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New Album “Mission Sad Boi” is out now

San Francisco, CA
Joined March 2009
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@NanosauR
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28 days
My set times for @sfoutsidelands 8/10 & 8/11 ✨🖤
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6 years
Why isn’t anyone talking about how Marshawn Lynch has his own cell phone network and is giving 3,000 free cellphones with 3 months of free service to the homeless populations in the Oakland and Seattle areas.
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4 years
Thinking about cream cheese and jalapeño bolillos 😍
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6 years
I made something for the culture. 🖕🏽👮🏼‍♂️👨🏼‍⚖️🕵🏼‍♂️
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6 years
A strip club filled with succulents and soft pastel lighting called Assthetics
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9 years
First day of October got me like http://t.co/HaBgvgqofW
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4 years
If you know, you know...
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4 years
I just stumbled onto this dude named Nuka Zeus that has been taking skin tanning injections and his YouTube is wild af 🤦🏾😭 peep his tattoos lmao
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5 years
@prinnyd33 @canihelpjew Mans was searching for “tushy” videos 😂😂😂😂😂
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5 years
BIG Oakland secret that the city 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣’𝙩 want you to know: the geese down at Lake Merritt are 𝐹𝑅𝐸𝐸. You 𝙘𝙖𝙣 take them 𝕙𝕠𝕞𝕖. I have 231 𝖌𝖊𝖊𝖘𝖊.
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6 years
Bruh LAST NIGHT a suspected white supremacist literally murdered a black woman on BART by slitting her throat then stabbed her sister at MacArthur station... how is this not being talked about???
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6 years
18 yr old female confirmed dead after random stabbing at the MacArthur BART Station. Her 20 year old sister was taken to Highland Hospital. Bart PD looking for a suspect described as a white male, 5'9" tall with blonde hair spiked on the side
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5 years
I can’t wait til it get cold so I can really start dressin
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5 years
Spongebob character as rappers:
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7 years
Lil Pump and Smoke Purp the new 🐐🐐's
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7 years
Nothing but protection for my @LILBTHEBASEDGOD
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8 years
Not being able to use the oven because thats where the pots and pans go #GrowingUpHispanic
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4 years
My dad has bars when it comes to custom paint jobs. 71 Impala
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I’ve been slowly trying to come out as a queer pansexual Latino Chicano male for the past 4 years and I think that it is finally time to come out and just say that I’m here and I am queer.
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5 years
The two worst gangs in Oakland are the geese down by Lake Merritt and the OPD
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4 years
Mans is living in 3020
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4 years
Everyone has seen the “Ya Guey” video aka “Édgars Fall” but have y’all seen “Édgars Revenge” ?!
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5 years
Imagine your girl leaving this make up print on your brand new white Pro Club tee. I couldn’t even be mad about it 🖼
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6 years
How it felt walking into any party in Brentwood
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How dudes from the Bay try to get at girls
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5 years
Yo Billie eilish looks exactly like Carl from Shameless
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5 years
All the merch that y’all were making in 2017/2018 ________________ / \ / /| 🌹|\ \ / / | | \ \ /__/ | | \___\ |_________ |
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6 years
Mans on BART is so lit that he’s eating ice cream with a lighter
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8 years
Dawg your wcw calls you bro
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4 years
Well shit
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4 years
Happy birthday Mac Dre
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5 years
What if we kissed in the great Bay Area power outage of October 2019
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7 years
Saw this posted at Eli's last night and wanted to share this to the Oakland community as well as the entire Bay Area. 🕵🏽
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4 years
This photo of Lake Merritt was taken today. The earth is healing. We are the virus.
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7 years
Bruh is my favorite gender neutral pronoun
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4 years
Remember when Doug and Skeeter dressed like David Byrnes
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6 years
This is honestly better than the Power Rangers show that I grew up watching in the 90s. Someone give them all the money.
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“MY HOOD ACADEMIA” Deku vs Kacchan 💥
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3 years
Had a stressful day, needed to roll up
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4 years
You can literally feel the drip hit him midway thru this
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9 years
2015 in a nutshell
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5 years
Finna make a kickstarter to buy one and fix all these damn potholes in Oakland, who got 5 on it
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5 years
Oakland, Walnut Creek, Brentwood, and Antioch
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6 years
So sad to hear of Anthony Bourdain passing. He was an icon that I greatly looked up to. Always very vocal about protecting undocumented immigrants in the service industry and an all around inspirational person. RIP. 🙏🏽
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3 years
A Vietnamese/Italian restaurant called 🍲Phởgeddabout It🤌🏽
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7 years
Me on Instagram vs me in real life
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7 years
If you play "Get Stupid" by Mac Dre exactly at 11:57:51 P.M. on new years eve, the beat will slap exactly at midnight. Start your 2018 off right.
