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10 months

@feeldCo Speaking as an IT Professional, issues in rollout of updates happen, but your comms around extended downtime are sadly and visibly lacking. Where are the status updates, what is estimated eta for return to service, where are your apologies to paying customers?

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@NinaPinabudhabi @davemacladd Said best in the Britpop era movie “Hate Your Friends”: “A pair of Mancunian car thieves with a stolen Beatles songbook.” Plagiarist Pub-Rock at best, and celebrity Cocaine-fuelled knuckle-dragging at worst.

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@LaurenceLola2 @LozzaFox Believing in the rules and guidance laid out in your holy book and living in accordance with them is one thing. Expecting other people to abide by your religious rules is supreme narcissism and exceptionalism. Get some perspective!

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4 years

@BisonSecond @Nottheprez65 No, they’re not. #lowiqindividual

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@ArtCrunchy The media.

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3 years

@dannywallace @SirJJQC With a choice between Freddie, John, Brian, and Roger? Are we talking stage outfits here, if so from which tour? Or, alternatively are we talking outfits they wore in promotional videos?

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@Jessie2021626 @RpsAgainstTrump Pop-up books and Bronze-Age fairy-tales are about your level, right? #unimpressive #FYF

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4 years

@StephenKing New York is already getting started.

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1 year

@TedWardjr @RpsAgainstTrump If he was half as popular in reality as he is within his own imagination he wouldn’t have attracted widespread protests in London at his visits, and he wouldn’t have had to cancel a visit to Northern Ireland due to threats of more active protests. He is hated. #FuckTrump

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@farmerjoefred @NadineDorries An embarrassing footnote in the worst years of recent UK political history.

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3 years

@greggwatson90 Yep, Peep Show is a masterclass in comedy writing. It came a bit unravelled towards the end of its run though.

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@emilysheffield @DPxATO The Tories are now viable candidates for the next GE because Sunak has contrived a modicum of functional government for more than a month? If you ignore his sewer of a cabinet, then it’s optimistic thinking. But, reasonably, you can’t - can you? #GTFTO

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4 years

@gettinitrealnow @NWPinPDX Portland the city I know best in the USA having worked for Puppet, a tech company there. I love PDX and am happy to know my friends and the City are safe. #lovepdx

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4 years

@DPWIMM @realDonaldTrump Why not both?

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9 months

@implausibleblog This is not a Feminist, this is a #Toilet

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2 years

@newmoid @GingerPower_ I don't really tell jokes, but I've laughed at many good jokes about rape. If you don't like a joke, don't laugh. But people can make jokes about anything they want.

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4 years

@DxAxBx @Keds1250878727 Trump dropped more US ordinance in 2019 in Afghanistan than in any other year. #checkthefacts #fyf

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10 months

@AndyGJBurge I’ve graduated three times, the national anthem has never been played on any of those occasions.

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1 year

@LBC What exactly does Mrs Mercer know about Politics in comparison to Ms. Vorderman? Why does Mrs Mercer hate scrutiny and commentary? Could it possibly be because the policies of the Tories are themselves inhuman and disgusting? #TheyAre #GTFTO

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1 year

@Depheruk You and Pastor Mick make me proud to be a Burnley lad, James. Thankyou for all that you do in my hometown and the North West.

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1 year

@Rusty2954 @Nigel_Farage @GBNEWS I’d recommend restricting your use of powerful psychedelic drugs to weekends only. The world doesn’t love Nigel, and you’re in a herd. #HomeTruths #SensibleAdvice

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4 years

@HomoLittlest @arobertwebb Laavely!

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3 years

@System_is_broke @itsJeffTiedrich He was too busy showboating his profound ignorance on a regular basis on Twitter (windmills, airports, “Tim Apple”, etc). Then he arranged the release of 5,000 members of the Taliban. All the while the world laughed at him (not with him.)

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3 years

@R00pert @daisydogmum I’ve developed a love of Minecraft since my first shot, and after my second it turned into an obsession! I’m remodelling the entirety of Milton Keynes, but I’m doing it right! Also, I’ve run out of friends and relatives to buy Microsoft Surface Tablets for as gifts!

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3 years

@murcury22me @elanamonet A Ditch?! We couldn’t afford free schooling we was so poor. I had to sit in a bomb crater with only a live unexploded ordinance for company and teach and examine myself to “A”Level standard without knowing how to read or write! #kidstoday

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1 year

@jennie0501 @SharonJ03626335 @7Veritas4 Nothing happens in isolation. The fact that TFG repeatedly claimed prior to the election that if he didn’t win then that would suggest the election was rigged cannot be ignored in this case.

