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They tore my ass apart over this

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I gave a baby moose some of my Adderall and now he's got the zoomies haha

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@danghentschel "Would you still take my class if I was a worm?"

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I'm never opening my heart up to anyone ever again.

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Just matched with my therapist on Tinder let's goooo

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Just matched with my therapist on Tinder let's goooo

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I'm gonna blow my brain out I'm really gonna do it this time

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Wow, a DDoS attack so advanced it's somehow able to target one specific Twitter Space while leaving the entire rest of the platform completely unaffected. A skeptic might call that impossible but the deviousness of these woke deep state leftists truly knows no bounds.

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HATERS and LOSERS in the comments don't want me to be happy. "sHe bReAcHeD HeR CoDe oF ConDuCt WheN ShE LeT YoU BrEacH HeR LaBiA MaJOrA" MIND YOUR BUSINESS

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WHAT'S IN THE ░B░I░O░

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"hey man, what kind of music do you like"

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I have to win her back. I can save this.

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@danghentschel "PS - this is me if you even care"

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@esjesjesj They always do this.

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@shecorp1 Gonna get insurance to pay for our dates

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@how_do_i_pdf Not an ounce of consistency between them. I feel like Linda recognizes how stupid he is but she has to fire emoji his tweets or she'll get fired

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@sussurrate My thoughts exactly

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What do you mean you don't know how to cook?!

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@esjesjesj Ahh lol so that's why Elon angrily subtweeted him from his alt

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@esjesjesj "It's a long list of advertisers that are coming back" The advertisers:

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@QuantumBoob Yes😭

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@rhetorusrex Story of my life

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Wow a lot of people wanna bang their therapists.

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@BirdRespecter Yeah no that's exactly the extent of his gamedev insight right there lmao.

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Just made a pizza what do you guys think (for men only, women plz don't respond)

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@budbuddyguy You sound just like my other therapist.

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This sim just got her first job

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@pjayevans Noooo thats meeee 😭

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@esjesjesj You can tell he bots his likes because he accuses everyone else of doing it too.

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@SAMOYEDCORE "My desire to bonerise ebony chicks" is such a Cybersmith thing to say

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Guh. The ice cream I had for breakfast and the fruit roll-ups I had for dinner made my stomach hurt for some reason 😥

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@punishedpants It's true. Genghis Khan was autistic.

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@scrumble_eggs I need that shirt so bad. Women will never talk to me if I don't have that shirt

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@airbagged All those anime designs are completely generic and 100% forgettable and unrecognizable for who they're supposed to represent even within their context. Jen's designs would be recognizable even to people who have never seen a video game in their entire life.

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@esjesjesj @SouthpawLeftist This is, without question, the least surprising thing that's ever been tweeted.

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@SomeTweeter420 Yeahh I have this problem too, it really sucks. I just inhale it and then I'm stuck sitting there looking stupid

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@Kurisu______ Don't enable her.

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This is the gun that iced Shinzo Abe btw

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@BirdRespecter Guy who's definitely playing Diablo all alone right now:

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@nutscrapings Finally

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🥰 Happy Mother’s Day 🥰

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@WhackNicholson He has such a beautiful mind.

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@PineCellar My "I didn't cum on my cat" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt. So I'm taking this shit to LinkedIn

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@OnlyAWorldAway Ah.. I do not like these vibes at all

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@VerdantMischief She has that effect on people. One of the reasons I love her

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@esjesjesj He tweeted from his alt about how good the algo is, then he went and agreed with it on his main, then he used his alt to tell him that he's doing a good job 💀

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What's wrong Elon, are the bots you made to auto engage with any of your activity giving you problems?

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Guys I've been seeing her for like five years, she knows me. I was trying to diffuse the tension with humor to try to charm her. It's one of my "moves".

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@shaun_vids I mean

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Boom, see? Only took a quarter hour

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I'm so good at getting 17 likes

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@esjesjesj Oh look, more games he clearly hasn't played.

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@dane_also Don't shit in my cut dane

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@schizarella I've heard reports that she let him work it, and that he put his thang down, flipped it and reversed it.

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@justinboldaji They used to let dudes rock

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@schizarella The irony.

