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Charming, witty, and criminally humble. hw 220, lw 125. 180 cm

Johnson City, TN
Joined September 2023
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@EliteRhodesian
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7 months
Services offered: I will pretend to be your straight or gay boyfriend at a family gathering, and be rude/an overall ass. For an additional fee, I will instigate a fight with a relative of your choice. Quality is always assured - I never break character until back at my home.
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@h8scals A dentist’s wet dream
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@CrystalshineMa @OnPointAGz @ohdatsrida What kind of woo woo nonsense is this
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@HxssMCFC @kirawontmiss And blue eyes, which didn’t even exist for most of human history.
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@JFG0995 @pbgomez_ There are a ton of LGBT republicans, this shouldn’t be news to anyone lmao
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@ImperfectUSA @RonEng1ish You don’t need to “import people,” even if the population is declining. It will stabilizeZ
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8 months
@WuKaiTian1010 @greentexts_bot Pretty typical, honestly
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@d1etmntdew Definitely not an American thing. Due to the psychological impact and the placebo effect, those gory boxes actually cause worse health outcomes. They’re genuinely harmful.
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@Cal1995I @thechosenberg If asking about an obvious tattoo is hitting on someone, then I’ve hit on a lot of old people without realizing it.
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@elerrantenomad @realMaalouf Dude, Mansa Musa alone transferred so much gold from Africa to Mecca it crashed the international gold standard economy with hyperinflation. Yes, they definitely drew in the resources
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@d_ragonflywings You’re born with your race but obesity is a lifestyle choice
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@MEMECOINCHAD @schneathjohnson Nobody touches the surfaces when they clean those. They’re basically pressure washed with a super soaker of anti microbial fluid
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@MEMECOINCHAD @schneathjohnson But I agree it’s obnoxious and disrespectful
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@filled_popcorn @bloodiedblkgwrl I learned how to make paella and now I’m a certified cultist. The day after I perfected my grandma’s paella recipe I got a cult membership card in the mail. It was dope
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@htmlmencken This is amazing. “that’s great Priebus, now back to these badgers….”
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@magicinthealps @KILLTOPARTY They never respect my preference for exclusively lapis lazuli from the 16th century. They keep forcing diamonds onto me, what do they think I’m some floozy without taste?
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@mirubunnie Everything from the neck up looks like some weird ass space alien, it’s creepy.
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@nofear_queer @sleepy_devo @ladyofcin0 It’s not a logical fallacy at all. If nothing else, I’d argue that casual sex while dodging a productive committed relationship is harmful to society writ large, which is at best morally ambiguous but arguably immoral. Promiscuity has wider repercussions beyond the individual
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@drbobb2 @upstatefederlst No. What is this, Iran? Women don’t need a male escort to be in public.
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@StephenG4242 @greentexts_bot She does things she says she won’t so he thinks it’s added service and pays again for more. It’s a marketing strategy to get repeat customers.
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@cupidyohane Nothing gross about body hair imo
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@eqxcloudy @InternetH0F What if I told you slavery ended, not because of morality, but because wage workers are more economical and easily replaced in large businesses
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@dontgiveafick @agentmothh @bloodiedblkgwrl Considering her sponsor is kitchenaid cookware, I assume what she’s really selling is Kitchenaid cookware
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@HeWhoApproachs @AndreCorbin1 @GreenTextRepost @Bifin15 These words are manipulating you into reading English, right at this very moment!
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@Mari__Siya @seymourtherat @opheliay2k @SnowySecluse That means the OG pride flag covered everyone and their unique experiences already
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8 months
@smoothmovefurg @thechosenberg Yeah, the thing that’s going on is avoiding having personal principles, morals, and accountability.
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@EPS321 @lporiginalg The global 3.8 billion women under 5’3” are raging at this post
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@MICHURINMAOIST @julesucks1 Plenty of rapists rape men, are they misogynistic because theyre not attracted to women??
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@HeatherSch20839 @HazelAppleyard_ The younger they start, the more money they’re worth. If a kid starts at 10 years old, they’ll contribute over one million dollars to pharmaceutical companies over their lifetimes JUST for gender “treatment.” It’s big money.
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@Jekl84 @jared_vastine @anonemoose25 @DelusionPosting Yep. Weed has withdrawal symptoms, too. Lack of appetite, inability to fall asleep, crankiness, anhedonia, intense cravings, etc. Just because they’re not as dramatic as the withdrawal symptoms of other drugs doesn’t mean we can pretend there aren’t any. Weed causes withdrawal
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@PRESJFK1963 @UltraDane Hispanic isn’t a race, it just means your first language was Spanish. White Europeans in Spain are Hispanic, for example.
