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@Girafganger7

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@Girafganger7
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@Girafganger7
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Hall of fame woman! Wouldn't be champ without her. Taking care of all the animals including me. Luckiest boy in the world!
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@Girafganger7
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Zen
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@Girafganger7
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11 months
Search for eternal glory continues tonight! Live on twitch. Let's fucking bang!
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@Girafganger7
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10 months
Another 10k GGMillion$ FT! Playing w a bunch of nerds and @JuanMalakastyle . Live on twitch at 7pm CET! Perfect excuse to post this again!
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@Girafganger7
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2 months
True GOAT. No debate. 1 time!
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@Girafganger7
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7 months
Vamooooooo!!!
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7 months
🌐♣️🏆Bert @Girafganger7 Stevens 🇧🇪 wins 2023 Streamer of the Year! 📺 Watch the #GlobalPokerAwards for free on the @PokerGO YouTube Channel from 5:30 PM PT
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@Girafganger7
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What's more fun than winning the biggest online tournament ever? Doing it in front of thousands of adoring fans! Live on twitch at 7:50pm CET!
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@Girafganger7
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2 years
My boy almost died. Parvo+complications. Vet gave him 50/50. He won his first coinflip!
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@Girafganger7
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1 year
Ready to bang with the big boys tonight! Day2 on stars and some other dusty shit. Another @DTOPoker giveaway and a @PokerCoaching_ giveaway. Live on twitch at 6pm CET.
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@Girafganger7
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6 months
Greatest Online MTT Player of All Time and his biggest fan!😍
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@Girafganger7
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10 months
Gotta enjoy the little things in life!
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@Girafganger7
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16 days
Tomorrow at 7pm CET, the Giraf Circus is back in town, live on Twitch! Let's do better than last year!
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@Girafganger7
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10 months
Chasing Glory once again! FT of GGMillion$ 10k! Live on Twitch tonight at 7pm CET!
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@Girafganger7
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11 months
Afterparty stream live on Twitch tonight at 7pm CET! Will be playing some micros so you guys can play with the champ!
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@Girafganger7
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7 months
January highlights!
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@Girafganger7
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1 year
Live tonight at 7pm CET. Perfect poker on display.
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@Girafganger7
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1 month
My boy and I planning our glorious return!
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@Girafganger7
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5 months
Back from the Irish Poker Open. Hardest stop for a recovering alcoholic, amazing stop for all the other reasons. Thank you @PokerStars for inviting me! Monte Carlo next! Stream tonight at 7pm CET Live on Twitch!
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@Girafganger7
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11 months
@padspoker based on him tanking 3mins i'd say it was a correct fold according to the solver
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@Girafganger7
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6 years
This escalated quickly. I reached out to my friends to skip the 5k raketrap so I wouldnt feel all alone and I got an overwhelming response of people who just want to give the finger to @pokerstars for all the -EVshit they've been pushing on us. Will release full list later.
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@Girafganger7
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11 months
The champ is live on twitch at 7pm CET. Come hang!
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@Girafganger7
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11 months
Like a true Champ I have been deleting old tweets and googling myself! Just want to publicly state, fuck the s*n, piece of shit rag, don't click their links or share their shit, boycott since Hillsborough will never end.
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@Girafganger7
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1 year
Swinging dicks with the big boys tonight! Live on twitch from 7PM. Let's bang.
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@Girafganger7
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4 years
I will break your fucking teeth if you step to me and feed them to you anally, is such a great line. You just can't cast the 50y old skinny hairplugged guy to say it on a twitchstream. Great writing, bad casting imo. He did get the cokeaddict vibe right. 6/10
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@Girafganger7
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7 months
Still Live on Twitch! Come be my friend!
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@Girafganger7
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6 years
As the dude who just won 2 Turboseries in a day and 50% ROI in everything I reg; rake does not affect me. But I will be boycotting the 5k on @PokerStars because it's -EV rake/structure combo. @partypoker has a nice 3k, great structure/halfrake that I will be shipping instead.
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@Girafganger7
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8 months
Celebrating my birthday with Lou! Live on twitch at 7pm without Lou.
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@Girafganger7
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6 years
Oh, and I also reached out to their direct competitor and see if they could offer something similar. So now @partypoker is offering a 5k with half the rake (+actual rakeback) with a nonshit structure at exactly the same time with a 1million GTD. Is this how capitalism works???
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@Girafganger7
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1 year
Step into my office, sir. Live on twitch, find me.
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@Girafganger7
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7 months
If you're tired of some guy you never heard of giving you AI-generated advice on how to beat poker and you couldn't give less of a fuck about some beef between livepros trying to sell you stuff, have I got a special treat for you. Live on Twitch at 7pm CET!
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@Girafganger7
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7 months
Yo, @GGPoker just get rid off the thumbs up/thumbs down thing.
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@Girafganger7
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2 years
Timo.
