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Christian

@xkcd868

5 months

Constantly giving a fuck about if people like you or not is a self imposed cage.

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Guns in Guyana: WengWengWengPeshin

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 months

Your fingers are swift, but your brain is slow. Like 95% of other trinis, my taxes are deducted before I get even get paid! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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4 months

Admitting to tax evasion publicly is wild.

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Happy International Men's Day gentlemen! This day was founded by a Trinidadian lecturer - Dr. Jerome Teelucksingh (UWI, 1999) to raise awareness about discrimination & men's health. This year's theme is focused on making practical improvements to health in both men & boys.

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Christian

@xkcd868

8 months

When people get murdered or robbed you guys put their whole address in the news but you won’t name a business??? lol

CNC3TV

@CNC3TV

8 months

Public Health officers ordered the closure of three restaurants, after they were inspected and found to be in breach of public health standards on Friday. For more:

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Christian

@xkcd868

2 years

Our current economy is set up such that unless 1) you have very niche skills Or 2) friends/family with businesses and connections You’re going to spend the rest of your life in traffic heading into town, working with little to no savings. Then you’ll die after retiring at 65

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

The algorithm is wildin'

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Christian

@xkcd868

6 months

we hadda start jailing men for tracking high school gyal

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Christian

@xkcd868

2 years

One of my favorite parts of being Trinidadian is being able to say “morning morning!”

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Trinidad should always be this cold

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

people are liming with their friends and I can't help but feel upset and cheated that I'm still tryna be responsible. Feel kinda shit for doing the right thing

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Christian

@xkcd868

2 years

This old women just called me and said, "why yuh doh wash they fockin wares?! Ent ah tell yuh to wash the wares?" And even though that was the wrong number, that upset me. Cause I does ALWAYS wash the wares.

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

The Trini letter of the day series is one of my favorite things this year.

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Christian

@xkcd868

3 years

As men, we need to recognize when its time to shut up.

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Love Twitter cause we all so obviously just struggling and doing our best. IG is so fake

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Christian

@xkcd868

2 years

"Walk me through your thought process" is my favorite

CandyCane🍭 糖果

@bess101

2 years

Stealing 😂

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Christian

@xkcd868

8 months

TnT’s economic growth is hindered by in massive part by traffic. If persons spend on average 4-5 hours of life just getting to/from work, how can they be their best? Creativity, positivity, and productivity require less everyday stress. Most people are constantly burnt out.

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

In Pres I used to convince my Econ teacher that we the students, needed to hear the budget. It was important for our education. In reality all I wanted was a free double period.

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Christian

@xkcd868

2 months

Cognitive Function declines with aging. This is not a contentious fact. Dr Rowley : 74 Kamla: 72 Please retire, go play with your grandkids. Let younger people take us forward.

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Christian

@xkcd868

2 years

T&T became the first country to declare a national holiday commemorating the abolition of slavery in 1985! Today’s an opportunity to acknowledge the strength, resilience and determination of the countless who died enslaved. Enjoy the long weekend but don’t forget it’s meaning! 🇹🇹

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Too busy having sex to feel earthquakes

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Christian

@xkcd868

3 years

Didn't learn anything much about the Coup in school, the black power movement, the water riots. Same for anyone else?

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

I need 30 mins, @ minimum, to hate everything, every morning before I can talk to anyone.

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Christian

@xkcd868

3 years

Alot of men are too insecure to have hot girlfriends

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Christian

@xkcd868

1 year

People get so annoyed by these guys wiping windshields & idk man I cant understand why. Just washed my car, a guy asks to clean my windshield. I laugh and ask him if my car really looks dirty. “I just looking for it honest” is his response. How, could you ever be mad at that?

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

I think that UNC is a lost party in its current state. But we're a lost nation if we can't question our leaders. Worshipping politicians is weird. They don't really care about us.

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Christian

@xkcd868

1 year

Made it to Friday but at what cost

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Christian

@xkcd868

2 years

Driving your car and singing along loudly to your favorite songs has to be some kind of therapy

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Christian

@xkcd868

1 month

Following people to hospitals, and shooting inside them too? I’ve lost sympathy for these people. Watched those Chris Must list videos and everything is “Wes love, peace and family.. the guns is for defense only” No, you’re lost. Terrorizing people before you yourself die

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

@lordxred @paquing184 Ebola was an epidemic though

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Christian

@xkcd868

1 year

Mayaro is never worth the drive

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Christian

@xkcd868

1 year

There is no greater national tragedy than chaguanas

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 months

@judelegendre If everyone else understood it immediately but you, then realistically is the problem really my wording or YOUR ABILITY to comprehend English? Remove the plank from your own eye

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

"Persons who are partying and spreading the virus must feel the full brunt of the law"-- Prime Minister Empty words until we address that Bayside shit.

