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Why don't more people live here? It's so close to the capital! Are they stupid?

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@morbingfr @PJ11819211 Oh so like a Woodstock '99 situation

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@KnowingBetterYT "there was a 12-year-old in the locker room while I was filming it" isn't exactly the defense she thinks it is anyway

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@boopyape Don't forget Roo :(

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@TrueSlazac I'd like to think school 9, 10 &11 were unnamed because the original names for them were deemed unpublishable by the editors but she was so hellbent on the racist name she just kept them unnamed in the book instead of changing them

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@IzzzyzzzArt 10 year old me after playing Papa's Pizzeria and infecting mom's computer with 109 viruses

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I think I can finally use this

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@_fat_ugly_rat_ Obama exuding "do you see this shit" body language lmao

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@Staroxvia Nah I don't leave my sexual partner at soccer practice that one time during sex

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@MyronkoYuryy Sounds wonderful! It's nice they kept a piece of land forested and protected

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@Thorongil16 I unironically think one of the reasons why is because when Hoover was in office he tried to blame the depression on The Mexicans™ and the economy got worse even when he persecuted them. When FDR came in he actually gave people jobs

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@weather_forkast for the ratings

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@virolorgy @mattxiv Should've been two full stops: fresh breast milk ice cream (.)(.)

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@LinkofSunshine guy who thinks The Jews control The Media and that's a good thing because jews are cunning and can find a good lead

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@jersey__bounce The way this would work on me

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@SocDoneLeft Ngl nearly all advertising makes me desperately not want to buy the brand

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@McKay4Senate It's simple: just overspend and default on your loans, then seize assets from nobility

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10 months

@TorrentedTgirl Kid's "read 1000 books" I bet most of them have pictures in them. Poser

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9 months

@nikicaga Ok but there are at least *some* Minecraft YouTubers that are ok I would totally be ok with leaving my child unattended with CaptainSparklez over any Republican Senator

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@ProgDirectorate Feels weird the Republicans and Democrats are saying no to funding for VERY different reasons

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@ChadNotChud P(bear attack) < P(man attack), but P(bear attack | proximity to a bear) >> P(man attack | proximity to a man) i think that sums it up well

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@_sn_n (also Republicans upon learning the 2nd amendment as incorporated by McDonald v. Chicago also applies to nonwhites and immigrants)

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@awhalefact Wait does that mean 100% of all confirmed instances of humpback whale sex are gay sex

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@jdcmedlock I love getting on my megaphone and telling everybody I'm the reason for the hostile work environment

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@_fat_ugly_rat_ *loud incorrect buzzer* 1. New York 2. Chicago 3. Philadelphia 4. Atlanta 5. Boston

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@USA_Polling I literally can't think of anything substantive Trump signed that helped anyone in poverty to upper-middle class

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@vanillaopinions "she looks like she's on something"???? Yeah??? She's high on life????

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@BonusFact @AltHistCody Inter-species warfare. Humans are 0-1 on wars with Australian animals, let's see how the hogs hold up

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@north0fnorth ...i'm sorry what that could've been windex for all you knew

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@nikicaga Reminds me of that one memoir, "Educated", where she didn't know the Holocaust existed & thought the guy in Ruby Ridge was a family friend bc of how her dad talked about it

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@USA_Polling So they're basically just on life support and trying their darndest to keep the Senate since that's been their cudgel for the last decade-and-a-half

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@kuwuwugi @Staroxvia SHIT

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@kevinjm_1995 Pretty compelling evidence

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@jessicobra I p3dobear vintage internet now? I feel so freaking old now

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@TrueSlazac Caliph Yusef bin Biden al-Scranton will rule for eternity over all 50 American Emirates Inshallah

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@Bdiah @AltHistCody Bro probably independently discovered an iterated method for approximating values in fourth grade and was laughed at for it

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@nikicaga Serbians are too occupied hating people that look nearly identical to them to care about people that look very different from them ;)

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@Comf0rtablyScum @mean_gene_real Recycled bit & was done better

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@maiamindel It's a cautionary tale about what will happen if we give the Québécois any rights

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@SaiB0i I fucking hate having a gag reflex

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@zachsilberberg @generalquixote On the floor. In a ball. Hyperventilating. How can this be true?

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@_sn_n Republicans learning the 14th amendment was passed by Republicans

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@TrueSlazac They actually sunk the Eisenhower twice just to be sure

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@Potatopolitics Ah yes, a higher center of gravity famously makes you more stable

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@nikicaga Real 'just found out about racism' vibes

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@Liamjsm @pennsylvanian_

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@keviv71 @kouchatea_ Ohhhhh so that's why they're so openly obsessed with him now

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@AltHistCody Is it cowposting time?

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@Midbirat @DylPar252 @theodramatist There is something to be said about childhood exposure --> increased adult violent crime, and there are actually studies that seem to show this (the assumed cause is lessened impulse control), but yeah that graph is not it

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@USA_Polling Oh, that's just antisemitism...

