Greg Meyer @GMMeyer Twitter profile

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@vandedjan This guy thinks he’s such a big alpha male but he was nearly sobbing talking to an elderly librarian who comes up to his thigh

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@vandedjan she's the real alpha

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@SonjaAgora @AmericanMuskrat wow you must be terrified of what they’ll find

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@Very__Regular 19 years old omg

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@FreyaHolmer I have never been trying to download some software and been like “it would be better if i had to compile this myself”

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@KaraCarlson2 Can’t believe Greg Abbot gave into woke cancel culture and deleted his tweet about how much he liked Elon musk

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@JasonSCampbell Harvey Milk was not HIV positive, he was assassinated before the HIV epidemic. This is just homophobia

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@PleaseBeGneiss Most city planners stop just one lane before solving traffic problems forever

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@SBF_FTX Sam as your lawyer I have to advise you that this is rad you gotta keep going

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@revhowardarson none of this has broken through to normal people yet, the guy has insanely high favorables. This kind of take is frankly delusional

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@flgazr1 @GarlicCorgi How did you do this lol

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@MNateShyamalan Huge missed opportunity not saying “Is it very weird”

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@IwriteOK this is the plot of fallout and it didn’t really work out so well

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@snmrrw this was no joke the plot of a 90s tom clancey novel

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@neighborrunner someone once said something very smart about this (I think it was Zizek of all people) that this kind of internal contradiction is the ultimate sign of a conspiracy theory, you see the same with a lot of racist beliefs

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@chinesegon that’s a lot of money and since it’s all paid in Iraqi Dinar it will only increase after Trump pegs it to the dollar

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@kelseywwwaaayyy

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Since everyone is mad that Deloitte puts you in a suburban campus with snacks for training I figure it’s time to share the best Reddit post of all time.

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@coherentstates I think about this meme a lot

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@vanillaopinions Kellys replacement is appointed and doesn’t have to face reelection until 26

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@MNateShyamalan @rosetta__st0ned No wait the story is actually funnier they had a whole thing where he grew up into mr peanut and no one paid attention because it happened during 2020

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@caliredandgreen @vanillaopinions @djhighdr8 yeah because he got his license taken away last year

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@ElectoralEagle this is a longstanding cache bug in twitter that happens on every large post

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@NonTrotski they did that in God of War lol

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@JasonSCampbell it's not a moral failing to get sick if you have HIV you are valued and Crowder sucks. But he's just a bigot

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@ettingermentum maybe not?

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Whether it was from my time in the Navy and at NASA, serving in the United States Senate, or visiting our troops overseas: I've learned that when your country asks you to serve, you always answer the call.

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@chick_in_kiev The best part is the comments where he says she makes more, but he actually does the bill paying, as in fills out the paperwork. So he's the head of the household

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@tyler02020202 @post_prufrock the gay devil: No wait literally because nothing can go wrong

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@praisegodbarbon @galaxiaskykloz That guy blocked me over the funniest exchange ever

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@ASFleischman I think if i was on the jury given the evidence that I would acquit, however I also think he did it. The defense was very good but the prosecution also fumbled continuously

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@CartoonsHateHer Back in 2000 a single breadwinner who worked in waste management could afford this house in an affluent neighborhood in NJ

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@Very__Regular she needs to go to jail

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@smdadamo @boyshyx holy shit lmao this is why I only get allergies in cities and not out in the country where I grew up

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@tyler02020202 drinking while pregnant may harm a lot of babies but it also helps a lot of moms get through their pregnancy, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,

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@LazlosGhost @Srirachachau That’s what happened, he murdered someone and is living in Lemuria with Biggie, Tupac, JFK and John Lennon

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@JordanMaison people were insanely pissed about every little bit of the prequels, and jokes kinda on those guys because despite a few big issues the prequels are great!

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@sanjmovies Video games

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@nhyphenc Augustus

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Using the best tools for the job is part of starting a startup, that’s why I’m picking Route 53 as our only database. Here’s why (1/420)

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@viinikka @FreyaHolmer i’m a developer and i get it but still lol

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@jbouie It’s also not true lol most European countries let you get abortions later for cause, some even allow the cause to be economic. It’s simply a totally different system

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@RAINBOWFlSH Scholastic made a great choice hiring you

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@DougJBalloon I know someone who unironically believes this and thinks the United States would be better off if we had never revolted

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@HPANA Unbelievable that she signed the free speech letter and keeps trying to force people not to say things

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The blank topic is truly amazing

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@JosephPolitano People forget how good the 2009 economy was

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@xoxogossipgita there’s no way this it’s well sourced he’s been persona non grata in democratic circles since he got outed as a sex pest

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@RiseFallNickBck Okay here we go it’s a second rate app that no ones ever heard of

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Wow a single debate gone wrong made the right wing give it up entirely

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Ben Shapiro's outlet publishing a think piece warning folks about the dangers of debate bro culture is so funny. Crowder and Shapiro's whole schtick is filming themselves debating and "destroying" unwitting college kids. Ben literally wrote a book on it.

