Hey everyone, rainbow fish guy here. So I plowed threw a school zone and I’m pretty sure I just killed a kid. Anyway this is probably my last tweet on this app I love you guys
call your kindergarten teacher mom and no one bats an eye but god forbid i call my anatomy professor daddy once and my 450+ college peers lose their fucking minds
can we talk about how grandpa joe from willy wonka & the chocolate factory spent over a decade laying in bed, literally shitting in a bedpan and everything, and then just gets up and flawlessly shmoney dances with impeccable dexterity
in a couple years, a team of harvard educated scholars is going to update the dictionary to include current slang and phrases and one of them is going to explain what a bussy is in MLA format
my favorite has to be the guy who’s written a diary entry in my DMs every night for the last 10 months. one time i accidentally responded to him and he didn’t give a single shit, then went right back to writing his diary entries