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I am 24, doing nothing while feeling guilty about how I am not being productive just wishing I was 16 again, doing nothing while feeling guilty about not studying.

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I have immense respect for Akshay Kumar. It must be extremely difficult to be trained in Martial Arts with a spine missing.

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5 years

Regarding the ‘like’ on the tweet of Jamia Milia students, it was by mistake. I was scrolling and accidentally it must have been pressed and when I realised I immediately unliked it as In no way do I support such acts.

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Crowdstrike, if you are reading this: it's okay sweetie, mistakes happen. Take your own time as we don't need an update on this for at least a few business days.

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Just one microsoft worldwide outages that prevents us from using our work laptops makes this life worth living again.

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If vaccine is out of stock everywhere, can I blame the guy who has stuck a photo of his fucking face on the vaccination certificate or is he there only to take the credit?

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4 years

Indian Twitter today:

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"ye sab students politics kyu karte hai inka kaam padhna hai" "ye sab politicians anpadh kyu hai"

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In July 1933, Adolf Hitler came up with an innovative idea to ban all political parties except the Nazi party.

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Remember when Paresh Rawal and Akshay Kumar made a movie about how powerful people use religion to fool others and then they went ahead and did EXACTLY THAT

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4 years

Nations led by the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse are finally here

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Can't believe Congress sent only 938 buses when they promised 1000. Next they will promise a 20 lakh crore economic package which actually is about 1 lakh crore only.

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6 months

The wire cracked this joke 20 years ago

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A quarter of Goldman Sachs employees are Vice Presidents

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In Jawan's Interval rn and the effect of SRK on an indian brain must be studied because no way anyone sane who wasn't given any money be wilfully saying this is even a watchable movie. This is like a 2 hour collection of the worst insta reels you could ever imagine.

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4 years

Idk bro looks like a dog to me

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Humanity

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The fact that they didn't invite Kapil Dev but invited the actor who played Kapil Dev is hilariously on point with Narendra Modi Stadium.

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I am tired of this hectic corporate job and looking to apply for a job where I will get paid a decent amount to do absolutely nothing with no accountability. Is the Election Commission hiring by any chance?

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Indians want dictatorship not because they don't like their rights but because they KNOW exactly whose rights will be trampled to make way for an imagined better life.

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Will never understand what drives people into thinking we'll be better under dictatorship or Army rule. Constitution mein itni aazadi di hai tumko.. apne rights pasand nahi hai kya ? God forbid 1 day the regime decides to go after u. No FIR, no arrest, no talk, Faisla on the spot

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4 years

No comedy can match reality anymore.

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3 years

Some countries have a prime minister, we have an MBA Intern who is only responsible for coming up with as many marketing campaigns as possible.

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11th to 14th April can be observed as 'Tika (vaccination) Utsav' for COVID19 vaccination: Prime Minister Narendra Modi

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On the other hand, Modi cancelling his rallies would have a lot of impact, save possibly hundreds of lives if not more. But he wouldn't do that since killing people to win elections is what he does best.

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4 years

I congratulated my nephew on call for his board exam score even though i haven't talked to him in a decade FUCK I AM THAT RELATIVE NOW WHOM I ALWAYS HATED

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1 year

I just half-saw a reel of some influencer talking about how she stayed over at a hotel in SoBo for 7k for a night (*only*) because she was feeling too lazy to drive to her place in Bandra and even my Insta app noped the fuck out of that reel and crashed.

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5 years

What an insanely well made TV show #Chernobyl

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4 years

I am convinced that adult life is basically being on autopilot on weekdays and in existential crisis on weekends

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4 years

Unreal PR move by Corona

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3 years

One of these days, BeerBiceps guy will read a book, any book, and his mind will be blown.

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3 years

Founder of a marketing agency, Abhishek Asthana, thinks that digital marketing means abusing women on the internet.

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1 year

Most predictable country united in its bigotry.

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#MuzaffarnagarViralVideo | The ‘Alt News’ journalist has been booked under the Juvenile Justice Act for a purported video of the incident he had posted on social media. Read more:

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3 years

How do you separate the art from the artist when the art is enabling the artist to avoid any accountability and consequences

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5 years

This man has been in charge of a state that has seen the worst floods in 100 years, the most dangerous epidemic in India in recent times in the form of Nipah and now the biggest global pandemic of our time. Every single time, his government response has been exemplary.