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Don’t let these conservatives around your kids!

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@headfallsoff we need a Dirge of Cerberus remake

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@gregisenberg that thread has the reasons but the short version is this: 1) they have a huge data moat and it’s very hard to take that on, much of it isn’t public and would be very difficult to acquire for a startup 2) there’s social features that make it attractive 3) it has a ton of

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@GrayAthene I learned recently that a lot of American baptists hate carholicism so much they invented an alternative history where baptism predates carholicism and orthodoxy

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@DiegoThrowaway @neighborrunner george soros for example is labeled as both an arch capitalist and an arch communist it’s not about a group its literally the same people who are labeled as such

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@killedbygoogle @Yawbuz i’ve found it’s not the case with code but it is with normal text, i think it’s the color coding

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@OrangePaulp you can do it on iphone too

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@constans the most recent work on this shows that metabolism does not actually drop until old age it stays stable in middle age you are just on average less active

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@AzureZionist @ElectoralEagle that's not true! there's a whole conspiracy about this with one of JKRs posts

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SBF’s lawyer locked outside the amphetamine fuck compound as SBF repeatedly incriminates himself

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@SeriouslyMrB @OutContextWW You’re 100% right

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@comradesanchez ‘Pride celebrations are an actual genocide’

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@spookperson Queer gatekeeping is exhausting

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@max_i_guess @sympatheticopp @Paul_Melman Yeah it was just purposefully heavy handed, it was finished as unfinished

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@ArmandDoma I think it’s so funny that he’s now Kamala Pilled, genuinely the funniest twist imaginable

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@BasedBakchod @yacineMTB I had multiple pixels and they were all shitty, maybe they’ve gotten better but the iphone is simply better in almost every way

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@nikicaga if it’s fake why isn’t there a community note

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@StatsLime @AdamLeavesEden @SimpleSCOTUS They continued sterilization in some states, most notably North Carolina, until the 70s

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@halal_bitch The fetch take was one of the all time greatest takes

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@roun_sa_ville Final fantasy 8?

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Thank you @justcameron for these amazing headshots!!

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I’m building a modern apartment building in a lot zoned for a single family home

COOLEE BRAVO 🥑

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The Purge movies weird cuz they said all crime legal and everybody automatically thought murder. I’a be at da grocery store stealin all da chicken & steak. IDGI.

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@ConspiracyBull1 that’s how he knows what a muslim country looks like

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@revhowardarson A lot of the stuff on tia was just straight up trolls being reported as if they were real

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@dudski @yourcompanionAI Sometimes, as self care, I do not find out what the discourse is about

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Bernie was our WJB, Pritzker will be our FDR

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@ErrataRob One year for the National debate championship the topic was “a biologist should not debate the young earth creationist” and the no side is obviously correct but didn’t win because the debate people were swayed by the argument that debate is good

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@trekpup Nintendo switch, great topic

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@evankinney he wants to retvrn to when gamer was said with a hard r

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We need more people in congress like her

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@Theophite Ben Franklin would be running a Marxist meme account within a week

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@JosephPolitano Obamacare is both clearly bad and it’s much better than what came before, unambiguously

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@bigblackjacobin Hey now we also tried to uhhh *checks notes* reinvent taxis in a way that somehow made them worse

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@ejfagan @JasonSCampbell yea but he specifically calls out Harvey Milk! He claims he was HIV positive

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@alicegoldfuss Every time I had a bad on call cycle I was more likely to make mistakes when I was off call because of fatigue, multiply that by a few years of understaffed teams and it gets bad quickly

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@Boringstein @Airbnb give me the listing for this one I wanna rent it for a month to practice my satanic lasagna rituals

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Aries Dela Cruz

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post a pic where you sort of resemble pommel horse guy

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~*nEw TwItTer RulEs*~ This was on the news! Twitter is deleting everyone’s accounts tomorrow!!1! Copy and paste the following to you ur page so u don’t get dELeTeD: I do NOT give Twitter permission to delete my account. Under the good posters’ law you MUST retain my account

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PETA is so horny

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@SKRollins @ettingermentum @Nomads4Pritzker

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@jasonballau Kids are too young to know if they're right handed or left handed, that's why we must force them to be right handed until they're 18.

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@ElectoralEagle your likes are to be clearer: still there, you just can't see them

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Got a haircut today

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Today was my last day at @datadoghq . It's been an amazing five years. I'm super happy to have been there and excited to do more new and exciting stuff.

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Me signing up for Disney plus: wtf is this why is it worth $10 a month? Me signing up for a $10 a month Patreon for a podcast: I am a patron of the arts, better than a Medici

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@sock_dem This is just RETVRN content for libs

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