Alex Geoffroy @EsPyramid Twitter profile

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Alex Geoffroy

2 years

A visual novel demo by @Scurfys and myself. Discover the contradictions in your friends' recollections within a simulated online messaging service. Learn the truth behind an old photo and reveal what your friends are really thinking! Ghost Artifact:

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Alex Geoffroy

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genuinely love the lore that this immortal dog is being cared for by multiple generations of the same family. like if the belmonts were dracula's babysitters

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You're going to need to sit in your Thinking Chair for this news: Steve and Joe will be in the first episode of Blue's Clues & You! Check out this clip as they return to help Josh play his very first Blue's Clues 🐶💙🖍️

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Alex Geoffroy

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2 years

there are many reasons not to buy hogwarts legacy but here's a new one: it would be really funny if warner brothers lost money on this one too

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Alex Geoffroy

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3 years

i know gay stories with tragic endings are out of style but the greek myth where apollo accidentally kills his boyfriend with a frisbee is so fucking funny

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

7 months

seems like gen z hasn't lived up to jodie foster's expectations... if only there was a guaranteed way to impress her

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

6 years

the "nut" items in octopath traveler are gonna fucking kill me

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Alex Geoffroy

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3 years

nfts feel like they were specifically engineered to be a scam that kiryu falls for in a yakuza substory and at the end he has to go beat the shit out of the guy who sold him a jpeg of a dragon wearing a yankee cap and smoking a vape

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

5 years

how do you get expelled from war crime school

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@NintendoAmerica

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Meet Yuri, leader of the Ashen Wolves. A former student of the Officers Academy, he was expelled and forced to move to Abyss. While he’s rough-spoken—underneath his brash exterior is someone who is intensely devoted to protecting the people of Abyss.

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Alex Geoffroy

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4 years

broke: pokemon go to the polls woke: pokemon snap this country in half

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

4 years

remember how stephenie meyer used the name of a real indigenous nation (the quileute tribe) to be the "shape-shifting animal people" and then proceeded to make money off of "quileute-themed merch" without their consent

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

6 years

therapist: we recommend cbt me: ah, cock and balls torture therapist: or dbt me: ah, dick and balls torture therapist: stop that

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

7 years

human: this is a sports anime alien: what's that human: well anime is a s- alien: we have anime on our planet, dipshit, what's sports

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1 year

literally 4 months after this happened toei released an episode of a kamen rider show where they positively depicted a prime minister being assassinated in public for having ties to a cult

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Alex Geoffroy

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4 months

watching the new dungeon meshi and had the thought "why don't they make any fantasy stories where halflings are the main characters?" like an idiot

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

6 years

netflix metal gear movie that checks if the account watching it has also watched castlevania

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1 year

you guys are wrong. there won't be scott pilgrim discourse. people will hype up the "inevitable discourse" for a full 3 months and then when netflix finally drops every episode at once people will stop talking about it within a week. possibly within a day. that's how netflix is

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6 years

dear santa, i have been nice all year. please use one of your limited christmas miracles to make catboys real. you will not have to bring me any presents on any subsequent years because i do not plan on remaining on the nice list after you make good on this

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

4 years

still can't believe this one is less than a year old. it feels like it's existed since the dawn of time

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

2 years

tarnished: do you think it's possible to love a girl with four arms sir gideon ofnir, the all-knowing: most girls have forearms

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

3 years

minor jojo villain: have you tried it? play pink floyd's the dark side of the moon synced with the wizard of oz. it produces an "effect". this "effect" is a "phenomenon". and that "phenomenon" can't be explained in human words jojo: *bleeding to death but still winning* shut. up

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3 years

THE EVER GIVEN WAS BLOCKING 420 SHIPS????

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At least 113 of over 420 vessels that had waited for the container ship Ever Given to be freed are expected to cross the Suez Canal by Tuesday morning.

