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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

9 years

It's so upsetting that Sean Bean only looks like it rhymes.

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Eli Olsberg

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10 months

We're so close to getting a headline that's like "Netflix, Hulu, Max, Paramount+, Peacock are teaming together to debut a new service called CABLE+"

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Warner Bros. Discovery and Paramount Global have held talks about a potential merger of the two media companies, Variety has confirmed.

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Fox, Warner Bros. Discovery and Disney are set to launch a new streaming joint venture that will combine all of their sports assets into a standalone app (including ESPN, TNT and Fox Sports).

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Eli Olsberg

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3 months

This looks like a before and after pic of RFK JR deciding to eat a human

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3 months

Honestly, that’s a relief to know

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3 years

Michael K. Williams in the Criterion closet, making top notch choices and saying he's been hearing great things about an up and coming director named Steve McQueen

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

7 months

Last year on April Fool's Day I went to a screening of Midsommar Director's Cut at Drafthouse only to be revealed as a joke and it was an early screening of Beau is Afraid. A24 picked up the tab for every seat in the house and as a result, I did a 5 course tasting menu ;)

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

10 months

Three Reachers Outside Ebbing, Missouri

𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘 𝙰𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘'𝚜 ɪɴ𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗡ᴏ

@outlawvern

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Reachers

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

2 years

Pesci is going so hard in this pic

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Martin Scorsese and his mother Catherine, Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci on the set of 'Goodfellas'.

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2 years

Before Ebert picked Roeper as his new co-host, he had quite the rotating cast of guest critics. One of the funniest disagreements was with Joyce Kulhawik over Gladiator, Ebert is absolutely fuming at her calling it one of the greatest movies ever made.

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

3 years

Pics that go hard

MUBI

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3 years

George Lucas, Akira Kurosawa and Steven Spielberg, 1990. #Oscars

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Eli Olsberg

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2 years

Read this paragraph with Trump affectations lmao

Film Updates

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2 years

Both a sequel and a spin-off to ‘The Gray Man’ are officially in the works. ()

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Eli Olsberg

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7 months

@theashleyray Nevermind the studies about zoomers being the least sexual generation, the regulars are always like especially in their 40s!!!

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

3 months

You know Gene, I didn’t think his legs were very long

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

3 years

This pic from Mubi’s IG account of Parker Posey and Benicio Del Toro has been living rent free in my head for two days now

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

2 years

This is easily a top 5 Siskel & Ebert moment

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

2 months

Watching a character in Alien Romulus say "get away from her... you bitch" and then hearing a theater applaud like baby seals was a level of cringe I hadn't experienced theatrically in years

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

3 years

Still laughing about the scene in Deep Water where Ana De Armas screams "I don't want to hear that shit again" to her 6 year old for blasting Old McDonald

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@EliOlsberg

5 months

Me sitting in my room with all my boutique blu-rays, only 1/3 watched, waiting on more to arrive

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

3 years

Me and who

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

7 months

Me when the Drafthouse server said "A24 is covering the orders today"

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

2 years

You know Gene, I don’t care if these Crawdads can sing, it doesn’t make the movie good.

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

2 years

When Cotton Eye Joe comes on

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Eli Olsberg

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2 years

You know Gene, I have Salo fever! I wish it was called (500) Days of Sodom because that's how long I could spend in this world with all these characters.

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

2 years

Thinking about this incredible flex again

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

2 years

It's wild that George Clooney and Julia Roberts have a romcom coming out that would have been a blockbuster event up to about 10 years ago and now it feels like a sneak preview for anyone that doesn't wanna see it on VOD

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

1 year

Lol, one (1) movie comes out that’s a sex comedy and the discourse is already in shambles

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1 year

Let's talk about the acephobic undertones of #NoHardFeelings . It's wild to me that in 2023, the premise of a mainstream movie is that a teenager is weird because they don't have sex and that's an issue that needs to be fixed.

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Eli Olsberg

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4 months

Not being hyperbolic when I say the new AMC clip that plays before the Nicole Kidman one with the guy going through different fake movies is one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life and it makes me want to self-immolate every time it plays

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Eli Olsberg

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2 years

HOWLING at this bootleg DVD I found in my old DVD binder

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Eli Olsberg

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3 months

Me taking a selfie with a friend

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

4 years

Interesting that the protests have become more peaceful as military force is slowly withdrawing out of Los Angeles. Must be a complete coincidence!

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

1 year

Sticking to his guns for reviews he dropped at 8 years old, truly no one is doing it better right now

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

1 year

@theashleyray Every time I broke this rule and went beyond coffee/ice cream/etc, I always regretted it. Nothing worse than being stuck at dinner when the vibe check is failing

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

4 years

Nothing in Kong vs. Godzilla will come close to the 1962 version where King Kong is airlifted via handful of balloons to fight Godzilla

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

5 years

It gives me no pleasure to predict that one day Timothée Chalamet is going to play Joker

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

1 year

U2 uploaded an entire album to my iTunes while I was sleeping

zach silberberg

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what’s an interaction you had with a celebrity that was fucked up and evil

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

7 years

"For my next trick, I'm going to separate art from artist" -This Cast

IndieWire

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7 years

Report: Woody Allen’s New Film Includes a Sexual Relationship Between an Adult and a 15-Year-Old Girl

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

2 years

@JFrankensteiner Me enjoying Scorsese dropping another correct take between masterpieces

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

4 years

Getting the gang together for one last score!

