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Freelance journalist. Meme for everything. 🇩🇰/🇱🇧

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Joined February 2011
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@nana_alaouie
Iman | ايمان
3 years
I just love how the Italian players always italian so hard
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@nana_alaouie
Iman | ايمان
3 years
Another Italian player italianing hard
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@nana_alaouie
Iman | ايمان
3 years
The content I’m here for 😂
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Iman | ايمان
3 years
Arsenal fans singing “are you Tottenham in disguise” to the actual Spurs team is peak shithousery and I’m here for it!!!!
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@nana_alaouie
Iman | ايمان
7 years
One day Lacazette should refuse to get subbed off and just stand in the middle of the pitch like this
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@nana_alaouie
Iman | ايمان
4 years
When you can't thank Arsenal on the bus like a little bitch
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Iman | ايمان
3 years
Referee was reaching for his yellow card then saw Xhaka and said fuck this and pulled out the red lmaooo football is so fun
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Iman | ايمان
8 years
In hell you are forced to watch Arsenal defend a one goal lead
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Iman | ايمان
7 years
"When I grow up I want to be just like Per Mertesacker"
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Iman | ايمان
2 years
Imagine losing the World Cup final and then being forced into Macron’s dusty arms I’d need even more therapy
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Iman | ايمان
7 years
Who's gonna take pictures of Arsenal's new signings when Mertesacker retires?
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Iman | ايمان
9 years
Putting "Arsenal fan" on your CV so they know you can handle anything life throws at you.
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
Erhm I was just trying to take a boomerang of the game 😂
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@nana_alaouie
Iman | ايمان
8 years
"This game is so boring I would've scored 5 by n- WAIT DID I FEED THE DOGS"
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@nana_alaouie
Iman | ايمان
4 years
This you? 👀
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@Arsenal
Arsenal
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We stand against racism. We stand side by side with our black community. We stand with our black players of the past, present and future. We celebrate diversity. We belong together.
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Iman | ايمان
4 years
Who knew the S in PSG stands for Spurs?
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@nana_alaouie
Iman | ايمان
5 years
Officially a certified sports journalist now freelancing with both @SkySportsNews and @BBCSport 🎓🎉 Alhamdulillah ❤
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
I'm happy to finally say I'll be moving to Manchester to start my new job at @BBCSport 🎉 Alhamdulillah for everything ❤
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@nana_alaouie
Iman | ايمان
7 years
If you think I'm gonna accept Mesut Özil stealing number 10 from Wilshere who's been at the club since he was 9 then you're absolutely right
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@nana_alaouie
Iman | ايمان
6 years
The biggest rivalry in football remains Arsenal vs Arsenal's defence
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
Turning 25 in style ❤⚽🎉
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
How Arsenal fans will watch @BBCMOTD tonight after 2 months of pretending it didn't exist
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Iman | ايمان
4 years
This you?
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Iman | ايمان
4 years
Arteta when Big Sam called Arsenal a relegation rival
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Iman | ايمان
4 years
NOW it makes sense 👀😂
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Iman | ايمان
5 years
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang and Alexandre Lacazette play for Arsenal Football Club. That is all.
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
Can't wait for you to stop tweeting about Arsenal next season inshallah
@EuropaLeague
UEFA Europa League
6 years
Two goals each for Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang & Alexandre Lacazette ⚽️⚽️ as Arsenal make it 9⃣ straight wins in all competitions. 🔥🔥 #UEL
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
Alexis scoring the winner to make sure Mourinho stays at United. Arsene Wenger has done it again
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
Top 3 rivalries in the PL: 1. Arsenal - Tottenham 2. Man United - Liverpool 3. Petr Cech - the near post
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@nana_alaouie
Iman | ايمان
5 years
Cold as ice. Dripping in sauce. Your strikers could never.
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
Funny how none of the German NT players have mentioned Özil and those who have just thank him and hashtag world champion like he retired for normal reasons "If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor."
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@nana_alaouie
Iman | ايمان
6 years
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Iman | ايمان
7 years
One day Lacazette should refuse to get subbed off and just stand in the middle of the pitch like this
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@nana_alaouie
Iman | ايمان
8 years
Two Muslims standing up against a white man bullying a black man but you will never hear about this on the news
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Iman | ايمان
9 years
When you're forced to sit next to the person who ruined your day.
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Iman | ايمان
4 years
This you?
