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Manchester, England
Joined April 2009
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So, @AOC just took to Instagram and raised $50,000 for immigrant families who've been frozen out of government help. Incredible.
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Brexiteers when they eventually realise what they voted for
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@realDonaldTrump How dare you attack our Mayor. Britain is meant to be your closest ally, but instead you're taking swipes on social media. Ridiculous.
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@cov_Gretchen A man in heels, get over it and worry about your own life?
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Wait, so Elizabeth from Knoxville, who claims she was maced after storming the Capitol, was dabbing her eyes with an onion towel?
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Why are people so fucking dense?
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Trump, the man who publicly displayed a Photoshopped Time cover, lied about crowd sizes, a call from the Boy Scouts Leader, & Time Magazine, claimed Obama wiretapped him, and spread hate group Fake News videos, is calling for anyone reporting falsities to be fired. Interesting.
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@EndWokeness This adult outrage over absolutely nothing is quite embarrassing.
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Tommy Robinson isn't attending the so-called #londonprotests because he is, and I believe this is the correct phrasing, a bed-wetting statue nonce shithouse.
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@realDonaldTrump @nytimes @NBCNews @ABC @CBS @CNN What the fuck are you doing? Honesty, you're ill and should be in a home.
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@BorisJohnson Tested positive for being an irresponsible dickhead too
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@realDonaldTrump Sure, 45. You respect them SO much you think it's acceptable to grab their pussies because you're famous. You're a pig.
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@realDonaldTrump I expect the rightwing bigots and Islamophobes to say shit like this but you're the presi-never mind.
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@CollinRugg @Efren323JD Do you think you're living in the Terminator franchise? Get a grip.
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@realDonaldTrump Jesus, give it a rest, you raving lunatic. Twitter is not the place for the president to share his most inner thoughts...
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@mike_pence Personal responsibility? Christ, you Republicans are merciless monsters who don't give a shit about anyone.
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For those who say the UK don't have a racism problem, allow me to remind you: The Windrush Scandal Nigel Farage Britain First Katie Hopkins Theresa May's GO HOME bus Tommy Robinson Grenfell Boris fucking Johnson #BlackLivesMatterUK 👊🏻👊🏼👊🏽👊🏾👊🏿
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@realDonaldTrump And, as usual, you've decided to take someone's words out of context to try & push for your #MuslimBan that will get denied, AGAIN. Give up.
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@realDonaldTrump It astounds me how you refuse to utter a bad word about Putin. Happy to criticise everyone else, but dare not upset him. You're his puppet.
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@realDonaldTrump It's really worrying how you, the president, keep referring to Democrats as the enemy, as you divide America even more.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump Sharing your old man’s racist quotes isn’t a great look, Junior. But you’ll do just about anything at this point to get him to show you some love and affection. Spoiler: he won’t.
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Confirmed: Sean Spicer publicly lied about British involvement in wiretapping. #ImpeachTrump #Trumprussia #russiagate
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Middle-aged bigots, ASSEMBLE!
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@realDonaldTrump Firstly, how unpresidential is it for the sitting president to be name-calling and being so petulantly rude? Unbelievable.
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@realDonaldTrump Curious why you Tweet about a Paris terrorist attack injuring one, but have zero to say about 6 Muslims murdered in Quebec?
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This is what happens when a toxic bloke in his 50s tries to be edgy 💀
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@realDonaldTrump @NBCNews I love how the president calls people names. You should reassess your life and learn to be an adult & do your job.
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@realDonaldTrump So you've made enemies the FBI, CIA, and mainstream media, but can't help but praise Putin and Russia. What's that about?
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@BBCNews Teen girl defends herself from male attacker, you mean. For fuck's sake, what are you clowns doing over there?
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@realDonaldTrump Secondly, you are certainly in no position to call anyone "crazy" or "dumb as a rock". Seriously, you are an unhinged individual.
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It's true, Melania appears to loathe this beast. But let's not forget she chose to marry him, supported his birther movement, wore that ridiculous coat, and have his child. She's just as loathsome.
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She really, really doesn’t like him.
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@realDonaldTrump Any sane, compassionate person would be celebrating saving Planned Parenthood & Obamacare, you big orange gimp.
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@David_Leavitt Dude, no. Delete and sincerely apologise to save yourself a shred of grace and dignity. Don't just carry on joking, you plum.
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@realDonaldTrump Wow. Not only are you questioning someone's IQ - which in itself is laughable coming from a man with "the best words"...
