😼My banana is still confiscated but I’ve got my taco
@MrTtheTaco
back with reinforced legs🙀 I thought it only polite to check this upgrade, & should also say if you need to clean your foot during a deading, ensure you hold your taco tight.😹
@PickliciousF
#CatsOfTwitter
#TABBY
I’ve been checking out ‘Ballroom Dancing’. Here I am in hold with my head appropriately tilted. I tried to get Basil🦊 to trot with me but he wasn’t interested, so I’m looking for a partner. Anyone want to show me their moves?
@PickliciousF
@thebestestestvs
#Cats
#tabby
#Dancing
Hi furrends, 🎉It’s my birthday & I’m 10🎉 I’m hoping for a bit of attention today, as it’s been a bit substandard lately.😼 I’m planning a proper birthday deading session with my 🌮
@MrTtheTaco
& a sneaky claw up the curtains. Purrfect😺
@BollocksGang
#CatsOfTwitter
#TABBY
😼I’m not complaining BUT the sun’s in my eyes & I’m hot in my fur.
I think a pair of sunglasses, a cool cat treehouse & a saucer of milk would definitely improve things…….
#CatsofTwittter
#cats
#tabby
😺Mum was lounging in bed this morning & I hadn’t had breakfast, so I popped a mouse on her bed & she was up straight away. I do love it when a plan works.😹
#ResourcefulHari
#cats
#catsofx
#TABBY
😼Flippin heck, Dad just fed me ‘the tin’ which Mum keeps to one side containing, wait for it…..tuna & shrimps!! 🙀 Well, they are orange little creatures🦐 ,like carrots🥕which I DON’T eat. I did the sicky face to show him the error of his ways.
#CatsOfTwitter
#cats
#TABBY
😻Happy Birdday to my Pickle
@PickliciousF
You’re 8, you’re 8, it’s a very impawtant date. No time to say hello goodbye, you’re 8, you’re 8, you’re 8. 🎶
Lots of love always, your Hari
😾I’m back from the VETS. I’ve been poked, prodded, pricked, force fed drugs (it was a 3 person job as I spat out a few🙀), had stuff picked off my teeth, then faced the scales. RUDE. Please call the Catstabulary
PS I think treats will aid my recovery.
#CatsOfTwitter
#cats
#tabby
😺I’m standing for PM. My manifesto is as follows:-
1) Everyone has their own patch of heather
2) No rain in June, July & August
3) Magpies to be banished
4) Fines for growing carrots
5) Fireworks banned
6) No vegetables in cat food
#VoteHari
#Caturday
#CatsofX
#Cats
#Tabby
😸Dear Miss P
@PickliciousF
Mum & Dad are coming to see your Daddy
@rickygervais
& he’s told them they have to put their phone’s in a bag, as he wants their full attention. Too flippin right! Please could you ask him to send me a few of those bags? Yours Hari😹
#VeryHandyHari
Well I don’t know about you Miss P
@PickliciousF
but attention to my needs right now is severely lacking!!! Mum says she wants Italy to win now but she doesn’t want them to win later blah blah blah and all I want is to play, or eat now😾
This morning I had a proper deading session with my taco
@MrTtheTaco
which resulted in some peripheral damage and a ‘raised paw’ warning not to think about confisCATing it until I was properly finished. You’d have been proud Miss P
@PickliciousF
😺YES I know it’s a lovey day, & NO I don’t want to go in the garden, thanks for asking……..(If I get off the this throw, it won’t be here when I get back, so I’m here for the duration.)
Do you think I look a bit regal?