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@elerrantenomad @realMaalouf Look at my picture. I’m Berber. We were literally colonized by Muslims, and most converted to Islam.
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@Jekl84 @jared_vastine @anonemoose25 @DelusionPosting This animosity is an obvious response to a threatened worldview. Just sad, really
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@katemothh @PassportBros You’re right, unless you include every society around the entire world since the dawn of civilization - because it’s been normal in literally all of them.
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@FunFeller @WomenBeingAwful Not everyone is a chubby chaser my dude
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@Jekl84 @jared_vastine @anonemoose25 @DelusionPosting Then you didn’t smoke enough to become physically dependent. I was wake and bake, smoke at least every hour dude for years. When I quit, I had obvious withdrawal symptoms.
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@YWIPTFrosty @PandasAndVidya Then wouldn’t wearing makeup, or hair dye, etc also make it rape?
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@SatyamInsights @PicturesFoIder They’re going to figure out what a big mistake they made when learn how much money plumbers charge
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@RationalMale Experience breeds wisdom
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@Wilczu99 @frootbyfroot @Howlingmutant0 Breasts are innately erotic in humans. They’re a sexual characteristic signalling what’s called “honest fitness.” Other mammals don��t have swollen breasts unless they’re lactating. Human breasts swell as a form of sexual advertisement similar to peacock feathers. Aka sexual.
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@djmissgripper @Alisonellis27 Lesbians aren’t into men, bisexuals are. One is either bi or lesbian。 one can’t be both
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@elerrantenomad @realMaalouf Yes, recruiting or eliminating the local population is a key part of colonization. Islam tends to recruit rather than eliminate.
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@sercabie @ElonMuskyRobot @songmuddywater @lporiginalg The hormones in birth control don’t break down in water. They slowly accumulate in aquifers, rivers, streams, and municipal watersheds. There’s actually a strong correlation between the watersheds most affected and LGBT self-identification.
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@Godfightbattles @MaryJoRogers12 @brixwe I didn’t realize slaves in the United States were being ritualistically vivisected, disemboweled, and sacrificed for their blood magic like the indigenous slaves of South America and central Africa
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@player_german @Fullmetal150 @Nobleshield @wayotworld The uncanny valley effect is hypothesized to be an adaptive trait helping humans to identify and reject other human subspecies
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@basedc1 @alecttrona You’ve gotta be kidding. Her features work great with anything, that’s the point. Extremely beautiful women who get pixie cuts are just flexing on other women. She’s saying “I don’t even need my hair to outplay you”
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@GAMBLER86886295 @consciousphilos That wasn’t capitalism. Back then they were colonizing to fill the coffers of the monarchy, and the Monarchy was engaging in mercantilist policies
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@no_irls_allowed Stop eating so much and move around more. That’s it
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@907Bex @sebjenseb “You need a better source” - proceeds to cite WIKIPEDIA! You can’t make this stuff up lmao
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@frailstate_xx @yamihere333 @adamman85922426 @ywomendeservles Search “number of sexual partners” and any other stat you want in the context of relationships. The more men a woman has sex with, the more likely she is to cheat, divorce, be dissatisfied, be unhappy, etc. the breaking point appears to be 4 total.
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@sooner_matt @Tr00peRR You’re the worst
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@BobMurphyEcon @Rothmus I knew a guy named Ding Ling in college. Just because you don’t like Asian names doesn’t make those names racist.
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@ScottIsThatGuy @JhonnyWhite69 @kirawontmiss If you can’t afford to pay your staff, close your restaurant
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@am0alosgat0s666 @hales_ted @KolbyWilson8 @memeticsisyphus Wow, I’ve never seen someone make up such obvious BS and actually stand by it 🤣
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@lalunaenlibra @cupidyohane It’s matriarchy. Women are the ones creating and enforcing this self-imposed standard.
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@babybunloaf @batbushka Just say homeless instead of “houseless.” Those intentional terminology shifts make people feel like they’re being treated with little kid gloves, which is demeaning.
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@men_are_human Too many examples to share 😞
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@peddamat @bchautist @nykyt0sha Right? Starlink is literally a contractor for the Federal Government. The US is like China in that any and all domestic internet traffic or domestically based companies share all information with the government
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@Tarrin25 @greentexts_bot Infidelity should be a criminal offense with prison time.
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@Fernan1393 @TeslaTrillion @lporiginalg If you don’t make enough in tips, their wage gets converted to the actual minimum wage. It’s impossible for them to actually work for below federal minimum wage. Their employer has to pay the difference if they aren’t tipped.
