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@FreddieSchnertz

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Father. Husband. Vet. Mother. PHD in Constitutional Politics. circumcision survivor. swiftie. florida sober. smart. affluent in 4 languages. K Rico! he/him

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@FreddieSchnertz
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6 months
@RicFlairNatrBoy @FalconryFinance @PiesanosSFP I’m the manager of PiesanosSFP sister location off Archer. Mr Flair was being drunk and disorderly. He woo’d directly into a blind grandmothers face. After being confronted he picked up furniture and swung it menacingly. We love Ric. But he was booger’d
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@DeionSandersJr Nope it’s true. My niece is the second lieutenant clarinet. She was there. She said Coach Prime spiked a ball directly into a tuba causing minor injury
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@g1lbee @PFTCommenter John I’m also local. I’m leading a team of looters on a fleet of kayaks. Plz send me your address so I can mark it off as occupied
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@Jerry__Grey @RachelK2021 @JenkinsBrevard Jerry just say you don’t know shit about the constitution
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@Jerry__Grey @RachelK2021 @JenkinsBrevard No Jerry I’m saying you wipe from the front
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@seltzer42 @HoernerMVP @SurtainIsland How did my man not see that coming? He tee’d it up
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@molochofficial Whatever happens in the Sea of Cortez stays in the Sea of Cortez
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@robrousseau a healthy relationship with my father
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@GhostOfMersh @dickmasterson Nice, the poor shaming at the end really added value
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@BarstoolBigCat @allbusinesspete When Hank is sleepy, can we call him Yawnnis?
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3 years
@holly_go_litely @ChrisCuomo Only here to add to the ratio -seems worth it
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@ProHulaHooper @anylaurie16 Sometimes, when ppl see a genocide going on, they say something about it
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@AbeBresn @David_Leavitt @ThisIsKyleR The Wisconsin governor can’t just “disarm” ppl. This is misinformation
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@iceebuffalo @DeionSandersJr Duh that’s why I’m reporting it She said the injured tuba guy is a bit porky and didn’t press charges because they offered him first dibs at the media catering table. No bs, the band was pissed
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@MikeKofiA I’m beginning to think Fred Hampton maybe wouldn’t like these guys
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@2manyjoshes @historyinmemes Correct apes have no opposable thumbs so they literally can’t make a question mark. Jane Goodell (Roger’s mom) wrote a book about it
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@ellie_hen @NoCapFights Wrong. This happens on fishing boats when a team member forgets the weed
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2 years
@DmitriBraverman @Bud_Light309 @culturaltutor This checks out. I’ve never seen a Centaur in a lifted F250
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1 year
Curious. Here’s the libsoftiktok ghoul defending Dave Portnoy. I’ve never liked Dave. Seems like a first rate elitist piece of shit. Do you really believe he bought Barstool back for a dollar? Wow, what a businessman (fart noise)
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@TerceraVenida “China forces Uighurs to do risky secret space walk” “China does secret space walk over Straits of Taiwan” “Chinese cosmonauts eat baby capybaras during secret space walk”
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@psspsspsspsps @HVACFamous Because the other cowards think the cops will protect (and not hurt) them Makes sense. Ppl who live in constant fear need something to cling to (authority)
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@nandtpolitics @jules_su This really sounds like something an XX would say. You should get tested
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3 years
@versatile_cat @NOAHPOPHAMBRAND @wholesumboomers I’m tear’d up with a lump in my throat
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9 months
@FalconryFinance I have Malaysian friends that say a lot of Malaysians are heavily influenced by Ian Miles Cheong. They’re surprised hes allowed to run his anti government propaganda campaign
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@esjesjesj I can’t figure out why Elon, a centrist, is always capin for RW chuds. This new centrism is confusing
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@TheRealCoach_JB @ThatcherC2 😂🤣😂🤣 Damn coach is getting cooked in the replies 🤡
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@Karl_Was_Right “The Chinese are better at doing what we do and Americans will buy their shit bc it’s more affordable. Free market blah blah”
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I'm 37 Snook season just opened (FL's most coveted inshore fish) Skipped work just to fish But I practice catch and release And I wear a mask This big breeder gets to live The right absolutely hates this
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1 year
@debruehe @andy_xor @Kimberl69490204 @theserfstv After a midday rain last week, a beautiful rainbow appeared. I instantly grabbed six peckers and started sucking.
