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Houston, I Have All The Problems [ on Etsy as mug, tee, hoodie: ]

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Do u ever look in the mirror and just hope it isn't accurate

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Hear me out. What if we don't elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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I know 5 insane people and I am 4 of them.

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@JeffreyGuterman @realDonaldTrump @JustinTrudeau Come on, Jeffrey, that isn't true. He is great friends with Putin.

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Every job is a temp job if you don't care enough.

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I don't need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It's earth.

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This meeting could have been a pay raise

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Don't worry, laundry, nobody's doing me either

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@MrTommyCampbell @realDonaldTrump in his defense, there weren't any pictures and he isn't falling for that again

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@MrTommyCampbell @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews

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@RJSzczerba @realDonaldTrump Trump is tweeting like he is Nixon in his last days in office

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-Andrew McCabe is a Republican. -Andrew McCabe's actions had a negative impact on Hillary Clinton, not on Trump. -Firing of Andrew McCabe is to undermine the Mueller probe #McCabefired #andrewmcabe #resist #resistance #mueller #muellertime #sessions #sessionsmustgo

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@tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump

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@realDonaldTrump Wait, if it is "fake news" then how is it a national security threat? It can't be both.

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@realDonaldTrump @MariaBartiromo Bashes McMaster. Praises Putin. Bashes the FBI. Praises Putin. Bashes News. Praises Putin. Bashes Senators. Praises Putin. Bashes Intelligence Reports. Praises Putin. Any questions?

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7 years

My husband just surprised me with this book. I'm dying! It's empty! #resist #resistance #theresistance #resisttrump

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Dear Canada, When you guys invade, shoot for the red MAGA hats. The rest of us are unwilling hostages. Sincerely, Americans #canada #resist #resistance #resisttrump #theresistance #G7 #G7Summit #Trudeau #antitrump

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Trump Blames #JaredKushner 4 the Russia Probe: As if Thanksgiving wasn't awkward enough with Nazis & Jews at the same table. #humor #resist

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Thank you Senator Franken for bringing out that Trump is spreading misinformation directly from mouth of Putin #russia #russiagate #trump

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@Mikel_Jollett hmm...my guess is that they think Michelle getting an expensive dress is welfare - but when a white lady wears one, she deserves it

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Either you're violently frolicking with me or you're violently frolicking against me.

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@RVAwonk @realDonaldTrump @NBCNews I think we should investigate whether anybody in the WH is Working with the US.

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6 years

@realDonaldTrump Donald's 4 Stages of Treason: 1) That meeting didn’t happen! 2) OK it happened, but the meeting was about adoption! 3) OK it wasn’t about adoption, but it was totally legal! 4) No he won’t testify under oath. That’s a perjury trap!

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@realDonaldTrump Just an FYI - It is an Impeachable offense for a president 2 make public statements claiming the criminal guilt of individuals/entities without due process. You've done it more than a dozen times & no other president has done so. Maybe #ImpeachTrump

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@realDonaldTrump Ahhh...this is the 4,231,691,000 D chess the Republicans have been talking about.

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6 years

Don't forget that tomorrow is President's Day, Unfortunately we are without a President at the moment, so please just celebrate past presidents. Thank you. #presidentsday #Presidentsday2018 #resist #resistance #theresistance #resisttrump

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@realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse I hope you had enough time to share some made up facts with him

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@tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump In his defense, 100% of Russians approve of him.

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@Mtn_Chk @MrTommyCampbell @tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump hmmm...good point. With my babies, I always would stick a pacifier in their mouths first. Colbert told me he loves Putin's cock.

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@VeeVee @realDonaldTrump Trump gave more intel 2 Russians in 5 than John McCain did in 5 years being tortured as a Vietnamese POW.

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@mikd33 @realDonaldTrump @CommerceGov

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@tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump He even threw a kiss to Comey

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You're either tap dancing with me or tap dancing against me. I can tell the difference.

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6 years

@realDonaldTrump I feel like, having Donald Trump as President is not much different than having Alex Jones as "President".

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@realDonaldTrump You just spent the entire morning / early afternoon tweeting about Omarosa...I thought you didn't have any time to sit down with Mueller.

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@williamlegate @jules_su @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS He pleasures himself to a picture of Putin holding up a picture of the electoral map

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@williamlegate @realDonaldTrump Donald Trump won't be happy to be reminded there are other branches of government

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6 years

I don't know who did this, but thank you!

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Is our country being taken over by idiots?!

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@realDonaldTrump I’m beginning to doubt Trump’s claim that he has superior genetics. And, call me crazy, but 239 pounds?

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Trump's Twitter account is gone. Please say that the FBI stormed the WH, deleted his Twitter account, & then quietly left the building.

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@realDonaldTrump Because what I love to see in a Supreme Court Justice and in a president is a good temper tantrum.

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@kurteichenwald Essentially people are peeing in the pool. The solution is obvious...stop people from peeing in the pool. GOP ideas amount to having a peeing section in the pool...obviously this doesn't work. So their ultimate solution? Fill the pool with pee.

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@FoxBusiness 81 months of consecutive job growth. 66 months of consecutive stock market growth. Thanks Obama!

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@realDonaldTrump Are you president of DumbFuckistan?

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@realDonaldTrump In the 48 hours before my colonoscopy, I did more than POTUS has in 9 months.

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@Mike_P_Williams @realDonaldTrump I think Trump needs to hide in the bushes with Spicer

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@JordanUhl @realDonaldTrump He is going to talk about his inauguration crowd & how he won the electoral vote bigglier than any other president in history of world

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He used facts on Fox News ... this isn't allowed. #taxes #TaxPlan #TaxReform #TaxCuts #wealthy #wealth #FoxNews

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@Mike_P_Williams @realDonaldTrump

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@realDonaldTrump I like presidents who don't need to consider pardoning themselves

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@NexttoExcel @tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump It doesn't show...maybe he is more of a crack type of guy?