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@FurryNonsense1 @Stone_tossers @DelusionPosting Panned Parenthood was founded by an anti-black eugenicist who wanted to prevent American blacks from having children. To this day, most planned parenthood locations are near or in majority black areas, and abort a disproportionate amount of black fetuses.
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@Alexzia777 Dietary cholesterol isn’t linked to blood levels of cholesterol. That’s primarily linked to carbohydrate intake/quality and artificial fats
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@CaturdsGoy @lporiginalg Nobody’s that long soft, our dude here has a raging erection, which is really fkn weird considering he’s taking pictures of his own son
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@takemeawayflurt @rev0outro A white person complaining about the way white people complain WHITECEPTION
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@JFG0995 @pbgomez_ Maybe it would help the investigation for a sexual assassination
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@dcxlr8 @DelusionPosting This just in: preventing snow blindness = white supremacy
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@cowboyIikeem @keybrackson @memeticsisyphus Then why aren’t there similar opportunities for men in healthcare and other fields where they’re a small minority?
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@ShrewdShattered @vryf @lporiginalg Nothing is referred to as “far-right” unless it involves white people.
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@almapym @itsrobbie1998 @ShitpostGate That’s just standard sex. “If the prospect of sex makes you horny, then sex is a kink.” Lolwut kind of dumb take is that
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@aLiteral_rat @Israfel_Kai @TangledRei @DeepDishEnjoyer They deserve whatever their preference is. It’s sex, not soccer. The only goalpost is the one they choose themselves
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@LamesLankford @JhonnyWhite69 @kirawontmiss If you can’t afford to pay your employees, close your restaurant
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@_artd3co_ @loveptions Hair is natural and beautiful
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@eloneagleman @Alphafox78 The food she has is pricy, so it’s not a money thing. They just like junk food is all
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@iamarawn @General_Kittens @MomsPostingLs Yep, that’s why the fascists died fighting the communists. Because they’re perfectly identical and have zero differences whatsoever. I especially like the fact that fascism is nationalistic and socialism is expansionist. Identical!
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@Fat_Cat247365 @kirawontmiss “I’ve seen you play golf” means they literally play gold together. If you look closely at the building you’ll see the debate is taking place in a circus tent
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@tr00royal @ywomendeservles Considering the average for women is 4 sexual partners by age 45, yeah that’s definitely excessive. She’s at over 15x the lifetime average lol
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@canering @Indian_Bronson This is so longhouse-coded. Just say what you want to say. Give an opinion. Stop trying to shield yourself in a cocoon of malign implication.
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@AdamasNemesis @thechosenberg What if I told you that you can commit to someone even if they’re average atttractiveness, 5/10, and never leave them for someone else. Commitment is a choice. There’s nothing “missing” when two average people get together and commit to each other. It’s a beautiful thing in fact
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@The_Feminist_TM Why do women who say their chubby friends look gorgeous get offended and hurt when they themselves are called chubby? Weird how it’s “gorgeous” yet they can’t stand the thought of being chubby themselves.
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@ramencel Casual racism, nice.
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@AimeeTariq @creation247 She’s coping hard lmao
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@stvitusprance @its_daqueen Men are half of society. They’re half of the source from which social privilege is derived. “Name me some societal privileges people have without a society” smh at this asinine argument lmao
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@CanuckKilljoy @fuckyouiquit Imams, popes, and rabbis are billionaires Begging Hindus and pagans? Not so much
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@TiffHuber @greentexts_bot You know how tipping is considered weird in east Asia? I Russian culture smiling is considered weird/off-putting unless you have a genuine reason to smile. Waiters, store clerks, friends you run into, etc don’t smile when they see you. Seems unfriendly to Americans
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@Joy__2400 @guideforlovers They don’t. You fail to understand basic differences between the sexes
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@v_g_fischer @WholeMarsBlog @chinesegon Nah, just go for the jugular. “I’m being paid the least, and I’m worth more than that. I want equal pay to the highest paid person in my position.” You’re allowed to talk about wages. You’re allowed to know everyone’s wages. Preventing employees from discussing wages is illegal.
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@iamfavourfavenz @weirddalle Call me David because this giant is going down
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@hya_444ana They never give up. Ever. Lol
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@KilsanTv @CrystalshineMa @OnPointAGz @ohdatsrida This field is called epigenetics, and it doesn’t mean what crystalshine thinks it means, or apparently what you think it means. Furthermore, this particular study only covers a single organism over its lifespan. It has no bearing on “generational memory.”
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@rod_lampard @rustyrockets Unironically hilarious lmao
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@kylecoolky @InternetH0F Since when does someone’s past not Affect others and how isn’t it their spouse’s business? Kyle your take is asinine
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@Bogey0x @KILLTOPARTY You’re allowed to say penis on Twitter you nerd
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