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4 months

Haha acha turudi class ya Amerix

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4 months

Leo nimetuma ile message ya 'Are you still coming?' ata uchungu ya circumcision haikua this painful bana

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2 years

@maliks_88 Kukuliwa bibi looks like the norm. Nikikumbuka mimi ndio nitapeleka mahari alafu wengine wamkule bure. Heri I fuck my cows

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11 months

X😂

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11 months

Work in silence on my pinned tweet, the enemy is swimming in the sky.

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7 months

Natoka mjengo, nafungua data napata email. I've been shortlisted for a job interview. It's not much but it's something. We keep believing!

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2 years

@DCI_Kenya This admin is the only citizen in Kenya doing a job he loves😂

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3 years

@its__collins @maliks_88 Yesu unataka kuenda kuwafufua na kuwaponya?

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2 years

Manifesting a fit Thomas Partey and Zinchenko against Spurs

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3 years

Leicester City gave Man City Mahrez, Gave Chelsea Ngolo Kante and Gave Manchester United Maguire

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2 years

@Kimuzi_ Unakuanga intellectually bipolar

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2 years

@polo_kimani Huku Kenya it's easily possible kulaunder money without our lazy government breathing down your neck as far as you file your taxes appropriately. They will never come kukaa in your kinyozi the whole day kuconfirm kama ni ukweli unanyoa 20-30people the way I saw FBI do in Ozark

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2 years

@Mwangililian21 Uko 20s na fingers za Martha Karua

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1 year

Gor Mahia fans are wild bana😂

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3 years

WestHam scored 4 and Antonio is not in the scoresheet! Antonio FPL owners right now:

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2 years

@muli_brian_ Hii kitu ni normal unless huwa unadate wanaume wenzako

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2 years

@MillicentOmanga Mama County

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3 years

@MfalmeFeliki @NjeriMuchina2 Bro now it's not a matter of you voting, coz none of them is going to bring things back to where they were.

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3 years

@HeemMufc These outfits always looking fire until you put them on

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2 years

@Suines3 She still has her job and earning her six figures, jokes on you if you took that interview personal. She was just doing her job

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2 years

@CFC_Omondi @StandardKenya

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2 years

@ShankiAustine Hakuna kitu ya kuona hapo. Hamjui the guy anakuanga serial liar

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3 years

@gladyswanga Wachana na watu wanakubusu kwa banner. Once elected, we want you change the face of Homa Bay county as a whole. That county has been derailing in abject poverty, poor living standards and no crystal signs of development. Mama County in ema piny oseyieri, loknwa face Homa Bay

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3 years

@_ClickHere__ @osoroKE Ulisema kichwa yako itafanya kazi ya kutenganisha maskio pekee?

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1 year

@ntvkenya Jameni kwani ni mimi pekee nilikuwa nateseka campus?

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2 years

@kimondio_ @ak_thuku_ Hiyo roof iko na switch, unafinya switch alafu iyo roof inajifungua kama zile magari za Lamborghini

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2 years

@osoroKE Boy wetu amevaa jeans ya tetema💀

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3 years

@Oloyedey4u I fb quick

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2 years

@SirToshiNakamto @osorojnr_ I swear it wasn't me bro!

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@_salim_ke

1 year

@Degrata254 Mess ya uko UoE walikuwa wanakubali kulipa na till. This friend of mine alikuanga na message moja ya mpesa ndio alikuanga anaonyesha on a daily juu watu ni wengi na hao cooks wako na haraka they don't confirm. So kazi ilikuwa ni kukula 30bob daily ndio iendane na message ya mpesa

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2 years

This kit🔥

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2 years

@lawrencekitema Ifb

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2 years

@polo_kimani Kuwa mchoyo kwa pesa yako

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2 years

@iamjoseh_ Tell us more

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2 years

@MinchaBrian The rules are clear, waiter akianza kukua mrembo it's time to go home

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2 years

Nani alidanganya madem wakinyoa wanakaa poa? The only beautiful babe with a short hair is Sabina Chege, the rest of you look like ngolo kante

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1 year

Uyu alikuwa anataka kunitolea thuruare kumbe she is two months pregnant. Ningeekelewa mimba si yangu kumamaye women are not good people.

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3 years

@Mercynicky_ @treslat Hakuna mtu amewai kukuliza kama you're proud of your chapatis

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2 years

Mlisema mwanaume hafai kuita fellow man ugly lakini hapo kwa Asamoh is where you drew the line

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4 months

Leo nimetuma ile message ya 'Are you still coming?' ata uchungu ya circumcision haikua this painful bana

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2 years

@Caradvicekenya I'm boarding

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2 years

Arsenal tukipigwa leo it's because of the injuries and not because Manchester United is better than Arsenal. A fit arsenal is by far better than Manchester United.

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3 years

@Orwa_Ke Niendeshe nduthi kwani mimi ni mwanamke

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2 years

@onlyomoke Izo matiti though

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1 year

Unatoa mia kwa elfu moja unabaki na one fifte

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3 years

@egesicha_ The small meeting in my head

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2 years

@Osama_otero

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2 years

Bukayo Saka is loved all over the world man. This is from a beach in Uganda.

