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Gormless Goon The Godless Yokel 🇺🇦

@GodlessEngineer

5 years

Oh shit... did you know that #Atheists just hate god and that's why they are an #atheist . Watch:

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Gormless Goon The Godless Yokel 🇺🇦

@GodlessEngineer

3 years

Transwomen are women. Transmen are men. If you don’t accept those two statements then you’re probably a transphobe.

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@GodlessEngineer

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If you voted republican, how can you manage to look at the women in your life and not feel like shit?

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@GodlessEngineer

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It's a total mind fuck to hear Christian apologists try to rationalize genocide in the Bible. 'The children were better off dead because they'd be pagan' Excuse me but, what the fuck???

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@GodlessEngineer

2 years

This is a lot of words to just tell someone you’re a violent racist.

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@GodlessEngineer

4 years

What. In. The. Snatch. Loving. Fuck.

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@GodlessEngineer

1 year

cis cisgender cis cisgender cis cisgender cis cisgender cis cisgender cis cisgender cis cisgender cis cisgender cis cisgender cis cisgender cis cisgender cis cisgender cis cisgender cis cisgender cis cisgender cis cisgender cis cisgender cis cisgender cis cisgender cis cisgender

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@GodlessEngineer

3 years

Fuck... Guise they cracked our code...

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@GodlessEngineer

4 years

I have found that the more I'm exposed to Christian apologetics I'm increasingly astounded by how bad the arguments are.

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@GodlessEngineer

4 years

Anyone that tells you Christianity isn't based on fear, is wrong.

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@GodlessEngineer

5 months

There is no historical evidence that proves Jesus was even crucified.

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@GodlessEngineer

4 years

tomorrow, A teacher at a Christian school has asked me to talk in his Bible class. Not about the Bible but about why I'm not a Christian.

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@GodlessEngineer

7 years

@Matt_Dillahunty @shoe0nhead @ArmouredSkeptic and sargon ... all in a room ... awesome

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@GodlessEngineer

3 years

Is it just me or fuck antivaxxers?

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@GodlessEngineer

5 years

Well, you should really learn how to spell in your native language before you try to take on another language.

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@GodlessEngineer

2 years

So like...why do Christians fetishize being persecuted?

Christian Nightmares

@ChristnNitemare

2 years

Good morning!

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@GodlessEngineer

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Literally not. If Jesus was historical, he wasn’t born in December. The reason for the season is axial tilt…

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@GodlessEngineer

4 years

What exactly is a day of prayer going to accomplish?

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@GodlessEngineer

4 years

So... had a zoom call with Ray Comfort... Me: In the Bible, God commands the Israelites to murder people. Ray: But to you god is fictional so he didn't do that. Me: ... In the context of the story in the bible... he did that... Ray: But he didn't according to you! Me: ugh

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@GodlessEngineer

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|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| | Climate change is real. | | The earth is a sphere. | | Gravity is real. | |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•◡•) / \ / --- | |

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@GodlessEngineer

3 years

Don't expect me to remain friends with you if you treat my wife like shit...

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@GodlessEngineer

6 years

Trump: "I use many stats" Reporter: "What stats are those?" Trump: "I use many stats" Reporter: "WHAT STATS?" Trump: "SIT DOWN YOU'RE DONE... ONE QUESTION" the fuck you childish fucklet #FakeTrumpEmergency #TrumpFakeEmergency #FAKENationalEmergency

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@GodlessEngineer

3 years

Is there a bible verse that just drives you insane? Here's mine: Romans 1:20 "For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities have been clearly seen," IF SOMETHING IS CLEARLY SEEN THEN IT ISN'T FUCKING INVISIBLE.

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@GodlessEngineer

3 years

Why are people so upset over comic book characters being a part of the LGBTQ community? Other than bigotry, I don't know why you would be upset.

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@GodlessEngineer

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It’s the guns. It’s the guns. It’s the guns. It’s the guns. It’s the guns. It’s the guns. It’s the guns. It’s the guns. It’s the guns. It’s the guns. It’s the guns. It’s the guns. It’s the guns. It’s the guns. It’s the guns. It’s the guns. It’s the guns. It’s the guns.

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@GodlessEngineer

5 years

This is my position on the whole "why aren't you vegan" question...

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@GodlessEngineer

5 years

btw, Mother Teresa was a horrible person.

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@GodlessEngineer

4 years

So, @ge_kaitlyn and I tested positive for covid and we had to see a doctor to get some meds to manage the symptoms. The doc was talking to us about what we need to do and says "God gave us an immune system to fight this" If God did it, why did he do such a shitty job?

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@GodlessEngineer

2 years

Yeah, that’s what we’re doing

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@GodlessEngineer

3 years

This is the absolute most southern photo ever taken…

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@GodlessEngineer

5 years

was literally just told this on Facebook: Christian: " If God set you to be a walmart worker, thats where you’ll go." Me: "So, if you become a crackhead, then God wanted you to become a crackhead..." I'm currently waiting on an answer.

