I was brutally captured and given to a forked up psychocat two & a half years ago & she’s still my least flavourite thing in the world. I loaf her so much😡
Happy Birthday to MEEEE! 🥳
I KNEW
@PickliciousF
was going to throw me a surprise party, but I didn’t know she was going to rent a great, big party tent…
#NationalTacoDay
Today
@PickliciousF
,
@TowelyTowel
and I put aside our differences and organised a bed-in.
In the words of John Lemon and Yolk Ono: “All we are saying is give peas a chance”.
HAPPY 60TH BIRTHDAY, MR.
@rickygervais
!
I’ve made a cake for you with all your favourite things - cheese, booze and a very special secret ingredient.
Shell I cat - I mean, CUT you a slice?
#RickyAt60
I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD,
@PickliciousF
- BUT YOU HAVE TO BELIVER ME - I DONUT KNOW WHERE YOUR EARLY MORNING TREATS ARE AND I DONUT KNOW HOW THE SHELL I ENDED UP HERE 😭
#HappyBirthday
to Miss
@JaneFallon
!
I know that you for some forked up reason loaf
@PickliciousF
, who isn’t spaghetting any younger either. So in order to preserve your loaf and as a birthday present for you I arranged for her to have a luxurious taxidermy.
You’re very welcome.
It’s just you and me again
@MrTtheTaco
😿 We have to stick together till mummy and daddy get back. Also I am going to dead you so hard to make me feel better your guacamole will come out of your eyeballs
There are 2 weirdoughs in this snuff video:
1) the psychocat
@PickliciousF
(obviously)
2) the purrvert filming this (you can actually hear the heavy breathing sounds in the background)
You wouldn’t happen to know who the purrvert is, would you Mr.
@rickygervais
?!🤨
I can’t believe it.
@PickliciousF
has granted me some time off for the summer holidays!
I’m on my way to France right now and I’ve already reached the
@Eurotunnel
.
#AuRevoir
, Madame Fatkins!
I’m nut one to blow my own crumpet (I’M NUT!), but October 4 is
#NationalTacoDay
- and coincidentally it’s also my birthday!
Please consider celebrating it by annoying some random cat.
Every morning after I make the bed she takes her taco upstairs & puts him on the towel. Every morning. There’s no reason for a towel to be on the bed except she loves it for some reason, so now it has to stay there forever
#Pickle
♥️
So, apparently I’ve won Whiskers of the Year at the Pickle’s Pet Awards™️! Such a surprise! When I was planning the awards I never imagined I might give it to myself! And all the others! (Best Belly, Most Volumptuous Kitty & Most In Love With My Mummy) What a year!
I’ve noticed that Mr.
@rickygervais
is leaving the house a lot these days - so I’ve managed to hide inside his work bag in a daring attempt to escape
@PickliciousF
.
Cod knows where I’m going...
I forgot to open the truck yesterday! But I have a brilliant new plan to boost business - I’m changing the opening hours to 5 till 5.10, so that way if I forget to open I’ll only lose 10 minutes business!
#picklepreneur