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@KylieD87

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🐊• Hockey • Michigan football • True Crime • Politics • Cat lady • Swiftie • Golden Girls superfan • ♊️• #GoBlue #LetsGoPens

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Joined January 2009
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@KylieD87
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3 years
2009 Stanley Cup Final. Game 7. I truly don’t know if I will ever again experience that kind/level of joy; it was so multifaceted. That time will forever be one of the greatest of my life & if I think about it too much, I’ll cry. So much love. So much joy. So much greatness.
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3 years
If you could skate one shift in one game in history, which would you choose and why? 🤔
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@KylieD87
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@Bug_Hall You already have daughters. WTF is wrong with you?!
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@Bug_Hall Congratulations. You’re an awful person. Also, you’re not at all funny.
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You’ve never actually done yoga if you are asking why people prefer to wear tight-fitting while practicing. This may just be the most vapid thing I’ve read in a good while. You’re about as edgy as my nieces’ hand-me-down Fisher Price silverware, @nytopinion .
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Why yoga pants are bad for women
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@lisarec @KT3378 @nytopinion Right?! Your girl still has curves, so if I’m working out, I’m not trying to look like a popped can of croissants. Gotta keep it all in and compression gear is legit.
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@KT3378 @lisarec @nytopinion “Control-top exercise leggings that hold in your stomach won’t help.” My 325-lb former self would like a word.
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@KylieD87
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@LouisFarrakhan You’re aware that Jesus was a Jew, right? Just checking.
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@GreenEyedLilo @winnersusedrugs @matthewjdowd @clpthom We can be loving, civil, & dignified while being as loud as possible. The owner of The Red Hen was very dignified (& democratic) when she asked SHS to leave. We don’t have to be passive to “go high.” I’m still a classy dame when telling a creep to leave me the eff alone.
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@KylieD87
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1 year
@shannonrwatts You know you’re doing something right when you upset the MAGAts. Keep it up!
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@KylieD87
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@kirovslaya69 @Bug_Hall A few years ago? Like, 1956? My “failure to procreate” was a deliberate choice. You should delete your fragility.
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@KylieD87
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3 years
Who walked 22 feet today?! This girl.
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@tmmdaytontexas @shannonrwatts I love my kitchen, making my own money, and bodily autonomy.
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8 years
@grammycinny @chrissyteigen I don't think Jesus would like you being so rude to someone you don't know, Grammy.
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@KylieD87
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5 years
25 years ago today, my dad died suddenly from a heart attack. We now know that exposure to Agent Orange during his service in Vietnam destroyed his heart. I miss my dad every single day & it means so much to me that the @VVMF honors men & women who died after returning home.
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@MikeM6174 @donmoyn Yes, because every other nation let the Nazi regime continue because “it wasn’t their business.” Well, turns out it became everyone’s business far too late and millions of Jews were murdered. The Holocaust could have been stopped. #NeverAgain
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@KylieD87
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@ask_aubry Dude outed himself as a sex tourist.
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@KylieD87
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@KatheineLatham @MamaDoctorJones Are you aware that pronouns are not new? Did you not take an English class ever? You’re obviously able to tweet in English so you must not have been paying attention when pronouns were taught.
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@therecount So now we’re blaming the teen suicide epidemic on trans people?! The low of the GOP knows no limit.
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@KylieD87
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7 years
@MarkAndrew12000 @CristianHaberm1 @LouisFarrakhan This may make your head explode, but I studied Islam in college (because I wanted to) in courses taught by a Christian minister. Islam is a religion of peace. Educate yourself. Ignorance is never a good look.
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@KylieD87
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@ask_aubry That tracks as domestic abuser behavior.
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5 years
@MichaelARanger1 @magickpartner Find one immediately. Pretty much am adult Disneyland of deliciousness.
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@KylieD87
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3 years
I took FOUR steps today. The most I’ve walked in almost 50 days.
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6 years
@winnersusedrugs @GreenEyedLilo @matthewjdowd @clpthom I respectfully disagree. The message gets lost when you become vile. IMO, the most powerful messages are eloquent and civilized. Neither of those things diminishes the effect. I will never stoop to level of folks like this:
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@ask_aubry “Get a relationship” really sent me. As if relationships are something tangible you acquire because you’ve done a prescribed set of tasks.
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@KylieD87
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1 year
@bmabe47 @theashleyray She act like she’s some strong, independent woman. Sweet, strong, independent women don’t allow ANYONE to force them into a date for any reason. I don’t buy her “going on 40 hours without sleep” nonsense. Or maybe she’s just a fraud all around.
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@KylieD87
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8 years
Don’t DM this to me, @penguins . It’s gutless. IT’S POOR TASTE EVERY DAY. Say it publicly.
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@KylieD87
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3 years
First day of rehab. Let’s do this.
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1 year
@MdBreathe Based on your timeline, she’s not wrong.
