Matt @GlutesTK Twitter profile

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Matt

@GlutesTK

6 months

I knew when I took this picture it was relevant to something but I couldn't remember what until now

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Matt

@GlutesTK

7 months

Tradies will make fun of you for not knowing what a 9/16 socket looks like by heart, but if you ask them to extract a zip file on their computer they punch a hole in the wall

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7 months

Why plumbers will be $200 l/hr in the future lol. Nobody knows how to work with tools and this video clearly shows it!!

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@GlutesTK

4 months

Ironically the patience he displayed in taking the lows, not panicking then whooping your ass the rest of the set shows he's a much better player than you

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4 months

we need a rank reset

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@GlutesTK

2 years

@PixelsofMark Damn dude, you're the center of one of the most iconic video game covers of all time. Badass. Extra nerd question; is it supposed to be Ramirez from the campaign? That's what I've always assumed but I don't think it was ever explicitly stated.

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@GlutesTK

5 months

I really just got punished with a crouch cancel Kazuya cd3 then got jumped by the whole hood

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Matt

@GlutesTK

7 months

Muting thread now, being in trades is very respectable and there's nothing wrong with it, just don't use it as a reason to be a dick An impossible challenge for many tradies I know but I have faith. Also pull your pants up and wear a belt for once

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@GlutesTK

9 months

When both players are aware the next move has 0 counterplay

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@GlutesTK

7 months

@KenstarFGC Lmao they work hard and are very useful I don't deny it but the ego that comes with it for so many is just annoying

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@GlutesTK

2 years

So glad they're trying to cut down on these "staredown situations" in Tekken 8. 😌 So boring.

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@tkn_gmr

2 years

“Get Ready for the Next Battle” will have new meaning in #Tekken8 , because the game is being designed around aggression and much less “footsies.” Harada explains this and much more in his new interview with IGN:

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@GlutesTK

8 months

😤😤😤🦘🦘

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@SpaghettiRip

8 months

Anyone remember Roger Jr This character would be a menace in this game 😂💪🏽

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@GlutesTK

5 months

That's cool but Choksae's is faster

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@alikhalil809

5 months

Fastest possible wavedash using a TAS. Each input is precisely 1-frame long

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Matt

@GlutesTK

3 years

Crazy to think that this was just a harmless, clever reference from @AvoidThePuddle at the time.

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Matt

@GlutesTK

7 months

@ohsoariaa The bitches in question hate the wrench turner cause he doesn't stfu about his boring ass job and still thinks farting around people is funny

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Matt

@GlutesTK

7 months

@GoonDawgMcCree Lol I got bad news for u

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Matt

@GlutesTK

2 years

If you think I am being serious then: you got trolled+lol+ez bait+L+I had relations with your mother last evening And if you think Tekken needs Roman cancels, meter, less neutral and more 50/50s you are an unfortunate victim of fetal alcohol syndrome

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@GlutesTK

2 years

@PixelsofMark Joking or serious?

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@GlutesTK

11 months

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@GlutesTK

2 years

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Matt

@GlutesTK

7 months

@Desodundy This actually made me laugh have an excellent day

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@GlutesTK

3 years

Tekken 8 better be using that DLC money for some new animations bro. If Bryan wins a round he needs to be jumping on your character to try to deliver the ass beating win pose, but your character kicks him off right as "Round 2" comes up and the camera centers. Personality please

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Matt

@GlutesTK

7 months

@NoGoodCitizen Thanks. Just returning energy. A tech guy that does an hour of work a day for double their wage without breaking his knees could ask them some IT bullshit and make them look just like the kids in the video, and I'd call him an asshole too. They don't understand

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Matt

@GlutesTK

7 months

@LepaThewarrior @ohsoariaa I come from a blue collar family and worked at a grain elevator for 5 years retard. I probably know more of them than you do Why would I be jealous of the guys working mandatory 12s, who are held together with duct tape, super glue, and a beer gut by the time they're 30

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@GlutesTK

4 months

Ratio, cooked, bodied, getcho ass beat, etc

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@GlutesTK

6 months

@ThuhRealMak Everybody needs to have clips like this on standby for when the villagers start squawking on here

