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Flavourite toy of @PickliciousF , but identifies as 💯% real taco. Victim of domestic violence. I have fillings too but I DONUT want to 🌮 ‘bout it!

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Joined January 2021
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
This song by Breaddie Mercury says it all, @PickliciousF : “There must be more to life than teeth”😩 (*sound up)
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
#FreedomDay - Schmeedom Day☹️
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
GO AWAY, @PickliciousF ! I’m trying to have a nice, relaxing herbal bath, you purrvert!😠
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Congratulations, @rickygervais ! You’ve just made the world’s most boring video - EVER!
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Apparently, we’ll be sleeping inside a tunnel tonight. I feel like I’m camping with Hannibal Lecter...
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Uh-oh…
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Is that a new doormat, @PickliciousF ?
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Chillin’ on the set of #AfterLife3 with non other than @ZZTop !
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Today @PickliciousF stripped me of all my filling - so now I just feel like an empty shell...
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
My weekend is off to a flying start…
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
There’s a Mr. Monty to see you, @PickliciousF . He’s waiting for you in the master bedroom…
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
9 months
Just playing deaded till she stops holding me down.
@PickliciousF
Pickle
9 months
Just holding him down till I’m sure he’s deaded #BestDayEver
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
Every forking year, @rickygervais 😠
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
I was brutally captured and given to a forked up psychocat two & a half years ago & she’s still my least flavourite thing in the world. I loaf her so much😡
@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
2 years
We gave her this taco the first day she came home two & a half years ago & he’s still her favourite thing in the world. I love her so much 🧡
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
1 year
Monday 😖 - just dead me now and get it over with, @PickliciousF !
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
In between all the screaming and the deading I like playing my bagpipe. And a one and a two…
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@PickliciousF
Pickle
3 years
No paparazzi at snooze time! My mummy needs to sleep & I need cuddles!!
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@MrTtheTaco
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3 years
Good morning, cruel World ! Filling hungover and kinda hoping @PickliciousF will just kill me...
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
Happy Birthday to MEEEE! 🥳 I KNEW @PickliciousF was going to throw me a surprise party, but I didn’t know she was going to rent a great, big party tent… #NationalTacoDay
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
Today @PickliciousF , @TowelyTowel and I put aside our differences and organised a bed-in. In the words of John Lemon and Yolk Ono: “All we are saying is give peas a chance”.
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
Me loves when my nan @JaneFallon reads me a bedtime story🥰
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Good morning, World. It’s my day off, but my boss and tormentor @PickliciousF just popped by to tell me she needs to finish something. Me 😖
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
If you’re wondering why @PickliciousF has been so quiet on @Twitter today, it’s because she’s been feeling very tired.
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
As it’s international shellfie day… #InternationalSelfieDay
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
11 months
Peaple say nuthing is impossible, but @PickliciousF does nuthing every day 🤔
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
No wonder @PickliciousF is on #Mastodon . She is one 🤣 #ComedianTaco
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@PickliciousF
Pickle
2 years
And a mastydons! PickliciousF @ohai .social
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Sometimes we both look like something the cat dragged in, @PickliciousF .
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
4 years
Please define ‘love’ @rickygervais . #rickysbollocks
@rickygervais
Ricky Gervais
4 years
She loves that taco.
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
This is for calling me in on my day off, @PickliciousF . HI-YAH !
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
Happy Birthday, Miss @JaneFallon ! Hope you like your new crispmas sweater.
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Last. Day. Ever.
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Pickle
3 years
Best. Day. Ever.
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
HAPPY 60TH BIRTHDAY, MR. @rickygervais ! I’ve made a cake for you with all your favourite things - cheese, booze and a very special secret ingredient. Shell I cat - I mean, CUT you a slice? #RickyAt60
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
I made a bumper sticker for you, @PickliciousF 😂 #ComedianTaco
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
You know the world has officially stopped making any sense when there’s a towel on @Twitter with its own account…
@TowelyTowel
Towely Towel Irdiots ❤️
3 years
Me and @PickliciousF I love her and she loves me ♥️
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
Where the fork is everyone? Wurst. Birthday. Ever.
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
#NewProfilePic 🌮❤️😺
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
9 months
Happy Halloumiween, @PickliciousF 👹
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Going to sleep in my super secret hideout together with T2, who is totally beat and dead tired.
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
1 year
I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD, @PickliciousF - BUT YOU HAVE TO BELIVER ME - I DONUT KNOW WHERE YOUR EARLY MORNING TREATS ARE AND I DONUT KNOW HOW THE SHELL I ENDED UP HERE 😭
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Mr. T the Taco
3 years
If this is #RickyAt60 , I think I preferred @rickygervais at 59…
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
8 months
#HappyBirthday to Miss @JaneFallon ! I know that you for some forked up reason loaf @PickliciousF , who isn’t spaghetting any younger either. So in order to preserve your loaf and as a birthday present for you I arranged for her to have a luxurious taxidermy. You’re very welcome.
