David C. Smalley @davidcsmalley Twitter profile

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3 years

How did I just find @jackiekashian ? I love this. Please follow her.

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I love everything about this. ⁦ @ChrisCuomo ⁩

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OMG. @VanJones68 Just nailed it. Please RT. This is 100% what I’ve been saying, along with @adamcarolla @joerogan @RubinReport @peterboghossian @ConceptualJames @BretWeinstein & @DennisPrager

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What do you think about this man’s view about having a safe environment in Colleges?

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Today, I officially left the Democratic Party. I filed as an Independent due to the DNC’s overwhelming focus on God, forcing votes through that lost at the DNC, their internal corruption, & support for violent protesters like AntiFa. I’m a Liberal. But no longer a Democrat.

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I like @AndrewYang . He follows me on Twitter. I’m honored. I’m skeptical of the $1K/mo and want to share his reasoning with my listeners. But my attempts to get him on my podcast have failed. Why? #YangGang #Yang Just 30 mins Andrew! 🤘🏼DM me.

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First, it was a hoax. Then, he didn’t do it. Then, he didn’t do it that way. Then, he did it but for good reasons. Then, the reasons didn’t matter. Now, nothing is impeachable if the president believes it’s good. #WeWantDocuments #WeWantWitnesess #cantmakeitup #impeachment

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I don’t care how many followers I lose. I’m sick of hiding who I really am. I’ve thought this for a long time, and I finally have the courage to say it. Raisins belong in cookies and pineapples belong on pizza.

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53 Republicans that were entrusted by the people to represent them, just voted AGAINST seeing evidence, White House documents, and hearing from witnesses who claim to have direct involvement in Trump’s action. This is disgusting. #ImpeachmentDay

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Me: "Are you vaccinated?" Republicans: "That's a private medical question!" Me: "Can you wear this mask?" Republicans: "You're infringing on my rights!" Transwoman: *walks toward bathroom. Republicans: "Hey! Let me see your vagina!"

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Anti-Maskers. Do you even Bible?

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We’re once again over 100K cases per day, and 20% of hospitalizations are fully vaccinated, but not boosted. - @PeterHotez This a 3-dose vaccine. Please get your booster as soon as you’re eligible.

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Things we shouldn’t have to say in 2018: The earth is not flat. Evolution is not up for debate. The stars do not determine your personality. Vaccines are safe and necessary. Homeopathy is not medical treatment. Don't fear Hell. There isn't one.

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You believe God gave me logic & morality. Yet he will send me to Hell for rejecting his book that is illogical & immoral. That's like trashing a computer for doing exactly what you programmed it to do.

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Trump: "I lied because I didn't wanna cause panic." Also Trump: "Biden will cause heart attacks, suicides, and depression, if he is President, suburbs will disappear, you'll lose your jobs, thugs will run the streets, and anarchist mobs will destroy your neighborhoods."

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I’m really sick of hearing “You have your facts and I have my facts.” No. I have government sources & certified documented evidence. You have conspiracy horse shit. We are not the same.

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7 years

Consider this foreshadowing, Republicans. We're 100% done with your shit. #AlabamaSenateElection

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How can we be feminists, advocating for the strength, power, equality, and independence of women, while simultaneously carrying the narrative that a woman may be so fragile, that a touch on the back can destroy her sexuality and should be considered assault?

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When Christians get braces for their kid, are they admitting God made a mistake, or are they interfering with God’s will in vain?

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4 years

Notice, when Biden is asked for a plan, he gives a plan, steps, and examples. When Trump is asked for a plan, he just tells you what he wants, says it’s coming soon, and then blames Obama. #Debates202O #DebateTonight

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Christian morals?

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So proud to be w/ @LeahRemini & @MikeRinder Exposing Scientology in NYC Jan 16th. Get caught up on #ScientologyTheAftermath via @iTunes

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Dear Christians, please stop referring to your former rebellious teenage years of rock 'n' roll, weed, and lack of church as "atheism."

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@bubbaprog 100% fake. Desantis clip was from 1 yr ago at a press conference about a different issue. This is BS propaganda misinformation. Pls do better.

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. @Eminem just dropped an album for grown ass people who still like rap without lean, purp & ice without being a shit factory, pumping out terrible music for yachts. Thank you Em. Seriously. #KAMIKAZE

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Hey White Nationalists, would you be willing to take a DNA test to show your "purity"? Spoiler alert, there's a little African in there.