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Matt

@GlutesTK

2 years

Tekken 7: "Here's 5 premade costumes. #3 and #4 are banned from tournament" The superior Tekken 6:

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Matt

@GlutesTK

7 months

@LightswornOne It is funny I agree, but these people look like high school kids, and in a customer service role it can be hard to just say "quit bullshitting" cause in the rare event he's not, now you might get in trouble

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Matt

@GlutesTK

2 years

@AffectTK Then alas, it was I who was baited But yeah bro, I'm about done with the whole catering to spectators and casuals shit. It's fine until it comes at the expense of the people that are actually passionate about the game.

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Matt

@GlutesTK

2 years

It's insane how just this clip of spawning in shows how OG MW2 was better - Instant spawn, no earrape helicopter cutscene - Teammates aren't thumping around with loud ass elephant feet - The best spawn theme in CoD history - Announcer has emotion - Map has noticeable flow to it

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@GlutesTK

7 months

@kuropvnda They're crashing out on me but it's been fun

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@GlutesTK

9 months

@DSpek__ Unlike the rest of these weirdos on Tekken Twitter I don't downplay

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@GlutesTK

2 years

😭 @tekkenchanel

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Matt

@GlutesTK

2 years

@wtchngClb A very large percentage seems to have picked up on the sarcasm, but we have a few stragglers that were definitely saved by No Child Left Behind

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@GlutesTK

10 months

@yoj99_ same

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Matt

@GlutesTK

7 months

That's what happens when they make a complex competitive fighting game cater to lazy casuals that never cared Modern FG's have to be the only competitive genre where you're shamed for wanting depth, complexity and as many ways possible to demonstrate your skill. It's so weird

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@holyknee

7 months

My opnion : Tekken 8 is not fun. Aggressive is actually just an absurdity I think I don't adapted to this game, As someone I've been doing since Tekken1 so far, tekken8 is a lot of things I can't understand

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Matt

@GlutesTK

9 months

Hitting the wall blast on Midnight Siege makes the helicopter crash into the building and bring it down. I love everything about this stage

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Matt

@GlutesTK

3 years

@Shadow20z Using Lidia then getting your ass beat by Kazuya then dropping all this is just a crazy ass timeline 🤣

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@GlutesTK

2 years

@ratingreloads Good?

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Matt

@GlutesTK

7 months

@TheUltimat9150 I replaced my entire sink+vanity with a YouTube video in 2 hours. Same for installing outlets in my basement when there were none at all 😂

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Matt

@GlutesTK

9 months

@oac_kemet "It's great for the spectator experience! So hype when a punish is missed and the scramble afterward! 😃👍"

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Matt

@GlutesTK

4 months

@notblametruth There's a reason shit like tango sucka, brosayu stun granato, BO2 Merc announcer etc mean something to OG's man, the old games had a serious tone and still a ton of personality. New announcers have ZERO soul and the Marvel type one liners from the operators are constant eye rolls

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Matt

@GlutesTK

2 years

Old @CORN_UNCLECAPS tried to run off and escape the cock... Had to hold him down and make him feel it!!! 🐔🍆🐓 Don't move 🚷🚷🚷

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Matt

@GlutesTK

2 years

I haven't been this happy to play Tekken in years bro. Coming back to this with what I know now is so satisfying. Imagine getting hit by +5 DVJ hellsweep but backdashing Scraper afterward. I'll never be able to optimize this games movement with my messed up thumb but that's ok 🤩

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Matt

@GlutesTK

2 years

The amount of people that did not like seeing me backdash and having it actually accomplish something is pretty high T7 really created a new gen of players that don't know anything besides mixups or CH fishing/frame traps. Hopefully T8 has movement nerfed even more for them 🤞

Matt

@GlutesTK

2 years

I haven't been this happy to play Tekken in years bro. Coming back to this with what I know now is so satisfying. Imagine getting hit by +5 DVJ hellsweep but backdashing Scraper afterward. I'll never be able to optimize this games movement with my messed up thumb but that's ok 🤩

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@GlutesTK

4 years

If Landon was to fully commit to creating YT content about the philosophy of Tekken, I think almost everyone would level up substantially. Awesome stuff man. This is what I mean when I tell people top players see this game differently.