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@JUNlPER @stclairashley “Omg I hear children as young as eight and a half can use google!”
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@BambxisForest @ElBartoArmy @RobertSkvarla @conzmoleman Someone gave him a bike to get rid of. You know just to put in the van to get rid of
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1 year
@David_desJ I mean, she barely had time to set up multiple cameras. She’s lucky she got outta there
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2 years
@BattlementLK Pffft. Merely a bad apple. I’m sure the good soldiers stopped him. oh, wait
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@forceonatr @stillgray Kinda undermines your point when you clearly know nothing about your example
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@AFMIII007 @AngelaBelcamino 7% of the vote and 6th place is doing something? Lil bro maybe sit this one out
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@TweetsieRail Most ppl don’t know this but you can taste the hot one (like a 12V)
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1 year
@PainBroisioned @mr_mxyplyzyk @Whatapityonyou Imagine how adolescent your brain has to be to post a pic of a role playing ex gf to score clout from the boys This is the same brain that thinks twitter is far left bc trans folks dare to exist
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@dellcam Pffft. This can’t possible be true. I keep seeing too many tweets about how we are a constitutional republic. Our rights are guaranteed! These clever gents were very adamant. No way this could happen in a constitutional republic.
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@ManMoulder @icono_clastic @Theholisticpsyc @DanBennett383 Question; if modern men aren’t masculine enough, when were they? the 80’s? or way back? or what?
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@MookiesMadhouse @davenewworld_2 @Steve_Shu This is terrifying. I was planning to use the house cat as emergency toilet paper. Sure, it won’t be easy. But it’s self cleaning. Now I learn I will have to eat the soiled cuddle bully! FML
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1 year
@AtlanticMirror_ I’ve seen that on Brazzers
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@AMatuszeski @parlertakes If you can stomach watching the 18 min clip he released pumping up this garbage, you’ll find he answers your concern. ‘God doesn’t have a timeline for miracles’ -loose quote Also, ‘China hacked the machines for Joe bc he’s a Communist’ Big if true 😂🤣
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I’m not here to blame anyone for a natural disaster but you only had one job
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@dei_gratia_zack @Voytekgotyahftw @PicturesFoIder Pepper these folks don’t know they can actually swim directly after eating
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@VoteRandyFine @UF I thought cancel culture was woke You want a professor fired for writing something down? 😂🤣😂🤣😂
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🚨 Looters Unite! 🚨 Wednesday night will be prime. Party starts in Tampa. The Villages are the next big score Remember to mainly target white people (the older the better). They can’t fight back Hurricane Milton will bless the hard working 🙏 Antifa and BLM will be there too
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@hamid13r @theserfstv That got me too. Hubris level off the charts
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@FalconryFinance My mom has decided when confronted with the absolute truth, it’s better to ignore it and double down on some shit she heard as a kid
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@Nati_Sports Toddler level take
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@set71374 @the_MOXIE_way @borg2porg @ZoraBora9 @Bug_Hall @_semperfemina_ @KylieD87 Pretty sure real jesus was a member of the Black Panthers Party. He got too big and the fbi took him out. Romans are the scapegoat
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@Aboutosleep @herosnvrdie69 @EmeryEXP To me, they look like ear muffs
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@patriottakes Would be kinda funny to spend the money just to order bud light
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@22Brew22Crew22 @alex_kirshner Same here. The “scare” pics of a few trans inmates is ridiculous. But no doubt have an affect on my parents
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@ymedad @bloodsoul270 What’s wokism?
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2 months
@kareemjeanjr @mcuban If this was a trump voter …it would have to be Vance’s kids for this to make sense
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@Dragon_Lady83 @Lisapool1980 A shower made your Covid go away?
