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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
2 years
@OnlyBangersEth The Step Brothers throw pillow is 🔥
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@Punchcut Better be a former employee in 3….2….1….
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
2 years
@ToblerMatt @FightHaven “Everybody’s got a plan til you get punched in the face and slapped by a brick wall.” -Probably that guy
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@11W If he plays it’s 56-6 by the end of the 3rd quarter.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@Christyna_ @NolanAnalyst Since “28 Days Later”
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@ElieDeshe
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1 year
@RexChapman That’s basically how my kids treat me whenever I try to take a nap.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@finebaum The 11th defender on Notre Dame.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@HilzFuld We could call it “Deathright”
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
6 years
@GervaisTrivia @rickygervais I love that @rickygervais would retweet a post about his own net worth. totally on-brand and why I love him.
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@ElieDeshe
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1 year
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1 year
@jaketapper @brianstelter Let’s work on the Americans who are there against their will first.
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@ElieDeshe
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6 years
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@ElieDeshe
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1 year
@RepRashida My full statement: Resign, terrorist.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
4 years
@DaEasterner @MatthewACherry Or, and hear me out here, 'John Adedayo Bamidele Adegboyega' doesn't leave a lot of room for other names on the Star Wars poster.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
4 years
@Jon_Anik Just a bunch of people who don't understand odds.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@RepRashida My statement: Tell your friends at Hamas to release the hostages.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
3 years
@nbatopshot So you gave power users inside info and *hoped* they wouldn’t manipulate the market?
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
11 months
@Ruth_Mensch So now it bothers you?
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
4 years
@JuddApatow These people are leaving the theater right before the credits start and are acting like they didn't see the movie.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
5 years
@BuckeyeNotes @TIM_MAYsports @OhioStateFB There have not been 10 better players than @OrlandoPace_HOF and certainly not 50.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@WinstonLaw Thus concluding todays “found out” portion of events.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
5 years
@PickSixPreviews @kylamb8 MSU has to be the only team with the exact same Rushing Defense and Rushing Offense averages.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@TheEliKlein Her pronouns will soon be: un/employed
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
5 years
@chrissolari Whichever doctor gave him that is easily the 2nd worst doctor to come out of that athletic department.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
5 years
No better way to view @ninja 's @WatchMixer stream than with @lamo Ninja.
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@ElieDeshe
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1 year
@shalev_ofek @amjadt25 Their dream is the world’s nightmare and it ends now.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
5 years
@KevinMKruse His honesty was refreshing.
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@ElieDeshe
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11 months
@leekern13 They seem well fed for people who are supposed to control a starving population.
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@ElieDeshe
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11 months
@HeerJeet If it gets rid of Hamas, it’s money well spent.
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@ElieDeshe
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1 year
@JoePompliano That’s called a fancy tender in Monaco this week.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
11 months
@RepRashida Somewhere, an intern was fired for stealing your phone.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@bariweiss We live among so many antisemites.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
3 years
@RickRicart @jaxon_smith1 @nilmanagement Whatever you throw at him, he will catch.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
11 months
@Nadeshot The first Home Alone was the biggest thing ever. Basically, The Hangover, for kids. Sequels treated about the same way…
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
11 months
@cinemaries And that is already more contributions to society than the Palestinians have made.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
5 years
@TonyGerdeman This chart tells me 50% of respondents did not experience all three.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
6 years
#EscapeAtDannemora is a tremendous show. All the actors are incredible, but we really really need a Lyle spinoff with @MrEricLange
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
2 years
@JamesYoder Arch Griffin had a better spring game yesterday.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@TheMossadIL Gazans are starving, while every Hamas leader killed is 30 pounds overweight...
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
11 months
@m7mdkurd Here’s to losing many more.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
2 years
@JacketsInsider I’m all for anything that helps us lose more games in the short term.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
5 years
My scientific contribution to @twitter : turning my son Bowie’s frown into a smile using nothing but gravity.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
5 years
@ThereIsNo_God6 The feeling when your child asks you where Indianapolis is, and you have to respond “Don’t know. Never been invited.”
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@JamesYoder We are done giving you guys the game plan….
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@KingBobIIV Well said. Every Palestinian life lost is more blood on Hamas’s hands.
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1 year
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
5 years
@LiveNation @coronaextrausa @DillonFrancis All my entertainment at home has been presented by Corona.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
6 years
@Jkdobbins22 Meanwhile, up North:
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@EretzIsrael @OSINToffender @imshin Those nurses look familiar.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
5 years
@ScottGottliebMD Cuomo is the daily briefings. Trump and co are the traveling circus. #carnies
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
5 years
@barstoolsports #6 on IU hit the over on that play.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
3 years
@BxBurga @CNN None left apparently.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@paddycosgrave You take the same blood money Hamas does you shill. You truly are the worst of us.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@insultsrare This is the origin story for the villain in the next Incredibles movie.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@paddycosgrave Don’t worry Paddy, there are plenty of other antisemites you can fill your conference with.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
2 years
@RexChapman The best way to defend a high school field goal attempt is to let the kicker kick it.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
4 years
@TonyFrade80 @DarrenDreger Only fitting as he didn’t play for 2 weeks here in the US.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@acaseofthegolf1 AirTags are your friends.