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3 years

You know that one person that manages to set the Breakfast Room Toaster on fire in the Hotel? Today, that was me.

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3 years

@DoYouEvenLif Trust is slow to build and quick to lose. On what would have been my 10th wedding anniversary this is apt for me.

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@GoDC4u @OccupyDemocrats Please list all the things TFG has “won” since being turfed out of office.

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3 years

@Randombob18 @Gord76 @DominicRaab #lyingtoryscum

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4 years

@PLD2375 @Lisa95736802 @NavyGilbert @joshdcaplan Deplatforming lies is not influencing an election. Facebook is a private company and you have no argument. Lay off the caps lock also.

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1 year

@Planet_Earth23 @warriorofrad @BenWBriscoe @danwootton It’s the parasites formerly known as Saxe Coburg-Gotha who should be consigned to history. Meanwhile, wave your little plastic flag with glee. #serf

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4 years

@KerryAMc @HKrassenstein @realDonaldTrump Keep on fantasising. Don’t stop believing your imagination. In reality he sits around watching Fox, moans when his ego needs moisturising, and golfs at the weekend.

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2 years

@NadineDorries That’s not what happened Nads, we don’t elect Prime Ministers. #dimliz has no mandate and #spaffer isn’t coming back. #ELECTIONNOW #GTFTO

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3 years

@crystalwillseeu Tori Amos, in her “Y KANT TORI READ?” Phase.

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1 year

@CJ_96_UK @_Agenda2030 @BellaWallerstei @BrugesGroup That was before Brexit though.

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1 year

@dannyh33x @IsabelOakeshott While Oakeshott is a client journalist, with despicable views, meet Amanda, who proceeds to take online sewer journalism even lower.

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1 year

First Phillip Schofield and now Huw Edwards using the mental health card..

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3 years

@AConfedofDunces @LozzaFox Because they want to (go back to school.)

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1 year

@ToucheAdrian @SarahScb @JohnnyMercerUK @UKLabour @GBNEWS @GMB @SkyNewsBreak @piersmorgan @KayBurley The collapse of the US SubPrime Mortgage industry caused the global financial crash, not the Labour administration of 97-2010. Watch “The Big Short” and #StopLying

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9 months

@LaurenceLola2 @LozzaFox You did, with your “betraying the scripture” snipe. I intuit that you see marriage as a religious sacrament with no legal secular equivalent for Queer people. You’re entitled to your Bronze-Age worldview, but don’t push other people into adopting the same.

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4 years

@bibhashdash @YoMamaWally @EryqOuithaqueue @fecak @parlertakes Someone call the Serif!

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1 year

@KimberlyEliseC @KirstenTElliott @Miss_Snuffy I hope you’re secure in your Bronze-Age fantasy. What’s true for you is not by default true for everyone else.

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10 months

@deelomas Yes. They’re the spoils of imperialist plundering.

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3 years

@Charlamagne01 @YvonneBurdett3 Let’s not forget Mhairi Black, another straight talking firebrand of common sense.

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1 year

@PabloCarballedo @RpsAgainstTrump You’ve forgotten (conveniently) the sabre-rattling with North Korea and Iran? Let’s not forget however that he dropped the largest amount of ordinance in Afghanistan in 2019.

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9 months

@reklessX @cockwomblefree @WorldByWolf @astavrinides @Nigel_Farage Except they do, if you’d been to a hospital you’d have seen the posters advertising the fact that NHS treatment isn’t free for everyone. #GetInTheSea

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8 months

@LozzaFox You hate people of ethnicities different to your own so much that you’d advocate having them terminated at sea by UK armed forces? You’re #Pitiful

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1 year

@sophielouisecc You shouldn’t have to put up with threats or violence, no one should. The lies you tell, the bile you spew however invites that reaction from some. You’re a nasty piece of work and should consider your life choices while you’re still young and have time to change.

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1 year

@ArtCrunchy I don’t, as they’re plainly not, however there are more prominent right-wing voices in the media making much more noise combined than left-wing voices, ergo the media is predominantly right-wing. I should have clarified this in my previous tweet.

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3 years

Dear Tweeps. Happy Christmas one and all. Thanks for the laughs this year, and the chats, and the understanding that while we sail in different boats we are all in the same storm. Here’s to a better 2022.X

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2 years

@SianHerfield @QueenofSpain @TheFemBat_ @Simpson17866 You know that some men can express it to?