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@PaulyShore @TheComedyStore Thank you @PaulyShore . I know it’s tough right now, just remember the many people around you who love and support you & and the entire family at @TheComedyStore . You’re in my thoughts.

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Trump got a court to hide his finances from the public. He blocked his taxes from being released. He blocked 13 subpoenas for witnesses. He blocked The House from viewing subpoenaed documents. He is now blocking his Security Advisor from testifying. But he’s innocent.

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For conservatives confused about why I support Twitter’s right to ban Trump, but not a Baker’s right to refuse a gay couple: One is about terms you agreed to, followed by behaviors that violated them. The other is discrimination based on who you are.

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After my son’s memorial service in Santa Monica today, his friends gave him 1 last ride, by carrying his ashes. I appreciate these guys so much. This was the best way to honor Brayden.

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When my post is anti-Trump, I'm a regressive SJW. When it's against ANTIFA violence, I'm a Nazi sympathizer. Your labels are meaningless.

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7 years

I guess the Republicans are done with him.

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2 years

PLEASE WATCH & SHARE.

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Imagine calling yourself a patriot. Being proud of that flag, honoring our soldiers, bleeding red, white, and blue & claiming to love America. And then not wanting to know if a criminal was leading her; so you block witnesses, phone records, and documents. #WeWantWitnesess

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“The #coronavirus is 20 times more deadly than the flu.” And... “98% of people with Coronavirus survive.” Are both true statements. It’s all perspective. Don’t freak out. Wash your damn hands.

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Today would have been my son’s 21st birthday. This is no doubt, the hardest Thanksgiving. If for some reason you’re not speaking to someone you love, please reach out. Peace > Pride. I love you, son. RIP.

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8 years

As a strong @BernieSanders supporter, I've just decided to vote for @HillaryClinton . We CANNOT afford another Scalia on SCOTUS. #debates

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Liberals: “Why are you anti-abortion?” Conservatives: “We should protect the vulnerable at all costs!” Liberals: “So you’ll wear a mask?” Conservatives: “No, that’s my personal choice. The government has no business controlling my body.”

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It rained on Trump’s inauguration. Followed by a plague. This is a photo from Biden’s. If you actually believe in God, I don’t think he’s being subtle.

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Trumpers are calling for Civil War, saying “Liberals won’t stand a chance in a real fight.” Bitch, we’ll shut off your WiFi.

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@bennyjohnson 😅 these replies. Y’all act like they said it’s only for gay people now. Jesus. Let people live how they want to and enjoy your damn beer. Snowflakes.

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8 years

Well that was fun. I think we all learned a lot from the #GOPDebate . As in: why to vote democrat in 2016.

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2 years

If Liberals really had the power that right wing conspiracy theorists claim, every state would be blue, guns would be restricted, churches would pay taxes, healthcare & education would be free, housing would be a right, & zero public dollars would go towards religion.

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4 years

Can we stop acting like the doomsday preppers had it right all along? I’ve been self isolating for 16 days and I still don’t need an AR15, a 60 gallon drum of beans, a bunker, or a machete.

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If Trump concedes, the donations to cover his campaign debt will stop. This is not about fraud. It’s about tricking uneducated populations into tithing for their leader who’s making the ultimate sacrifice for them. Sound familiar?

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4 years

So many of you reached out with love and kindness, and I can’t thank you enough. I’ve been with Brandy and Talissa since the incident and we’re working through the details and mourning together. We appreciate all the love you’ve sent our way. Thank you.

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After 20 treatments, my mom just beat breast cancer. A huge thank you to all the doctors, scientists, and medical professionals in Texas who took such good care of her during the fight.

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5 years

@AndrewYang wanna join me as a call in guest to my podcast? I can work around your schedule.

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6 years

If you’re ashamed of Unite the Right and violent assholes with tiki torches, while also being embarrassed by the Left’s “all cops are racist” chants and violent Antifa hissy fits, don’t feel disenfranchised. You’re just reasonable. Welcome to the New Center. You belong.

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4 years

I hate everything about Trump. The way he treats his wife. The way he disregards laws, and then holds others accountable. His treatment of free speech. His arrogance. His bullying. His racism. His treatment of Mexican kids. His ignorance. His act of being a genius. I hate him.

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2 years

Last time oil was $118/ barrel, avg gas price was $3.83. Today it’s $118 and yet the avg gas price is $5.11. The problem is not the war. The problem is not supply. The problem is unchecked corporate greed, spineless politicians, & $35B profits for oil companies in 3 months.