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Gormless Goon The Godless Yokel 🇺🇦

@GodlessEngineer

4 years

. @pastorlocke give your account to @hemantmehta

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@GodlessEngineer

7 years

#ShivesBy ... when you tweet someone then immediately block them before they can ask you questions about anything.

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@GodlessEngineer

3 years

I feel like one of the dumbest arguments for God is that "without God, math would have no meaning."

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@GodlessEngineer

4 years

Where the fuck are the tear gas guys now????

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@GodlessEngineer

4 years

Definitely the "science agenda"

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@GodlessEngineer

5 years

Here's some nightmare fuel... Wtf is this?

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@GodlessEngineer

1 year

I don’t get it

Paul Williams

@freemonotheist

1 year

Why I am not an atheist

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@GodlessEngineer

5 years

We are now Mr. Chloe lol

KC Gleason 🥥🌴

@ge_kaitlyn

5 years

We are now Mr. and Mrs. Engineer ❤️ @GodlessEngineer

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@GodlessEngineer

4 years

Please stop pushing ultra nationalism on our children. What the fuck is "patriotic education" if not indoctrination with ultra nationalism?

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@GodlessEngineer

2 years

I feel this…

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@GodlessEngineer

4 years

Just sayin

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@GodlessEngineer

5 years

MURICA ... FUCK YEAH!!! WE'RE GONNA KILL THESE MOTHERFUCKIN HURRICANES WITH BULLETS ... MURICA! ... FUCK YEAH!

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@GodlessEngineer

5 years

Jesus fucking christ

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@GodlessEngineer

5 years

Is this that how you guys do it up there @Shann_Q0 @paulogia0 @Can_Atheist @godless_mom

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@GodlessEngineer

4 years

Literally just heard this from a christian: "Woman came from the womb of man..."

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@GodlessEngineer

5 years

What species of Alien is this?

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@GodlessEngineer

3 years

FYI, There is no archeological evidence that confirms the Bible.

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@GodlessEngineer

3 years

Honestly, I think if you dehumanize an entire group of people by comparing them to a fraud, you probably don't deserve a humanist award.

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@GodlessEngineer

4 years

No true Scotsman like a motherfucker

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@GodlessEngineer

3 years

Tell me you’re a POS without telling me you’re a POS…

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@GodlessEngineer

3 years

Can anyone count the number of times that Christians have had to flee their state because atheists were planning on physically assaulting them? Who is the persecuted group again?

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@GodlessEngineer

5 years

I mean, I'm not sure how to make this any more gay. @ge_kaitlyn

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@GodlessEngineer

2 years

. @ConSelfOwns …

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@GodlessEngineer

4 years

You don't fucking own women.

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@GodlessEngineer

5 years

Ding ding dipshit people died from simple stuff back then that we now have vaccines for.

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@GodlessEngineer

5 years

Can I get a vegan guy to confirm or deny this?

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@GodlessEngineer

5 years

Happy Dad Day to all the Godless Dads out there! @paulogia0 @VicedRhino @telltaleatheist @Prophet_of_Zod @digi_hammurabi @FatherSkeptic @FightFlat @DukeBonanza and anyone else out there that I may have missed

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@GodlessEngineer

3 years

Is today when Jesus resurrects and tells us to find all his eggs?

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@GodlessEngineer

3 years

Excuse me, what the fuck nature? @CreepyCrawly8

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@GodlessEngineer

4 years

Omg yes...

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@GodlessEngineer

5 years

2 + 2 = Jesus What is the diameter of Earth...Jesus How do I bake a cake ... Jesus

Quick-Answers.com

@quick_answers

5 years

Jesus is Jesus was and Jesus will always be the answer to your every question.

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@GodlessEngineer

5 years

Yeah... you're not making Americans look good with this... Canada is terrible? He was nothing but nice to you. Maybe stop fucking speeding or shut the fuck up and take the goddamn ticket.

Macey Estrella

@LimitlessMacey

5 years

1.Canada is terrible.🇺🇸 2. You know Exactly who I am. 3. You will be speaking to my lawyer. 💅👒 #YaNasty

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@GodlessEngineer

3 years

I did not leave faith because of sex. Being a Christian also didn’t prevent me from having both faith and premarital sex. Religion, especially Christianity, is toxic when it comes to sex and relationships. Many need therapy to overcome these toxic ideas.

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@GodlessEngineer

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How fucked up is it that a white bro kills 10 people in a supermarket and gets taken alive and shit while the police are more than willing to kill people of color for the smallest infringement? Like, what in the fucking hell?

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@GodlessEngineer

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Every Fucking Day

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@GodlessEngineer

3 years

Praying doesn't do shit. How is a prayer gonna stop the bombs? How is a prayer gonna stop the troops from invading? Prayer doesn't do shit.

Governor Kay Ivey

@GovernorKayIvey

3 years

Pray for the people of Ukraine!

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@GodlessEngineer

4 years

I don't speak "coked-up-shithead" ... what does this mean?

Donald Trump Jr.

@DonaldJTrumpJr

4 years

Okay, finally got around to making my electoral map prediction. #2020Election #VOTE

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I was so, so horrified... Who the fuck are you?