#CatsOfTwitter
#cats
#Tabby
😺Evening Miss P
@PickliciousF
I was wondering if I could book in for one of your Mum’s Pawdicures followed by treats? She can also paint them if she fancies. 😹
😺🎶I’m bored so I’m auditioning for a cat choir to go catrol singing in the neighbourhood. If you’d like to be considered show me your best vocal pose & tell me your favourite catrol. Mines ‘Hark the Hari’s Angel sing’🎶 😹😹
#HariMalone
#HarisCatrolSingers
#CatsOfTwitter
#cats
Hey Miss P
@PickliciousF
Mum said your Dad
@rickygervais
is going to break the television, the internet & Twitter on Friday
#afterlife3
At least I won’t get the blame, but he must have very clumsy paws🐾
😺Just checking in on you Miss P
@PickliciousF
as I hear your staff have fled the country😼Rude!😼
If you need anything, or fancy an adventure, I’m at your service day or night. Ps I’ve got new nip.😺
#slightlysquiffy
😼HELP needed fur pals. Has anyone ever had a bodily malfunction? It would appear my kangaroo legs & my Tigger bounce have temporarily failed me, with embarrassing consequences. My Meerkat is still functioning as normal. Advice needed ASAP🙀
#Hedgewatch
#CatsOfTwitter
#Tabby
#cats
😺Furrends, can I propose a 63rd birthday toast to Mr G
@rickygervais
He champions our cause in everything he does & clearly prefers cats to dogs😹.
😻’BOTTOMS UP’ Mr G. Enjoy your day at work & thanks for helping sad animals. Love Hari 😻
#WeLoveRicky
#Catsofx
#Cats
#Tabby
😼Miss P
@PickliciousF
I’m absolutely spitting feathers. I’ve been left in the dead of night, with no warning & I can only assume Dad is off filling arenas whilst Mum is promoting her new bestselling book. In your experience how long does this take as I’m bored & want them back?
🙀I must report some skullduggery.😼
Mum serves me chicken in a pouch which I love. The same chicken also comes in a tin, which I hate. Today, Mum put the contents of a tin into an old pouch & thought I wouldn’t notice. 🙀I DID😼YUK!
Also, why’s my fishy mat back?
#cats
#CatsOfX
😹Today I sat outside the door looking through my cat flap, howling to come in until Mum showed me the treats. I then dutifully came through the flap, claimed the treats, before promptly returning back out of the flap, to repeat the process.
#HarisNotSilly
#Cats
#CatsofTwittter
😻Attention fur pals, cancel your plans & clear your diaries as I’m hosting a big pawty for Mum. Everyone’s welcome & if you want to club together for a present, she would love a cat treehouse.😹 Please RSVP for CATering purposes. 😺😺🐾🐾
#CatsOfTwitter
#cats
#TABBY
Mums confisCATed my 🌮
@MrTtheTaco
again due to my ‘manic behaviour’ around the curtains, but I’ve taken matters into my own paws 🐾 & will sniff him out.
😺I’m limbering up for tonight’s round table where I need to fight my corner (tricky on a round table😹). I’m taking no prisoners, it’s Team Hari all the way now, but I need to keep Jas under my paw.😼Miss P
@PickliciousF
& my furpals, are you with me?
#Traitors
#CatsofTwitter
Just finished this lovely puzzle which proved quite challenging, largely due to the inadvertent inclusion of 25% of extra pieces🤦🏼♀️
@JaneFallon
I think you &
@PickliciousF
might like this one.😺
😻Happy Birthday Miss P
@PickliciousF
Hope your Mum & Dad are back from their galavanting to help you unpack your cat treehouse & spoil you rotten. Birthdays are the bestest.
Don’t do anything I wouldn’t 😹😹😹😹
12 years ago today, our lives changed forever with the arrival of Haribo Cat from
@CatsProtection
This was one of the best days ever, although I am easily pleased 😂 I could pick him up them before he turned into a huge tiger.
#CatsOfTwitter
#Cats
#Tabby
Mum stands on the scales, then picks me up & gets back on them, then says we’ve both put on weight!!! She then tells the VET who 1) calls me a LARGE cat 2) implies I have fleas & 3) calls me Haribo which is only used if I’m in trouble!! It’s a bad day Miss P
@PickliciousF
#Cats
😺Mum said I could be an ‘influencer’ if I do grooming tutorials. She says I spend longer than most lads cleaning myself, but I do like to be thorough & well presented. So here we go. 😻
Grooming with Hari Part One : The guide to smart paws & claws
#Catsofx
#cats
#tabby
😼This is the face is someone who has been severely neglected today. I’m not amused, & no amount of chick chick* is going to make it better. *On reflection I will have the chick chick, but I won’t be bribed.