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Alex Geoffroy

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4 years

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Alex Geoffroy

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5 years

usually when the mcelroys cause some kind of controversy i'm like "you guys are right that's pretty cringe" but in the most recent case i think if a store puts up eugenics propaganda it's probably the job of a public health professional to yell at someone about it

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Alex Geoffroy

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5 years

anybody who has ever dissed "localization" is a fucking fool

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5 years

the comedy of three houses comes from the fact that all three lords believe the exact same things but they have rocks for brains and fight anyways

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Alex Geoffroy

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7 years

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BA

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Alex Geoffroy

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5 years

do you think since fortnite is in the mcu that they also canonically put thanos in the game in that universe too and there was a huge backlash over "putting the guy who killed all our families" into the game

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

2 years

looking at the stickers on the kfc drive-thru speaker

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

6 years

hal 9000 is my favorite AI character because he gets anxiety once and his response is "well i guess i'll just kill myself and everyone i know"

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

5 years

edelgard: let's end classism claude: and racism dimitri: i agree wholeheartedly claude: thank you king dimitri: are you mocking me, punk?? edelgard: hey don't talk to him like that claude: thank you queen edelgard: you shut the hell up dimitri: i have decided to kill you both

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Alex Geoffroy

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4 years

who had "john cusack assaulted by chicago police" on their bingo cards for this year

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

2 years

ace attorney prosecutor that just pulls out a gun and shoots the defense attorney whenever things aren't going well

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Alex Geoffroy

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2 years

glad that velma dinkley gets to be officially a lesbian now but this is extremely unfair to my man shaggy: if we're making all the old rumors true we MUST let him SMOKE WEED

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

7 years

make sure to check the overwatch site for important lore information about doomfist!!

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

6 years

i solved the isekai genre because i came up with the perfect idea: My Parents Got Sent to Another World and They Won't Stop Calling Me to Ask How to Do Chosen One Stuff

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

3 years

sam: well lil buddy, our humorously phallic route has led us to crash the ship into the suez canal, blocking 12% of global commerce in one swift and suprisingly simple movement max, clawing towards the controls: i wanna go again, sam!

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

7 years

that subheading is a literal threat

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Alex Geoffroy

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2 years

this is the saddest part of the disco elysium to me. i guess he can't use something that he's worked on for decades anymore except in his private life because they felt they needed bezos more than they needed him

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

6 years

this is the fucking... funniest take i've ever seen

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

4 years

CLAIMS TO BE PRO-LIFE

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Joe Scheidler, the founder of the Pro-Life Action League and a prominent figure in the anti-abortion movement, has died at age 93.

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Alex Geoffroy

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7 years

another reason "not my luke" is wrong is because young adventure twinks always become old queens who don't give a shit, it's in the us constitution

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Alex Geoffroy

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6 years

abbacchio: giorno don't look at my stand or you'll be drinking piss for a month mista: giorno look at my sons. my baby boys. do my perfect princes want salami? they do

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Alex Geoffroy

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11 months

past ten years of fromsoft menu girls: thank you for speaking with me fair traveler. do you wish to take a peek at a few of my toes? handler guy in armored core 6: *pouring money into a dog bowl* crawl over here and lap up your latest bounty, hog

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Alex Geoffroy

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2 years

i'm very glad to finally play one of these with messages on

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Alex Geoffroy

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6 years

nyt you have to run my "in defense of slutty catboys" oped because an opposing take by my rivals is being published in wapo this week. the free marketplace of ideas demands this, bari

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Alex Geoffroy

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3 years

you know things are dire when even the nostalgia critic is getting hits in

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Alex Geoffroy

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2 years

@bombsfall my car has a warning system that flashes if the car in front of me breaks suddenly. i think that's the way it should be. the road is my microsoft word and the car is my clippy. i shouldn't be the clippy in this relationship

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Alex Geoffroy

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4 years

sephiroth jones after buying and playing ff7r: hey mom why does that guy have the same name as me?

