Nicolas J Cassard @jaenicc Twitter profile

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Nicolas J Cassard

1 year

I’m only working 50+ hours a week in the hopes that eventually I can spend most of my time in the intense seclusion of my study, or as a flâneur meditating in cafés.

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Nicolas J Cassard

@jaenicc

25 days

Guy I went to high school with (37) is still bar hopping. Going out to clubs. Trying to talk to girls 15 years younger. No thoughts of finding a wife or having kids. Doesn't have a steady job and drinks and smokes the weekends away. Life is going to come at him FAST.

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Nicolas J Cassard

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Guy with 115 IQ stocking shelves at Barnes & Noble Guy with 97 IQ owning several “earth moving” companies & semi retired at 47 Many many many such cases

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@andrehaykaljr I have an uncle like this. Decamillionaire. Owns several businesses. Has a flip phone, buys jeans from Costco, no social media, no credit cards drives a 2008 Durango, lives in home he & his HS sweetheart bought when 1st married. Built different.

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@DagoSupremacy

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6 months

Printed this out and posted it all around the office of a competing firm while visiting for a meeting in order to sow discord and lower morale. You need to not only be delivering for your clients, but also kneecapping your competition at every opportunity.

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3 years

@nayibbukele What it looks like when a government actually serves its people.

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2 years

@basedspinach I see why he shaves his head

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@WomenPostingLs You guys are getting sent titty pics on this app?

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Nicolas J Cassard

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1 year

Air travel used to be a big deal. When you flew somewhere, there was a decorum you had to abide by. You had to dress accordingly. I hated going to visit relatives overseas as a kid because that meant I had to wear pleated pants & a tie. People wear pajamas on flights now.

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@JUSTcatmeme He a gud boy. He dindu nuffin!

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@Cernovich

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3 years

@MysteryGrove The choice is clear

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@ElectionLegal I know people who have a membership solely for the hot dog/drink combo and the rotisserie chicken.

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1 year

I interviewed for a job with a 3 letter agency over two years ago and got an email over the weekend informing me I got the job lol

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Nicolas J Cassard

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2 years

@Varangian_Tagma @ByzLevant For two thousand years, the Jews would say a wish during their festivals, "next year in Jerusalem", and ultimately after many centuries they managed to make it a reality. So I too conclude with a wish: Next year in Constantinople, in Smyrna, in Trebizond!

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@ChivalryGuild Ted is an absolute unit.

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@JUSTcatmeme I would launch a hundred-thousand ships for her. Helen of Troy was mid compared to her.

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@UpdatingOnRome 410 AD sack of Rome

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@StarBarduous During WW2, Malcolm X famously told the draft board that when he returned from war, he’d use his training to kill white people. He wasn’t drafted.

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1 year

King Alfred’s Tower, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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1 year

@bizlet7 Many such cases

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4 months

My friend makes $375,000 per year. This is how he lives..

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my friend makes $250,000 per year. this is how he lives..

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Kid I went to high school with from Bangladesh had family who pooled money from literally everyone in his town of a few thousand people and within a generation owned over 20 subways, 7-11s and built a Textile factory with the revenue. You don’t see that sort of thing in the US.

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Where do immigrants get the startup capital to open their restaurants/smoke shops?

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2 years

@iamyesyouareno Written and directed by Sam Hyde

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9 months

Our ancestors live through us.

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@Babygravy9 As soon as her paperwork comes through, she’s gone 💭

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2 years

@chenweihua Any of those is better than this

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3 months

One of the things I constantly see in renovated bathrooms is the walk in shower bench. Didn’t used to see that even 5 years ago. Do people actually sit on this in the shower?

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@Cobylefko Pittsburgh

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@UpdatingOnRome

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@zerohedge I guess she passed the “smell test”

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Three generations of women outside their stone cottage in Ireland 1927.

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2 years

@Sulkalmakh Modern day Turks are just islamized & turkified Greeks, Armenians & Kurds as well as faintly phyrigian & other Anatolian groups.

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5 years

@MessengerMan2 @AB84 We need to get you in touch with @Google to fix this

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2 years

@MysteryGrove “Yikes”

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@WagiesLs Imagine actually paying this.

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Gauntlet of “Lion” armor of Henry II, king of France, 1550.

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@pikeypilled 2nd most interesting executioner I have ever heard of

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6 months

The must insufferable people I ever worked with all wore these routinely to the office.

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1 year

@basedspinach God wins in the end.

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@dr__submarine What was it Sam Hyde said about finding a woman to align with you completely? The only person you’ll find that is in lockstep with you political beliefs wise is a man with Aspergers.

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1 year

Men taking off their jacket and throwing it over a puddle so their woman doesn’t have to step in it. Don’t see that much anymore.