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4 years

@jason_auburn @MrsSOsbourne @piersmorgan And for your next trick, condone racism. Go on, you can do it Champ! You’ve come so close.

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2 years

@AnnaHeimUK @sophielouisecc For thousands of years, families were large because life expectancy was low and infant mortality was expected.

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8 months

@stompintexan @TrumpDailyPosts Let’s not forget TFG’s lawyers @ SCOTUS this week claiming Jan 6th was a riot not an insurrection, and then immediately afterwards Colonel DickFingers claims it *was* an insurrection only it was led by Nancy Pelosi! #OrangeImbecile #FakePresident #FakeBillionaire

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4 years

@the_resistor England. The USA is handling the crisis worse than we are here, and we’re the biggest mess in Europe.

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3 years

@bopeeplinda @_PolitiCat Best frontman ever. I’m not a fan of Queen, but it’s plain to see he was beyond comparison.

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8 months

@MTJ_2000 @Nigel_Farage Anti-Woke Christian? You’re a walking fucking contradiction mate!

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3 years

@GeoffBrewer @Loriagne2 How has our “wonderful” Queen “suffered”? She hasn’t been sanctioned or become homeless. While her spouse has passed away at 99 years of age, this is neither cruel nor unusual. Just natural.

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1 year

@ThomasB25156823 @CalltoActivism TFG rode the coat-tails of 8 years of careful stewardship of the US economy after the subprime mortgage industry imploded and caused a global financial crisis. You didn’t forget that, did you?

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4 years

@Kyle8005882300 @JoeBiden Kyle prefers Hamberders with his Covfefe and admires the articulation of a frustrated three year old. Bet you can’t wait for how one-sides the debates are going to be, eh Kyle?

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1 year

@Nullen80 The Police will soon be wanting a word with this one, right? Seems like another Joshua Bonehill (if you remember that name, if not - look him up on Wikipedia.)

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1 year

@dav12426821 @G1910090398 @Livvers69 @PennyMordaunt You can’t have democracy either if transcendent events can’t be rolled back. Equally you can’t have a succession of unelected Prime Ministers claiming to enact “the will of the people” when they don’t allow the people to express their will. Do you understand that?

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2 years

@trussliz @Conservatives Sorry, unavailable. I’ve got a red hot chilli enema planned, which will be much more fun and significantly less painful.

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4 years

@The1cherrybomb @gartmartin9 @parlertakes Amazon Web Services makes much more revenue than Amazon Shopping, so much so that the former subsidises the latter. The term “uphill battle” has never been more apt.

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3 years

@missfizzy34 @hartleypubdog @susanstanwix I came here to say this too. Every child is different and develops at their own rate. I couldn’t sit up unaided until I was 16 months old, that wasn’t due to “lazy parenting.”

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1 year

@DavidJFoord @mrjamesob They’re not wrong though, are they? #13YearsOfIdiotGovernment

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@paulieeaton @Alan42716895 @bass4themasses @EssexPR And just below the intellectual level as well. Plants love it, I hear.

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3 years

@Beany_1 Back in the late 90’s, the IT director of the energy supplier I worked for insisted on staff wearing ties. A colleague threatened to take off his tie and drape it on his chair so the tie could do the job, if it was that important.

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@SheriffJayDubYa @AndyPlumb4 @JamesDalby87 But Christianity also started in the near Middle-East, and Jesus was a brown person. What makes Christianity as an imported Eastern religion more valid than Islam? #Clown #HistoricallyIgnorant #Potatriot

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@TinaDuryea @Anne_perpetual Up until 1930 in the UK at least, giving birth was the most dangerous thing a woman can do, for her and her unborn child/children.

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3 years

@SidtheSweep @angelneptustar @LanceForman @alikelman @trussliz @annietrev @TzipiHotovely @KwasiKwarteng @BorisJohnson You don’t understand satire, and don’t read Private Eye, do you? #idiot

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1 year

@hewentatthat Tell me which rights enshrined in the ECHR you’re personally most looking forwards to losing? Is it the right not to be tortured, or the right to not be imprisoned for doing something that wasn’t against the law when you did it?

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@LozzaFox You’re not MP for Uxbridge, or “the future prime Minister of the UK” - are you? - #714Votes #PoliticalJoke

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@MTJ_2000 @Nigel_Farage Stop fapping now, it’s never going to happen. #FrogFacedMoronHerder isn’t even an MP!