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Matt

@GlutesTK

3 years

About 10 years ago Frankie Muniz (Malcolm in the Middle) called me a dick. He was in a band that was playing in our city. I was hanging out and he asked me if I was gonna buy their album. "Nah prolly not man" "Damn dude, you're kind of a dick" All in good fun though

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3 years

Tell me the strangest interaction you've had with a celebrity.

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Matt

@GlutesTK

7 months

These 3 all going after my pfp is crazy. I'm going to the gym man you got it.

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@Lowenaffchen

7 months

@intellegint @GlutesTK @mrperfectpenis Guess what dumbass, thats the chair from the Tekken contest at comic con, so im not a fucking loser

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Matt

@GlutesTK

1 year

Another BO2 stream, another ban 😌

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@GlutesTK

2 years

People will tell you to "just get good" at a game where an enemy will spawn behind you and your entire team when you're hitting a flank lol

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Matt

@GlutesTK

3 years

@BlameTruthYT Toxic positivity is much more of a problem than negativity in almost everything these days. People refuse to tell it like it is because they don't want "bad vibes" but shit will never change if the problems aren't addressed.

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Matt

@GlutesTK

3 years

If a Tekken song has gibberish/robotic lyrics it's a guaranteed bop every time

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Matt

@GlutesTK

11 months

Some of you have been around too long to be this desperate for approval lol. Why you letting this hurt your feelings. Focus on doing well and that validation you want will come from that Not that you should care much what anyone thinks anyway. It has no bearing on your skill

END | Inconsiderate Raccoon

@RaccoonPrevails

11 months

Tier list of mfs who gon cook in T8 for the first year in NA. I did this based of whether their character is in T8, results, my experience versus them, and some lil tekken lore. And no I'm not cookin first year of T8 with Devil Jin and Feng Wei lol.

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@GlutesTK

1 year

@KenstarFGC

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Matt

@GlutesTK

6 months

People flipping on Mak now with the "You're just old" shit is a sad timeline The villagers who avoided Tekken for years cause it was too hard get handed this Fisher Price idiot version with Smash Bros stages and suddenly have a million things to say

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@ThuhRealMak

6 months

Tekken. Ocho. Landon. Speedkicks. Furyx.

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@GlutesTK

4 years

Don't ever try to guilt trip me you 3 bar mashing degenerate

🎃 sPoOkY ScRuBqUoTeS 👻

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Matt

@GlutesTK

4 years

I just realized something. Fahk not having legs, best movement, and doing 80% combo with RD and wall. Namco - "😊" Launch Leroy ruining the game and EVO Japan. Namco - "😊" Lars f21 into guaranteed SE1. Namco - "😱😱 OH MY GOODNESS! CHEAP! NERF IT IMMEDIATELY!!" 😠😠 😐

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@GlutesTK

2 years

@JustABracket @B1gTexan Watching these for the first time had me geekin dude.

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@GlutesTK

2 years

Throwback to when @justcallmetar thought shit was sweet in Tekken and pissing me off. Had to put the demon boot to that ass

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@GlutesTK

7 months

@ArtificialVik @LepaThewarrior @ohsoariaa You draw metal gear art we're supposed to be friends man

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Matt

@GlutesTK

7 months

@ArtificialVik @LepaThewarrior @ohsoariaa I am absolutely fine with doing maybe 2 hours of actual work then fucking around the whole day while not destroying my body and getting paid more than you actually.

