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@FaerieMiranda

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Autistic polyam transfeminine melodramatic hotgirl shitposter

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Joined September 2021
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@FaerieMiranda
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Obvious meme is obvious
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@FaerieMiranda
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Trans fems wearing just a shirt and panties with girl bulge: 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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@FaerieMiranda
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Transfem tops exist. We're not even that rare. Stop acting like we're cryptids. I'm not a cryptid. I'm a fae.
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@FaerieMiranda
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Seriously though, am I the last trans girl without a piss kink? 🥲
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@FaerieMiranda
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2 years
So the streamer that harassed my friends, polycule members, a good portion of trans content creators, and most of Black trans Twitter is now making literal kf-style years asking for the 'lore' on 'lolcows' and ppl are shocked? Y'all could just listened to black folks last year
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@FaerieMiranda
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2 years
I love how this went from "Jai orbiters", to "Jai cultists" and now just "Jai has thousands of alt accounts that she can manage every day" You might even be @DreadedJai without knowing it. Have you checked you're you? Are you sure?
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@FaerieMiranda
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2 years
How to catch a transbian
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@FaerieMiranda
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Oh my god, please stop inserting @DreadedJai into literally every discussion on trans Twitter. It's so fucking weird and obsessive. She never interacted with Eden and didn't say the things being attributed to her.
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@FaerieMiranda
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@FaerieMiranda
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2 years
@gaysweetpotato Sometimes you type shit that you think will be amusing and then you read it later 🥲
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@FaerieMiranda
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2 years
In polyam, there is no distinct number of partners you should have, or what "dating" should mean to you, and posts that prescribe the correct number of partners to have, or how often you might acquire them, are steeped in mononormativity. Ethics in polyam, however- (1/11)
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@FaerieMiranda
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Are you an AMAB enby or an AFAB enby? Yo according to this box of Mac and Cheese I just scarfed down, I'm a family of 4.
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@FaerieMiranda
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Cis dude: "Why are your nails fucked up? Two are really long and really short? Why would you do that!?" I need the best way to explain this to a cis man, stat!
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@FaerieMiranda
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@_Be_not_Afraid Holy fucking shit, this is literally just a kiwifarms playbook
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@FaerieMiranda
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2 years
HRT doesn't stop normal sperm production in 24% of trans women. Therefore I'm going to keep trying to get trans girls pregnant
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@FaerieMiranda
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Right now trans people are fighting for their right to exist. It's a fight we'll win, but not all of us will make it.. So if it seems like our patience for supposed cis "allies" is at a low, it should be. If you're in this fight you need to be in now, not tone policing us.
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@FaerieMiranda
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3 years
I've tracked down @jessiegender on the way out from the Lower Decks panel
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@FaerieMiranda
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I've changed a tiny bit.
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@FaerieMiranda
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@gaysweetpotato So THAT'S why I've never bottomed
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@FaerieMiranda
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2 years
If you love to tell ppl how you "had a Nazi phase" it wasn't "a phase", you're just a Nazi. That shit would be your deepest, darkest secret otherwise.
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@FaerieMiranda
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2 years
Being trans and horny isn't my whole personality I'm also a really annoying autistic nerd
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@FaerieMiranda
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@transgothgf 's meme But posting because of @the_trans_wreck
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@FaerieMiranda
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If you're new to polyam, the important thing isn't establishing partners. It's exploring relationship styles which may include less committed ones. One big advantage to polyam is that your worth and desirability don't need to be defined by committed relationships. (1/2)
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@FaerieMiranda
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2 years
I assume Bill Kezos will be back at some point, but why does a cis man with a long record of harassing black trans women have the ability to insert someone he hates into everything? Like, this isn't someone who should have a voice in our community. Please stop listening to him
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@FaerieMiranda
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Trans ppl gatekeeping who got to "dress like a girl" did a good job keeping me from realizing I was trans for a long time So thanks to the bunch of you doing that on my feed. Makes me feel really great in this community.
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@FaerieMiranda
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3 years
What if I assembled all the trans fem tops into one team. We'd be unstoppably powerful. Like, all six of us.