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2 years

@darrengrimes_ Baroness Thatcher, actually, was hated by the majority of the UK population. They didn’t mention that in the “A,B,C for Baby Tory Wannabes” did they? #craftywank

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@davesharp59 You’re brave and strong to speak out on this. Thankyou for doing so. #OnceAnAbusedChild #StillHealing

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4 years

@rohanrindani @GGranpapy @pajamagirl @savjeanelle @TheRightMelissa @axios @jonathanvswan @realDonaldTrump 45 continues his “Do-Nothing Dems” gimmick only because Mitch McConnell refuses to sign off on amendments submitted by Democrats. It’s pathetic.

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2 years

@Bad_Journalist2 @darrengrimes_ “Equality” and “respect” don’t feel like special treatment to me.

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3 years

@Parsleybear2010 Gary Moore hasn’t been around since 2011. Or were you referring to another Moore?

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3 years

@KathyLo56824537 @Covbluenose @EmilyThornberry That request might be a bit much of an ask. Sockpuppets are brainless by default, and the endless parroting of “bureaucratic unelected EU” is prime sockpuppetry.

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3 years

@CreekEss @stefanthinks But a little short for a Stormtrooper…

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2 years

@Ottojizzmark Tories. All of them.

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2 years

@QGuardWallet @SilverlakeAlex @jennifer_benge @EdKrassen Do you know where Europe is on a map?!

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3 years

@laughin_gall @witchblade_12 @eyejosh @OfficialTM_3 @SayeedaWarsi I’m not a parent but I’m not aware that kids come home from hospital with a crystal ball. Circumstances change for parents or are you too stupid or blinkered to recognise that?

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@lazyfred1971 All under the auspices of “delivering on the people’s priorities.” They’re cementing themselves in, and the Fixed Term Parliament act will be the next to go…

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4 years

@Bats1961 @TheBigCons Parody fucking government more like.

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1 year

@SamanthaMalin @georgialewis76 See this, and shudder.

70s Dinner Party food - in pictures

Pictures from the era of the showboat dinner party

www.theguardian.com

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4 years

@CantLetItbe @ida_skibenes You daughter has guts alright, the ribs are one of the most painful places to get inked.

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2 years

@IsabelOakeshott It’s only fair given the long list of targets the DM has gone after over the years. #judgementdue

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3 years

@Viking_Sarah_1 Yes, you are. I am getting an odour of “but why aren’t you helping British Kids?” from this. I think you’re doing a great thing renting out your house to a charity, and giving a home and a _start_ here.

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@LuckyHeronSay No. I am sorry for the loss of a matriarch, but that’s as far as it goes. They mean as much to me as I do to them. Mourning someone I never knew would be Performative and mawkish.

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3 years

@BarryVictor5 Former Guy or his Performative Jester Mike Lindell.

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1 year

@formerlyknow @SophieP25397 @Conservatives Whatever Tufton Street told her to say. You could call it a “speech”, you could call it a Sockpuppetry interlude and still be right. Soapy hasn’t an original thought in her head, just like Darren Grimes.

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@akafacehots @RpsAgainstTrump You need a lobotomy.

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1 year

@Nullen80 This woman is completely round the bend.

Figure 3 -Jacqueline Robinson, a.k.a. "Jacquie Phoenix." Phoenix...

Download scientific diagram | -Jacqueline Robinson, a.k.a. "Jacquie Phoenix." Phoenix habitually dresses in this manner, but the staff and "crystal" orb held here first appeared while Phoenix was...

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9 months

@cefnNabbler @Nigel_Farage Well, he’s incapable of getting elected as an MP, provenly so.

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1 year

@BrexitBuster @RachelG21879460 714 votes, the fucking right-wing melt.

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1 year

@sophielouisecc “Reality Star”? This is your next new cosplay persona sitting alongside “woman in politics”, “just a student”, “working class woman with learning difficulties”? #WarholWasWrong #15SecondsofFame

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2 years

@darrengrimes_ She’s 96, she’s running out of miles left on the clock. Have you grasped this yet? (With your other hand, obviously) #craftywank

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@oxford_dave @grasscutterham @tractorgirly @johnredwood There’s no provision for legal asylum claims to be issued, for instance, in France. The French offered the UK government such facilities and they refused the offer. This situation is contrived and maintained by #ToryScumGovernment as a distraction.

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@RVnGrammy @LakotaMan1 @CalltoActivism @ItsMeChrissilee Who ran the poll, who is being polled?

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