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This account with 100 tweets who never mentioned boxing or Imane before until earlier today is gonna start a GFM for "legal expenses" and you're all gonna fall for it btw.

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I went to school with someone who went on to become a pretty prominent figure in the CG/VFX community who at one point took out one of the mouse balls of the school computers and cleaned it in their mouth. They got sick and missed a week of school because of it.

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The napkins from this place always make me laugh when I turn them upside down.

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@esjesjesj Idk why they're too scared to say it on X, the Everything App. No one here gets punished for it.

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Hey, guy who just retweeted me to his 8 followers. Thanks for basically nothing, asshole.

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@psychic_pussy69 I keep hoping I'll wake up any minute to find it's just a nightmare, and yet..

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@jpbrammer

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@punishedpants They can all go

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Having 8 million of our dedicated bots that we use to artificially inflate platform engagement metrics was too many. Maybe 1 million will be a more believable number.

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@generalslug Ahhh thank you! That's so cute, what a good boi. Now I don't feel so bad for laughing at him. He did look genuinely confused at times though, which is kinda funny

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@blandCinema He uploaded the same comic three times

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@shaun_vids @BriannaWu Wanting the people doing genocide to simply stop doing that is "extremist". Interesting.

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Hey can you guys please send me 8000 more pictures of James Gandolfini they're really helping

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@halomancer1 They're scrambling!

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@danghentschel You're a pediatrician, Dan.

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@esjesjesj He goes so far out of his way to accuse someone else of doing something that he's obviously doing himself. He's so awkward about it

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@CantEverDie Classic beer person

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@CantEverDie May he never know peace.

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@esjesjesj Funny thing for a guy who's received billions of dollars directly from the government to say.

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@kenzianidiot Wow, how did both of you get my journal entry.

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Ouughg you fkers lied to me

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Bologna doesn't "go bad", right? Like if I left it in my car for a week?

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@EmmaTolkin Jack Nicholson, famously one-dimensional.

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@esjesjesj Elon: "Grok, please tell me you've seen Evangelion" Grok: "NERV"

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To anyone who has been able to get into any Spaces, I have some news for you. You might want to sit down for this

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Y'all fw grilled cheese and tomato soup?

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I just found out this is pee???

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@danghentschel Was your child's birth on IMAX? Doubt it.

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@GianmarcoSoresi I stole this

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Youuu are becomiiiing veerrryyy siisssyyy oooOOOoo~

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Oh look we've got a question from the "audience", what do you think the chances are that Elon says "hey we've got a question from a Mr Adrian Dittman here, hurr durr.." because I think the chances are 100%

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@esjesjesj You can tell he has no principles just based on how much effort he puts into trying to convince people he does.

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@hunter_hhhh Middle school is gonna be rough for those ones

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@esjesjesj The amount of bots and NPCs coping in the comments lmao

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@danghentschel Can confirm. This works on me 100% of the time.

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Nice tweet did you take your meds

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@JortsTheCat They look like cats to me. I vote for Bob the cat.

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@how_do_i_pdf Anyone who willingly collaborates with Elon should be straight up blacklisted across the board

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Many have taken this as an invitation to tell me the details of their fantasies involving medical professionals. This is a mistake.

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@generalslug These are the type of people who just leave a blender running in their kitchen for "ambiance" and call everyone else crazy.

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White people when they hear the potato salad is almost ready

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A gif is born.

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@FOACAD Lmao look at your fuckin timeline bud

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@Esqueer_ Wow, no wonder Elon wants to defend her.

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@esjesjesj "I'm not a doctor but I do pay other people to design spaceships for me"

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@esjesjesj "You're free to violate any TOS you want because you hate the same people as me"

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Proof of crime

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I use my SNAP benefits to buy vegetables and seeds for the creatures near me in exchange for them letting me pet them, and that's technically a crime.

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@adamtotscomix It's so pathetic how badly they need people to have those checks.

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@Very__Regular It really says a lot about how these people see themselves. They actually take a weird kind of pride in it like they're trying to force a sense of accomplishment within themselves. They argue about who the better prompter is, etc. It's sad.

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