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@GlutesTK

3 years

@PerfectLegend The fact that some people fail to see the sarcasm in this just shows where things are headed lol

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Matt

@GlutesTK

3 years

Detroit FGC, I'm sorry. I know he was a brother to everybody. I won't forget that he supported me from when I very first started. I really am gonna miss him. Be strong

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@GlutesTK

2 years

@blametruthyt I wish I was this dumb so I could enjoy these shit games too

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Matt

@GlutesTK

3 years

Acting like this is an L is the epitome of privilege lol. That's a nice ass house that's probably got a pool in the back. All I've ever wanted is something like this and I'll be content

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Matt

@GlutesTK

9 months

If you are somebody saying "Just do this to beat x move" in Tekken and think that's the end of it please be aware that you are stupid. Especially if it's a committal, risky option There are multiple layers to most interactions. You just found the first, and think you're done

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Matt

@GlutesTK

3 years

Elden Ring deserves all the dickriding it's getting. It's what happens when you get AAA resources/developers that are passionate and free to create their product however they want

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Matt

@GlutesTK

2 years

Target Finder was the perfect noob attachment. For casuals with no awareness or aim, it helped them see people to shoot. But the better you got at BO2, the more flawed it was. The outline wasn't perfect so you could still miss shots, and it completely removed peripheral vision.

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Remember when call of duty broke their game with a legal aimbot?

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Matt

@GlutesTK

4 years

I was bored so I decided to start fresh on PC and got a 100 streak in punishment training. Er... Ranked mode I meant. Same thing

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Matt

@GlutesTK

2 years

Dragunov went from being top 3 and in grand finals every tournament to being the entire casts punching bag

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@murtato

2 years

2022: a year in retrospect

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Matt

@GlutesTK

9 months

First tournament, first place. Had to travel north and demonstrate my meats by winning Isshocon @azurebokeh activated his schizo buff, turned into Indigo then ki charged me. Then shit got a lil toxic. Great time. Rage art being exactly -15 is ass.

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Matt

@GlutesTK

7 months

Also for any dumbasses that will say he "just needs to adapt", you are telling a guy that was able to consistently thread the needle like this in older Tekken's where the games allowed it, to just mash, duck, etc (guess) like any other player. It's not adaptation, it's regression

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@GlutesTK

8 months

@ratingreloads NV4 from Infinite Warfare. CoD4/MW2 M4A1 I liked the modern kind of reloads at first but I'm tired of them now. Really jarring and it's sensory overload to look at sometimes

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@GlutesTK

1 year

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Matt

@GlutesTK

5 years

My friends I've been trying to get into Tekken for years: "I can't go to a tournament! I'll get my ass beat! And you'll just win if we play!" People at my locals who haven't ever beaten me in bracket or casual sets: "Ight I'm bouta torture Glutes." "This Jin gettin cooked."

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@GlutesTK

7 months

Tag 2 haters on year 12 of reposting the same interaction to try to invalidate the whole game

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@DMV_KrunchBar

7 months

“Tekken 8 damage is too high” Tekken Tag 2:

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Matt

@GlutesTK

5 months

This is a great point I didn't consider. Doing this on stick on P1 is actually insane.

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@GlutesTK

1 year

Another salad dodging calorie burglar makes some sassy snide remarks, and gets packed up immediately to go cry on the couch Basically catfishing with that pfp too Nicely done @Zvbear

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@Zvbear

1 year

I WIN

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Matt

@GlutesTK

1 year

Finally hit my lifting goals I think it's time to chill out and do something less taxing, and more for general health. Need to lose some weight too. Anyway 315 lb incline bench, failed first time but got it 2nd 200 lb overhead press, should be able to do more if I'm fresh

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Matt

@GlutesTK

2 years

315 bench today. Validate me on this here bird app bc I deserve it thanks

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@GlutesTK

2 years

@AffectTK You got trolled just saying

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Matt

@GlutesTK

9 months

You actually thought T8 was gonna be playable online day 1?

