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4 months

I hope you never forget this loss, Smriti Irani. You were the Women and Child Development Minister. You kept mum when Olympians were assaulted by your Party’s man, you said nothing on Prajwal Ravanna, you did injustice to the Dalit girl of Lakhimpur Kheri. You deserve this.

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No other state could ever 😍

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Hindus who vote for BJP are angry that not all Hindus are dumb like them 😂

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3 years

You’re not my boyfriend Sumit. Bina bataye bhi chhor ke jaa sakte ho

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1 year

The Qutub Minar looks like it’s going start doing Garba any moment now

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2 months

BJP has not financed her personally. Sportsperson gets facilities from taxpayers money. Governments don’t do a favour to athletes by letting them play. So men who think like this need to shut the fuck up. The government didn’t support her. She went DESPITE their lack of support.

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4 months

Imagine Nitish Kumar becomes PM and first thing he does is legalise Marijuana.

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3 years

This video is right out of Anand Mahiindra’s wet dreams

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3 years

The great Indian jugaad. 😎

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3 years

Thinking about the time when my dadi died and a few of her bahus thought she had kept gold in a tiny bunker below the bed in my ancestral house, only to find 4 packets of bidi.

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3 months

Bro, Sonakshi has more balls to marry for love than most men or women in this country. So you can be an old fashioned or a margarita, nobody cares. Nobody needs these aunty hot takes on a consenting couple.

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Call me a bit old-fashioned, but if my parents aren't happy at my wedding, then the wedding has no meaning to me. A wedding ideally means the union of two families.

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1 year

Only in India flood videos are shared as spiritual videos like seriously?

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1 year

The location is Mandi Himachal Pradesh ❤️

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3 years

Hey @Iyervval this you?

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9 months

She gets emotional watching a temple inaugurated and runs away when questioned about sexual harassment of olympians. Gazab ke leaders elect karte hain hum.

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9 months

#WATCH | At Birla Mandir in Delhi, Union Home Minister Amit Shah, Union Minister Meenakashi Lekhi and others watch the live telecast of the Pranpratishtha ceremony underway at Shri Ram Janmabhoomi Temple in Ayodhya. Minister Lekhi gets emotional while watching the telecast.

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@mdsirajofficial Don’t listen to the insecure people in your comments, Siraj. You deserve this win and you deserve whoever you want. Hindus who question just lack the understanding of their own religion. Forgive them, congratulations and thank you!

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3 years

Yes Dravid Smack me!

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4 months

So what a few people died atleast we got free food and water. Lmao the state of this country.

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4 months

VIDEO | Kanchanjunga Express accident: "Whatever happened was very wrong... Following the accident, the railway officials have treated us in a very good manner. They provided us with water, lunch and even dinner," says Anamika Devgupta, a passenger in the Kanchanjunga Express who

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3 years

I come from an India where Priti Gandhi tags some Viviana Costabile with 44 followers instead of original Vir Das

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3 years

You come from an India, @VirDas , where you make a living by insulting your own nation!! You come from an India, that allows your disgusting, derogative nonsense to pass off as freedom of speech!! You come from an India, that has tolerated your slander for way to long!! #Shame

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Whatever happens tomorrow. The fight goes on ✊

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2 years

Let’s hide this picture from Anand Mahindra and Harsh Goenka quickly

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2 years

Initiative. Responsibility. Hope.

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5 years

Not to brag but definitely bragging that the CEO of my new workplace told us that we can take the first half off and go protest. Future CEOs, take note. This is how you build the 'culture' that workplaces keep talking about.

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1 year

Lmao who remembers back in 2020 when my father made a WhatsApp group, named it “Home” and added two guys from some marriage bureau to get me married 😭

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1 year

quote this with a conversation with your parent

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3 years

"Sir maine apni granddaughter ko bol diya hai Manmohan Singh ke letter ka reply kar do ekdum Mean Girls style mein"

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4 months

Miss the times when everyone on Twitter was as unhinged as this

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14 years

guys last twt for tonite - global warmin u wnt undrstnd so all I'm sayin is save this planet coz ull only get girls here! Chalo abhi gnit.