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9 months

Dem wangu akiezaingia hii app apate wasichana wanalipiwa adi flights ndio wadinywe, loyalty yake inaezatingika ajab. Wacha abaki uko TikTok

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2 years

@onlyomoke Bro you won.

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2 years

@Red_pill__ True, ukishatei ubaki na 150 unaskianga tu unawashwa

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1 year

Mr. Patel watching Everton do the cow's work.

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@_salim_ke

3 years

@Bookten8 If you can't sleep enda uapply job ya watchman they'll consider you quick, you'll heal as you earn. Don't thank me.

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@_salim_ke

2 years

Huyu atakuwa ananyamazishwa na that "we unasema nini na uliletwa hapa na punda" line every time in an argument😂

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3 years

@UGmanofficial @G_u_nn_er

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8 months

I accidentally bumped into her journal. Tell me why I'm not mentioned anywhere in that journal bana and we've dated for over 3years? I have been asking myself a lot of questions

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@_salim_ke

1 year

Unalegalise alafu unasafisha na cologne. Kama you're proud of what you do si utembee tu uku nje ukinuka bangi

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2 years

Ben White likes violence😂

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2 years

@polo_kimani @thuruari_ Chaos 3:12-15 12 I come in peace to witness vayolens. Not to partake in it in any form but to feed off. 13 I do not support the oppressor, not do I feel for the oppressed, 14 neither will I tolerate them who seek peace. 15 On this ground shall I sit and witness unrest.

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2 years

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2 years

@fmwendwa28 "No noo i assure you am just a simple man bado sijaoa" Men will embarrass you😂😂😂😂

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10 months

Mmeona iyo rate card ya Kennah? Sidhani kama that guy is ever going broke

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2 years

@Cedric_SNR @sashashiqs A man who doesn't go out to interact with other women end up admiring the buttocks of his sisters. A famous proverb from Abagusii land.

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6 months

I want to move like this guy😅

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6 months

Free wallpaper

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9 months

Uyo catfish ameamua kuwaanika😂Kumbe mnaflock madms za women ivo uku?

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3 years

@UGmanofficial @Wuodjoan

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4 months

@hezken I totally deserve it

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3 years

@Kimuzi_ Degree holders set their bar so high in terms of salary after partying na kuiba mtihani in campus, meanwhile diploma guys wanakuanga humbled huwa hawabagui any starting salary they're offered coz most of them are people who have struggled through their diploma journey

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3 years

@AntohLibra_ Those you treated nice will only look for you wakitaka favour tena

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9 months

Niliwaidinyiwa, but that was back in campus. Nilimuelewa juu enyewe nilikuanga nimesota. Huwa ata sielewi kama mimi ndio nilikuwa nadinyiwa ama mimi ndio nadinyiana

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1 year

@AfcBanks_ @_salim_ke

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2 years

Hadi wamama wametuona tukigrow sai wanatutaka😬

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3 years

@UGmanofficial Ifb quick

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@_salim_ke

10 months

@BuscoPoder @Mdenno_ Kukosa urgency ya kusettle down even after dating for five years should have been a red flag brother but you were in love.

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@_salim_ke

2 years

@polo_kimani Chaos 3:12-15 12 I come in peace to witness vayolens. Not to partake in it in any form but to feed off. 13 I do not support the oppressor, not do I feel for the oppressed, 14 neither will I tolerate them who seek peace. 15 On this ground shall I sit and witness unrest.

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@_salim_ke

3 years

@Johnhayesk Nipee number wacha tumzungushe chain Let's do it for the clan

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9 months

I don't normally celebrate any of my birthdays coz sionangi why am celebrating. Noone talks about how depressing it is kugrow old without making any tangible progress in life. Happy birthday to me anyway

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1 year

Luos in the house you feel me😭😂

𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝟷𝟾 ✪

@Life_After_18

1 year

What the hell is BETOGE TERTHER ?

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3 years

@_CrazyNairobian

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3 years

@lewis_ngunyi I love this side of Twitter, far away from the chaos..very peaceful

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2 years

Nimerauka kunukisha ploti mzima omena like the luo I am. Nyasembo playing in the background. Unapika ukitwerk. What is life!

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2 years

@geemogambi Mimi heri nikunywe turungi na kitungu lakini nisikose bundles

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2 years

@AsaadQuincy R.I.P to him but why are you sending fucks to the whole Arsenal fanbase fraternity. We all didn't stab him

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9 months

@tell_elSultan Alieka locks ndio tusiconcentrate kwa sura. Very nais

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2 years

@Wex_WD @amerix

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1 year

Coolkid atadhani nataka kupea mbwa chakula

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7 months

@abuyamasta @amerix Naona umesema kudinyiwa ndio ilifanya uanze gym na all along umeishi kupea Amerix credit. Give credits to that guy who fucked your girlfriend. He changed your life

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1 year

@_GreatnessTupu Mnalazimisha mtu na usafi mkidhanj ni kijana kumbe ni mzee