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@FaerieMiranda
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The transfem urge to just keep another transfem as a puppy.
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@FaerieMiranda
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In the best of circumstances, polyamorous breakups are difficult. Just as you lose a partner, you can also lose friendships, and even affection, you had for metamours. When there's a high degree of connectivity in part of a polycule, this is all amplified.
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The word polycule specifically was coined to mean all partners, metamours, and telemours you are connected to. It comes from the molecule-like shakes formed by mapping ALL relationships connected to an individual (1/6)
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@FaerieMiranda
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2 years
"If you have lots of partners you shouldn't be flirting" is so mononormative and sex-negative. Being ethical is important but hookups, sweethearts, fwb's, and comet partners can all be just as ethical as relationships. Being an ethical sl_t is wonderful.
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@FaerieMiranda
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2 years
Streaming the wizard game is bad, but some of y'all took way too long to notice a certain streamer's bad behavior.
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@FaerieMiranda
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Even when someone is polyam in nature, it takes time to adjust to polyam. It doesn't come with a societally-approved guidebook like monogamy, and just because you like someone and they're polyam does not mean they possess a relationship style that will be good for you.
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Polyamory celebrates individual autonomy, consent, and relationship diversity When someone's had comments about how many partners someone had, it's important to now how this applies the word partner to a singular meaning that is similar in sense to boyfriend/girlfriend (1/8)
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@FaerieMiranda
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"Yeah, sure, transphobes are literally just spamming Harry Potter to trans ppl as a hate symbol, but it's the trans ppl that are wrong for making ppl feel bad for supporting her" If a franchise becomes a hate symbol, you should drop it
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Me: ok. Don't move a muscle. Her vision is based on movement, and she may not see us if we don't move. It'll be safe in a moment. Boyfriend: oh my god, stop being a useless sapphic and just say hi.
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@FaerieMiranda
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@CRegnant @BeastBackNasty A bunny that's scared can have a great attack. Evolution addresses this by making them really brave
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@FaerieMiranda
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Polyamory requires communication. And yeah, it's tempting to point out that good communication is beneficial to monogamy as well, but in polyamory things can hit critical mass a lot faster when we're failing to communicate.
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@FaerieMiranda
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As someone autistic: We're generally support self diagnosis Taking an online test without diagnosis (self or otherwise) after you got in trouble for being ableist, using the r slur, and making autism jokes That ain't it
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@FaerieMiranda
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You're in her DM's. I'm a thousand miles away as we hopelessly long for each other's touch. We could honestly be the same.
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@FaerieMiranda
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@TheBonkQueen The real question is how many were openly "lesbian but I'll make this one exception because you just don't seem like a guy" at the time 😅
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Railing a puppygirl while she arfs send tweet
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Many aspects of polyamory are very different from monogamy, but post-breakup is just very different. There's a hole in my heart (and still kinda hurting from another breakup) yet I have two wonderful girlfriends, an awesome boyfriend, and a loving wife. (1/4)
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Me, trying to flirt: "You know, if you come to Indianapolis the Children's Museum has a fucking awesome dinosaur exhibit"
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I ate at Arby's. Now I'm trans. Coincidence?
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@FaerieMiranda
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Ya know, I just feel like if you're on a side who's quoting Machievelli while calling for minority women "tumors" that should be "excised" and spreading wild rumors without evidence Great moment to realize that's all very fucked up
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@FaerieMiranda
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Trans girls really will just crush on all of their Twitter moots. It's me. I'm trans girls.
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One like and I'll simp for another hot transfem
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@FaerieMiranda
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me and who?
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@FaerieMiranda
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My driver's license now says F on it! Aaaaaaaaa!!!!
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Me: yeah, I'm totally simping for her Friend: I thought she was simping for you. Me: yeah, we're probably mutually simping Friend: isn't that just dating?