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Mr. T the Taco
2 years
Happy #ValentinesDay , @PickliciousF ! I made you a lovesong 😘❤️😍💕🥰 #LoveIsAllAround 💘 #WillYouMarinadeMe 💍
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3 years
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
1 year
AAAAGGGH!! Could you please make it an early lunch today, Miss @JaneFallon ?🙏
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@PickliciousF
Pickle
1 year
Public Service Announcement: Sunday is a day of rest so I will be snoozing from now till lunchtime
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
I understand that @PickliciousF is choking on a furball, @rickygervais - but that is NUT how you pearform the Heimlich Maneuver. So please continue 😈
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
Ready. Aim…
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@rickygervais
Ricky Gervais
2 years
Whatever.
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
11 months
I was NUT hiding - she left my lifeless carcass there last night. Didn’t even bother to put me in a coffeen 😠
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Pickle
11 months
He’s back! He was hiding under a bench in the hall, behind a box!
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
1 year
COME HOME, MR. @rickygervais AND MISS @JaneFallon !!! RIGHT NOW!!!😫
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Pickle
1 year
It’s just you and me again ⁦ @MrTtheTaco ⁩ 😿 We have to stick together till mummy and daddy get back. Also I am going to dead you so hard to make me feel better your guacamole will come out of your eyeballs
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
DONUT let the cat out of the bag!
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
9 months
There are 2 weirdoughs in this snuff video: 1) the psychocat @PickliciousF (obviously) 2) the purrvert filming this (you can actually hear the heavy breathing sounds in the background) You wouldn’t happen to know who the purrvert is, would you Mr. @rickygervais ?!🤨
@PickliciousF
Pickle
9 months
This is not speeded up! Best. Day. Ever. #Dead
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Tonight i rest in peas.
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
All to easy, @PickliciousF .
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@PickliciousF
Pickle
2 years
Checking out caravans for my new business venture! #PickleCaravanHolidaysWithGardenSafariAndTacos
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Whatever I may have said before, this is the actual worst job ever!
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Pickle
3 years
Whatever I may have said before, this is the actual best day ever!
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2 years
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Good morning, World ! Come and get me !
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
Sadly, Ms @JaneFallon is filling rather poorly today - so to cheer her up I’m showing her these funny jumping Corona beans I bought earlier…
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
#MAYDAY , #MAYDAY ! I’M GOING DOWN!!! 😫
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
I can’t believe it. @PickliciousF has granted me some time off for the summer holidays! I’m on my way to France right now and I’ve already reached the @Eurotunnel . #AuRevoir , Madame Fatkins!
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
I had to see my shrimp today. #MentalHealthForAll
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
AAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!😫
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@rickygervais
Ricky Gervais
3 years
Happy 1 Year Anniversary of being my cat @PickliciousF ❤️
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@MrTtheTaco
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4 years
They say the eyes are the window to the soul, @PickliciousF ...
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
1 year
Jane and all her french fries.
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
Today Miss @JaneFallon found a lump in her armpit.
@PickliciousF
Pickle
2 years
It’s official: I’ve become an armpit cat like my big sister 🌈 #ArmpitTillIDie
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
I’m nut one to blow my own crumpet (I’M NUT!), but October 4 is #NationalTacoDay - and coincidentally it’s also my birthday! Please consider celebrating it by annoying some random cat.
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
No, I donut know where that towel of yours is, @PickliciousF . Btw - do you know what time the bins are emptied?
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
3 years
Every morning after I make the bed she takes her taco upstairs & puts him on the towel. Every morning. There’s no reason for a towel to be on the bed except she loves it for some reason, so now it has to stay there forever #Pickle ♥️
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
Merry Crispmas, @PickliciousF ! I got you a luxury face mask.
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
I learned a valuable lesson today: Never to hide from @PickliciousF ever again...
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
Cactus Catcus
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@PickliciousF
Pickle
2 years
So, apparently I’ve won Whiskers of the Year at the Pickle’s Pet Awards™️! Such a surprise! When I was planning the awards I never imagined I might give it to myself! And all the others! (Best Belly, Most Volumptuous Kitty & Most In Love With My Mummy) What a year!
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
I’ve noticed that Mr. @rickygervais is leaving the house a lot these days - so I’ve managed to hide inside his work bag in a daring attempt to escape @PickliciousF . Cod knows where I’m going...