Pinarayi Vijayan

@pinarayivijayan

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Fighting #COVID19 | Don't Stigmatize It's important that there is no stigma around COVID19. This is a contagious viral disease; almost anyone can get affected by it. Stigma can lead to under reporting, misinformation & lack of cooperation. It takes all of us to win this battle.

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2 years

Happy Dussehra everyone!

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2 years

Love Goodreads so much, never has a social media app given so much nothing to its users. You want to do the simple task of seeing someone's profile? It will only take 5-6 business days and the blood of a forest raven as a sacrifice to the user interface gods.

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5 years

This is how morally corrupt this government and their minions are.

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5 years

Hugging scientists in the streets, cutting their salaries in the sheets

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Really jealous of people who can ask for help without feeling guilty of being a burden

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My brother in christ Zomato you created the difference and now want credit for it not being there anymore???

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Zomato has introduced a 100% price match guarantee, ensuring that the prices listed on Zomato are exactly the same as those on the restaurant's menu.

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I grew up thinking in Marathi but somewhere along the way I naturally transitioned to thinking in English to now, not thinking.

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4 years

The only kind of jokes that most people in India can tolerate are sexist jokes.

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4 years

If I am in the passenger seat and I see this then hanuman chalisa

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The sheer shamelessness required to post this smh

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Under Modiji, LPG cylinder prices might be through the roof but atleast gaslighting is done for free.

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Timely intervention by Centre saved Manipur: PM Modi ji

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Ashwin was so wrong about Tim Paine's career being over after Aus tours India, its over after this test itself.

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7 years

Took them 4 hours to increase Sanchez's wages by 150k.

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2 years

De Gea trying to come off his line against a through ball behind the defence:

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wtf is this choreography 😭😭😭

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??????? What do people think Thane is man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Who knew love could happen in Thane? The truth is love happens when you’re seen & accepted for who you are. The vulnerability of @MasabaG & the solidity of @ritwikbhowmikk gave me hope for a chance of love in this madness called Mumbai. #ModernLoveMumbai

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1 year

Never met a human being who uses this red mouse nipple but when I do meet someone who does actually use it, they will have my utmost respect.

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If people in Noida had spent 5k+ on tickets and 3+ hours in traffic jams to reach a show that didn't happen due to technical reasons, there definitely would have been some murdering.

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Dear Bengalaru India, I was so looking forward to performing in your amazing city but due to technical issues we’ve been forced to cancel both shows. We tried everything but because the audience can’t hear the comedians on stage there’s literally no way to do a show. We’ll make

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3 years

Weekday reminder

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Modi has done the impossible, he made the young people of Mumbai and Delhi actually like each other.

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2 months

Just one microsoft worldwide outages that prevents us from using our work laptops makes this life worth living again.

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2 years

Just realised that Elon Musk is basically what would happen if the Gabbbar dude got really rich

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4 years

*Modiji takes a shit* Arnab: UNPRECEDENTED AND HISTORICAL SURGICAL STRIKE ON THE COMMODE

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Yup, surgical strike indeed.

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3 years

I am saving myself from british food

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You can only save one.

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Shashi Tharoor

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PM Modi congratulated 130 crore Indians when he spoke at the RamMandir yesterday. But India's population is estimated at 1,38,00,04,385 in mid-2020, a/c to UN data. An omission of 8 crore people is worrying to many, after CAA/NRC. If inadvertent, a correction would be reassuring.

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As an Indian, there is something about USA's driving system that doesn't sit right with me.

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4 years

"How do you know someone is an MBA"

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Just a friendly reminder that @NetflixIndia is NOT free for these two days. You're offering your TIME, if not money. ...and if you don't value yours, nobody else will.

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I don't want to pay taxes because government isn't held accountable but also I support government not being held accountable.

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2 years

Took a nap and woke up in a Mad Max Fury Road world

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3 years

I don't think I have shared the cutest random photo I ever took

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Haven't seen twitter be this funny in ages, wish the queen died everyday.

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3 years

"As thousands of people are dying because of me, I am actually going to have to do my job tomorrow. Due to that, I would not be able to do something that is absolutely not my job"

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Tomorrow, will be chairing high-level meetings to review the prevailing COVID-19 situation. Due to that, I would not be going to West Bengal.

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If anyone wondering why Chetan fucking Bhagat decided to speak up, its because his core audience is students.