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Dear Dumb-Fuck-Mitch, Obama wanted your name on a joint statement condemning the election interference and you wouldn't do it because it helped you. Sincerely, People with memories

McConnell suggests Obama ’emboldened’ Russia’s election interference

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) appeared to blame the Obama administration on Tuesday for emboldening Russia to interfere in the 2016 election. “Maybe stronger leade…

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Wife: Where's my Keurig? Husband: I smashed it Wife: Buy me another one b4 I smash you! Husband: But.. Wife: GO BUY ME ANOTHER KEURIG! Husband: Yes dear #keurig #KeurigSmashChallenge #KeurigBoycott #KeurigJihad

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The good thing about Ivanka’s clothing company going out of business is no American Workers lost their jobs

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@realDonaldTrump what? Covfefe?

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Share this to get this guy fired from his job. He was out on the street in Tampa today.

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@realDonaldTrump Republicans are trying to take advantage of Trump and his supporter's poor understanding of basic math. Sad.

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@realDonaldTrump @NRA Fun Fact: The NRA are traitors who took $20 Million from Russian military intelligence

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@williamlegate @acitrano @realDonaldTrump Nobody knew getting impeached was so complicated

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I want Trump to release -his taxes -visitor logs -list of his meds -proof of an I.Q. -list of Russians he has NOT met with (quicker) #resist

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@realDonaldTrump hmmm...who should I believe? The man who has lied 5000 times since taking office or the famous journalist who brought down Richard Nixon (and who has tapes)? hmmm...this is a difficult decision.

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@realDonaldTrump Donald Trump's approval rating no longer detectable and is a TOTAL BOMB. sad.

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@tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump he is going to NJ to force feed meatloaf 2 Christie

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@realDonaldTrump

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The GOP losing in this Pennsylvania gerrymandered district is like Democrats losing San Francisco. This is the GOP's worst nightmare come a 1000 times true.

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When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

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@realDonaldTrump You know that Sessions has a telephone, right?

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@realDonaldTrump 90% of what you do is negative - hence the 90% negative news. It's not hard to follow along here, Don, try to keep up.

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@nukumik @RJSzczerba @realDonaldTrump lol - yup starting planning your Trump impeachment parties

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@realDonaldTrump

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A new theory on the Parkland shooting suggests that the shooter didn’t act alone but was assisted by 52 senators and 298 representatives. #nra #NRAIsATerroristOrganization #NRAKills #NRABloodMoney #NRABloodOnYourHands #resist

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France, Don't make our mistake, Electing a Nazi isn't as much fun as originally thought. Sincerely, America #frenchelection2017 #LePen

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@handbasket @tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump OMG, that is what Trump's dad whispered to Trump's mom when he was born

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@code_name_v @realDonaldTrump I'm glad Kelly has a loose leash on him lately, he doesn't need a damn babysitter. Let him Obstruct Justice freely, dammit!

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Me: *feels happy* Brain: first of all how dare you

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@realDonaldTrump I don't see 13 angry Democrats. I see one angry, scared, panicky Republican president who can sense the walls closing in at this point.

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I think Trump should give every American $130,000 for fucking all of us #StormyDaniels #stormy #StormyGate #resist #resistance

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@realDonaldTrump I'm old enough to remember when we used to have a president.

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Now I CAN'T afford my Costco membership 😡 #StockMarketCrash #StockMarketToday #stockmarket #resist #resistance #humor

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Criticizing the government is a right Criticizing Donald Trump is our duty! @realDonaldTrump #FourthOfJuly #resist #resistance #donaldtrump

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@realDonaldTrump That's ok, Trump had his parade last year....

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GOP:Why do U need healthcare? Me:I'm passionate about not dying GOP:Get a job Me:But I Have Cancer GOP:Who Cares Me:Dems Care GOP:Freeloader

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@realDonaldTrump @NRA The NRA funneled Russian money to republican candidates. The NRA did not register as an agent of a foreign government. The NRA and it's members, and republicans that accepted those funds are subject to the criminal laws of this country.

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@rolandscahill @realDonaldTrump oh he knows...this is what he is in NJ for

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Not that we need any proof that she is a deceptive fraud #kellyanneconway #conway #resist #resistance #theresistance

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@realDonaldTrump I like presidents who don't openly talk about pardoning themselves

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@kharyp @papa9069 @realDonaldTrump @NBCNews Breaking: Trump denies knowing where Russia is #RussiaInvestigation #russiagate #TrumpRussiaCoverUp #TrumpRussiaCollusion

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@tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS or popular votes ... can't win there

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@realDonaldTrump @SaraCarterDC @LouDobbs One time is an anecdote Two times is a coincidence Three times is a pattern Four times is evidence Five times is proof Six times is a law of nature More than; Ten times, is grounds for implementation of the 25th Amendment

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@kylegriffin1 Russia, if you're listening, find Kushner's emails

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@realDonaldTrump boo hoo. now all of a sudden the name calling is a problem with you.

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@JordanUhl @realDonaldTrump @GovWalker @stevenmnuchin1 @USTreasury @usedgov @SenRonJohnson His presidency isn't even American

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@RobertMaguire_ @realDonaldTrump He was homeschooled by DeVos obviously

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@realDonaldTrump Russians were spending about 1 million dollars per month on this campaign. They were having meeting with Trump's team inside the Trump Tower. Jared wanted to use the Russian embassy to directly talk to Russians (bypassing US intelligence)

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Stephen Colbert delivers possibly the best monologue of the evening on Donald Trump Jr’s collusion with Russians #DonaldTrumpJr #TrumpJr

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