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@Cobratate @GretaThunberg Trolling a teenage girl, like the mega Alpha you are. Amazing bro! 💪
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I can't believe this has happened again. All the lies and false promises Tories fed us that Grenfell was a one-off unspeakable tragedy. The government do not give two shits about the people living in this country. #boltonfire
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2020, a summary:
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@realDonaldTrump ... but you're going out of your way to insult, humiliate, and belittle someone. How are you meant to be an icon & leader w/ that attitude?
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@realDonaldTrump Don't try and humanise yourself. You're not human. You're a lizard. A flakey, orange, illiterate, racist lizard.
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@realDonaldTrump I'd hardly call being publicly disgusted by your wife, ridiculed by the Pope, and making a fool of yourself in front of NATO a success, bud.
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@realDonaldTrump @nytimes @NBCNews @ABC @CBS @CNN You cannot brand reputable news outlets as enemies of the people - are you insane, 45?
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@realDonaldTrump They don't discuss how good it is because it isn't good. It's awful. It'll kill a lot of people. You set yourself up, 45.
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@realDonaldTrump 1) It's not "FAKE NEWS" 2) You embarassed yourself 3) She loathes you because you're a repugnant turd of a person.
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@ScarletJedi @JosephM23844361 @SoNotNASCAR @realDonaldTrump @SadiqKhan A fart in a lift is more popular than Trump. Sadiq Khan is a great Mayor of London.
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@DiedSuddenly_ @elonmusk Release what? He's got nothing, he's not a god, he's a barely fictional human. You also pay him $8 a month to appear important 🤡
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@realDonaldTrump ...Why are you flippantly berating other countries on social media? You're so unprofessional and bigly ridiculous. Have some self-control.
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@realDonaldTrump Check your drafts, you forgot to Tweet about the pro-Trump, white supremacist terrorist that killed 6 Muslims in Quebec.
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@realDonaldTrump My word, man, stop calling people losers - as POTUS you work for every single person in America. Stop embarrassing yourself
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@realDonaldTrump Worrying how you're calling anyone who opposes you out as a paid protestor. You're trying to discredit the people, like a dictator would.
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@realDonaldTrump How are you, the sitting, so-called President, sharing nonsense like this? You're like a kid throwing a tantrum. Pathetic.
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@realDonaldTrump Oh my word, your skin seems to get thinner by the day. How do you function as a whopping hypocrite, bully, and proven liar?
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@realDonaldTrump @nytimes @NBCNews @ABC @CBS @CNN You're inciting hatred & (possible) violence against people doing their jobs. Unacceptable
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@AynRandPaulRyan @CBSThisMorning @wsavalexb @InsideEdition Imagine thinking 'I got caught up in the moment' is a viable defence for sexual assault.
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@realDonaldTrump Also, interesting you describe women that "serve". They're not here to serve you. Many loathe your very existence.
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@Infuriating @realDonaldTrump The whole 'people denying fascists are fascists' thing is getting REALLY old, mate.
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@realDonaldTrump They're not President, you are. They're not in bed with Putin, you are. They're not under FBI investigation, you are.
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Leaders Trump has attacked: Merkel Macron Khan Turnbull Leaders Trump has praised: Putin Erdoğan Duterte Jong-un Figure out his motives.
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@MikeTokes @realDonaldTrump Hahahahaha, your wild conspiracy theories and calls to jail Clinton are just hilarious. You sound hysterical.
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@realDonaldTrump You can't wait to Tweet about radical Islamists but were quiet when a Trump-supporting white supremacist killed Muslims.
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Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp are all down 💀
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@realDonaldTrump Sweet Jesus, what the hell are you doing, you deranged old fool? Are you trying to sabotage US and U.K. relations?!
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@LayahHeilpern @Cobratate The world? Really? You're implying he was some sort of globally adored figure 🤣
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@realDonaldTrump The frivolous way you say this - like the way you launched missiles while eating chocolate cake - is proof of how out of your depth you are.
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@tonyposnanski @GOP I’m embarrassed for the person who runs this GOP account.
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@realDonaldTrump Bet you wish you still had Obamacare to treat these @Schwarzenegger burns, right? They must hurt so, so bigly!
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@realDonaldTrump You're doing a poor job of hiding obvious disdain & hurt feelings by saying petulant things akin to a child. What's wrong with you?
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I don't care what anyone says, this woman is an absolute hero and the type of person who should be running America. One day... 🤞
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@realDonaldTrump Finally, you've also implicated yourself with your National Enquirer tweet. So, perhaps it is you who is, quote, "as dumb as a rock."
