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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
Bro, age 30-40 is a soul crusher. You're dealing with accepting your group of friends getting smaller, your parents getting older, cleaning financial mess you made in your 20's, your career, health, dating, marriage. You GOTTA find some time to heal your mind. You just have to.
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@Fieldagent7
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2 years
Hakuna watu rahisi kudinya kama feminists.
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@Fieldagent7
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2 years
😂😂😂
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@Fieldagent7
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1 year
Jana naona iko mama ame anza ku give birth hadi kichwa ya mtoi ika toka na masoja na nurses wa Mama Lucy hospital wana angalia tu without helping kama wame funga gate. That hospital should be closed.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
11 months
No one prepares you for the grief that comes with loosing a parent, REST WELL DAD. 🕊
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@Fieldagent7
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1 year
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@MjombaMinion
Chef wa TV 🇩🇪
1 year
Mnatoa wapi pesa lakini?
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@Fieldagent7
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2 years
Kama mtaa yako unaskia watu waki celebrate you need to work extra hard.
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@Fieldagent7
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2 years
What nonsense is this?
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@Fieldagent7
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2 years
We want a peaceful election that’s all.
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@Fieldagent7
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2 years
Mbona Mume anza ku delete tweets?
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@Fieldagent7
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1 year
Nani ako Umoja anataka ku dinywa?
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
Never lend money to a girl you ain't dating, Let her suffer with her broke boyfriend.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
@Kimuzi_ Ume shindwa na Mandago Sasa unataka ku chase clout na Amerix? Be about something Wacha ku zunguka kama malaya.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
@IsaacNjugunaK1 @amerix You have wrong women in your circle.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
1 year
No woman should go through what that lady underwent at Mama Lucy hospital, saddening part is the female nurses were just there watching without flinching and some of them are mothers already, we lost our humanity long ago.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
1 year
@polo_kimani Ata Wewe huwezi fanya kazi na mtu annoying kama Obina na upende hiyo kazi.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
Ukimwi iki shika influencer mmoja itapita na kama 94% of them.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
8 months
@kuwamocho_ Good health zingine zote ni L’s.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
9 months
@polo_kimanii Mimi kuna lecturer mumama Alikua ana ni taka ku lenga aka nipea supp.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
7 months
Oya @WilliamsRuto kuna mtu aliku sumbua Uki fuga kuku? Mbona utaka ku hangaisha raiya?
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
7 months
Govt Chicken Inspectors to Raid Homes & Vehicles in Search of Poultry
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@Fieldagent7
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2 years
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
First 5years ni ya ku recover pesa ili tumika for campaign since 2017, mambo ya manifesto Tuta angalia after 2027.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
8 months
Kukua jealous kwa success ya mtu ni kitu mbaya sana.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
1 year
@polo_kimani Ask yourself this questions; Do you really need the 3 bedroom house now? Is a car a necessity? What if you can split the amount buy two plots and speculate and the other half you buy a car?
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
Watu hu tumwa fegi na wamama ndio wana trash bangi.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
Hao workers wa Jalas shows you how human beings are ungrateful cunts.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
9 months
Kplc hukua na upuus ocha, stima inaweza potea aje for a month na hakuna dalili ya ku tengenezwa?
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@Fieldagent7
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2 years
Jamaa ali piga hii picha Kwani Alikua ame jificha kwa bush?
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
7 months
@Osama_otero Ana kaa kujenga mtu rahisi sana.
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@Fieldagent7
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2 years
How it started vs how it’s going 💉💉
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@Fieldagent7
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1 year
@kim_mwirichia @gabrieloguda Kizungu mingi na Una ongea matope.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
1 year
@eduzmi Huyu msee hua ana portray fatherless behavior mbaya sana.
