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Emu Secundus

3 months

A relaxing day off for the Boomer Emu, enjoying his old man activities in his sunset years. 😂 Art by the wonderful @/evianrei

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10 months

@stone_toss It's still the most smug you've ever been.

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9 months

@Kukiweed You need to use more meaningless buzzwords in your interaction bait. It's a solid 7/10, but it has no resounding 'uumph'. For the really big clicks you need to go for a 9/10.

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@BasQuetzal >"The biggest lie ever told!" >Hitler immediately mentioned What did The Simpsons mean by this?

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8 months

This is amazingly true.

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@stone_toss

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1 year

"Don't worry, I speak their language fluently."

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@stone_toss

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1 year

@stone_toss The guy who built it was utterly full of himself and convinced he knew better than the world about "his vision". Shame he took others with him.

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2 years

RIP to a true friend and companion. 2007-2023

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1 year

A reminder to source your coffee from someone other than Black Rifle.

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2 months

@9mm_smg When my mom was dying of cancer, there was a point when important birthdays came up. The realization that she was never going to see me reach 30, never going to be there for that milestone... it made the reality of the situation a somber and sad one. It was a big thing on my

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29 days

It seems like this needs to be repeated and reinforced.

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2 years

@stone_toss I wouldn't worry about it, my friend.

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1 year

@EMIYA58869286 "Games your average guy, aged 18-35, might enjoy." How impressively average.

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8 months

These PETA ads are getting out of control.

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1 year

@DefenceU @jk_rowling @caton We have to defend Ukrainewartz from Putler!

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8 months

First Birdpost of 2024!

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2 years

@C74210148 @AnechoicMedia_ It's both absolutely hilarious and deeply saddening to see how you, and people like you, think that the phrase: "Wikipedia contradicts you!" has any meaning or weight whatsoever.

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2 years

@theworsturl @BasQuetzal >misses the joke entirely >comments anyway What did he mean by this?

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1 year

@gigabilly He's going to be offered up as another political sacrifice in yet another pre-determined show trial. And it won't be enough, it will never be enough. Man should have just fled the country, there's no need to ever participate in the "justice system" in these areas.

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1 year

African Grey with a taste for tea.

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1 year

@MudFlappy Knowing Canadian media, there's a chance he was. lol

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1 year

@UN @WHO UN has a lot of gumption telling people to stop growing tobacco and start growing food instead, when they're actively aiding and abetting the seizure of thousands of farms in the Netherlands.

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1 year

@stone_toss Time to start throwing that label on every mainstream American media outlet and company.

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1 year

It helps the environment, it helps your home.

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1 year

@Ara_Squawks "The link to my Patreon is below!"

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1 year

[Three Years]

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@krus_chiki We used to be a real country.

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1 year

@forstephenj @pope_head That was quite literally the point of the drawing, and why it's used in demonstrating Survivorship Bias.

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1 year

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1 year

@BrandonsTopGuy "Someone looked up my publicly available email from my name and place of work that I knowingly use on my Twitter account. I WAS DOXXED!" lol, lmao even

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2 years

I miss Calvin and Hobbes, it was such an enjoyable part of my childhood. I understand completely why Watterson stepped back, and it likely is a big part of keeping the comic so special, just... I miss it.

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@jaenicc @GringoSonidero

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@ShitpostGate

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1 year

Good Morning, Gentlemen! Start your engines! New report option just dropped that is guaranteed to make your feed much, much better.

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10 months

The one day of the year you get to post this.

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4 months

@DAKKADAKKA1 The entirety of Fallout 4's dialogue system just falls short when compared to any of the previous games.

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2 years

Around the Birb. 🐦🐦🐦

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1 year

@HarmlessYardDog The dripping distain for the "unwashed rural hicks" that every person like this has to constantly display is just disgusting. However, it's not unexpected.

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2 years

*Birdgang will remember this* Millions must give fry.

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1 year

Amazingly accurate.

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1 year

@EsemicolonR Here comes the wall of 1000 comments to "correct" you by saying "ACKTCHUAAALY HE USES ALL PRONOUNS", without understanding the context of your post. 🤣

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1 year

@stone_toss Just lift, Bros.

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1 year

Well, there goes the neighbourhood.

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1 year

NBCUniversal's head of advertising, Linda Yaccarino, is in talks to become Twitter's new CEO - WSJ

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1 year

@KellyLovesBirds "I don't understand, I did check the DEI values this morning."

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5 months

Goodbye, my wonderful Amy. Daddy will miss you so very much. 2013-2022

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1 year

🪥🐦

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1 year

Look at him go! 🐦

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1 year

@pagliaccicel "Whoops, it's quickly becoming not socially acceptable to be participating in this baseless witch hunt anymore, I'm going to cut my losses here."

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2 years

@Babygravy9 Most of these long-term holdouts had to have known the war was over long, long ago. They'd just been on the run and fighting their own fight for so long they would have lost substantial face by giving themselves over & admitting they'd killed as it was too shameful to surrender.

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10 months

A wonderful gift from @GrottoNomaly on my reaching SuperBoomer Status and becoming a decrepit old man. While the years I have before me pale to those behind, I'll continue to cherish the time I have with my friends until—as the ancient bird I am—I pass gracefully into the night.

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@mypronounisking @Alphafox78

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11 months

For generated art, this is just great. I love it.

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2 months

@SSgtKotyk Operator Tax.

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1 year

@Goldietheswag3 This would be the Canadian Government for you. They will tell a bald-faced lie right to your face, with the proof apparent for all to see, and they won't bat an eye at doing so.

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@BravoKiloActual

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1 year

The perfect piece of wood.

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@stone_toss

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9 months

He did earn it, to be fair.

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1 year

You have less than a week, folks! Get in now, before it's too late! 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

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10 months

"If you only knew how badly I just wanted to grill."

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1 year

Is this finally it, bros?

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1 year

Twitter is surely done this time, folks.

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@9mm_smg @plainview8585 The very telling part is the accompanying officers did not fire a single round.

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@FoxfordComics

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2 years

@AuronMacintyre Better keep the cameras on the audience to see who stops clapping first.

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1 year

@AmericanKrogan It's funny this type finds that modding a game into a way that—while not offensive in the slightest—disagrees with their modern politics is "Genuinely sad" and they are "sickened" that someone is "emboldened in the Current Year™" to express an opinion that differs from their own

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10 months

This post has been fact-checked by True Birds ✅

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9 months

We used to be a real country. 😭

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2 years

@PunishedVoryn The CROWN news!

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@dixie_jeff I recall seeing other videos of him taken candidly before he "became famous" and his accent is much, much different in those than it is here a few years later. He's 100% hamming up the slackjaaaaaaw for a gimmick to lend himself clout.

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1 year

Your last saved meme is why District Attorney Bragg has indicted you.

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Your last saved meme is why District Attorney Bragg has indicted you

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2 years

Oh no, look what I found! It would be a shame if someone were to press this button...

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2 years

Oh come the hell on... My man posted cute animal videos and this is what happens?

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2 years

@stone_toss @J0leeBind0 @rickyberwick @keffals @YungCrippComedy Stonetoss is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful artist I’ve ever known in my life.

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We used to be a real country.

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1 year

Bro having a hard time cold starting. 🐦

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@ReviewsPossum 97% chance of child pornography on that HDD.

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@KatyMontgomerie

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Dozens of moots who lost their accounts getting them back under the current unbanning wave. Has me wondering... are we going to see another friend again?