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@KylieD87
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3 years
Passed all of my PT tests this morning. One step closer to going home tomorrow!
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@KylieD87
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3 years
I AM TRACH FREE!!!!!
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2 years
@CNN The United States has the highest maternal mortality rate of any modernized country and it’s even high for women of color.
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@KylieD87
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@sleepyeepee @metroadlib Our criminal justice and prison systems are not at all about rehabilitation. They are about the continuous & systematic punishment, abuse, and marginalization of our society’s most at-risk populations. This policy only serves to reinforce that.
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@KylieD87
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FREEEEEEDOMMMMM! I’m free, y’all. I’m actually going home! 😀
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6 years
@dyfl @alicegoldfuss A guy I was seeing took me to a family party. While talking to a few people around a fire pit his uncle stopped me with, “You’re a great storyteller, eloquent, & probably intelligent, but if you don’t stop saying ‘like’ no one will ever take you seriously.”
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@MAGA202011 @NBCNews Meanwhile, you need geography and American history lessons.
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@pgh_scanner Sharing is caring! He’s just trying to unite the people.
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@ask_aubry This is definitely a story he told his colleagues about his “girlfriend” he met on Facebook, who just so happens to be “stuck overseas” waiting on a fortune from her great-uncle, a Prince.
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@worldhockeyrpt The state of hockey?
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@KylieD87
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7 years
@rabiasquared You’d think Trump would have picked a P-city that actually voted for him, but, details.
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@KylieD87
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5 years
Can we start a GoFundMe to get @CoJustsam ’s Grandma to Hollywood for the rest of Sam’s @AmericanIdol run?! I’m 100% serious. They both deserve it.
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@KylieD87
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@_pem_pem Where did you get your MD? PsyD? Oh, wait. You self-publish a “newsletter” about your opinions on mental health. Cool story, bro.
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@KylieD87
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Finally got to shave my legs and walked without a walker. Today has be alright.
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@KylieD87
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7 years
@CristianHaberm1 @MarkAndrew12000 @LouisFarrakhan I’m a Christian, ma’am. Please show me where I said I am a Muslim or align with Farrakhan. Believe it or not, just because I don’t hate something, doesn’t mean I “align” with it.
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@therealcornett You have no idea how voting actually works, do you? 🤣😂
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@KylieD87
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What kind of monster crashes into the Oakmont Bakery?! Tar and feather the bastard.
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@KylieD87
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I just walked around @sheetz without a walker! I’ve been walking around the house, but this is my first successful public outing. Wooooo #progress
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@KylieD87
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You guys, I just put on and zipped up size 8 jeans. SIZE EIGHT. I don’t own jeans because I still don’t know how to dress myself after losing a person. The last jeans I purchased were 26W. This is surreal.
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@JoshYohe_PGH Weeks after the Cup parade, Bonino essentially said the same thing upon his arrival in Nash & no one batted an eye because every UFA says it; even traded guys do. It wouldn’t have bothered Torts if he wasn’t keenly aware of #CBJ ’s culture of mediocrity. The truth always stings.
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@DrKyle @antach She clearly only likes people that agree with her and doesn’t know the difference between the public and private sectors. Also, he made it a federal holiday and it’s the responsibility of the premiers to follow suit. Gotta love people like that.
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@KylieD87
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YOU. GUYS!!! My heart was functioning at 35% and I was in congestive heart failure in December 2021. My heart is now functioning at 63%, completely healthy, and I’ve been fully cleared for surgery next week!!!!! ❤️
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@DanRather @TG22110 That’s because Dan is an American treasure.
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@KylieD87
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@NameYourPricee My brother has been a volunteer firefighter since the day he turned 16 and this tweet describes him to an absolute tee. I am amazed by his courage on a daily basis. Thank you to your dad and your family for his bravery and sacrifices.
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@Dan_Fogelman Can Season 3 start next week? I can’t wait until the fall. #ThisIsUs
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@gjbanditqueen @Boubah360 @RealJamesWoods @epickdani I guess when I was 10 years old and my mom took my brother and I to the movies right after my father’s funeral for an hour or two of normalcy, we weren’t really grieving. Were the last 24 years of my life also a lie, Dr. Grief Expert?
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@CristianHaberm1 @MarkAndrew12000 @LouisFarrakhan I feel bad for your children. You are teaching hate. I take it as a compliment that you think I am ignorant.
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@KylieD87
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7 years
I’m ready for this to be the last period of hockey in the 2016-17 season. Do it, Pens.
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@KylieD87
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3 years
Set a new PR with the walker today - 150ft.
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@KylieD87
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3 years
100 ft today and my therapist told me I’m a rockstar. I should also get my trach out this week. 🤞🏻
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3 years
53 feet today. A new record! Wooooo
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@KylieD87
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@BuzzFeedNews And yet, Pittsburgh went Democrat. Stop using our name as if we like you.