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@Girafganger7
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6 years
I will also put 1 person in the @partypoker 5k myself. Just retweet all of this and reply with a picture of your favourite pet and I;ll pic a winner on saturday.
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@Girafganger7
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8 months
Security is made up. All sites are scum except the one that's gonna give me a million bucks.
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@Girafganger7
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5 years
As a guy who enjoys to shit on everything, I have nothing bad to say about #LexLive . Great event, wonderful people, loved the whole vibe. Had a blast introducing myself as the greatest online MTT player in real life instead of on the internet for once. Overall A++ experience.
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@Girafganger7
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Superuser
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@Girafganger7
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6 months
I took over Dwans triad dungeon and turned it into my cosy little office where I entertain millions of people around the globe! Don't owe anybody a dime! BUILT DIFFERENT!
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@Girafganger7
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6 months
Laughing all the way to the bank! Live on Twitch at 8PM CET!
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@Girafganger7
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1 year
Doug vs Berkey is kinda mid bcus from my pov(genius) they are both the same guy(idiot). As influencers(insult) they could be a lot worse tho(carrel, vertucci,etc). Anyway, looking for a backer if there are any rich guys left I haven't shat on.
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@Girafganger7
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6 years
I often pull up my lifetime graph and have a wank. After the job is done I cry and wonder where all the money went. I realise I gave it all away and get rockhard again. Be kind, it's amazing. #InternationalDayofCharity
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@Girafganger7
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2 years
Was backed by Bryn for 2 years. I didn't know about any of this stuff, esp the cheating, but I believe Martin 100%.
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@Girafganger7
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8 months
@thevenividi1993 might be good for cash, never gonna win a mtt on this setup tho
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@Girafganger7
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4 years
Negreanu doubling down on Jamie not being talented enough. This might actually be the hill he dies on. Shitting on Doug very understandable, but Jamie, what a piece of shit.
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@Girafganger7
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6 years
I don't like posting the sad stuff that's involved with taking care of animals. But today we lost one of the majestic creatures that first expanded my consciousness to stop being a nihilistic asshole and spread some kindness in this cold universe. RIP Angie.
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@Girafganger7
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6 years
When you skip the sunday grind because life is amazing.
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@Girafganger7
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1 year
Ready for 4 days of streaming! Come hang out on twitch everyday from 7pm CET!
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@Girafganger7
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4 months
Bet 69k x1, minbet turn x5, got lucky x15. 6th in the 10k Mystery for 44k. 100k @pokerstars EPT SHR next! Follow on Insta for updates! If you see me say jajajjajajaja!!!
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@Girafganger7
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3 years
I hope @Joeingram1 found love and is never coming back but we need something better than the shit we get now.
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@Girafganger7
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6 months
Fuck it. Live in 15mins!
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@Girafganger7
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3 years
2 new girls, tagged for death after losing their babies. Instead they get to hang out and relax.
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@Girafganger7
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4 years
Trapped this little wildling and got her all fixed up. Lost an eye, superskinny and full of ticks. Seems to like humans so will find a home for her when she regains some strength.
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@Girafganger7
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8 months
Superusing on this fine sunday! All you sad, lonely nerds come celebrate NY with your idol, live on twitch at 8pm CET!
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@Girafganger7
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If I call you idiot, moron, piece of shit, waste of space or worse on stream, please know it is a subconscious expression of deep seated selfdoubt and unresolved anger issues. Find me Live on Twitch right now, squeezing the last dime out of a bunch of dumbfucks!
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@Girafganger7
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5 years
Friendly reminder that pokersites take half a million out of the mtt pokerecology on a casual wednesday. Ofcourse that's not netprofit but it helps to put the 'regs are the problem' in perspective.
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@Girafganger7
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9 months
Party tonight!
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@Girafganger7
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3 months
Back in the hole. Live on Twitch at 7pm CET! Playing lowstakes and doing BRchallenge. Come hang!
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@Girafganger7
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8 months
Snow compilation!
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@Girafganger7
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4 years
Quit smoking cigarettes 2weeks ago and I'm already looking forward to things I couldn't before, like getting drunk and lighting that first relapse cigarette.
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@Girafganger7
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6 years
Compounding mistakes is one of the biggest leaks in poker. If you make a -EV play on the flop it's very important that you don't end up suing a billion dollar company with a photoshopped contract as proof.
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@Girafganger7
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6 years
It kinda sucks winning a WCOOP when it's a turbo, because I can't really brag. But then I think of all the poor souls who won whilst ghosting and how they have to sit in silence when counting all that money. I feel for you guys, stay strong.
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@Girafganger7
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Bricked EPT Paris but had a great time. Was wonderful meeting so many people and I really felt the love! Will be back soon, because I know you miss me!
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@Girafganger7
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5 months
After my presession meal prep, yoga, meditation and a bit of cardio, I will be streaming day2 of the Milly and the 10kMillions. Come watch the greatest online mtt player of all time take what's rightfully his! 7pm CET Twitch!