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@GlutesTK

4 years

🤥 You ever just... start fucking? And just don't stop? 🍆🍆🍆 @ComatoseCW @IDGOfficial GG'S to everyone I played. I appreciate the bias towards me from @Palushina @313Dtownsking and @LTrain_313 . And thank you to my hype men @kumaistoptier and @CameronAde534

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Matt

@GlutesTK

2 years

I got bullied daily for being the poor kid in my class at the private school I went to all 9 years I was there Now those same people who talked shit about my clothes and my family being on food stamps in front of everyone are coming out of the blue asking me for money Poetic

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Matt

@GlutesTK

2 years

@vtakropfuf People said this about Rage Art and had the "It won't be so bad" mindset just for Rage Arts to do exactly what people predicted even at the highest level, which was kill the neutral and have people get robbed by a cinematic super move because they decided to jab

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Matt

@GlutesTK

2 years

Happy New Year from me and my lil family to you and yours. Hope everybody had a good one. 2 year anniversary as well for me and her. These two give me the most peace I've ever had in my entire life. Toxic tweets and negativity continue tomorrow though 💪🏻

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Matt

@GlutesTK

4 months

Talkin shit

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Matt

@GlutesTK

3 years

A brave but true statement

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@Chaosxsilencer

3 years

Easy... Black Ops 10 out of 10 times..

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Matt

@GlutesTK

3 years

Just rewatched my most meaningful event (to me), and I remember back then my passion for T7 was just crazy. I miss competing, learning, discussing and playing with everyone, and feeling how I felt here. I've tried to find a way to like T7 again but I just can't lmao 🗿👺

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Matt

@GlutesTK

2 years

This Mak fellow was just trying to help the community, but the jerks who HAD to complain forced him to raise the price. Fortunately he was still able to get me a ticket! 😃 He said shipping would make the total $400 which I was glad to pay for so I can support Tekken! Thanks Mak!

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@ThuhRealMak

2 years

Anyone need a LCQ ticket lmk I got them thangs for the low. I'm charging $200 a ticket. Play or don't. Your choice. U retweet saying something negative I'm bumping it up to $300 for everyone. 🙏🏾

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@GlutesTK

1 year

I don't like to be the "it can always be worse" type of person but if you find this depressing you need to go through some legitimate struggle so you can appreciate this kind of stability

HB•RAINEY™️

@RaineyOvalle

1 year

Main character syndrome got everybody wanting to be a billionaire entrepreneur drug dealer business owner 501c3 non-profit media mogul innovator so bad they’re literally crying at the sight of a completely normal adult life.

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2 years

Crazy how CoD went from multiple factions, with unique player models for each faction and category of primary weapon (which was useful too, because if you paid attention you could tell what a person had just from a glimpse at their character and adjust accordingly) -

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@GlutesTK

3 years

@fourzerotwo @12am @BlameTruthYT Please save us man 😭 If anybody can do it it's you guys. We just want to be able to have fun again

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@GlutesTK

2 years

Wtf is wrong with my girl, she was so nice when we first met 💀

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@GlutesTK

1 year

That "AW HELL NAH" that always comes out when you start doing real combos is everything. And after you win you're getting held prisoner cause now they gotta call everybody in their phone to see if someone thinks they can beat you 😂

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@Mikeand1keFGC

1 year

People wondering how Waka Flocka thinks he can take on SonicFox have never spoken to a hood nigga that played Tekken or Mortal Kombat before man 😂😂😂😂. They be thinking they got it like that fr

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7 months

@Fearofsilence3 I'd say I'm an intermediate player and I have no interest in grinding a game that dumbed itself down this much. It's patronizing and I wouldn't find any satisfaction beating a renowned player in a game that does everything in it's power to shorten the skill gap between us.

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@GlutesTK

6 months

MW19 over BO2? You need to be put in front of a firing squad. Keep every single thought you have to yourself from now on

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@Crudes

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if MW3 2011, BO3 and MW2019 isn’t in your top 3 you’re just fucking stupid

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6 months

When people like me say modern gaming fuckin sucks this is what we mean, but we just get bombarded with the sped level take of "Durrr you must only play 2k and CoD"

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Xbox + Bethesda: 2024

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1 year

29. My whole life until I turned 25 all I wanted was stability, safety and peace. I thought that's all it would take to be happy. Got it at 25, still feel just as lost as I did when I was 21, even though I "have it all together", and have everything that most normal people want.

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@GlutesTK

2 years

@gothfist Read the tweet under it friend

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@GlutesTK

3 years

POV: You, a new Tekken player, showing up to a Detroit local for the first time.

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