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@calebgamman Oh I used to watch her occasionally when she did tiktok live for a bit, she literally just sounds like that lol

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@erallover i imagine this is a normal occurence in the UK

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@AltHistCody Joey wanders the halls of the White House with sad, lonely eyes. "Where's 'bama? Where's 'bama?" "Joey, it's time for your daily intelligence briefing!", White house Chief of Staff Jeff Zients calls. "Where's 'bama?" Joey pleads. "Well, 'bama's... In a better place now" 1/

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@RightWingCope Do people just live with poop crusted on their butt

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@MassJumbo Oh shit it's real I thought it was a glitch at first

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@Minty_2022 That 1/3 were always like this; they just believed in the apocalypse, spirits, herbal remedies or some other shit before

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@evelynwebsite Damn ok we're on the same wavelength

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@DylPar252 @theodramatist I don't doubt there is a correlation, but this is a terrible use of statistics

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@Noonek_co That's too bad. I'm not a furry myself, but it always seemed like the most accepting community ever :(

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@OregonMapGuy I'm not going to fact check this, it's real in my heart

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@TrueSlazac Weren't eyeglasses, telescopes, metallurgy/materials science, astronomy, the printing press and "the bulk of mathematics, physics, chemistry and biology" also invented like 1000 years before in China or the Middle East before Europeans "invented" it

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@MuricanEv I love how Palestine and Israel are on the same side and how the trans and LGBT flag are on opposite sides

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@KrishaCZ @TrueSlazac I think that was the name of the splinter school in Ireland for a good while too

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@goldisacks The elegibilities have even come for the lesbian feta 🙄

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@SkyeJetFL this matches the voting record of New Hampshire and only New Hampshire, in case you wanted to know

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@nikicaga I know it's all paper tiger stuff but if you told a British citizen 100 years ago southern Ireland has similar GDP per capital to ÎLE DE FRANCE and the UK was Balkan levels of poor they'd probably have an aneurysm right then and there so overall I approve

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@LukeDashjr @inthecinnamon @skinnyprinsess @moldnessrot Yeah, no. The regulations in the US on butchering meat are actually very tight, even more tight than in Europe, and from what I remember you can't butcher your own animals without a license even if you're just feeding yourself. Only exception really is hunted meat

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@USA_Polling I'd be most surprised they counted the votes that quickly

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@Will_the_Rose Hear me out...

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@GardenSocialist We use 8.5x11 :3 Also most people I know call it "Eight and a half by eleven" or "printer paper" if it's white rather than "letter size" bc we like to be quirky

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@brodsky_evan @reversenstop @davidefinitely but what if he's a straight man with a penis fetish

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@emptyteacupfan @coldhealing No, it's not normal for Americans at least. We have vacations, but we don't normally take them 4 weeks at a time lol And if someone does, they'd hand off their responsibilities to someone else, not have a business partner wait a month for you to respond

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@nikicaga Ugly word. Make a different coalition

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@Sam_Jeske Only inaccuracy is nobody was friends with tax preparation services in the first place, they begrudgingly used them because they had no other choice

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@samueljenkinson hits him with the

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@kenklippenstein This goes without saying, but goes to show that whatever evidence of crime was in those texts was worse than the crime of intentionally destroying evidence under subpoena

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@beyoncegarden ... don't know how to break it to you, but the total eclipse path does not pass through either Gary, Indiana or New York City But I also wouldn't put it past her to put something out or tease something for the eclipse

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@Will_the_Rose FEMBOY POLAND FEMBOY POLAND

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@timerube

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@Feno_ThreePort @snomandonly @rieiyus @lisapease @fasc1nate @Thor_LM the image shows that the experimenters did take the concern of using paint into account when conducting the study. It doesn't show the data for it in the image itself, but it is in the study. If it was the paint, the headline would probably be, "painting cows reduces fly bites"

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@hostiledesign There should 110% be an address or directions on that poster

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@serinide Eepy kitten and heckin doggo are both good That's it. That's the tweet

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@PISSxSHITTER I'd need to find the study to confirm it but I think I remember seeing that conservatives are more likely to dislike ambiguity, and more likely to embrace a black-and-white mentality

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@LinkofSunshine I feel like college sports are where the real american chants are made I feel like since american pro sports is so expensive, fewer people want to get kicked out. And pros don't really have a cheaper standing-room only section that usually leads the chants like other places

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@USA_Polling where's the "Democrats have moved to the far left, but I don't think they've gone far enough" option

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@n0nc3beater @MaxMaaxMaaax @itszaeok *he* didn't have control of the house and senate, *Democrats* did. If you're mad he kept the tax plan, bring it up with Sinema, Manchin and the Republicans, who stonewalled progress on that in the senate

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@RealAlbanianPat faithless elector in Washington state got the exclusive preview

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@nikicaga I think about this at least once a month

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@StatisticUrban Meanwhile New Hampshire has exclusively had Congress members attracted to men since 2017

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@VaushV

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@USA_Polling Women born after 1997 really do be bisexual

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@The_Law_Boy Not to mention that literally none of the first ten amendments would work how most Americans think they work without the 14th

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@hellohimate Not a radiologist but I think there are a lot of things that aren't in the right places, which is probably bad

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@darkblvd also it's not even shaped like that in the body? from what I know the fallopian tubes and uterus are usually nestled together, but they're like that in drawings to emphasize that the fallopian tube isn't necessarily attached to the outside of the uterus

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@Lemommeringue retvrn to walkable mixed-use neighborhoods

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