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5 years

Me watching porn for the first time :

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5 years

Yeh ball pe apna thook kyu lagate hai ?

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OMG you killed two people with your drunk driving? Go write an essay and ye lo bail. OMG you didn’t do anything and police has framed you with doctored videos? Lagao ispe UAPA with no bail. The justice system of India needs to be studied.

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4 years

Men rub your clit like it's a Google Pay scratch card and that's why they get a better luck next time

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3 months

@Metikurke Lmao your post is in English. Are you jobless?

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5 years

Ab lagta hai sex bhi tabhi milega jab modiji usko task ki terah ghoshit karenge

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3 years

Kept calling this girl’s name Chanchal in front of everyone multiple times till I got corrected that she’s not Chanchal she’s CA Anchal 🤡

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5 years

Will all the best placard holder please stand up

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3 years

@srthkjoshi Sarthak, tum nihayati chutiye insaan ho if you think that this is hilarious. And I’m just being polite here

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3 years

Iyerval kitna vella hai. 117K followers ho gaye fir bhi mujhe QT kar raha hai 😂

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4 years

Breaking Now: Rhea Chakraborty arrested for being a powerless woman caught in the pool of political vendetta, a dead lover and a vile actress with Y level security

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3 years

The pandemic has really hit Zomato

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5 years

Sure you've been pushed into marriage but have marriage bureau people been added to your home WA group? Fuck my life

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5 years

Men need to talk about menstruation. And understand it. And understand how it influences women's mood and life choices. How many of you honestly know which medicine to buy if your gf/wife/daughter/mother have period pain?

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4 years

Oh no. #TIME100

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3 years

If you read this headline twice you’ll understand how the Protestors are the cow dung here

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3 years

Namaz Blocked Again, Protesters Occupy Gurgaon Site, Spread Cow Dung

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2 months

@abhiandniyu Try asking questions about rape cases from the government first. Bollywood doesn’t run this country.

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3 months

SRK is such a big star ki shaadi mein koi Ambani ke yahan bhi aaya ho, pehla photo SRK ke saath ka lagata hai

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3 months

A surreal 24 hours. So grateful for the Ambani family for their unmatched warmth and hospitality. An experience filled with so many unforgettable moments which allowed me to connect with countless new friends, including meeting @iamsrk and being able to tell him personally the

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BJ.P is not just corrupt. It institutionalised corruption. It made it acceptable to be corrupt and thereby destroying the ethical thinking of the government institutions like ED and SBI. Thanks to them, today people sit in boardrooms to plan scams and it’s completely acceptable.

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2 years

I got my Onam on. Happy feasting to all Malyalis 🍛

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5 years

A confused Google Maps is just Disha Patani

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5 years

Filing a petition that Indian parents stop giving the name Abhishek to their sons. It's getting very confusing for me.

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2 years

Collating the best memes on the Queen here for you. Recommendations welcome in replies.

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3 months

7 bridges. Thala for a reason.

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Another Bridge Collapses In Bihar, 7th Such Incident In 15 Days

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6 years

Delhiites will accept hailstorm as snow but will not accept smog as pollution.

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2 years

There are many things annoying about the Laal Singh Chadha Trailer but whoever suggested that box of chocolates wala dialogue should be replaced with golgappe really wins the trophy for cringe.

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6 years

Repeat after me : Women in New Zealand chose to wear Hijab as a mark of solidarity. Solidarity here was to imply that we all are Muslims today. Your dissection of hijab as a feminist instrument is not valid today. Save that argument for another day and understand symbolism

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@abhiandniyu You’re an A grade chutiya Abhi. And because of this really stupid and uninformed video, you’re only harming our cause. You’ve got so many followers, atleast do some studies before making these shitty opinion waale videos.