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Understanding that polycule is a new concept and not a quirky way to say "my partners" is important because with the failure to consider this concept, one with no equivalence in monogamy, brings with it a failure to understand that your are fundamentally connected to these ppl
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Monog and inexperienced polyams tend to think that the rest easy to be Polyam is triads or quads. Make no mistake: triads are polyamory on hard mode Polyam relationships can end, just like so many monogamous ones. (1/8)
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Monogs feel free to say awful things about polyams that are just anti-polyam stereotypes Yet we end up being scared about being ppl's first polyam dating experience, because monogs will happily claim they're polyam to lasso us in and lash out when we continue to be polyam. (1/2)
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@FaerieMiranda
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"Why can't I find transfem tops?" See the problem is that when two tops fall for each other, they have to battle, and the winning absorbs all the top energy of the loser *Queen starts playing*
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"If you could magically make yourself born cis, would you?" No. Not a chance. Trans joy is wonderful. Our romances are incredible. Our friendships run deep. I get to be a literal biohacker who can change her gene expression as she chooses. Being trans is amazing.
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Y'all I'm more T4T than anything so you should stop forgetting trans guys exist and stop expecting me to be talking about cis guys when I reference boys I date.
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A common misconception about polyamory is that all of your relationships must be in some way "equal". In reality, all of your relationships are probably "different", meeting different needs, using different love languages, and having different time arrangements. (1/11)
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The transfem urge to flirt with even more ppl even though you're super saturated.
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I love domming and enjoy being a domme, but NGL it's terrifying how many ppl will just openly suggest dommes don't have the right to withdraw their consent and end a relationship.
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I joke about crushing on all of trans Twitter, but the number isn't that high. I've only turned notifs on for, hold on let me see Um Er 22 people 😵‍💫
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@FaerieMiranda
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PSA: Please stop saying "everything" tends to evolve into crabs. Only decapods do that. Mammals tend to turn into minks/ferret-like forms. Say hello to your future.
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Having spent a long time monogamous, and now a long time polyamorous, I assure any monogamous that think polyamorous breakups somehow hurt less that they're fucking wrong.
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@FaerieMiranda
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Transition doesn't start the day you take hormones. It's the day you decide you're going to transition, and what that means is up to you. You can be trans and not change anything, or everything.
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Time to bring this back apparently Artist:
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Me and who? Oh, right.
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@FaerieMiranda
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If you wish you were a girl: You can just be a girl
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You say you're a top to posture I say I'm a top because I adore turning dolls into human Fleshlights We're are not the same
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@FaerieMiranda
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I'm begging folks that are new to kink to please make sure they know someone's roles and boundaries before assuming a given interaction is ok. Kink isn't about violating boundaries, and attempting to engage in a dynamic someone is uninterested in isn't "dommy", it's careless.
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Monogamous people try to find one relationship to fulfill all of their needs forever. Polyamorous people build a group that fulfills needs, and evolves over time. We can love each person just as deeply as a monogamous relationship, and they can last just as long
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If you have to post half naked to naked pictures of yourself on here to feel better about yourself: good for you! There's nothing wrong with taking pictures of it of yourself and posting them!
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@DreadedJai Oh my God. Am I just a Jai alt? Are my girlfriends Jai alts? Is my cat a Jai alt!?
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Trans dating: "You're only 4 hours away!? Hold on, I'm putting together an overnight bag"
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Watching Castlevania with @GhostlySable 🥰
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This was always about me and @GhostlySable 🥰
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The "boy who avoids photos because he hates how he looks" to "holy fuck I'm a hot girl" pipeline
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That awkward boy you made fun of in high school? She's a hot meme queen now.
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Like Cat Owner should have been enough. Hell, Baldgate should have been enough Y'all taught her she could get rich by attacking other trans folks all day, and so she adopted the KF apparatus to do it
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@ignoblerot @hausofdecline Listen, I've only been back as admin a week and Haus hands me an opportunity for pure gold irony.
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does not allow us to simply act without regard to feelings. There's nothing wrong with styles of polyam dating that aggressively acquire partners, but there is a responsibility, for both sides of a relationship, to have attempted to discuss expectations and needs. (2/11)
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Imagine that there an incredibly cheap to produce medication that saves the lives of 1-2% of the population, and all that's needed from politicians is to not ban it. That's HRT. All we need is bigots to leave us alone. Instead, they'd harm us all.
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@FaerieMiranda
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Mutual Monday: Comment here if you'd sit on my gock
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No context
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