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4 years

Grief isn’t really in stages. It comes in waves, for what feels like forever.

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6 years

Regardless of where you are on the political spectrum, & whether or not you believe the sexual allegations against #Kavanaugh you must admit that his child-like temperament during that hearing at least means there is someone else better suited for the highest court in our nation.

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I’m not anti-Christianity. I just think good Christians can do even more good for more people if they embrace Humanism, and drop the divisive views in the Bible. That doesn’t seem like an extreme view to me. It’s just wanting the most good for humanity.

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Trump could say The angel Moroni appeared to him and gave him a new Constitution on golden plates that only he can translate. (Pence saw the plates, so it’s cool.) And his followers would believe him. It’s that bad.

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I’m so proud of Talissa. She did enough work during Covid to skip 11th grade! She’s officially a Senior in High School with a 4.0! She’s on pace to graduate before May, so she’ll still be 16, heading to college. This young woman is a beast. And most of us knew it a long time ago.

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. @HillaryClinton just invoked 9/11 in response to her SuperPac & Wall Street. She's never sounded more republican. #DemDebate

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For anyone thinking Trump “can’t” delay the election: He also can’t... Gas peaceful protestors Refuse to show his taxes Ask foreign nations for political help Refuse subpoenas Hide public info as ‘classified’ Profit from the presidency Use Nazi symbols in ads But he did.

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Susan: Thank you Vice President Pence. Pence: You’re welcome. I’d now like to begin my audiobook. Susan: Thank you. Your time’s up. Pence: Chapter 1... #VPDebate

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Covid is rising in all 50 states, the Delta variant is fighting the vaccine, we had a hearing today on the Jan 6 attack, & Women's Rights are being reconsidered by the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade. It's all the same suspects. And that's why your belief is my business.

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I know I’m supposed to be the nice guy. But I’m so sick of Christians pretending to be “all about science.” No you’re not. The core of your faith, from Jesus’ healing powers, to the resurrection, to walking on water, to raising Lazarus from the dead, all defies basic physics.

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Moral outrage doesn’t equal moral superiority.

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To be clear: Trump could molest a child and murder her dog with a pitchfork on live television; but unless 2/3 of Republicans are willing to risk their careers by voting against him, he keeps his job. Don’t ever say America is the greatest. We’re shackled by partisan greed.

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I firmly believe that @realDonaldTrump is an atheist, but he got there for all the wrong reasons. It's not logic, or reason, or critical thinking, but rather his own ego that dissolves his faith. And yes, as an atheist myself, I'd rather vote for a moral Christian in @JoeBiden .

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Atheists 2 years ago: We need free speech even if it’s unpopular! Atheists today: He said something unpopular, trash him & get him fired!

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4 years

They did it. Bye Felicia.

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5 years

Believe it or not, @billburr had an amazing rant about our tax system on this week’s Monday morning podcast. Everyone should check it out. But my favorite line was “learn how to fix a fucking robot’s ACL or something.“ Gold.

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Guys, give Republicans a break. All they want is a small government that doesn’t control you unless you’re a woman or gay & low taxes w/ trillions of military spending & for everyone to vote & own guns except people of color & to end cancel culture unless you insult Christianity.

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When Trump said “If Biden wins, the violent thugs will take over and you will not be safe” we had no idea he was talking about his supporters.

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9 years

Consider this my official endorsement of @BernieSanders for President of the United States. #DemDebate

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You can come on my podcast & insult me, mock me for trusting science, & laugh because I got vaccinated. That's fine. But what you won't do, is spew unchecked horseshit & set ground rules for how my show will operate. A Q-Anon snowlfake just learned that the hard way on #DCS 536.

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Guys, if you get Covid, just get in your helicopter, go to your private floor at your local hospital, get top-notch drugs not available to others, drive around the block, avoid answering questions about your health, and boom, you're cured. See? Nothing to fear. #TrumpCovid19

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6 years

10 years ago, when I saw someone talking to themselves I thought they were crazy. Now I just assume they have technology I can’t afford.

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6 years

To the 85 trolls who show up to be hateful on my posts: Why do you vanish when I post about my charity event, or a GoFundMe for a friend who died? If you put half the energy into doing good for the world, as you do trying to destroy others, you might see the progress you want.