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7 years

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Alex Geoffroy

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4 years

the fallout from this zenimax thing is gonna spell doom for anti-monopoly laws and it makes me quake with rage. companies prey on each other into oblivion in the arena of the "free market", and the evil within capitalism is celebrated while labor rights are dishonored. morrowind

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Alex Geoffroy

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4 years

thinking about how marvel movies were like "the final legacy of the superhero we've created a decade of movies for is that he gave a child a magic button that can drone strike any other child at will"

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6 years

my favorite dumb ffxiv lore thing is that if you eliminate TOO MUCH suffering from your world the giant crystal of hope and goodness will go "oh dope" and consume the planet

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Alex Geoffroy

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6 years

shinji ikari: i mustn't run away! i mustn't run away! arataka reigen: what are you like 15? run away idiot

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

8 years

this is in the exact cadence and style of a line homestar runner himself would say

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

5 years

the promare writer did gurren lagann and kill la kill and stuff but imo his best bit of writing ever was the bit in the last episode of kamen rider fourze where the jerk character who "doesn't need friends" writes a letter describing what he loves about each of his friends

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

4 years

if anyone praises twilight on your TL hit them with this link and say "five dollars"

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

5 years

one of the problems with isekai is that the protagonists are gifted items and powers (and even people!!) through no effort of their own and use them to win their battles. that being said the funniest version of this is in the chronicles of narnia when santa claus just shows up

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Alex Geoffroy

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3 years

twitter is a great website to exist on when people are talking about a specific dickpic or video that exists in the periphery. it's like walking up to a skyrim npc and hearing them say "have you heard of korean astolfo's monster cock?" to give you extra lore

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

6 years

but only those three things

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Alex Geoffroy

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8 years

that one guy in every group who's a furry

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Alex Geoffroy

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2 years

reading dune messiah. here's my new favorite paul atreides line:

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

5 years

bro this is like the rosetta stone because now you can reread this entire twitter with the daft punk melody

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@wiki_tmnt

5 years

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

5 years

if the 20-something dude at the counter doesn't have the sense of solidarity himself to say "you're right it is offensive to claim that weed can 'cure' autism" he doesn't actually need your pity

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

5 years

in honor of homestuck day i present the definitely 100% true story of blue blood lives

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

3 years

can't wait until elden ring comes out because i can post shit like "did you guys find hindyl the dangerous? easily the best questline i've seen so far" and people will go try to find an npc that is not in the game

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Alex Geoffroy

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6 years

antman: i was too small to be found by the infinity goblin cap: gauntlet antman: yeah i love that game

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2 years

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4 years

@beackupburner every day redd has a chance to die offscreen and they don't tell you until tom nook comes back from the will reading 3 weeks later

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

6 years

i still can't believe "lupin iii steals bitcoin from deep web drug and arms dealers and in retaliation they turn lupin into a meme" is a real premise of a real anime

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Alex Geoffroy

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5 years

literally the only thing i would actually want from a watchmen show is multiple episodes of characters complaining back and forth about how there are too many fucking pirate movies that are all the same

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Alex Geoffroy

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5 years

shitpost generator in my brain: clown sephiroth gamer knowledge center in my brain: that's kefka shitpost generator: *hisses*

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Alex Geoffroy

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5 years

it is quite literally better to force rich people to use public services than have them individually pay for alternatives because they actually would rather pay for alternatives and gut the public services to enforce the class disparity

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Alex Geoffroy

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4 years

walt's dream

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

6 years

miles: i'm sooo excited for toby to finally finish undertale, deltarune's one of my favorite games of the past few years gwen: *slowly turning her head to him* miles. miles we have to trade computers. RIGHT... NOW...

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Alex Geoffroy

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4 years

needed to eject this from my brain

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

1 year

you hear about cartoon lois lane every week because that's how her television show works. it comes out once a week. you'll hear about scott pilgrim once and then never again

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

6 years

wow!!