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@Girafganger7
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6 years
Back to the important business. @girafgangster picked 20 pets and like the true GTOwizard she is, ran it through a randomiser and the winner is @scottroyston ! He will be playing the 5k on partypoker and I will give him some quick coaching to help him rek the regs!
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@Girafganger7
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8 months
New Year, Same Me! Live on Twitch at 7pm CET. 360k for 1st!
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@Girafganger7
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4 months
Monaco worst place I've ever been to. On a side note: bricked the 100k.
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@Girafganger7
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6 months
Flexxxing on motherfuckers tonight at 7pm CET live on Twitch! Come hang!
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@Girafganger7
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6 months
Certified loverboy is streaming the 10k GGmillions FT. Show starts tonight at 6.45pm CET. Live on Twitch. Tell your mommas!
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@Girafganger7
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6 years
😍😍😍
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@Girafganger7
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11 months
@scott_seiver triton monaco? need backer
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@Girafganger7
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6 months
I'll be creating memories that will last you a lifetime, Live on twitch at 7pm CET! Come hang!
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@Girafganger7
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7 months
@padspoker @berkey11 he's american but besides that i like him
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@Girafganger7
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3 years
Rambi needed a hug.
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@Girafganger7
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6 months
Still live! Come hang!
@Girafganger7
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6 months
Certified loverboy is streaming the 10k GGmillions FT. Show starts tonight at 6.45pm CET. Live on Twitch. Tell your mommas!
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@Girafganger7
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6 years
I will never understand a reg berating a recreational player: skill is a matter of perspective. From where I'm looking, you're all a bunch of fish anyway. #itsnotmeitsthealcoholtalking
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@Girafganger7
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1 year
RIP Pussycat. First cat we rescued 11y ago. Sweetest little thing, gone too soon.
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@Girafganger7
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5 months
Taking some time off. Cya at EPT Monte Carlo or on Twitch in may for SCOOP!
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@Girafganger7
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1 year
To the millions of adoring fans who watched me lose on monday; we go again baby! Tonight at 7pm CET we play for a bracelet, only 13people stand between your beloved hero and eternal glory! Let's bang!
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@Girafganger7
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3 years
allegedly, the only way you win 100mil playing poker when you have 70IQ is if your daddies stolen money is on the other side of the table getting dumped into you, allegedly.
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@Girafganger7
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Streaming day2 WCOOP. Should be a fun one. Giving away 69! @DTOPoker high roller subs. Come hang, live on twitch at 8pm CET!
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@Girafganger7
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2 months
Played too much, need a break, probably back streaming somewhere in august. Lex Live in Barcelona next. Gonna be fun!
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@Girafganger7
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5 months
Live on Twitch tonight at 7pm CET! Doing some @DTOPoker giveaways!
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@Girafganger7
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4 years
What an add for tournaments Negreanu is. Guy is just now learning basic poker and has been a successful mtt player for 20+years.
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@Girafganger7
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8 months
100K bot challenge! For all those white hat guys who got snubbed. 1st to submit 500 entries for the GPI awards with me as greatest streamer wins 100k! *(challenge will get cancelled in the future)*
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@Girafganger7
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7 months
@GGPoker lol, i don't wanna use helmet mode, how am i gonna use emojis? just delete it, take the loss, move on. ask your pros for feedback or some shit, no one likes it.
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@Girafganger7
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Catholic church encounters supply chain issues.
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The Guardian
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Pope calls couples who choose pets over having children ‘selfish’
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@Girafganger7
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Babelutte passed away yesterday. At least she had 1.5years to enjoy her retirement. RIP.
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@Girafganger7
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4 years
Need a team to beat the highstakes these days. Prepping and running sims for 10k ft. Cards up rail at at 7pm CET. In @ggpoker client can bet on me, odds offered by that 'are you dumb?'guy.
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@Girafganger7
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6 years
@Joeingram1 should decline this poisoned gift, ask for a buyin+expenses for the 25kPLO, have them name it 'The great great great game Papi invitational' ,have them add a button ante so its not fucking boring. And if they offer that, still decline, cus theyre giant pieces of shit.
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@Girafganger7
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6 years
I like my south american pokerstables like I like my haunted houses, average at best and in the end a ghost pops up.
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@Girafganger7
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2 months
Looking for an editor. Short and long form. Paid trial first. Only hiring female, queer, global south or people w a disability. I pay too much and you get to watch my vods over and over again. Need to understand poker and have a sense of humor. Mail girafbizniz @gmail .com.
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@Girafganger7
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3 years
You think it's an accident GG cut Bilzerian on womensday? They paid of Czech govt to open up covidrules for 2weeks to run WSOP; allegedly. Meanwhile Stars still doing chests and having to pay off @RafaelMoraesGM for the 1000s accounts he ghosts by making him Pro. Comical shit.
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