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I'm heartened that many people describing themselves as Inclusive Orthodox. I'm hearing, though, that there are ways of using it pushing the boundaries of either the I or the O side. Here and the next post are how @earthandaltar uses ther term, I think:
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This is not amazing. This is like the image 19 Crimes would use if they were launching a line of sacramental wine.
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Amazing AI-generated image of Jesus Christ based on the (authentic) Shroud of Turin. It’s a good reminder of the fact that God became a particular man at a particular moment in history. This is no myth. We worship the God who became one of us!
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@DylPar252 Had an older middle-aged guy in one of my hapkido classes be like “I grew up around lead paint and I’m fine” and I had to think “you know, [redacted], lead causes alterations to mental development, I’m not sure you did turn out Ok”
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Protestant miracles be like: God hath verily sunken the Spanishe Armadda let us declare a Daie of nationalle thanksgiving and Fastyng
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Making Marx a commodity for the neoliberal construction of the self via conspicuous consumption is perhaps the most powerful antimarxist move one can make.
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Grimes in Los Angeles today. Photography by Jvshvisions
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Jesus was alive both during the reign of Emperor Tiberius and the development of the Sega Dreamcast
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What are the craziest two people/things to coexist at the same time in history?
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We need less STEM and more TEAM (Theology, Ethics, Aesthetics, Metaphysics).
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not protestant, not catholic, but a secret third thing (protestant)
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Pro-tip to ushers: don’t say “you know the masks are optional, right?” to a new family wearing masks coming into your church.
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Do Bible stories as AITAs
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Remember, “miserable sinners” is always a perfectly acceptable gender neutral way of addressing a group.
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Martin Luther lapped up spilled communion wine, had the parts of the woman’s jacket it spilled on cut out, and burned part of the rail it spilled on so maybe not the pic for this sentiment
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I dropped my Communion bread this morning, and I thought: “Whew! Thank God I’m a Protestant!”
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They left off Protestantism
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All true
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I think it’s pretty baller that John has Jesus’s grave clothes explicitly left behind when Lazarus came out still entangled in his, what with Lazarus still entangled in this dying life while Christ was transformed into undying life.
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Did you know Jesus was not tempted by the “devil” but by the “adversary”
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The right canceling NT Wright doesn’t bode well for them
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TIL the Wall Street Journal thinks this is a broad cross-section of American workers.
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That is unambiguously a Canterbury Cross
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Reality show pitch: An Orthodox, Lutheran, Catholic, Anglo-Catholic, and Old High Church Anglican cadre descends on low-church Protestant communities to make them appealing to millennials. It shall be called: High Eye for the Low Guy
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What’s more, Yale has even published a book sincerely claiming a guy was dead and then wasn’t anymore!
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Yale University Press has published a 492 page book apparently defending the claim that Christian saints actually ‘flew’ or levitated
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Just to put things in perspective: On Sunday we celebrate the beginning of a liberative organization led by black and brown teenagers and young adults who were accused of drunkenness and disorderly conduct in the wake of the murder of a brown man by corrupt law enforcement.
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Rembrandt, Bach, Milton, Shakespeare, Caspar David Friedrich, Felix Mendelssohn, John Constable, Blake, just absolutely shameful how there are no significant Protestant artists
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@EricRSammons This goes to the question of why there is so little good art within Protestantism.
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That’s, um, the 1940 hymnal of The Protestant Episcopal Church in the United States of America
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Martin Luther in a Catholic Missal???
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Every seminary should offer and require every MDiv to take a one semester design and adobe cc course. The final will be that you take a real-life hot garbage newsletter and bulletin and make it less hot garbagey.
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he's talking from the grave ain't he?
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The harsh reality..
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If your pastor preaches on *ANYTHING* this week, get up and walk out of church BECAUSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING PHYSICALLY IN CHURCH WATCH THE LIVESTREAM YOU SHOULD BE SOCIALLY DISTANCING
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I've gotten pushback from some Episcopalians because I suggested that we use pew bibles and because my bulletin has a belief statement on the back... because evangelicals do these things. I hope some Episcopalians never find out that evangelicals eat and take showers too.
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What’s the single best novel ever written about love?
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Ketchup is not only normal on a hotdog, it is the general American default condiment.
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Which weird food combo are you making illegal?
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What if churches with some money in the bank bought student loans from people and then made them 0% interest repayments? I bet there’d be some young folks who would take advantage of that.
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Mad respect to some of the people who spend as much time in this website as they do and remain universalists
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We 👏🏼 do 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 need 👏🏼 Rome’s 👏🏼 per 👏🏼 mis 👏🏼 sion 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 be 👏🏼 a 👏🏼 real 👏🏼 church 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼
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I’m a real sucker for a blue Anglican Church ceiling with the stars painted on.