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Having margaritas at the Mexican restaurant wearing my No Hablo Libtard shirt

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Nicolas J Cassard

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3 years

@cashmoneyglock @JUSTcatmeme2 Remember this and as a consequence a million anons were ready to start a war to defend her honor. Helen of Troy would have been jealous.

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Nicolas J Cassard

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2 years

@above888 @StarBarduous 'Summoned by the local draft board for military service in World War II, he feigned mental disturbance by rambling and declaring: "I want to be sent down South. Organize them N soldiers ... steal us some guns, and kill us [some] crackers".'

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2 years

@FistedFoucault It happened yet again

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3 years

@zerosum24 Seems inevitable

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@MysteryGrove Spiritual armor: ON

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1 year

“Mr. Taleb, Mr. Taleb, may I get your autograph?! I’m your biggest fan! I’m only 9, but I’ve read every one of your books. You’re my favorite Arab polymath and I hope to be a flanuer like you one day” “It’s spelled flâneur & I’m not Arab I’m a Levantine Greek, imbecile. Blocked”

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@KBearthur They missed out on Phoebe Cates too. Huge L

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@AugustEichel The jocks were the good guys in Revenge of the Nerds

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@PaulSkallas Guess that’s where my inheritance is going

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2 years

If you ever feel like your job is pointless, remember there's a guy at the BMW factory installing turn signal bulbs.

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“The wagies are having leisurely lunches outside in the sun instead of at their desks while working on spreadsheets”

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2 years

@sentdefender Is this the F-22s first confirmed “kill”?

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Nicolas J Cassard

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1 month

Feeling very comfortable and complacent in my laptop job. Think I might start doing some shifts as a Door Dasher or instacarter to feel some discomfort. Feel the urge to hustle again.

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1 year

@UpdatingOnRome Bro, ballista bolts are not lethal. Out of most ballista shots fired in history, how many do you think fucking hit a person? Less than 1 percent.

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@dr__submarine None whatsoever. Have an Anglo friend who applied to colleges as Hispanic and wasn’t ever challenged. Had a backup story that his grandmother was Venezuelan if he was ever asked.

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Nicolas J Cassard

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2 years

@GregRubini @DineshDSouza Reddit tier take

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2 years

If you aspire to write the next great novel, start a blog or just banger tweets, it’s imperative that you do so under the light of a banker’s lamp. Preferably an antique.

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@basedspinach Amen, brother In Christ.

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@Tocharus Road sign in Elmshorn pointing to cities from the lost territories. My grandfather was from Königsberg.

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Convinced the local pupuseria not to alter it’s logo thus saving it from refinement culture

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@MysteryGrove A debate between these two would be priceless

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@bronzeagemantis It’s really not a stretch to think the powers that be had Patton offed because he did not buy in to the neoliberal values held by the Roosevelt & Truman administrations.

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Nicolas J Cassard

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1 year

Just got offered a senior associate position with double the pay. Kek.

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Nicolas J Cassard

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1 year

If you've been dating a girl for 3 weeks either propose to her or break up. Stop wasting both her time and yours.

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2 years

@zerosum24 The sim is overheating

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Nicolas J Cassard

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@wasphyxiation “Replace SNAP with rice and beans. Tell everyone on unemployment to get off their dab gon butts and deliver pizzas”

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1 year

Do you feel sorry for people who have to work a job where they actually do things? was at the grocery store yesterday and I saw all these employees that have to stand or walk and even stock shelves. Crazy when you think about it when you’re a part of the laptop class.

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Nicolas J Cassard

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@iamyesyouareno Honorary Aryans

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I will not eat the bugs I will not live in a pod I will not give up Diet Coke

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@vodk_anon

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@PaulSkallas Even the Taliban are wearing them now.

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@iamyesyouareno If only you knew how bad things really are.

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@EdenicJesus Still thinking about her.

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2 years

@fbfsubstack Have a friend in Germany who said that when the Uke refugees, first started coming, they were welcomed with open arms, but since their women started overtaking the dating market, they’re starting to wear out their welcome. Well, at least with the women.

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1 year

Lindy walked along a gurgling stream

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1 year

Renting my quadriplegic neighbors handicap parking placard is one of the best investments I’ve ever made.

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Should I tell him…?

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@lindynap

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@dr__submarine Beg ten is a different vibe. Have 2 cousins at Penn State saying the same thing.

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1 year

Hmmm I’m looking at your resume and I’m not seeing that as one of your listed core competencies.

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1 year

“The wagies are taking dumps on company time again”

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@PaulSkallas Worked with a guy who did Krav Maga. He was at the mall this one time and saw a couple arguing. Man grabbed the woman’s arm and he interjected, “it’s not cool to put your hands on a woman, bro” Ended up scrapping it out with the guy, broke his arm, went to jail and got sued.

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Nicolas J Cassard

@jaenicc

1 year

I am on my fourth espresso of the day.