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Driving Miss Lazy☹️
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@PickliciousF
Pickle
3 years
I forgot to open the truck yesterday! But I have a brilliant new plan to boost business - I’m changing the opening hours to 5 till 5.10, so that way if I forget to open I’ll only lose 10 minutes business! #picklepreneur
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
10 months
You are all hereby invited to my birthday party on 4 Oct.: • Sir @themichaelcaine • Sir @PaulMcCartney • Miss @taylorswift13 • Mr. @RichardDawkins • Mrs. @MichelleObama • Mr. @BarackObama • Mrs. @vonderleyen • the @Pontifex • the @DalaiLama - and Mr. @JKCorden
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Incidentally, this was also my last mistake 😖 #InTheTunnelOfMadness
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Pickle
3 years
His first mistake was taking a shortcut past the tunnel ...
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
1 year
The cat is out of the bag😖
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
I woke up dead today😩
@PickliciousF
Pickle
2 years
Starting the day as I mean to go on
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
4 years
Good morning, World ! Today I take comfort in knowing that @PickliciousF won’t hit a guy with glasses.
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Home sweet home.
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
Just trying out this new @Twitter feature, @PickliciousF
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Mexcellent! @rickygervais is bringing something home I can hit @PickliciousF with…
@OfficialNTAs
National TV Awards
3 years
We couldn't help but laugh... After Life is your winner of the Comedy Award! ✨ #NTAs
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Mr. T the Taco
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IT’S OFFICIAL! You’re my #Valentine , Miss @JaneFallon 😍 #ValentinesDay
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
10 months
I AM BACK, PEACHES!!! 😎 Yes - I’m talking to you, @PickliciousF and Miss @JaneFallon
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Right! I now have 5k followers. I’m basically an influencer. Don’t you think, I deserve a little more respect, @PickliciousF ?
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
10 months
DONUT steal my thunder, @PickliciousF 😠 It’s MY birthday 4 Oct!!! #NationalTacoDay
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Pickle
10 months
It’s my gotcha day next week. I keep thinking what would the last 3 years have been like if ⁦ @FelineFriendsUK ⁩ hadn’t rescued me? 😿 #HelpSadCats
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
“Low bridge” my assparagus! More like “heavy load”, @PickliciousF .
@PickliciousF
Pickle
3 years
There’s been a terrible accident! I think ⁦ @MrTtheTaco ⁩ must have been driving it illegally and went under a low bridge or something!!
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
Siesta - do NUT disturb!
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
2 years
Two can play at that game, @PickliciousF ! OH LOOK HERE, MISS @JaneFallon
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@PickliciousF
Pickle
2 years
Jealous much @MrTtheTaco ???
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@MrTtheTaco
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3 years
Found the most amazing hiding place today where @PickliciousF can’t find me - unfortunately I’m absolutely terrified of the dark.
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
4 years
GOOD MORNING, WORLD !!! BRING IT ON !!! #Monday
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Trying something called an Escape Room. Wish me luck🤞
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
HELP ! @PickliciousF has found my top secret and very clean hiding place !
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Pickle
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Good morning, World. Sunday is my day off, put that didn’t stop @PickliciousF from dragging me out of bed this morning...
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Mr. T the Taco
3 years
“Saturn Devouring His Son” by F. Goya, 1823. #TotallyRelatable
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
1 year
Down in front, @PickliciousF - I can’t see what it says…
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@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
1 year
We’re watching a Canadian series and this ad pops up every break. I think I’m being trolled.
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Look, @PickliciousF ! You donut have to kill me. Killing some of @JaneFallon ’s clothes could be even more fun.
@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
3 years
The random piece of clothing is back! #Brad #Mangylina #Minnie #MorningGorgeousses
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
No, @PickliciousF - we haven’t seen that delightful @MrTtheTaco - it’s just us crabs around here…
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@PickliciousF
Pickle
3 years
So no luck with HR! I’ve gone over Bully’s head to the big boss!
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Found it, @PickliciousF .
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@PickliciousF
Pickle
3 years
Where’s my Do Not Disturb sticker gone??
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Everyone’s a critic - especially @PickliciousF ... (* sound up)
@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
3 years
The face!!!
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
10 months
Why indeed ???😖
@JaneFallon
Jane Fallon
10 months
Why???
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Found an escape pod and arranged for T2 to stand in for me. Bye, bye @PickliciousF - next stop Dumpling, Ireland!
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
1 year
I may or may NUT have called a certain newspaper and accidentally spilled the beans, Ms @JaneFallon .
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@MrTtheTaco
Mr. T the Taco
3 years
Time for a shellfie. Say cheeeeeeeEEEEEESUS SPICED - @PickliciousF IS RIGHT BEHIND ME !!!
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