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We call them “red onions” despite everyone knowing they’re purple, this is the type of chaos we are forced to endure

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People playing pickleball on the court next to me kept loudly exclaiming “pickle” while playing and I’m not sure if that’s an actual rule of the game but my opinion of pickleball is so low not even this could lower it

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So many people have absolutely no values, and they get so mad when they see people care about others because it reminds them of their own lack

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8 months

Brushing my teeth with my non-dominant hand to encourage new neural pathways to form

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6 months

There are so many different lives you could be living

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6 months

Just a girl and her weird dog.

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4 months

If it’s “bad posture” then why does it feel good as hell ?

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I keep liking posts by this girl I think is cool thinking she’ll eventually notice me and follow me back but she hasn’t and I’m beginning to understand incels. I just know better than her that we would get along if she gave me a chance

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7 months

I hate how every company wants to pretend they have an important mission statement; Your mission is to make a ton of money to the extent that you’d pretend to have morals to appeal to certain demographics in order to win market space

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9 months

New dumb poses have been unlocked

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The nice thing about listening to music loudly in your car is that you get to tune out all the weird sounds your car is making to signal something is wrong with it. I’m sorry or I’m happy that’s happening to you but I’m not listening to all that

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8 months

I had long light brown hair and then short blonde hair, been a hell of a year

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9 months

it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.

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3 months

Didn’t realize the quiet 70-year-old maintenance guy at work even liked me 🥺

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7 months

Why is scraping the ice off my windshield so embarrassing.. like yeah I just gotta be somewhere this bad

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10 months

I have to do something awkward with my leg otherwise I’ll die

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9 months

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10 months

In a Sabrina The not-so-teenage Witch mood today

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7 months

Sometimes I use the green nozzle at the gas station because I like the color

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9 months

Big “🎶I’m a little tea pot” stance

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8 months

Got a random letter from US Immigration services which is usually not a great thing, but apparently I’ve been a permanent resident long enough that I can apply to become a citizen

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8 months

Babushka maxing in the scarf my boss gave me

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2 months

🎾🤙🏼

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9 months

Average Em style

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9 months

average demitria style..... ya that's accurate enough

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5 months

No mood

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7 months

If you don’t know who they are, you need to respect your elders

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7 months

Today marks half a decade of sobriety. I thought of a 100 things I wanted to say about it, but it all boils down to this : Sobriety is the only thing that has brought me true peace. Enjoy this cheesy headshot I took today for a project I’ve spent most of the last year working on

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2 years

“Bodegas are a NY only experience”… okay then explain the Psychedelic Bodega on Maple st in Omaha, NE ????

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6 months

It’s rare to encounter a squishy toilet seat anymore, what happened

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7 months

Commiserating about everyone’s snow woes, while secretly being a fan

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9 months

One year apart

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5 months

How I look vs how I talk

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5 months

How I look vs how I talk (obvious edition)

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4 months

More or less the same 🐣

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9 months

🍊🥭

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7 months

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7 months

Unfortunately I really enjoyed season 1 of Ted on Peacock

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4 months

I don’t know a single person who’s shown up to someone’s house wearing nothing but lingerie under a trench coat, and yet Hollywood is stuck on this idea

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8 months

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1 month

Just a woman and one of her many mosquito bites; My body is their temple and my blood is their religion

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8 months

Idk about “bodied” but I had it this time last year

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5 months

In my Little British Lad era

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4 months

Wearing white to detract from having greasy hair

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5 months

Standing foolishly

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10 months

It’s November 🪵🔥

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3 months

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7 months

Having the right balance of your masculine and feminine energies is what makes someone hot, that’s why alpha males and trad wives are so cringe

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7 months

Sometimes I call him Vincent Mango

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Rare picture with my sister

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7 months

Jobs I’ve had: Bitch Lover Child Mother Sinner Saint

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8 months

December 15th: There are no candy lanes left on my tree

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8 months

Merry times to all

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4 months

⚜️

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7 months

Fine, twist my arm, I’ll stay home and play Animal Crossing all night

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9 months

My boss asked me if I was Mormon because I said I don’t consume caffeine, which was fair enough because I was dressed in a very Angela from The Office manner

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6 months

QT with a “looking away” pic

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6 months

QT with a looking away pic

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2 months

WFH tomorrow, call that a long weekend

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4 months

Happy picnic weather to those who observe

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5 months

Sorry to the haters but it’s spring and I had to go back to blonde

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7 months

There’s a chirping sound at work and none of us can figure out where it’s coming from, and my boss just left town for the next two and half months so it’s my problem now. But at least I’m dressed like a goth horse girl today

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2 months

I wish you all a good start to the week 👍🏼

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3 months

Spent $99.65 on flowers and herbs

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9 years

How come nobody is treating Shia Labeouf the way they treated Amanda Bynes ?

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4 months

Scooby-Doo ass outfit

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4 months

It’s lilac season

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2 months

I almost didn’t wear a silly hat last night but then I stayed true to my goal. Reach for the stars ✨

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3 months

You in shades

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3 months

a pic of you in shades

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4 months

When you clean your house real good, that should last forever

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Missed the 2000 day milestone but still

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9 months

Referring to my “mutuals” as my “friends”, like a loser

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Can’t believe Lowe’s garden center plants are all free at night

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8 months

The fun thing about having a pair of boots that are at least a size too big, is that you can wear the slippers you got for Christmas as socks

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6 months

Need to fix the part of me that has to be ginger during part of the winter

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6 months

The monkey on your back is the latest trend

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4 months

Think I might start wearing an eyepatch

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9 months

Reporting for duty (going to my first hockey game)

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2 months

My hair was so long this time last year

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8 months

Trying a new toner shade for my hair + I have the next 10 days off starting in 2 and a half hours

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6 months

Feeling uninspired

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6 months

Got a massive headache 🤙🏼

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6 months

Sorry I didn’t mean to remind everyone that I’m French

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8 months

I don’t feel anything about “New Years” because I don’t particularly believe in time. However, I do believe in nice outfits, so good job everyone

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5 months

Count my blessings

Nature is Amazing ☘️

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5 months

You just bought a house and this happens. What do you do?

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Had Chinese leftovers for breakfast 👍🏼

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6 months

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8 months

I genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, do not understand LinkedIn

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7 months

80% Chris

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5 months

Craving pasta in a way that is violent and not chill

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1 month

I don’t do drugs anymore but I’d do a one night only deal if I was in this space

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2 months

Perfume tonight: Lucia by Tocca notes : Lemon, Fig, Tobacco

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1 year

Thunderstorm days should be like snow days. No work

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23 days

Last week

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4 months

One time I did a rideshare to Chicago and the guy started the trip by saying “Hope you like European EDM” and naturally, I laughed, but nothing was funny for the next 8 hours

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4 months

When he swallows you can hear him regain HP

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feed your cat

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5 months

Maybe this is kind of fucked up, but I don’t think you should be allowed to celebrate 3/11 day unless you’re from or live in Omaha

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6 months

This lady just responded “hehe” in a work e-mail, quite frankly I find it refreshing

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1 year

Yesterday when I found out “Maintenance guy” got in a car accident, I felt so bad. Today when I found out, on the news, that he crashed his car, got naked and shot at people on the highway, I feel scared because he was on his way to see me at the office

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Today I did some art archival, spent some time with Mango on the roof, and I gave my friend a haircut for which she thanked me with the gift of the most delicious ripe pear

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