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

6 years

the right-wing using "npc" as their insult-du-jour is not as inexplicable as you think it is. a cornerstone of nazi ideology is that some races are motivated by "will" and other races are so passive that they will allow anything to be done to them, including genocide

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

6 years

asking someone to be your valentine seems like such a high level romance strat that i literally can't imagine how to spring it on someone. i could be married and still be like "no. it's too presumptuous to think my spouse would want to be my valentine"

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Alex Geoffroy

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4 years

tony stark went thru a reverse character arc where a big event in his life convinced him to stop making weapons of war and then over the next ten years he slowly worked his way back up to "let's make danganronpa real"

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

8 years

imagine being this bad at cars canon and then being put in charge of directing cars 3

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Alex Geoffroy

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3 years

started watching children of men and was struck by the mental image of everyone on fandom twitter simultaneously editing "minors do not interact" out of their bios in solemn contemplation as the world's youngest person turns 18

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Alex Geoffroy

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7 months

everybody take some deep breaths okay

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

8 years

the guy who puts figurines in his mouth and plays dnd with his dad is on forbes 30 under 30 proving success is a fake idea, and that rules

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Alex Geoffroy

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5 years

dimitri: lol the flame emperor is a manlet claude: now now, the politically correct term is "short king" edelgard: *trying not to cry* i think he might be very tall and handsome actually

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Alex Geoffroy

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3 years

they renamed the overwatch cowboy. now when you select him from the menu his name will be "racist" but when you deep dive into the lore you'll learn his first name is "stopbeing"

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

7 years

lesson of persona 4: don't internalize your anger lesson of persona 5: externalize it instead motherfucker

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Alex Geoffroy

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6 years

lupin: jigen the internet says your gay goemon: what does it say about me? lupin: they think you gained your samurai abilities via nofap goemon: that's true.

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Alex Geoffroy

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4 years

i seem to remember an innovative game where they named the enemies and gave them distinct personalities that affected gameplay. the video game was "pac-man"

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Alex Geoffroy

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7 years

ernest hemingway: behold, a six word short story hemingway's editor: i can't sell this you motherfucker

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

5 years

the search for the legitimacy of your work is so dumb because you're always legitimate in the eyes of your audience. like who cares that a world famous director didn't cry at your raccoon and tree movie, you made that movie for people who want to cry about a raccoon and a tree

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Alex Geoffroy

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6 years

underrated moment from undertale that's completely lost on repeat playthroughs is the very first time you see what asgore looks like and having that "*sucks air thru teeth* ah shit" reaction

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

5 years

twenty minutes until: mario: you looka familiar... you remind me ofa tony hawk! tony hawk: i get that a lot mario: whatsa tony hawk doing nowadays anyway tony hawk: *hitting him with a skateboard* this.

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

3 years

vine was infinitely better than tiktok cause if a vine sucks it's fucking over before you can even form an opinion on it

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

6 years

the premise of a quiet place is cool and creepy, but the opposite, where monsters will attack anything that isn't constantly making a loud noise, would be an uproarious comedy

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

5 years

absolutely adore the bit in king of cards where you play cards against three wolves working together

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Alex Geoffroy

@EsPyramid

3 years

probably not a good sign for your political direction to make a meme of yourself protecting "other millionaires"

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IM LIVE AND TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING EVERYONE ALREADY KNEW ABOUT ME THAT "LEAKED" AGAIN. THAT'S RIGHT TWITCH STREAMER SUBSCRIPTION REVENUE !!!!

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Alex Geoffroy

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7 years

no april fools gag can beat the very real thing of "bernie sanders was hanging around anime boston and we have a pic of him near fursuiters"

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4 years

i selected a show basically at random from the selection on the toei tokusatsu world youtube and the first episode of Hard Gumi (hadogumi) ends pretty strong

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Alex Geoffroy

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6 years

lupin: what'll we do when capitalism ends and monetary value ceases to exist jigen: i'm trying to sleep lupin: *shaking him* how will we steal value after it becomes irrevocably tied with the act of doing labor itself!

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