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@Arsenal
Arsenal
4 years
Nigeria 💚
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
This frenchman needs to stop messing with mY HEART
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
HOW DARE THEY TOUCH PUPPY GUENDOUZI SOMEONE HOLD MY HIJAB
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Iman | ايمان
3 years
This picture is too cold ❄️
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Iman | ايمان
8 years
Steve Bould is a dead man walking
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Iman | ايمان
5 years
When Mesut Özil is happy I'm happy
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
It warms my Muslim heart when I see Salah and Mané perform the sujood as a goal celebration, or when Özil prays before a game. Football isn't about religion but representation matters and it's beautiful to see them normalize Islam.
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Iman | ايمان
5 years
Europa League really isn't for me. I miss watching Arsenal get knocked out of the Champions League round of 16
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
Everything Danny Welbeck does is accidental. Bless him every touch, every goal, we never know what he'll do next. I genuinely don't think Welbeck even knows what Welbeck will do next.
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@nana_alaouie
Iman | ايمان
6 years
I think @LacazetteAlex wants to kiss Koscielny (same) 😂
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Iman | ايمان
4 years
Arsenal with no attacking and no possession, just vibes
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Iman | ايمان
5 years
My guy vomited, got back up and delivered a 10/10 performance, your full-back could never
@BeardedGenius
Nooruddean
5 years
Same.
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@nana_alaouie
Iman | ايمان
4 years
23 in Paris 24 in Rome 25 in London 27 in Quarantine Happy birthday to meeee 🥳💃🏽
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Iman | ايمان
5 years
"wait you mean... right there? in the middle?" "Yes Mesut, right in the center. number 10 is a safe space now"
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Iman | ايمان
5 years
Imagine thinking these clowns would do it for a player when they couldn't even do it for their longest serving manager lmao
Please Arsenal win this for Ramsey 🙏
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
I don't trust Emery. Man said he wanted to build a team around Ramsey but he's off to Juve for free. He makes Özil captain then benches him in all the big games. But I'm most suspicious about the hair, like how is it so greasy pls does he shower in oil??? We'll never know
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Iman | ايمان
4 years
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Iman | ايمان
3 years
PREMIER LEAGUE GAMEWEEK 6 Arsenal 3 - 1 Tottenham MOOD
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Iman | ايمان
7 years
Bellerin looks more ready to drop a fire R&B album from the early 2000s than defend for Arsenal
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Iman | ايمان
5 years
I can't believe Arsenal made me care about 3rd place just to take it away from me a week later
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Iman | ايمان
5 years
Aubameyang called Kolasinac over to celebrate because he knows he's the Hulk. My Avengers ❤❤❤
@Football_LDN
football.london
5 years
Wakanda Forever 🙅🏾‍♂️
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Iman | ايمان
4 years
PREMIER LEAGUE GAMEWEEK 1 Fulham 0 - 3 Arsenal MOOD
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Iman | ايمان
2 years
I can’t even begin to explain how special it feels to witness this in a World Cup may Allah bless their little Muslim hearts ❤️
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Iman | ايمان
5 years
Watching the game at a pub in Manchester, filled with Manchester United fans... don't let me down @Arsenal
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Iman | ايمان
3 years
Il est petit, il est gentil 💙
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
Never thought I'd start my 2019 fighting a porn star but @miakhalifa better SQUARE UP
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Mia K.