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@realDonaldTrump Thirdly, your thin skin is embarrassing. You're retaliating because they totally exposed you as a blackmailer and wannabe WH mobster.
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@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @FBI Stop citing Fox - they're the most fake news-driven outlet of them all. On par with Info Wars & Breitbart.
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@Cobratate @GretaThunberg Just when the entire world didn't think you could possibly embarrass yourself further. Congrats, champ 🏆
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@realDonaldTrump You don't like talking about the fact Obama fired him. You rehired him, poorly vetted, then embarrassed yourself. Stop reporting fake news.
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@realDonaldTrump Yet at the same time you hold your little Hitler-inspired rallies... even though the election is over. You're monumentally hypocritical.
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@realDonaldTrump Your job is to serve ALL the American people, no matter what party affiliation. Not defend Crooked Mike Flynn.
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@realDonaldTrump Don't you try and ban free speech at WH press conferences? Or is that OK because dictators always have final say?
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@realDonaldTrump Firstly, Kushner didn't prove anything. He refused to testify under oath, implying guilt. You expect us to take his word?
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@realDonaldTrump Worry about today's Orlando shooting and stop being hysterically xenophobic because our Mayor is Muslim. Beyond embarrassing.
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@realDonaldTrump This is your most unconvincing Tweet to date. Oh, and we're back on the FAKE NEWS trail to deflect. So predictable. So SAD!
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@stillgray @PrisonPlanet Mate, I'm frankly embarrassed for you. I'm embarrassed for you both, in fact. Two fragile little men who spend their days on the internet attacking a school girl who wants to preserve the planet. And you're threatened why? Have a word with yourselves immediately.
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@realDonaldTrump @nytimes @NBCNews @ABC @CBS @CNN Your behaviour gets more erratic each day; I'm convinced you're having a severe breakdown.
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@realDonaldTrump Haha, yeah, these were literally nothing to do with you, buddy. Thanks President Obama!
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@realDonaldTrump The fact you have to go on Twitter to say 'Hey everyone, I really respect women, honest!' is a telling sign that you don't.
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@realDonaldTrump What does Putin have on you? Nudes? Or just golden showers? Can't wait until you're exposed. (Not literally, that's gross.)
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@realDonaldTrump Things will all great by lunchtime? Is that because you're hungry? I bet you're hungry. Hungry to feast off the misery of the poor. Resign.
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@Cobratate @GretaThunberg ...Only to get ratio'd into otherworldly oblivion. How will you ever recover from this, bro?
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@realDonaldTrump @nytimes @NBCNews @ABC @CBS @CNN Do yourself and the world a favour and resign. You're grossly unfit to govern America.
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@realDonaldTrump Mr. Trimp, you lost the pop vote by 3m. Majority of US hates you. You've the lowest approval ratings EVER. You're. A. Joke.
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@stevewilldoit Don't you lot call everyone else beta cucks? 🤣 The second-hand embarrassment is physically painful.
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"...and then he said that no politician in history had been treated worse!"
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London Bridge incident reminder: Please don't spread rumours and fake stories, unverified reports, graphic photos, or naive assumptions.
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@Infuriating @realDonaldTrump No one needs fascism, so 👋🏼
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@realDonaldTrump The look she gave you tells us all we need to know, and is how every sane person views you. You lack grace and decorum.
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@realDonaldTrump As president, you should welcome independent inquiry and strive to clear your name in a dignified fashion, not squeal like a giant manbaby.
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@realDonaldTrump Another rally? Why, you're already President? Are you that insecure & need folk cheering your every word? Silly question, of course you do.
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Cedric Richmond called out Matt Gaetz for not knowing what it's like to be African American. Gaetz revealing a secret Cuban son to parade on Fox News still does not mean he knows what it's like to be African American.
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Nestor and Matt Gaetz appears on Tucker Carlson
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Columbian players and now the coaching staff being absolute petty dickheads to Raheem Sterling. #ENGCOL
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@realDonaldTrump Oh man. What are you doing? Seriously, what is this? I take no pleasure in witnessing anybody have a public breakdown.
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@realDonaldTrump It's all way beyond the point of mortifying now. You act terribly unpresidential on a daily basis. What next - badly photoshopped memes?
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@realDonaldTrump You're making absolutely no sense, even for you. Why are you, the president, openly talking about pardons & crimes? The WH has sunk so low.
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