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A happily married man who spends his free time on the Internet. Christ is King. God loves you. MAGA, and all that stuff. Pro 2A

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@LookAtMyMeat1 It's called the Wrench Wench.
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@kirawontmiss Sounds like someone could use a Dr Pepper.
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@GarbageHuman23 I hope they sue deadspin into oblivion and use the money to pay for his college.
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@tkempz @greentexts_bot Family treating you like absolute garbage such as OP's greentext is why people start using drugs in the first place. Which, of course, the family then uses as an excuse to treat someone like garbage. It's a cycle.
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@ChiseHatoriLove 1: Reply guy is right. 2: Boomers don't usually into vidya. So, they might not get vidya logic. 3: Maybe he's like to play a nice co-op with OP, or you. Maybe some Untitled Goose Game. That games a blast.
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@blacknredtext 1: It's weird that someone has to point out that there a reason for "friend" in "girlfriend". 2: He doesn't mention sex, just sex acts. Makes me think he's not hooking up with women.
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@ShitpostGate Bonus: Account owner is a dude.
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@NoContextHumans Any magnet strong enough to do this is going to fry the electronics.
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@lporiginalg If you think the people who wanted this data have your interests in mind, I have a bridge to sell ya.
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@tulpapilled 1: It's banter. 2: Both guys know what's up. 3: They'd both fight and kill for each other. They were good friends.
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@greentexts_bot It's called "Knowing whos the head of the family". She tried to play the harpy, she got excluded. As she deserved to be. Stories like this just make me happy that I married well. Y'all deserve better. May God bless y'all.
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@InternetH0F Went from one type of wrong to a worse type of wrong.
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@greg16676935420 It says "If you have epilepsy, please look away".
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@InsaneCope Nazis: Somehow, everyone who disagrees with leftists, and yet somehow also a small group of folk living in the fringes of society.
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@Stone_tossers So, they admit to being a bunch of Chester Molesters?
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@DocStrangelove2 Trolling is an artform.
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@GarbageHuman23 If you use anti-worm medication you'll get even more results even faster.
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@DocStrangelove2 I'm pretty certain that the "Videogames cause violence" argument has actually caused more violence than video games.
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@Zacon2mlg @ShitpostGate Was he sent wasn't a a hypertext link. It was the file directory on his PC. Basically, he self-owned and demonstrated why tech specialists aren't going away any time soon.
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@greentexts_bot At least she felt guilt.
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@MomsPostingLs We all know she doesn't have a boyfriend.
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@Cracklin_ @trad_west_ Agreed. It's one thing if your wife has some female friends that you also consider good company. But if they're your friends, and not also your wife's friends, that's a problem.
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@EverythingOOC Pretty certain that constitutes cruel and unusual punishment. Which means it's already being done to randos at Gitmo.
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@greentexts_bot Well, at least we know SHE isn't the gay one. Unlike OP.
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@DocStrangelove2 It's not just that all demons are evil, it's that demons are also entirely evil. There was no using Demon Aura for good. There was not "recruiting" her. The best that could be done was destroying Aura and ending the curse.
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@Rothmus She thought it was the hallway beeping instead of her chest camera.
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@9mm_smg I saw a lot of folks say he crossed a line. I disagree. He may of gone right up to the line, but he and his choice to slap the kid were still correct. It's wrong for youth to disrespect their elders, and it's right for elders to discipline the youth.
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@reddit_lies I think one of the reasons why zoomers are based is because they really don't want all the fun stuff taken from them before they even have a chance enjoy it. Guns, motorcycles, cigar/pipes, rock&roll... The left hates everyone that normal people enjoy, or at least think is cool.
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@greentexts_bot Anon is a evil genius. He might be immoral, but so are his victims. I can't condone, but I find myself hesitant to condemn.
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@greentexts_bot This would be great but we all know there are no women on the Internet.
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@greentexts_bot Children model their relationships after their parents. This is why generational abuse is real. It's on OP and his sister to break the cycle. Sad, and probably real as well.
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@reddit_lies This perfectly illustrates why 95% of the world's misandry comes from ugly/fat women who can't get laid. Also, Lesbians don't exist.