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@GodlessEngineer

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Nobody says "science did it" Scientific / Natural explanations are just that, actual explanations of phenomena. "God Did It" is not an explanation for anything.

Capturing Christianity

@CapturingChrist

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"Science did it" is not better than "God did it."

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@GodlessEngineer

3 years

This is some fuckin bullshit right here

FOX5 Las Vegas

@FOX5Vegas

3 years

A 20-year-old man who pleaded guilty to rape and sex abuse of four teenage girls will face no jail time. DETAILS:

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@GodlessEngineer

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Because I'm a fuckin adult...

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@GodlessEngineer

1 year

Just a reminder about the foundation of Christianity... #christian #PalmSunday2023 #PalmSunday #Christianity #atheist #Atheism

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@GodlessEngineer

4 years

What???

Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody)

@DaveClips

4 years

History lesson with Dave Rubin: "Jesus was around a lot of Muslims"

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@GodlessEngineer

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Just to be clear, no amount of concentrated prayer is going to convert me to Christianity.

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@GodlessEngineer

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Holy fuckin shit... at what point do you arrest this motherfucker.

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

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The audio of Trump demanding the Georgia secretary of state “find” enough votes so his loss to Biden can be overturned needs to be heard to be believed

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@GodlessEngineer

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This is fucking disgusting... NOBODY should support Liberty University.

Eric Umansky

@ericuman

3 years

BREAKING: Liberty University, founded by Jerry Falwell, threatened to punish students who reported being raped. An official told us he was just fired for raising concerns. He called it “conspiracy of silence.” By @hannah_dreyfus

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@GodlessEngineer

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Rare footage of @VicedRhino

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@GodlessEngineer

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You should really take the "humanist" out of your description if you're going to continue being a hot bag of trash

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@GodlessEngineer

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So if eliminating porn would stop sex trafficking, would eliminating churches end pedophilia and child molestation?

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@GodlessEngineer

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@davidcsmalley confronts self-described humanist @MrAtheistPants about his hot takes on why he's considering voting Red. "Police Brutality is not a problem" "George Floyd was human garbage. It's not such a terrible thing that he's dead. " Full podcast:

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@GodlessEngineer

4 years

Where is your proof that he won by a landslide?

Pastor Greg Locke 🇮🇱

@pastorlocke

4 years

@realScottWargin Well seeing how Trump will remain President and won by an overwhelming landslide, I’m good.

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@GodlessEngineer

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Anyone who saw "God's Not Dead" knows you're brain damaged.

Dean Cain

@RealDeanCain

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Spent most of the day on planes, breathing my own co2. I think i May be dain bramaged...

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@GodlessEngineer

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If you're planning on protesting the #MASA conference we have put together some important tips for you to keep in mind while protesting. These are violent people so please be cautious. #AntiNIFB @ge_kaitlyn @Shann_Q0 @DearMrAtheist @TheAtheistR

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@GodlessEngineer

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You mean raped...

New York Post

@nypost

4 years

UK mom reportedly had sex with boy, 14, after luring him, a pal to her home

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@GodlessEngineer

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Your free speech wasn't violated. Don't want to be thrown out of places? Stop teaching your kids to be fucking hateful.

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@GodlessEngineer

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The Gospels are fictional accounts with little to no connection to actual history.

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@GodlessEngineer

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Fuck you @elonmusk

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@GodlessEngineer

5 years

ummmm... I would totally watch Feuerstein get demolished on climate change by a highschool student.

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@GodlessEngineer

3 years

Any christians out there, how do you explain Numbers 31 and still think your God is omnibenevolent?

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@GodlessEngineer

4 years

Well that's fuckin dumb

jordan

@JordanUhl

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@GodlessEngineer

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Life is not absurd if you don't believe in a God. Life means more without a god belief because this is the only life you get. Find your own purpose. Find your own meaning. Don't let a "god" dictate that... watch:

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@GodlessEngineer

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Creationism was literally put on trial and it lost.

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@GodlessEngineer

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Sin isn't real and you shouldn't feel guilty for simply being human. #atheism #atheist

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@GodlessEngineer

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Add this to the list of reasons why not everyone should have a fucking gun. hope that redneck got arrested.

Andre Delamare 🇳🇿🇺🇦🌊

@delanightmares

4 years

Man shoots at driver who accidentally turned down his driveway. Gotta love America's insane gun culture 😳 The crazy gun toting idiot was arrested for aggravated assault

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@GodlessEngineer

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Everyone loves the first amendment till your favorite health class teacher gets in trouble for telling children God will help them control their hormones. #FirstAmendment #SeparationOfChurchAndState

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@GodlessEngineer

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You don't need high-capacity assault-style weapons to hunt. Your hillbilly ass is also not going to defeat the US military with whatever fucking arsenal you can build. You don't need these fucking weapons.

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@GodlessEngineer

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@ApostateProphet I'll never understand going face-down ass-up for any deity...

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@GodlessEngineer

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Jesus fucking Christ ... @ge_kaitlyn

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