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@Fieldagent7
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2 years
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
I don’t understand how 40 by 80 land can cost over 2 million in kamulu.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
"Weka Yeye Mimba" First advice Kenyans give you when they see you with a beautiful woman.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
10 months
Avoid loud and vulgar women.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
It doesn’t sit well with me the way many property agents have come up na wana target the youth kuwa uzia plot za 50*100 huko Malindi at 99k. Muosho mmoja written all over.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
1 year
@zionpearl @Osama_otero Don’t pray Osama is an atheist.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
9 months
Kama Una fanya biz ya ukora usi kue na twitter account juu Uta malizwa, ukora ita julikana one way or another.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
9 months
@polo_kimanii Introverts watoe TL extroverts watoe kwa ground.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
9 months
To be honest Kenyan police wenye wata pelekwa Haiti will be massacred.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
Siku hizi watu wana dedi without warning Uko okay this minute next minute ume dedi.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
8 months
@polo_kimanii Special operators training women bodies can’t withstand it.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
8 months
Watu huvaa hizo petco nyingi kwa vidole na ma chain kwa shingo huni kalia wezi.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
1 year
@polo_kimanii Hiyo narrative ya kui pea sijui 6months one year huwa scam. Uta ingia kwa shimo huwezi recover.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
😂😂😂
@_BestVideos
Best Videos 🎥🔞
3 years
Wtf 😳
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@Fieldagent7
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1 year
@polo_kimanii 20year old anajua office administration gani?
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
This fuckers IPOA should leave Ahmed Rashid alone.
@CisNyakundy
Cyprian, Is Nyakundi
2 years
Police officer Ahmed Rashid ordered to take plea after IPOA recommended he be charged with murder over killing of two people at Eastleigh area, Nairobi in 2017.
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@Fieldagent7
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1 year
Here is the video
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@Fieldagent7
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8 months
@polo_kimanii When the time is right it will locate you.
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@Fieldagent7
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2 years
@MigunaMiguna Where is the crowd?
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@Fieldagent7
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1 year
Kiherehere utawacha, hii ni upuus na self entitlement before making noise do some reading first otherwise you’ll look like a fool.
@misstrudy_
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We got arrested for filming at the Airport! This is getting out of control! We have a right to create content without intimidation! Watch full video on my YouTube channel! . . . #trending #arrested #ContentCreator
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@Fieldagent7
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8 months
@polo_kimanii Ku uza moti juu uko chini huwa swara. Maisha ita kupiga stick mbaya.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
Huyu msee hukua ever real and always smiling. 🔥
@Kotsocha_ke
KOT Socha 🇰🇪
2 years
Ahead of tomorrow's delicious meal ,,I decided to do cleanliness to the Luku🔥using Bidco cream and Msafi detergent .....it is a fantastic day .. @BidcoGroup
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@Fieldagent7
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1 year
@kuwamocho_ Hao ndio wa kutumwa jacket kwa gari.
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@Fieldagent7
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2 years
@abdulqaadirMN Ebu tembelea VCT ni bure by the way.
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@Fieldagent7
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1 year
From what exactly, turmeric?
@NimuKiarie
Jaber is Jaber
1 year
Hide your boyfriends.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
Ladies, a Man who encourages you to study and work hard for your own money is better than a man who buys you expensive weaves to put on your empty head.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
9 months
Watu hawana pesa hukua na hasira sana.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
Una kataa kupiga sherehe Ati Una save kidogo kidogo unakufa Watu wana piga sherehe na pesa yako mbaya.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
1 year
@polo_kimanii Umesema ongea ukweli but Uta malizwa bure.
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@Fieldagent7
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2 years
Kumbe huku some tenants have been paying less rent.
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@Fieldagent7
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1 year
@polo_kimanii Academic writing was good 10years ago.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
@Osama_otero Na dem ana lewa kwa bar na mwenye ana lewa kwake indoors kuna tofauti?