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@MasamiTrichael Yes, this is mildly upsetting. The sort of thing I would do in school to trigger my teachers. Also, it's orange, and orange=bad in the minds of so-called "artists".
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@ClownWorld_ I got mixed feelings, and I bet my take will be unpopular: On one hand, lakes and parks are public property. There's nothing saying the drone pilot was doing anything wrong. On the other, that's some great marksmanship.
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@BreitbartNews I'm disappointed that Brandon didn't win outright. But let's hope he wins the runoff.
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@ForsetiMoms You can't blame Himmel for trying. Only credit for understanding.
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@notsonarwhals Quotation markers used to be used for emphasis, now they're used for sarcasm. Quite a difference that change makes.
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@maquisardberet @greentexts_bot One of my in-laws was a Humvee turret gunner in Afghanistan. He told a similar story. The difference is one time he was able to use warning shots to scare the kids off the road. That dude has serious PTSD. He's also one of the few guys I know has my back and I trust with a rifle.
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@greentexts_bot >Laundry list of horrible metrics >Claims they're magically healthy metrics They are in fact sending their best. Their best just suck.
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@greentexts_bot Anon did something horrible. Assuming that anon does NOT deserve a bullet to the back of his head.... Anon should join a Monastic Order. The rest of of his life should be spent praying for repentance. No one is beyond salvation, but damn. He opened up "Life: hard mode".
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@MattWallace888 >Kills all of his airspeed >Doesn't care because twin Pratt & Whitney F119 Afterburning Turbofans I have to admit, the F22 is pretty cool.
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@greentexts_bot Dude just found his waifu. Yes, she's used. Sometimes you gotta deal with it. Any woman who encourages you is okay. She even made certain OP wasn't going out the door hungry. OP turned a prostitute into a wife. Good for him. He saved two souls.
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@greentexts_bot The time in my life when I got hit on the most was right after I got married. I swear some women think being a homewrecker is some sort of empowering ideal. And they weren't subtle about it.
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@E76789702E @tulpapilled Given that Jimmy's main criticism of their father was that "he was too generous", you're probably correct. Thinking back about it, it seems like he wanted to accuse his brother of bankrupting the family, but he decided to pull that punch.
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@greentexts_bot Plot twist: Anon is biologically male.
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@stevensongs Know that nerds like that are doing the job makes me feel much better about flying.
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@greentexts_bot Old dishwashers sucked. They'd finish the cleaning, but weren't good for anything more than touching up. So, they learned not to use to many dishes because they hated doing the dishes. Attitudes failed to change with improvement to technology.
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@greentexts_bot Anon was infected by his mother during birth. That's not rare. It's only now that his immune system is weak enough to allow it to present. Anon needs to see a doctor because he probably has a developing autoimmune disorder.
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@Internet_TLCM Literally this again:
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@reddit_lies 1: That doesn't look like SS bolts. SS Bolts have blunt bottoms. Picrel for comparison. 2: That's a stupid thing to be worried about.
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@based_floch @lporiginalg LOL that's a thing too.
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@Rothmus They did the meme.
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@greentexts_bot Anon did everything just right and needs not do any more. It's not the dogs fault the owner is irresponsible. If he really wants to go the extra mile he should post the video with local hashtags in order to shame the owner.
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@greentexts_bot 1: If men like it, it's bad. 2: Booba and butt are semi-controllable factors based on exercise, diet, and general health. 3: HAES hates these facts.
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@InsaneCope They just can't help themselves, they literally did the meme.
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@Arya82456 @greentexts_bot Twitching is usually caused by low potassium, which your muscles use to regulate contraction. Been a long time since I went to a medical class so someone please correct me if I got something wrong. Easiest way to get more potassium in the system is to eat more bananas.
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@dave_tremaine @9mm_smg There was a line switch that got flipped which caused the train to crash into the car.
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@heavyfortres It's turns out the Market Garden is OP after all.
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@9mm_smg The funniest part is that she posted it anyways. No sense of shame even when shamed.
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@JustanOlguy The coffee company probably hired a historical reenactor. The TV shows hired props departments.