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Someone please explain to me why a business can take thousands of dollars from me in 3 seconds with a swipe of my magic watch, but when it’s time for my $300 refund, it takes 7-21 business years, and has to be delivered by a Puritan on a donkey?

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Americans: “Free healthcare? Then my taxes will go up!” Also Americans: $538/mo Insurance $12,500 Deductible $60 Copays $128 Prescriptions Only covers 60% of your bills Rushed unconscious to an “out of network” ER? $2,500 Ambulance $1,267 Supplies 100% Out of Pocket

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I’d like to go on record with a prediction. Trump will recover, rather quickly, and then make a super arrogant statement about his awesomeness, followed by an extremely insensitive & offensive statement about the people who have died.

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What do you think about forcing politicians to retire at 65 so that 83-year-olds aren’t making policies for future generations? I think there are decent arguments on both sides. Keep it peaceful in the comments.

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Why is there a growing number of jackasses with their noses sticking out of their masks? Are you confused about how air comes out of your face?

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My Dad died 2 days ago. Here we are at what I can only assume is my first comedy show. I miss you, man.

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Of all my debates, no Christian has ever called me a “douchebag” “asshole” or “piece of shit.” The outrage cult is worse than any religion.

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You typically don’t test positive until you’ve had the virus for 3 to 5 days. This means at the very moment that Trump was mocking Biden on stage for wearing a mask and bragging about only being around people who were tested, he was literally infected with Covid.

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Imagine all the people praising God today, as he watches thousands lay in hospitals struggling to breathe. So this #Easter , let’s thank those who actually #sacrifice : the #healthcare professionals who risk their lives doing God’s work, while he hides in quarentine. #Heroes

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One of the few people I was star struck to meet. James Randi had 92 years of debunking nonsense and inspiring millions. This man won at life. Not that you can read this, but goodbye sir. And thank you for your service to skepticism. ⁦ @jref ⁩

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For Christians to be good humans, they have to be bad at Christianity.

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The kicker for the Ravens said "trusting God" is how he made a record-setting 66-yard field goal. That explains why so many people are dying of Covid, and thousands of people starve to death. God's watching football.

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We live in a country where you can be on your parents’ insurance until you’re 26, you can’t rent a car until you’re 25. You can’t buy a beer until you’re 21. But you can own a rapid fire semi-automatic weapon while you’re in high school at 18. #GunReformNow

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It’s ironic that the Republicans are whining about how “partisan” this is; yet it is precisely along party lines that evidence and witnesses are being blocked. One party wants information for a fair trial. The other wants that all hidden. #WeWantWitnessesAndDocuments

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The difference in leadership is staggering. I miss @BarackObama . #TrumpPressConf #Trump #coronavirus

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When you hear “Cruz” or “Graham” presenting a question, you can bet there’s gonna be some conspiracy fuckery. Let’s listen for Biden, Burisma, Clinton, Lizard People, Illuminati, or Faked moon landings. #WeWantWitnessesAndDocuments

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I'm hearing everyone else make promises during the #DemDebate . But I hear @BernieSanders talk about the work we all need to do. I'm ready.

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When @HillaryClinton says she wants to end "the mass incarceration of blacks" she leaves out "that my husband & I helped start." #DemDebate

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Life begins at conception. Ok, and digestion begins in the mouth. By Pro-Life logic, the moment you bite a sandwich, you're eating shit.

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4 years

How is Trump both “dumb” and “manipulating millions” of people at the same time? Well, if you want to trick a 5 yr old, all you need to be is 6.

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. @HillaryClinton just stopped accepting donations from private prisons 4 months ago, after pressure. @BernieSanders never has. #DemDebate

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3 years

Talissa & I just tested positive for Covid. We’re exactly 6 months from our 2nd Pfizer shot. Chills, cough, body aches, and massive headaches. I lost taste & smell. We’re in good spirits, and have a lot of Uno to play. Please get your booster ASAP. ✌🏼

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I just had an SJW patron threaten her pledge for me to ‘change my attitude.’ She told me what my podcast should avoid discussing, and that I “could be doing some good” with my platform. As if I’m not. So I cancelled her payments & refunded her money. Anyone wanna replace her?

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You know, @Twitter could do the U.S. a glorious service & just delete @realDonaldTrump ’s account like they did Alex Jones & every other conspiracy theorist who was inciting civil unrest. It’s not #CancelCulture , it’s refusing to be a platform for spreading hate and lies.

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