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@GobeldyGooner
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Never not blowing kisses to my boys ever again
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@DanManCarney Buckle up buckaroo
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@lovp1x Ol girl said
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@YayAreaNews God dang it!
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@tree_j26 $4,775 for a burger, better come with someone to whip
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@PhoenixMercury @sophaller WNBA tryna hoe their way into viewership? Finally getting creative
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@MrMekzy_ Good to see the billion a year the US gives to Uganda is being equitably distributed and on necessary resources
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@MaxKriegerVG When life imitates art
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@sub80iq Women always have to self insert
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@ihvamps Imma be in that like
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@DISSOLVED__GIRL GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT, THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE
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@mrsballs69 I immediately get fully naked and jerk off in the cuck chair
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@ThePublicaNow Sometimes you just gotta grab life by the bobs and vegene
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@lporiginalg Both are just referencing black men’s unbelievably high crime rate
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@DoctorJonPaul Lmao yea better at crime maybe
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@NYSDBPOD He’s not beating the “shit his pants” allegations
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@Babygravy9 The world’s greatest species
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@GarbageHuman24 “Riding instructor” is the “jiu jitsu teacher” of the 80s
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@Jaimoesburner This is what liberals fear most
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@SomaKazima Me calling the police as soon as he ran away
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Oh they’re going by “bikers” now?
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@OwlLunch have you seen the racism India puts out? they give back at least as much
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@John_Mike_ Dude at the gay orgy who just needs a freakin’ minute
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@Howlingmutant0 Nah that would require the government to hold minorities accountable for their actions
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@mastergoobway Never thought I’d see such a full array of movie theater flashlights this year
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@ShitpostGate I know a killer deal when I see one
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@MomsPostingLs 1 ticket to the Pussy Carousel, please
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@LucasSWGirl MAKE IT LAME AND GAY
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@LarryHem1969 If I understand girl and gay culture, this dude is getting passed around that frat house like a fifth of soco at a college football pregame
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@lporiginalg She looks like she belongs in Ursula’s garden
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@MikeBeauvais @HamHock42 First he stole Donna, then he stole an election!
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@hayasaka_aryan Would 10/10 vote for whoever drops n word on tv
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@iFightForKids LGBTQ+ where the + stands for “plus a bunch of sick shit we don’t want to admit we’re into”
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@mugshawtys I don’t wanna fix her, I want her AS IS
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@DeIudedShaniqwa Not only are they/it LGBTQIA2S+ but they will also be the smartest, bravest, strongest Mary sue character which has no weaknesses or character flaws besides the discrimination they face
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@jilleeann_ So can the white fathers be disappointed their daughters married black guys, too?
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@karlimarulli Idk about yall but I LOUDLY shit, all over myself, for almost no reason
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Guess he needs to thai harder next time
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@WORLDSTAR Drake definitely more jewish than black
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@kentamichinomiy Their whole culture is based off GTA already
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@ForYouClips A black baby daddy
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@adamjacksonreal Original rizzler
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@FOREVER_SAINT “Oh I’m a dick sucker” is crazy😭😭
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@YumiMain @Outback BLACKED POV stills
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@DeathAngelUSA Just missing a 4th
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@NEPHEWRXK It’s short for Elongate
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@EverythingOOC Beautiful cumscapes
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@tyler02020202 They should reclassify and legalize cocaine as a weight loss drug
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@yongmimitos I’ve been doxxed
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@wayotworld But no free maintanence? No free lawn care? What did they expect, set them up to fail
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@mirooniaa It’s all fun and games until it swallows the stick too
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@hippojuicefilm Buddy, smashing so hard we’re gonna learn if the lobster hands can work a wheelchair
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@Muhsoci0factors Maybe mud huts aren’t such a bad thing after all
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@MorlockP “Bisexual” in that “I would let another girl eat me out, drunk” is just the same as prison gay
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@GoddessOfLs Proof men are the best: men become women and dominate everything from modeling to sport. Women become men and k i l l themselves
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@jemelehill The frat stars said:
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@key0nline Idk dude looks like you made her pretty horny
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@Howlingmutant0 Only when victimized
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@scousepie Better be a black dude with that fat white woman or else no one will take it seriously
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When trans girls came out I was honestly intrigued. Original gash has some major flaws that could definitely be improved upon.. but I never should’ve opened Pandora’s bussy
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@BasebaIlKing Anyone else thought she was about to make a name for herself or just me?
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@barstoolsports Better not see a fat girl in there
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@Nimbopill Damn he’s gonna get back shots from 2 black dudes before his chick
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@Howlingmutant0 Wild they give out free JO material like this. I didn’t even finish reading halfway before busting
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@GarbageHuman24 I would sneeze my boogers all over it
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@GarbageHuman23 Strong white names
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@MomsPostingLs The one in black is the star of that new horror movie Longtits
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@MomsPostingLs Why doesn’t the child’s father buy dinner
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@reddit_lies 99% of Reddit is 1 Aaron bushnell talking to bots and getting all hot and bothered for their approval
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@Howlingmutant0 I still fuck my couch
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@JhonnyWhite69 That’s me fully prepared
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@FromKulak @martianwyrdlord I’ve never seen tiddies cross their arms before
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@lporiginalg This image only succeeded in making me think all these things are cool
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@sunbeachbabex Nice tuck job homie
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@ClownWorld_ That had to be the most silent car ride in history after catching an ass whopping like that
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@Dapper_Det She’s gonna do less time for murder than a white guy who brakes on a gay crosswalk
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@3YearLetterman Gonna be a lot of broken arms, dislocated shoulders and zero SEC wins for this group
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@whstancil Yeah it’s probably only $350 tops - you showed her, Will!
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@u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d Missed Prime Day by this much 🤏🏼
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@notgwendalupe Jews making “thugs” out of quëërs since the late 80s
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@MomsPostingLs Granny wrote her out of the will for this
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@PatrickTapLaine This would prolapse my anus
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@MomsPostingLs Look how they treat the best black dad
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@ShitpostGate Pussy shame vs pussy confidence
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@ttmymoodb What the hell are we supposed to do with this?
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@USNFT Impeach Joe Biden tonight
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@MomsPostingLs Dude looks disgusted in himself
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@GarbageHuman24 Who did this first tattoo, an 8 year old?
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@iamyesyouareno Unless you live in a literal mud hut, you have benefitted from colonialism
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@Emmys We call them “our greatest strength” despite everyone knowing they’re responsible for the majority of violent crime, this is the type of chaos we are forced to endure
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@BurnerDontask Too quick to be caught but too fat to squeeze between a mailbox and a parked car is elite anti-ableism
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@WORLDSTAR Like opening a grilled cheese
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@HughJanus556 Nice hole brother
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