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@VoteRandyFine @GovRonDeSantis Weird that you think of college kids protesting as Muslim terrorists
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@SemenzaMatthew1 @RGIII @CALEBcsw @uscfb He doesnt miss. Crazy consistency. Incredible how he flip flops like a politician. Piles of bad takes
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@RebeccaFulford1 @ambulancecaught @jonnysocialism I live in Florida and don’t want to speak for the whole nation but
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@Nevvvvu @OKJosh56 “Amputations are once in a lifetime. Take it like a man” a double digit IQ has been spotted
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@a_toots This is exactly why I refuse to use a pump that smells like butthole
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@Jbanklestankle1 @CitizenFreePres Kinda makes ya wonder if it doesn’t matter who wins. Almost like both parties work for the same donors (and not us)
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🚨Hurricane Milton Update 🚨 All the moving water has the bass fired up. Sadly the fire ants have lost their goddamm minds and are fleeing their dirt mounds in search of ankles. All grass is now a "hot" zone
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@shamu_sam @CodifyBaseball This was played in Japan. Everything goes the other direction south of the equator (Coryholeis effect)
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@FalconryFinance Same. I’ve been circumcising bull pelicans so they don’t get made fun of in the locker room
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@FalconryFinance I’ve assembled a small team of desperados to help loot luxury golf carts in the Villages Wed night
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@TheRealCoach_JB Imagine being proud of this comeback um good one coach. good one
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@3YearLetterman @CourtAnne1225 @KalenDeBoer @adultdiaper Does Meemaw still have to wear an ankle monitor while on Talladega Super Speedway property? Sure, flashing Awesome Bill from Dawsonville Elliot on the backstretch caused the “big one” in ‘92. But that lead to many safety innovations we have today
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@3YearLetterman @OrwellNGoode UK has zero SEC championships
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@RZNWAMedia @SpiritofHo Ffs, Free Danny Haiphong!
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@BarryOnHere He left the program in shambles. This is his legacy now. Tarnished
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@KAHFiction @DeionSandersJr apparently the clarinets are too
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@BreeNewsome I’m a sociologist. We’ve been using the term hegemonic generational trauma
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@ChrisLB1977 @RicFlairNatrBoy @FalconryFinance @PiesanosSFP That’s fair I get that a lot. “Freddie why aren’t you modeling?” I’ve worked in Hollywood and I’ve walked red carpets in Milan. But Kat Williams is right. I dislocated my jaw “auditioning” and no one wanted me anymore
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🚨Florida man screams like girl🚨 Just had a wolf spider loaded with babies climb directly onto my naked foot while in my bedroom drinking coffee. The cat unbothered, I grabbed a broom and found mama spider on my bed. I hit the spider and babies are fucking everywhere
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1 year
@JUNlPER @thechosenberg I’m still angry about how Chinch got treated
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3 years
@jhardy575 Coach K kinda sus. Oddly hand-sy.
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4 years
If you listen to episode # 22, this will make sense. I don’t think it’s as bad as our favorite convict made it out to be.
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Lemme tell YOU what’s wrong with kids these days It’s Uncrustables. These frozen bastards are delish. Sure. You literally can’t make them. But back in my day kids weren’t pussies. We had to cry to get mommy to cut the crust off our bread. Those hard times built hard MEN
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4 months
Breaking 🚨 Dr Ruth the Danish sexpert lady has passed away
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@BarryOnHere I can’t believe what he did to those beepers
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1 year
@dougdirt24 Booooo! Boo this tweet and boo Moustakas Yes I am ashamed of myself and my family. But that’s unrelated so
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@Slim_Reaper22 @OfficialG4tv @JRho_11 Sadly the baby was born with a testicle on its eyebrow
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1 year
@AriDrennen This is a terrific thread. All the nonsense has been thoughtfully censored
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3 years
@BFrydell @Sedders I’m 100% sure you’ve never delivered a devastating downfield block.
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1 year
@nikstankovic_ Here’s my specific Q for them Genocide? Ok, where are the mass graves? Show me the satellite images of mass graves in XJ.
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@whatever I like Hannah bc she doesn’t have tattoos (dirty)
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2 years
@93Purp @ChairladySpears @nypost I thought this mf just had a weak pull out game. It seemed to fit. But this IVF stuff really got me thinking he’s been watching too much tucker and is fighting GRT.
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3 years
When it gets cold enough our local sea cow population likes to huddle up in one specific canal. ~masculine urge to snuggle a manatee
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3 years
I’ve smoked crack numerous times. I’ve smoked crack with lots of different ppl. This Mike Lindell (My Pillow guy) is making us look bad.
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11 months
Shout out to all dads and grandpas that love trying to out clever the squirrels getting into the bird feeder. It’s such a rewarding failure Fuck you if you’re so god damn dumb you have to hurt the squirrel
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