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1 year
How have I never noticed until today that Rosalia looks exactly like Elvis Crespo 😂😂😂😂
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6 years
When Lil B said “Like a dad, like I’m rad, like I’m Brad, like I’m Chad Like she naked, and she flexin', bitch I’m rich”
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3 years
This is a real intersection lmao
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7 years
A bañana is a banana that I am going to eat tomorrow
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6 years
I fasho rather pay 3.25 for a small toothpaste from my corner store then pay 2.00 at the Walgreens because Walgreens ain’t gonna front me a pack of swishers and a pineapple Fanta til payday like Abdul does. Support your local corner stores.
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4 years
I love that Carnitas translates to “little meats”
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6 years
The budget breakdown of a 30-year-old who makes $33,300 a year and is excellent with money.
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6 years
3 weeks clean and sober today. 💪🏽🚫🥃
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5 years
It boggles my mind that Romans got statues made of them when they were completely flaccid
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3 years
When you identify as Baysexual
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Wolverines face is literally 2 (two) Batman’s kissing
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9 years
Pete Wentz doing the absolute most emo thing I've ever heard of hahahaha wtf
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8 years
@igotoneofthese @brandonnembhard @Breaking911 I have zero time for white supremacist sympathy you can miss me with anything close to that
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5 years
Kanye looks like a bus driver
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Baby fever but like in a “want to buy small Nike Cortez for them” way
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4 years
Techies in SF be like
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5 years
Hooked up YG with a mariachi group for summer jam yesterday 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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6 years
When you make a regional hit that goes viral
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6 years
She getting played by Cuco and Navs son
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Geggy (taylor’s version)
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This is why you don’t fuck with bums
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An opposite version of Pitchfork where musicians do reviews on music journalists.
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2 years
Damn I miss old San Francisco. I miss partying and smoking cigarettes in small apartment stairwells. I miss all the girls wearing fur coats. All the guys wearing hoodies one size too small but still looking great af. I miss listening to Girls and drinking rossi.
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4 years
Open for a surprise
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5 years
California be like _________ | | \🍷 ⚗️| \ 🌉 \ } 🏂 \ \ 🍅 \ \🎥 \ ) \ )🥑 ___(
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Bay Area people when they try to be supportive and emotional to others
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This is the original I just had to reformat it for meme layout
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This is the Mona Lisa of MySpace
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I just noticed that Malcolm in the Middle uses the Stussy font
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😍 Marisa Tomei appreciation tweet
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3 years
You’re in her dms, she’s under my Mexican tiger blanket
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4 years
*depressed borat voice* my life
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5 years
Fake Jordan logos always got hella ass lmao
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That’s so crazy that Miranda dated Logic on Sex and the City
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BRUH... TOPO CHICO IS MAKING A HARD SELTZER
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4 years
So can we remove the Christopher Columbus statue at Coit Tower, next? It was literally sculpted by one of Mussolini’s hand picked body guards.
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. @diplo has the best ending to a Nardwuar interview ever 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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7 years
Can y'all help me spot the difference because I'm very lost.
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Imagine going to Chernobyl and taking this pic 😂😂😂😂😂
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Just a friendly reminder that Prince was a @warriors fan
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My two sides
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4 years
Corona? WACK. The way we gotta stay inside? WACK. The fact that y’all are still going outside? WACK. The way Friday feels like a Monday? WACK. Me? I'M BORED AS FUCK.
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Bruh look at what I just received from my mom. 🥺🥰
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Can’t spell Puta without u
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7 years
Get in loser, we’re going window licking
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Wow I’ve literally never seen this photo until now. Rest In Peace Trayvon. It’s disgusting how certain news outlets only chose to show a photo of him flipping off the camera but never spoke on how he dreamt of becoming a pilot.
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Bruh Lord of the Rings is basically a long ass movie about returning jewelry
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2 years
Does anyone remember loosely plugging their headphones into their disc man so that it would only play the vocals
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6 years
You already know what time it is
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6 years
ATTN: all my non-Latin peoples out there that are having a fiesta or some kind of bbq/party, I’m available after 4pm if you need an authentic Mexican at your party for the low price of $100.00 an hr. I’m not promising anything but I might even be able to throw in a free cousin
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7 years
I was about to tweet that cherry tomatoes are like natures grapes but then I realized grapes are literally natures grapes
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5 years
Welp, it’s almost the weekend
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4 years
My brother is an actual genius for this A’s hat he customized
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4 years
My favorite tio passed yesterday due to COVID and I don’t think it really hit me until this morning. I had just checked up on him 20 mins prior to it happening and he was in stable condition. This shit is very real.
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When you the Wicked Chola of the West
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Comme Des Garçons lifts up the Nike Cortez:
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