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I moved out and I still need to lie to my parents about where I am half the time when does this end

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War toh kuch bhi nahi hai Modiji even stopped Covid second wave temporarily so that thousands could participate in his election rallies, the power of this man 🙏🙏🙏

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5 years

Can't even blame Jose Mourinho for this shitshow at Old Trafford

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This man has a serious problem

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call me old fashioned but i was raised to serve my government. i work my ass off and i give them tax. i do whatever they say bc they are my lords and they make the rules around the house. they own me. i am their property. if they ever kill me it's bc i was lacking

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No one: Section 144:

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Modiji turns me on.

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The missionaries took away my slaves - a truly Indian Middle Class tragedy

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Loved this 😭

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Just waiting for the day this guy says the government has to sell Air India because Rajiv Gandhi wasn't a good enough pilot.

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As petrol crossed the Rs 100 per litre mark, PM Modi said the middle-class would not have been burdened if the previous governments had focussed on reducing India's energy import dependence. Read more:

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Been laughing at this for the last 10 mins I need help

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I remember in first ep of Sherlock, he says there are scuff marks near the phone's charging port which means the user must be an alcoholic matlab kya chutiya deduction hai bas fatfat bola toh smart bann gaya kya lodu

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5 years

My dad is really good at displaying emotions

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post texts with your dad

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3 years

Why is this the funniest thing I had seen on Insta in ages 😭😭😭

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I can never order food without knowing the price. You can tell me all about how its the best mexican dish you have but I will always ask Quesadilla?

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Dikh raha hai

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In other news - Fresh formal job creation in India dipped to 30 months low in Nov according to payroll data- EPFO #Unemployment

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4 years

Rest of the world: India, you get an F in democracy Indian government:

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India mulls new democracy report, freedom index by local think tank ( @A2D2_ reports)

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I swear to god I just had my best ever twitter moment

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I can't believe that what started as an actual insight into how seemingly unbiased algorithms and data capturing can be inherently racist is now a meme😭😭

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4 years

Unsubscribing Netflix in May turned out to be a good decision because I have read 38 books since then 👀

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1 year

Palladium mall at Lower Parel has this "Spirit of Mumbai" art installation and while its well made and all, I kinda find it weird that this is situated at a place which is almost exclusively visited by people who have never travelled in mumbai local atleast like this lol

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Life pro tip: live a horrible and emotionally draining life outside of work and work will seem like a vacation ✨

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3 years

Don't wake up babe existence is a scam

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One thing i have realised is that i cannot read fiction books written in a descriptive manner JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS NEXT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE COLOUR OF THE NEIGHBOURING BUILDING

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There is a kitten sleeping on my lap how do I work now

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The size of this W is humungous. Winning against a corporate backed bill personally endorsed by this megalomaniac and making him actually apologise for the first time in 7 years is HUGE.

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@ndtv

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#Breaking | "Want to apologise to the countrymen; today, on the Parkash Purab of Sri Guru Nanak Dev Ji, I am here to tell you that we have decided to repeal the three #FarmLaws ": Prime Minister Narendra Modi in his address to the nation.

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I moved out to live alone and here i am eating fruits, keeping things clean, showering everyday etc etc i have never been more ashamed of myself

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4 years

Big fan of this war between local fascists and national fascists.

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3 years

Reality TV show idea: Make Deepak Shenoy survive on 16k for a month in Mumbai without any old capital and multiple mouths to feed. Make it happen @NetflixIndia

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Amazing that even a 16000 rupee earning (post fuel) is considered way too low.

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Planning to take over the world with this army who wants to join

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We live in a country where everyday majority of young children are taught to be less like the protesters at Jamia and more like subservient hundreds at RSS event who demonstrated Babri Masjid fall in Karnataka yesterday. How does anyone have any hope with this country?

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Unlike HONY, they should know that HOB does PR for fascists and absolutely sue them.

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I've stayed quiet on the appropriation of my work because I think @HumansOfBombay shares important stories, even if they've monetized far past anything I'd feel comfortable doing on HONY. But you can't be suing people for what I've forgiven you for.

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I know its been a crazy year but UP Police calling out Zee News and ANI while referring to AltNews is still the most unexpected thing to have happened in 2020.

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How is it that ours is the only nation where one hand distance is taught in school and yet never followed in real life

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Rip shane warne but he could never spin like this

Abhishek ✨

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There are many people who'll agree to this. That's where the problem lies

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United players when they get possession:

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I don't know a single person who as a kid did not atleast attempt to eat entire dabba of sukha bournvita when left home alone.

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I missed the "Its better than drugs Jeremy" meme train but this is it

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Its honestly fucking crazy that our 10th boards geography curriculum involved rote learning where all in India are the bauxite ores, coal mines etc etc

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