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Christian

@xkcd868

6 months

I feel no connection to being indo Trinidadian. I grew up in such a racially diverse family (multiple mixed families) and went to Pres. l never really connected the idea that I belonged* to a “group”. I’ve just seen myself as being a trini above anything else. 🇹🇹

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Christian

@xkcd868

6 months

Everyone starts somewhere, don’t be this type of person

very moisturized

@verymoisturized

6 months

New Year’s at the gym is someone deadlifting 10 lb plates…….

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Christian

@xkcd868

3 years

Why is it called excel if it wants me to fail

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

As a nation we need to do something about Chaguanas

Nikko

@_nikkolai

4 years

Anybody could guess where I saw this car today? 😅

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Christian

@xkcd868

1 year

Simple $ tips everyone can use: - Pay your CC bill in full and on time - 2 bank accounts (chequing/saving) - Online banking saves time/money - Embrace minimalism in style - Limit drinking @ restaurants - DON’T buy a new vehicle - Track your inc/expenses

Mr. Manifest Abundantly

@IzZoO21

1 year

What are some financial tips y’all wish y’all knew earlier 🤔 ?!?!

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Not to be dramatic, but you were the worst and then the best part of 2020 @jordanlhr_

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Alyuh really tryna say Apple cares about the environment by selling yall no charger? there is NO hope for some of you

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

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Christian

@xkcd868

3 years

Really wish that this was the normal temperature in Trinidad

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Christian

@xkcd868

11 months

Increasingly as I’ve gotten older, I just feel like I don’t belong in Trinidad. There are some aspects of home that I really like, but it’s been so hard to relate to people in terms of things I really enjoy.

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Christian

@xkcd868

3 years

"Today is Friday, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise."

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Christian

@xkcd868

1 year

I had a friend who killed himself. I saw his mom this week waiting for a taxi. I picked her up and dropped her where she wanted to go. She kept telling me how big I am now. I know that car ride was nice, but hard for the both of us.

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

All these girls on the TL are so pretty! My heart, I just can't - 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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@Az_capone1

4 years

Tweet like a twitter girl

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Christian

@xkcd868

3 years

Why alyuh give FACTius a platform is beyond my comprehension

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

I see alot of people on the TL having a hard time with school, assignments, UWI, work and salary expectations(?). I can genuinely say that the only way out of hell, is through. Keep working hard, stay focused. Nothing lasts forever-look back on yourself & your work and be proud!!

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Christian

@xkcd868

3 years

Mood:

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

No suicide shit But I want to die rn

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

The PM/Stuart Young blamed the TTPS/Gary for not enforcing the law. GG blames the govt & the opposition for drafting a law with a loophole. So as a normal citizen, we just hadda be content with this nonsense? Just another blame game with no solution. Failure

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Christian

@xkcd868

7 months

I love saying “morning morning!” loudly when I walk into a business, forcing everyone else to say it back. Where alyuh manners

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Christian

@xkcd868

1 year

If I went to work and told my boss that I needed divine intervention to do my job - I would be fired.

CNC3TV

@CNC3TV

1 year

Commissioner of Police (CoP) Erla Harewood-Christopher believes this country is dealing with an unnatural evil and without divine intervention, her anti-crime strategies, including reducing murders, will be doomed to fail. Read more...

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Yall bitchin about not being able to watch movies without eating and drinking? Ay stay home and watch Netflix

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Caribbean parents could ever apologize?

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Factius was never funny

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Christian

@xkcd868

3 years

This is just my non-policeman opinion, but I strongly believe that if you beat a fucking suspect to death you can't get any information from them because you know, now they're dead.

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Sometimes you just hadda say you dont know enough to have an opinion until you read more. That's definitely ok

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Christian

@xkcd868

2 years

Lol Idc how bad life is, I will never use a dating app, especially in Trinidad 😂😂

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Christian

@xkcd868

7 months

A pundit instead of a doctor? Religious leaders of any kind have no business dealing with these issues. IMO their death is directly related to negligence and they should be charged

NΣ§§シ™

@gottaluvness69

7 months

UWI STUDENT DIES SUDDENLY Pleasantville woman mourns the loss of her 22 year old daughter 💔☹️

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Maybe you're financially fine (for now), but so many people work the jobs you never think twice about. The ticket booth guy, the kitchen assistant, the receptionist at your gym. Someone does that for a living and they can't pay their bills. There's no real help being given.

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Christian

@xkcd868

2 years

If you haven't done a degree yet here's my advice. If you want a degree, get one in something that a) has jobs b) you can do decently well in. With creative/ even some stem degrees you run the risk of never using it esp in TnT. Schools make $ off of you & your dreams.