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@ElieDeshe
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1 year
@HilzFuld He just wanted some electricity….
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@ElieDeshe
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1 year
@AvivaKlompas @WTFman1776 This is why we will never stop fighting til Hamas and its supporters are gone.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
6 years
@BarstoolOSU @JimNagy_SB Maybe he doesn't like run-first QB's.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@JakeWSimons The silent majority need to stop being silent.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
6 years
@UMichFootball Thank you for wasting his talents.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@OfficialTourPro He took the LIV money before it was a thing.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
6 years
Lack of tickets is not stopping Bowie from watching the @nhl playoffs. @NHLonNBCSports
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@ElieDeshe
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1 year
@CFBONFOX @TWH_Chris What. A. Weirdo.
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1 year
@JamesYoder The Scheme, The Scheme, The Scheme
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
5 years
@kylamb8 How on earth are they gonna replace his 1.8 YPC???
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5 years
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@ElieDeshe
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4 years
@Oscarwilsons @dandakich And she wants to speak to the manager.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
5 years
@tylerwinklevoss We spend such an outsized amount of our GDP on the military. Time to put that to use at home. The cost of one fighter jet could have given doctors all the masks/gowns they need...instead, they are literally making masks out of office supplies in Seattle.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
5 years
@officialmabhena @waitbutwhy Who shall now be known as "Kanthe"
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
6 years
Happy birthday to one of the hardest working guys in #esports @RyanFoolz . Been a pleasure getting to know you. #foxfam
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@Stilltobz @piersmorgan @jeremycorbyn Genocide would be easy. What Israel is doing is hard because they actually value Gazan lives more than Gazans themselves.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
4 years
@joelklatt @RJ_Young Go visit Kevin Warren and remind him what a failure he is for allowing the season to start so late with no buffers.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
5 years
@kylamb8 The most astonishing aspect of Uber is that previous to this concept, I had no idea how many people on earth would want to be part-time taxi drivers. It was never a glamorous job and now they seemed surprised that it's not a glamorous job.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
4 years
@AlanMCole I have friends in Santa Monica who don’t even wake up til then. This will be a shock.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
2 years
@GuyDealership I think you have to also factor in a problem that is unique to Tesla in that hard core liberals (a huge part of historical Tesla sales) want nothing to do with a certain individual who *still* owns a ton of Tesla shares and may or may not be running the company right now.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
5 years
@netw3rk @SheaSerrano Dude had a short fuse.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
11 months
@muhammadshehad2 The entire problem is that you consider a guy like this to be a hero.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
6 years
@billburr But imagine how distraught they were when Superman died.
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@ElieDeshe
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3 years
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1 year
@KarenFa06171741 @amjadt25 Hamas is their own people. Elected in. They will be eliminated now.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
11 months
@Ostrov_A @robdelaney should check this out instead of defending Hamas all day.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
11 months
@Bruce_Wilson2 @McIlroyRory @zysman23 Likely a two club difference as your second shot ability would be impacted as well.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
6 years
So good.
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Elie Deshe
11 months
@leekern13 You won’t see @robdelaney calling for Hamas to stop. Such a Marxist hypocrite.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
6 years
Huge win. This team is on 🔥
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Action Labs
6 years
PLAYOFFS BOUND! We got the playoff lock in! What a crazy past couple weeks it’s been! 🦊 Thank you to everyone for believing in us! See ya next week! 😭 🧡 #FOXWIN GGWP @clgaming !
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@CFBLive247_ Leaders and best…
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
1 year
@_timhernandez That's quite the word salad just to say you support terrorists.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
6 years
@darrenrovell @KeepBlitzin Isn't that a 5 year challenge?
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
11 months
@Ilhan You voted no because you hate Jews and support Hamas. Nobody expected you to do anything different.
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
11 months
@msfreund @BennnyH “bUt hE wRoTe pOeTrY!!!”
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
6 years
@questlove How does he rant so long about Ted Cruz's deficiencies and not once bring up his atrocious beard?
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
11 months
@JonRahmpga @livgolf_league Tonight’s activity…
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
2 years
@franchisewolf Has he tried the product?
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@ElieDeshe
Elie Deshe
5 years
@cheddar He also said it's "a very exciting time for medicine" because he's completely fucking unaware that our healthcare system is about to crumble.
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