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Followers who go out of their way to harass women celebrating their ordinations get insta blocked, I just want that to be clear.
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Insulting the #1 and #3 largest Protestant denominations in WI is probably not a winning strategy
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Don’t you dare act like this isn’t why you created a twitter dot com account. #BabyYoda #Episcopal #Anglican #ChoirDress
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The trick in Christianity is getting to where you realize most people (yourself especially) are wretched, miserable, conflicted, scared egoists who are nonetheless worthy of unconditional love, patience, and mercy. It’ll save you a lot of disappointment.
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Every elder millenial indie emo scene kid evangelical is some combination of two of these. what are you?
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I’m not fully sure about how to frame this, but the lady-leaving-dying-boyfriend story, and especially the comments in *support* indicates a profound lack (loss?) of the sense that being entangled with other people, can thrust upon us responsibilities that while unfair are real.
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Should rebrand Oxford and Cambridge as University of England and England State University.
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The mainline has a lot of causes of decline, but one of the tragic low hanging fruit it's often not dealing with is the utter disdain congregations have for small children and people who care for them.
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A younger (10 yo) member was asking what exactly sacraments are and I said "they're places where God had promised to always show up and give us grace in a special way so that we can better see where God is showing up everywhere else in the world" and I'm pretty happy with that.
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Paul’s message that “Your personal liberty does not trump the welfare of the weaker members of the community” seems like, uh, a pretty timely message for our country.
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Say it with me: Paul's writings are closer temporally to Christ than the Gospels, which are also theological interpretations and not "straight forward just the facts histories."
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Gambling, especially sports gambling, is evil, and there was a time when opposing it was rightly coded as a conservative Christian feature.
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Under Tim Walz's leadership, Minnesota is one of the few states to not legalize sports gambling Just remember in November Socialist @Tim_Walz is bad for the economy and America
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Anyone else have that recurring dream that you’re at your alma mater inexplicably for a second bachelors and you get to the end of the semester to realize you just forgot to go all semester to a bunch of classes you signed up for? No? Just me?
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The scroll Ezekiel ate
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my chocolate croissant unraveled itself and now is just a torah scroll
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I got pretty freaked out that everyone was getting along too well and building really tall buildings so I messed up all their words so no one could talk to each other. Aita?
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This is why this exists
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I very much appreciate the needlepoint kneelers we have at my church and I also can't help but think that the chalice and wafer look a lot like fancy gelato.
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wait is this supposed to be an argument *in favor* of polyamory?
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Qualifications for the new Pope that would bear the most fruit: -Be a man -Swift as the coursing river -With all the force of a great typhoon -With all the strength of a raging fire -Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
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I’m happy to announce that I have accepted a call as priest-in-charge of Trinity Episcopal Church in Oshkosh, WI. It will be sad to leave the wonderful people of @DioceseSD , but @P_Hurns and I are extremely excited to begin this new chapter of service to God’s church.
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I am a Pauline maximalist. Paul not only wrote the whole Bible but also many of the classics of western literature.
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We got a house. We got a house.
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Let me remind everyone I am a Pauline Maximalist: Paul wrote not only the whole bible, but also the Iliad, Beowulf, and the Avesta
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Are y’all ready for... Sexy Lazarus?
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A little theologizing on why I think a consistent pattern of church attendance is necessary to instill the habit (even if church isn’t always enjoyable). Capitalism distorts our desires. Church, done right, will often be boring or frustrating for those distorted by capitalism.
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Helpful graphs at the intersection of theology and biblical studies
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What if we translated μαθητής as “learner” rather than “disciple”: that would *completely* change everything. Such significant. Much exegete.
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Facebook reminding me of how Louisa decided to wear angel wings to my ordination to the priesthood.
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—The Episcopal Church
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At 59, is Kamala Harris too young to be President?
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Hawk Tuah recently went viral for her rant on the almost complete eclipse of the category of revelation in theology after the 1970s. “It’s a travesty that the last serious wrestling with the question of God’s self-disclosure was the midcentury postdialectical theologians.”
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I want to kill "theology of abundance." To be created is to live within limits and limits involve scarcity. Prosperity theology is "theology of abundance." Climate denial theology is "theology of abundance." What we need is a theology of sufficiency. A theology of enough.
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For the record, Walz won re-election easily in 2022, but not because of broad appeal. -> He only won 13 of 87 counties. -> 60% of his vote total came from just 4 counties. -> 2 urban counties (Hennepin & Ramsey) gave him a 400,000 vote cushion. He won the state by 192,408
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Ok I finally made what I think is the most fine-grained “what kind of Anglican are you” quiz.