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@lporiginalg Dark humor is like food in North Korea: Not everyone gets it.
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@greentexts_bot They hate him because he is living proof that they are wrong.
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@ryxcommar To those who don't know what this is:
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@reddit_lies That should be considered a fireable offense.
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@AthelWah Needs glowing eyes, but I dig it.
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@ApotheosisGM @ChiseHatoriLove 1: Taco Bell is not authentic Tacos 2: No fried onion, no peppers, lettuce is supposed to go on the side 3: Hot sauce goes ON the tacos, not around them 4: Tacos are meant to be tasty, not decorative 5: No one gets smug about tacos. They're tacos
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@AGCast4 LOL They're scared.
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@ichthys30 Retroactive nonconsent is not just shameful and whoreish, it's also criminal and slanderous. She came into him and she needs to own it. Being drunk is not an excuse.
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@seachama @greentexts_bot He could be a New Yorker.
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@InsaneCope I'm not logging on to pretend not to care. I'm logging on to mock degenerates and their self induced misery.
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@ThinkingAtheist Not the own you think it is.
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@SuspectFed The slit pupils implies she's wearing contacts. Nobody who does serious work wears contacts. They are a safety hazard.
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@SMB_Attorney Opinion disregarded.
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@icydeathwish @TheyAlreadyKnew @sourskittlol About three months ago, someone predicted super bad weather today in Oklahoma. When you consider how hard it is to predict weather, that's basically a biblical-tier prophecy.
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@9mm_smg I got fired from Walmart skipping my lunch break. I was working in the automotive department. It was often very busy, with lines wrapping around the building. My other co workers had a habit of "disappearing". The thing is I skipped lunch because my manager begged me too.
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@ThatAxeTho There's better to be had.
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@AltHistCody They only ever prove two things: 1-A lot more people deserve it. 2-Not enough people are willing to do it.
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@greentexts_bot Either India or San Francisco. Probably San Francisco.
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@ChiseHatoriFan The battle between a dragon and supersonic F4-Phantoms was legit peak anime. There's some unnecessary lewd material, but that series deserves a second and third season. Also, Itami is a total bro. I'd hang out and play vidya with him.
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@ShitpostGate When you think about it, shotguns are just reloadable directed claymores.
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@Fenrirtheicewo1 Okay. I think I get this. It's a gay joke. Am I right?
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@NerdiestNic We know why.
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@OrwellNGoode >"He's always on the iPad he's so good with computers"
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@breakingbaht @BadWeaponTakes Aftermath of Elisjsha Dicken inventing the Dicken Drill. You have 15 seconds to fire 10 rounds at 40 yards distance. If you hit 8 or more times, you pass the Drill, just as Mr. Dicken had to do in real life.
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@TheBoltMaster45 I love how all the tourists ignore how in EPISODE FREAKING 1 Nokotan herself points out that it's odd for her to have antlers, because they're usually a male trait. She even says it'd make sense for Koshi to think it's sus and accordingly dislike her.
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@Anchovy_Pizza More like the first thing he noticed, and then tried his best to ignore.
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@cnviolations That "feature" was turned on be default after Word updated. I don't use Word anymore.
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@Stone_tossers So now the deer has a pride flag? No wonder it got shot you really don't want that thing chasing little boys around.
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@ChiseHatoriFan The fact that this upsets people is even funnier than the image itself.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 A different type of horror.
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@AtheistTakes It's no secret that there are other gods. Dagon and Baal, for instance. Psalm 82 also explicitly lists humans as gods. Saint Augustine speculated that the Pagan Pantheon are actually demons posing as gods. It's also no secret who the one true LORD and Savior is.
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@zedsha78016 @ShitpostGate He figured out that this influential dude, Egon Cholakin, is a fabricated persona. He's fake. Somebody, or some group, is using a made-up person to move their agenda. Kinda creepy tbh.
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@InsaneCope Chiitan has fallen 😭😭😭
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@InsaneCope To them, Science is a religion, not a process. It's doublespeak. That's why they can talk about "Science" while spouting complete babble. I talk about science, they talk about science. But we are not talking about the same thing.
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