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FUCKING PUSSY @MatteoGuendouzi , IVE SEEN YOU GO DOWN MORE IN THIS MATCH THAN I DID IN 2014 #COYI
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Iman | ايمان
2 years
NAH ARABS ARE SO FUNNY MAN WHY DID THEY FORCE HIM TO WEAR THAT
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Iman | ايمان
7 years
Alexis Sanchez really was holding Nacho Monreal back
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
Lingard annoys me endlessly, milly-rocking Phineas and Ferb looking headass
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Iman | ايمان
5 years
Wenger told Bayern to wait a week because he wanted to see if his old job becomes available again first
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Iman | ايمان
5 years
Finally feeling nostalgic about football again 🥰
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
Aubameyang paid tribute to his dead grandmother by shaving her name in his hair, and he gave up his chance to score a hattrick so Lacazette could regain his confidence 😭❤ ffs I wasn't supposed to love him this fast
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
Every single Danish player should kiss Kasper Schmeichel's feet and beg for his forgiveness and he should slap the living shit out of all them, wled el kalb wallah how many penalties did they expect him to save haywanat tfu
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Iman | ايمان
3 years
PREMIER LEAGUE GAMEWEEK 4 Arsenal 1 - 0 Norwich MOOD
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Iman | ايمان
5 years
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THIS USELESS CLUB FOR MAKING OUR BEAUTIFUL PLAYER OF 11 YEARS CRY LIKE THIS WE ACTUALLY DID HIM SO DIRTY SOMEONE HOLD MY HIJAB I'M READY TO SQUARE TF UP
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
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😢 A tearful Aaron Ramsey waves goodbye to the Emirates Stadium! "A player of his quality shouldn't be leaving." How do @Arsenal replace him? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Watch live on Sky Sports Premier League or follow in-game clips and highlights here:
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Iman | ايمان
8 years
Gibbs checking if Ospina is actually dead while Gabriel is already dragging his body away unreal favela mentality
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
Nah I wear the hijab for banter
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Iman | ايمان
5 years
this tweet is still valid almost a year later
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
When Emery sees Lacazette is still on the pitch before FT
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Iman | ايمان
3 years
Looks like Italian Twitter found this tweet overnight 😂
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Iman | ايمان
7 years
The linesman saw Lacazette's offside toe weeks ago but today missed City's WHOLE ASS LEG I am actually done
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Iman | ايمان
5 years
Best case scenario: Arsenal win the Europa League, City win the league and Liverpool win the Champions league (🤢), leaving Spurs trophyless and me less suicidal
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Iman | ايمان
4 years
How can Lacazette be SO GOOD but SO BAD at the same time 😭
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Iman | ايمان
5 years
I said this when Arsenal were knocked out by Bayern in 2013 and I'll say it again, FUCK the guy who invented the away goal rule. The North Remembers
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
Giroud assist can't believe we cheer for him like he still plays for Arsenal but here we all are
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Iman | ايمان
3 years
PREMIER LEAGUE 21/22 Arsenal MOOD thread:
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Iman | ايمان
7 years
Mesut Özil was a fucking steal and none of you can convince me otherwise
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Iman | ايمان
4 years
Even the Sky graphics guy has had enough of Willian
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
Lacazette not starting in one of the biggest games of the season? Emery will answer that decision on judgment day
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Iman | ايمان
2 years
God I love this team so much 😭❤️
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Iman | ايمان
8 years
"Fuck them up so bad even that little bitch Atkinson will run home crying"
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
Lacazette coming on when it's 5-1 to Liverpool
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Iman | ايمان
5 years
Mustafi yelling at his teammates to focus after a defensive mistake is the human version of his 🔙🔛🔝 tweets
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@nana_alaouie
Iman | ايمان
2 years
Baba Wenger is back 😭❤️
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
I'm happy we have Aubameyang and Lacazette, but I still miss Giroud...
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
Grown ass man can't understand the basic concept of mutual respect after 22 years, why couldn't Arsenal have a nice celebrity fan instead of the human version of Kanye West's tweets
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
6 years
United fans applauding Wenger. The final humiliation.
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
Arsenal fans to Chelsea fans at FT
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Iman | ايمان
4 years
Your manager could never 😎
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
It breaks my heart to see Wenger like this but he is also the one breaking my heart.
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
It's been hours and I still can't find the right words to say how I feel about Wenger leaving. I don't know how to fully process all my emotions because I'm feeling everything at once. But Arsenal without Arsène Wenger... wow
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Iman | ايمان
7 years
Olivier Giroud is the most world class non-world class striker I have ever seen
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Iman | ايمان
5 years
One thing I can say about Arteta is that he's made me care again. Losing with Emery always felt hopeless but this L has made me livid lmao it's like there's a glimmer of hope this shit show will end soon (inshallah)
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Iman | ايمان
4 years
Liverpool really just made sure United didn’t walk alone huh
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Iman | ايمان
5 years
@ Arsenal fans
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Iman | ايمان
7 years
HULK SMASH!!!!
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Iman | ايمان
3 years
Bless the Danish national team ❤️ praying for Christian Eriksen to pull through
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Iman | ايمان
6 years
SERGIO RAMOS JUST RUINED EVERY FOOTBALL FAN'S LIFE INCLUDING MINE I SWEAR SALAH BETTER BE OK FOR THE WORLD CUP INSHALLAH OUTSHALLAH EVERY SHALLAH PLS
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