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For everyone wanting a more eyebrowed Rowan, here he is:
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Surely I’m not the only person who has noticed that Rowan Williams was part of the Rebel Alliance, right?
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A kindle
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@ThoughtCenter Walter Brueggemann
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Pic for the newspaper article just dropped.
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I think having essentially a principal service on a day other than Sunday *for people who for economic reasons truly cannot come on Sunday* is good. I think pitching it as a way to "free up more time" or compete in the meritocratic cult is absolutely terrible.
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"We can give people their weekends back" Crosspoint City Church pastor James Griffin reveals they've added a Thursday evening church service so that families who travel on the weekend for kids sports or want to go camping can still attend more than twice a month. #Lordsday
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I just realized that putting a basket over a lit oil lamp is a really good way to start a fire. I wonder if Jesus is in part saying: You can either provide light for your house or burn your house down, but the light is going to get out one way or another.
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Bonhoeffer, while an exemplary Christian witness, is not actually a great theologian.
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Gotta say, I’m really blown away by the extravagant consumer lifestyle decisions people are dreaming of in my feed if their student loans are paid off. Things like “save”; “give to charity”; “pay off other debt”; “be able to retire” Truly the decadence is out of control.
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I am so taken by Rowan Williams on what the saint is, as essentially the one so comfortable in themself that they can become transparent to Christ and draw people in to a desire to be more holy as they are, not through guilt, but by true desire, an erotic attraction to sanctity.
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Amelia Elizabeth Corbin was born 8:17 AM MDT 4/18/2020!
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If the church cannot offer to pray for people, who in our society can?
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Another serious question that’s been brought up a few times and I want to amplify: Why is it culturally conceivable for people at 23-27 to become full physicians, psychiatrists, lawyers, social workers, business owners, etc. but it’s hard to conceive of clergy in that age range?
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Finally got a welcoming and easily accessible space in the nave for people with wheelchairs and scooters!
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If your evangelical theology can accommodate Christian wealth, it can accommodate full LGBTQ inclusion and women in ministry, and in fact it is much easier to square these with Scripture.
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Hey if the Celtic and Germanic gods were so strong and mighty it shouldn’t have been so easy for some guy who got nailed to a cross to take over their Holy Days.
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Look who’s getting marked as Christ’s own forever this morning!
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“A Christianity predating Jesus Christ” 🤔
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There was a thing on Facebook attributed to Bruce McCormack (I think) that basically said “the real fault line in the church today isn’t conservative or liberal, it’s whether you think that ‘God’ has a referent independent of you or whether it’s just a mobilizing concept”
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In all seriousness and without any pretense of dunking: If you don't think Jesus is God it is morally irresponsible to follow his teachings.
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Why should you move to SD? These are pics from two trails both only five minutes from my house.
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Being unable to eat this meal in under an hour is actually a screening test employed by Wisconsin hospitals for a number of chronic illnesses
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With 100k on the line can u clean this plate in an hour?
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Seems the strongest correlation so far, among those who were raised going to church and no longer attend church today, is no extra-worship activities. In other words, if you want your kids to stay in church as adults, it seems you need to make them do more than go to worship.
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We gotta stop acting like Amanda Gorman is so astounding *because she’s 23* She’s great. But we really have to stop acting like it’s some huge surprise when young adults are great.
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To the bumper stickerer: Jesus did not have a gun AND he IS still here.
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Catholic, Anglican/Episcopalian, Lutheran, and Orthodox clergy should excommunicate any state agents in their churches who take part in planning or implementing violent escalation against protesters until they repent.
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Ya boi Kierkegaard
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Please stop using Puritan as a slur to mean sex-negative and read a book.
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Sometimes I think about writing a whole book on Church vitality and best practices, but then it would just be 200 pp of fluff for 1. Don't embezzle 2. Don't affair 3. Follow up with newcomers 4. Invite new people 5. Whatever worship you do, do it well 6. Pray 7. Confess/repent
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If you've ever visited churches, especially while "church shopping," what are the worst/most uncomfortable/made you not want to go back things that happened, especially if they were done in the name of "welcoming" you?
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“Trads”: God literally reconstructed the whole cosmos and destroyed death through death Process: God is your passive aggressive middle class mom who nags you into mid-century European social democracy
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What’s one common misconception about Christian history you’d like everyone to beat into their heads? For me it’s that the Council of Niceae (and in fact no early council) has anything to do with the canon.
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Pretty good example of why the "the liturgy is enough to form people as Christians!" take is off base.
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I very much want to live in some sort of Episcopal mixed monastic and family commune with a very hearty maker’s space.
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