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
Hiyo story NEVER take in anybody especially hii Nairobi Ati sijui ubeshte kosokoso just NEVER.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
1 year
@Fieldagent7
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Hii Nairobi Uta ona mtu ana ishi ‘soft life’ Uki mu uliza anasema ni kuji tuma na God.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
1 year
Hii TL you’ll always find that one madman who is angry about your tweets and will start insulting you unprovoked.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
10 months
There are people out here who could work for less, when you are jobless na Umefika mwisho you’ll understand.
@muchirrii
Mister
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Kuemploy mtu 500bob daily basically unamlipa 15k kwa mwezi in this economy?bloody hell
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
1 year
Little knowledge is dangerous. The Maasai community show respect to elders when greeting them by bowing down and the elder touches their head. Nothing wrong with this picture.
@Kimuzi_
Kimuzi
1 year
Hii ndo shit Raila anataka. Hautaiona msee akibow down to Ruto. No one worships him like a god. Hizi umbwakni ndo inafanya haioni urais
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
8 months
Oya @WilliamsRuto Uki kaa Kenya wiki mbili bila ku fly out utakua mgonjwa au?
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
9 months
Young boys wali kimbilia marriage na ku peana mimba wana onyeshwa dust mbaya sana.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
1 year
😂😂😂😂
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2 years
Leo ni ku ingia kejani mapema.
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@Fieldagent7
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1 year
In 4 months time the stadium in Wote will be complete and other short stories.
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
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Cooking gas prices to drop from Ksh2,800 to Ksh300 - Ruto
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@Fieldagent7
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9 months
Nyama choma ya kiamaiko sijui huwekwa nini tamu kushinda kuma.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
Niki onaga dem na dera naonaga tu haja vaa suruali.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
1 year
Family meetings are the worst to attend when you are unmarried or broke.
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@Fieldagent7
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2 years
@_salim_ke @MillicentOmanga Wee bana 😂😂😂
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
Ageing gracefully.
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@Fieldagent7
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2 years
Jana kuna vijana wali angushwa na raiya side za ksouth na raiya after kuiba 32inch Tv?
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
Appetizer 🔥
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
1 year
@polo_kimanii 😂😂😂 mtu haja jaribu biz hawezi elewa.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
If you are a giver you will always receive.
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Field Agent
2 years
Your comfort is someone’s else’s misery and vice versa is also true. Be thankful always.
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2 years
Once you start earning salary, your rank in the family increases.
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@Fieldagent7
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@polo_kimanii Immediately after burial.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
Saa hii vijana waki onekana wawili au watatu pale CBD na shaggy hair na rugged jeans wanakua suspects.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
Hii mambo ya kuenda hosi na Una itishwa mavi yako huni katsia sana.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
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Mkisha dinyana Mna tuletea drama yenu huku then what? Au Mna fikiria pia sisi hatu dinyani?
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
Huwezi kua na peace of mind Ukiwa; 1. Huna pesa 2. Ukiwa na mwanamke kejani.
@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
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Peace of mind ni muhimu. It really makes you very productive.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
7 months
Men Ushai patana na dem wa swara? Yani Uko na mtu au Uki mdinya mambo yako haisongi once Mume tokana mambo Ina funguka mbaya.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
9 months
@Osama_otero It’s a common thing in men. Nili jaribu na dem juzi saa ya ku Wachana ana niuliza Kwani sichukui ata number.🤣🤣🤣
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
@zilani_ke @_Humphreymugo1 Huyu anajua chiswa kweli? 😂😂
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
1 year
@polo_kimanii Umetoa Siri kwa Ile documentary ya Burundi?
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
9 months
@Reggaewailer Bado wako but chini ya maji.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
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People respect the money not the person.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
1 year
Hakuna satisfaction mtu hupata kama saa zile you are fresh from campus and you hustle and get a job for yourself without any connections.
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@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
2 years
😂😂😂
@_BestVideos
Best Videos 🎥🔞
2 years
Shit happens 💩😂
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I have so many questions, is this right?
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