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Dear @RealityGaysPod : I really need “Drive Tamara, DRIVE!” as my text tone. I can’t be the only one. Okay, thanks. ♥️
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@maschlaggy @Victorshi2020 THANK YOU! Legacy admissions far outweigh affirmative action numbers but we don’t talk about that because it mostly benefits white students.
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My #firstpost on Vine
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I just saw someone use ‘your’re.’ It is truly the end of times.
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@thegoodcatboy Youse very handsomes, Bilbo! I love a good boy with a fat hat. My Pima has a fat head because he stores his extra haps there. 🧡
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@KylieD87
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Some little factoids I learned today: •I was in a coma for 36 days •I was on a ventilator for a month before the tracheostomy. I need to remind myself on the daily how lucky I am that be alive (and walking).
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This gave me literal goosebumps! I like seeing my generation and younger getting involved in politics. I LOVE seeing young women passionate about making a difference. 💪🏻
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@KylieD87
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@YesMarielle @dyfl @alicegoldfuss EXACTLY. That made my blood boil. I guess I am probably smart because I have a Master’s degree. Nobody said that I used ‘like’ too much when I was defending my thesis.
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@thedailybeast Well, Samantha. When your own daughter validates the claims, I don’t think they are malicious rumors. Just saying.
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New rule for summer: If the temp goes above 89, I’m not wearing a bra. I have this luxury because I mostly work from home, but if I have to leave, the girls are going free. If you don’t like seeing my big ol’ titties being free, don’t look at ‘em. It’s too hot to care anymore.
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@Rwlshmakeup Can you do a lip liner tutorial? I know it’s simple for most, but I’ve always had a hard time doing it.
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@scarlettlynx @mattxiv Never trust anyone who thinks an apostrophe makes a word plural.
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1 year
@DougRicheyMO Here, I got rid of your word salad. You just meant, “Please don’t make white people feel sad and uncomfortable.”
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@CathHurt @AngryBlackLady They aren’t protecting anything. “Pro-life” is clearly a fallacy. It’s about controlling women and forced birth. Full stop.
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1 year
@jeffjeff360 @AP Seeing as how the court already mostly gutted the VRA, how is it not a surprise that they kept a piece of it?
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@KylieD87
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3 years
Had a check-up with my PCP today and lost another 15 pounds in three months. I am officially the thinnest I have ever been in my adult, which means I’ve lost 175 pounds from my highest weight in 2015. I am strangely emotional about this.
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@DianaCruzGarc1A @Linda__Stevens @maybegabrielle Fetuses aren’t viable outside the womb. Hope this helps.
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7 years
Shoutout to Michelle at the Shadyside @Sephora for making me pretty.
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@AngryBlackLady The male ego is so damn fragile.
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@Nancy59501057 @nancook It’s not the end of the year?
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@RightWingWatch If being “woke�� and a “snowflake” means slurs of any kind are unacceptable, then I’m a proud Woke Snowflake.
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@JanePitt Ka-boss-ee
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4 years
@RealityGaysPod The story of Aunt Peggy’s lip may be the most iconic intro you guys have ever had. I nearly peed my pants. 😂
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@jeffjeff360 @AP The truth hurts.
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6 years
@_ethiopiangold This is very clearly a case of ‘living while black.’ Can’t have the sweet little white ladies getting uncomfortable because black people are breathing the same air. She’s just an advocate for safe water handling, not a bigot. 🙄
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@KylieD87
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3 years
Jade Carey was absolutely robbed on beam. No way should her score have been so low! Wtf
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@KylieD87
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5 years
Polly update: Her nurse just told me that her prognosis went from only having a few months to live to YEARS! I am so grateful for all of the prayers and good vibes being sent her way. Keep ‘em coming!
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Old ladies telling me that they can see how hard I work in therapy means everything because I always wonder if I’m doing enough.
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@PublicistUSA @meralee727 You're right. Kirk Cameron has values I will never have because I am a Christian that DOESN'T have hate in their heart.
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@KathleenLights1 Living in the northeast makes January feel extra long. Subzero temps and snow will do that.
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“You know what we need? A really seasoned investigator that looks great in a blazor.” - @GillianWithaG about dreamboat/Superman/king investigator of the world, @PaulHoles . #HotforHoles @TrueCrimeObsess
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7 years
I miss early Twitter when our biggest worry was making sure Hossa regretted leaving the Pens. People weren’t such human wastes online then.
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4 years
One of my cats that got out a few years ago made his way back to me and I can’t stop crying over him. What a day. ♥️
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I have a B I G interview this morning. I want this one probably more than I’ve ever wanted a job before. If you could spare a good thought or positive vibe for me, I’d greatly appreciate it.
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I am a gun owner. I would hand mine over without a second thought if it meant this would never happen again.
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