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Christian

@xkcd868

3 years

Unvaccinated children are not allowed into safe zones but Unvaccinated children will be mandated to go back to school. Lolol

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

We are the most educated generation but yall believe in horoscopes. Lol

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Christian

@xkcd868

5 months

Everyone wanna work for an intl firm, but lemme remind y’all - them doh wanna hear anything about Carnival. Monday and Tuesday is WORK

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Christian

@xkcd868

3 years

If you're in University remember that you can just take the day off and not go to classes. For the most part, you do have the flexibility to do that. As a working adult, alot of the time when you're tired you still need to pick yourself up and do work. Enjoy it while ya can

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Christian

@xkcd868

7 months

Mouttex with his dent up Tida just hit me the worse bad drive I get whole December

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Just heard Steal my Girl by One Direction on Star 94.7. I really like that song

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Christian

@xkcd868

2 years

Suddenly the game not rigged anymore nahhhh. Watch these clowns

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

I'm always so focused on the US elections because the choices made there undoubtedly affect us, in a myriad of ways. You don't need to be American to see how this shapes the globe.

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

I deserved WAY better than that shit

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Rabs rules: don't target people's kids don't target people's abuse

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

We've made it to the end of November and also Friday! Have a great day today, finish strong!

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Don't spend money cause you're sad Don't spend money cause you're sad Don't spend money cause you're sad

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Christian

@xkcd868

11 months

No suicide shit but I want to dead

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Christian

@xkcd868

3 years

Merry Christmas from me and mine, to you and yours! Wishing you and your family, health and happiness this season. ♥️🌲

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Christian

@xkcd868

1 year

Being a hater on Valentine’s Day is not the mature look you think it is

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Mia Motley > Trinidadian Politicians.

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Me to others: don't be so hard on yourself Me to myself: wow you're an idiot

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

I feel awkward when older people show me pictures of their daughter when theyre around our age. What do you what me to say, that I'd hit it for sure?

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Christian

@xkcd868

1 year

Recently I had the fun, instructive thought that I should visualize the crime data across T&T on an interactive heat map. We could probably tag crime by type, area etc. I just spent the past 2 hours combing the CSO and TTPS websites for useful stats. Guess how that went??

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Christian

@xkcd868

8 months

The best thing about Chaguanas is that you could at least leave it

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Christian

@xkcd868

2 years

Take 2 minutes today to reflect on why Republic Bank is not the one for you.

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Christian

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4 years

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Christian

@xkcd868

8 months

I had such an epic, strong finish for the UWI 5K. On the last straight I sprinted to the finish passing 6 people. The crowd loved that and the announcer rel gassed me for it I sniped this guys time by 2 seconds because of it. Core memory unlocked ⚡️

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

It's hard to believe that you came into our lives one year ago. It seems like it's been so much longer, almost like we've known each other forever. Our lives really would have been different without you in it. Happy Birthday covid-19! Wishing you no more years :)

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

No bangles were hooked on me today.

Elena✨

@ElenaHajaree

4 years

Guys a kurta thread please.

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Christian

@xkcd868

3 years

Henry Cavil really is a good Geralt of Rivia

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Christian

@xkcd868

2 years

Really can’t understand why some Trinis try to hide their accent when they travel. I’m rel proud of mine and I would never try to erase it. Also I consistently get compliments for it, so why yuh doin it?

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

☑️ Dotish

Sir Awesomeness 🇯🇲

@SirAwesomeness4

4 years

□ single □ taken ☑ need money

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Christian

@xkcd868

8 months

Got a phone call last night from this girl I haven’t spoken to in a while. Cautious about why she’s calling me I ask her not to sell me life insurance. She starts talking about retiring in my 30s by joining a group of ambitious professionals who do network marketing. 😭

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

The world is too shitty for me to care about everything, all the time

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Is dotish you dotish?

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 months

I wouldn’t mind paying tax if I felt like the tax was being used to help us, the citizens. We should be able to see a detailed breakdown of where our tax $ goes, end to end.

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Scholarships were more about bragging rights and offered little substantial difference for the avg student in comparison to GATE. For Prestigious schools it's literally what we compete on.

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Thought about this girl in the middle of bench press and almost killed myself. Yuh see how gyal is shit

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

All this to fuckin ded

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

I really wanna say gyal is shit, but I think on the whole it's people. They're just so damn shitty & disappointing.

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Christian

@xkcd868

2 years

Look at our weather, our local infrastructure and spare me the nonsense that our politicians care about us. Most of the nation spent more than 5+ hours in traffic yesterday while many places remain underwater.

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Christian

@xkcd868

4 years

Mom: why do you look so sad today? Me: tomorrow is Monday

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