#sulkingHari
#cats
#Tabby
#CatsOfX
😼Ahhh. There is a new tubby little ginger ‘CAT’ on the block. (Miss P
@PickliciousF
your Dad knows the kind😹). We locked paws & claws this morning. He started it, & Mum broke us up just as I was winning & hauled me inside. He made my tail double in size! 🙀
#CatsOfTwitter
#cats
😼Miss P
@PickliciousF
I wonder if I could kindly borrow one of your extra legs? I appear to have temporarily misplaced one of mine. Ps I’ll have the one that picks pockets 😹
😹So when you say I’m not allowed on the tartan throw, I wonder if you could direct me to the which particular tartan throw you mean as your instructions are somewhat ambiguous.
#CatsOfTwitter
#tabby
#cats
😺The Banks have another holiday which is good as Mum & Dad can protect me from Maurice 🦅. I’m perfecting my best Puss in Boots impression (for a treat of course). All I need is a hat & sword & Maurice won’t mess with me. ⚔️
#CatsOfTwitter
#TABBY
#Hedgewatch
#cats
😼This is my sicky face. Today I was offered ‘Pate’. For those that haven’t had the misfortune, this is mush with NO jelly. To clarify, you can not suck the jelly out of ‘pate’ as there is no jelly. ‘Pate’ is not for me, & yes I’m an ungrateful blah blah cat.
#CatsOfTwitter
#cats
😻Hello there my Pickle
@PickliciousF
over there in Hampstead. I hear you’re missing that Monty boy (King of the guttersnipes). Can I interest you in a little tabby adventure? Gosh I’ve got a sore throat from shouting & I’m all in a twist😹
#HopefulHari
#CatsOfX
#cats
#tabby
😼I have just been served up chicken breast with pumpkin 🎃. It is NOT for me. Pumpkins are clearly made from carrots and they are disgusting. I’m not fooled, but I am hungry. Please send food drops.
#HungryHari
#CatsofX
#cats
#tabby
🙀Not only is there a leg thief on the loose, but I think I’m also missing a fang. How am I going to scare away intruders with only one fang? Drat drat & double drat. 😾
#CatsOfTwitter
#cats
#Tabby
🙀Flippin heck, I turned my back for 5 mins & my Mummy & Daddy have left the country. They’ve gone to spend some time high on a hill with a lonely goat. Forget the goat, what about the lonely cat just about to be crowned King of the jungle!!!!
#Hari4PM
#catsofx
#cats
#Tabby
😼Apparently some ‘cat’ was doing the fandango, scratching the bottom of the bed & pulling up the new carpet in the middle of the night. Any Tom, Dick or Hari can come in the cat flap & I favour it being Tom or Dick. 😹
#Harisintheclear
#TongueOutTuesday
#CatsofTwitter
#cats
😺It’s my birthday, ‘legs 11’, which is appropriate after the recent 🌮 incident.😹
Plans for today:- Secure multiple birthday breakfasts, see off any trespassers, rest on forbidden throw & play with my 🌮 & 🍌.
Im SO grateful I was rescued
#AdoptDontShop
#CatsOfTwitter
#cats
@DrAliSutcliffe
😹HA Ha Kit Kat, great catting. I don’t have a flap, I just howl at the main door day or night, & if that doesn’t work climb onto the roof by the bedroom window & howl there. It suits me just fine. 😹
Hi Miss P
@PickliciousF
I’ve been shortlisted as maitre d’ for ‘Pickles Pet Empawrium’ where you’ll draw in the crowds, & I’ll keep out the riff raff, (particularly the likes of Monty & any tubby little gingers that try & frequent your classy establishment). 🐾Tabbies rule ok🐾