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4 years

If my kid doesn't give the example of "Nikamma kiya is dil ne. Is dil ne kiya hai Nikamma" when asked for active and passive voice ka example then what's even the point of becoming a mother?

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5 years

When life makes you Bihari, you should be Kanhaiya Kumar and not Manoj Tiwari.

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@sportstarweb The world should also talk about how she has was hounded by the government agencies and sexually assaulted by the President of then wrestling federation. She has slept on streets and cried on camera begging for justice. The world should know that India doesn’t value its Olympians

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IndiaToday

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#Ayodhya seers to hold rally in support of WFI chief #BrijBhushanSharanSingh

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@xavvierrrrrr Yes, you were wrong because this is a man- woman issue. A true ally should learn and realise that. There’s nothing wrong in not knowing but you should be open to correction too.

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Why 70 hours a week? Why not 69? It’s sexier.

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@venom1s If the reality of rape statistics leads to racism against Indian men then they deserve the racism.

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3 years

@__Valeen___ @nana_alaouie Argentina has a lot of postcolonial immigrants from Italy post their freedom from Spain. Makes complete sense.

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Hey RAW, if you need anyone to honeytrap scientists to get nuclear power info from Pakistan then remember I’m always ready to serve cunt(ry) 🙏🏽

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2 years

Bruh

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6 years

Marriage is the most desperate thing people do to get sex

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6 years

Indians order Sex on the beach and feel so proud as if they will get laid by the beach immediately after

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5 years

Day 87 without sex : might break lockdown to get lathi charged on my bum 💦

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@BefittingFacts Rapist ka bhi toh naam le befitting facts

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5 years

Who called them delivery rooms at hospitals and not bornhub?

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@MrsGandhi @virdas I come from an India where Priti Gandhi’s husband is magically present at all important historical events 🙏🏽

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@shashank_ssj Lol you don’t gave the guts to mention VHP. Small D energy.

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11 months

Who called it semi final and not shami final?

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5 years

This shaadi season, for every "tumhari shaadi kab ho rahi hai?" I replied with "kya aap apni shaadi se khush hain?" 10/10 will recommend.

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4 years

Adulting is realising that people who bring tiffins to work have 65.78% of their life sorted

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@SaketGokhale This whattaboutery is really a bad look, Saket. Even you know TMC could have addressed this better and sooner. The women are not wrong to outrage. Women know that all politicians are hypocrites including RaGa maybe. But when you can, do better. The people are watching.

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6 years

@jack Khana kha ke jaana

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4 years

I'm convinced that the true price of freedom is the loneliness that comes with it

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1 year

Is desh mein sexual harassment chalega but god forbid two consensual adults kiss in public, dance or literally do anything that says you’re not compliant to social norms

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3 years

@ShivAroor Shiv, you have no argument to defend yourself that's why you're getting into logical fallacies calling them names. It's not a toolkit. Anyone can save picture and upload it again.

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2 years

That’s how you get your girl even after being busted

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5 years

Koi nahi karna chahta lekin fookna sab chahte hain

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4 years

This is exactly how my mother posed for her wedding pictures 🥺

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2 years

The queen survived hitler but watching Brahmastra is where she draws the line

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Every time I read Rekha Sharma’s legacy tweets, it blows my mind that this kind of woman can become a chairperson of National Commission of India. Mera Bharat Mahan.

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A few more.

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2 years

Oooof

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5 years

Saurabh, yahan log marr rahe hain..

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@TheBombayBombil Kya pakis ko default hate karna hota hai kya? Is this what you’re taught?

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I tried you guys. I tried hinge for exactly 1 whole minute in Patna and my brain exploded. The number of married men (who have pictures with their wives?!) was baffling 😭

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Aapko 7% ka salary hike deke BJP ko 1000 crore chanda de rahi hai aapki company 😂

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