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

3 years

A classic Mike Myers line in Halloween Kills

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

9 years

@XChadballX @yelyahwilliams #TrueDetectiveSeason3 http://t.co/KCc1e22BgR

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

3 years

If you go to Regal Cinemas, you get the Matt Damon crypto ad. If you go to AMC you get Nicole Kidman telling you heartbreak feels good in a place like this. The choice is clear.

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4 years

Wall Street last week vs Wall Street this week

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4 months

When the edible kicks in

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3 years

acab includes paw patrol

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4 years

Me waiting on the New Radicals to perform

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

2 months

So funny that some people are acting like Cheryl Hines is being held as a marital hostage or learning new information about her husband in real time

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

2 months

This is what happens when we "let people enjoy things"

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

2 years

This is my son. He’s 24. I had him at 17. I was told to abort him b/c I’d be “saying goodbye” to my 20s by having him. I had him. He is a gift directly from G-d Almighty. He is a husband & father of 2, & soldier in the US Army. This is LIFE. #prolife #Woman

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

7 years

Guy at Starbucks just told me putting Sweet & Low in my iced tea will give me cancer, as if this current presidency isn't killing us all.

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

8 years

Make a chill wish

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@EliOlsberg

10 months

This might be the funniest thing I’ve read on here in a long time

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

2 years

*Trump voice* The numbers for The Gray Man are beautiful, everyone loves the movie, #1 in 92 countries. They want us to make many more, 110% on Rotten Tomatoes. 110%! That's never happened before. The numbers are beautiful.

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

3 years

Making my way downtown Walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

3 years

when you're walking with your lady and spot a Dunkin'

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

4 years

Babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your gabagool

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@EliOlsberg

2 years

Happy Birthday to Roger Ebert, absolutely furious here that Siskel gave a thumbs up to Lambada. Goes almost a full minute in sicko mode. HBD King!

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

3 years

Dear President Vladimir Putin, I’m so sorry that I was not your mother

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

2 years

Love that he puts 8 of his own quotes on here.

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

4 years

Here’s Kathryn Bigelow directing the fellas

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

4 years

Watching Ben Affleck get Dunkin for 1 is gonna be rough

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

3 years

The IATSE agreement still allows a 14 hour workday for the crew and the only people celebrating that are higher-ups, tells you all you need to know about this exciting agreement

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Eli Olsberg

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4 years

I dunno, I just think the phrase Star Spangled Ding Dongs is very funny

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3 years

Nicolas Cage confirmed goth 👑

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1 year

@StealingValerie

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@EliOlsberg

3 years

When Nic Cage says "we don't get a lot of things to really care about" in Pig

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

7 years

Name a more iconic heap of trash. I'll wait.

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@EliOlsberg

3 years

The way he’s holding a pack of smokes, a single cigarette, and his drink all in one hand. Absolute King shit! 👑

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1 year

Italian Donnie Darko

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

8 years

tfw u wake up to our new reality every morning.

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@EliOlsberg

2 years

My review of Infinity Pool, Triangle of Sadness, The Menu, Glass Onion, etc.

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3 years

Don’t make me tap the sign

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6 years

One of my favorite cinematographers.

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3 years

Every day we will announce a new cast member for Knives Out 2 until our demands are met

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

3 years

Not long after Ana De Armas has a full on meltdown while toothpaste foams out of her mouth. Deep Water is just full of little treats!

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@EliOlsberg

2 years

Gentle reminder that Charles Bronson once took out a bad guy by squeezing his cock so hard he died

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Eli Olsberg

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3 years

@MaggieMaeFish No one simps personally and professionally like Lynch

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@katrinasivad He’s right and he should say it!

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Eli Olsberg

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4 years

This is exactly what I picture a sex party on Zoom to be like

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@EliOlsberg

2 years

@WillSloanEsq You know Gene, Luhrmann doesn’t just go over the top - he doesn’t know where the top ends

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@EliOlsberg

10 years

A Hellraiser remake where Pinhead's backstory is he died during an acupuncture sesh and just wants to practice mindfulness.

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

1 year

When I first moved to LA I met a writer who wrote an insanely successful movie that made 10x it’s budget/PA back on domestic box office alone and he never saw a penny in residuals because the studio claimed it didn’t make any profit

Ed Solomon

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For those saying writers (most of whom hold 2nd jobs, btw) are "rich," let me put it in a way that may make more sense to you: 1 script made into a film creates btwn 200 & 1000+ jobs. A successful film brings in 100s of millions+ in revenue, $0 of which is shared with the writer.

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3 years

Trinity gave me the simp pill 🥺🥺🥺

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@EliOlsberg

3 years

Goldeneye coming through with a piping hot take

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@EliOlsberg

3 years

Babe what's wrong you've barely touched your champagne, there's enough to fill up the Nile

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@EliOlsberg

4 years

The boat leaving the Suez Canal

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

5 years

Cancelling plans is ok. Borrowing other people’s money to place bets is ok. Buying a rare black opal from Ethiopia to sell in an auction scam is ok. Taking the money you made to pay back a loan shark and placing a bigger bet is ok. Do what you need to do to cope.

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

4 years

This year sucked but at least I’m ending it on a high note

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

8 years

tfw u and ur lady go to a sex party for the first time and meet the couple that's been going for decades.

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

3 years

Every time the NSYNC needle drop hits during Red Rocket

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4 years

Just sitting here thinking about how hard the opening credits of Mortal Kombat goes

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3 years

IDF gf cannibal bf

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Eli Olsberg

@EliOlsberg

4 years

Keep sending in those packets folks!

Variety

@Variety

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John Mulaney Joins Seth Meyers ‘Late Night’ as Staff Writer

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Brody Stevens was one of the most unique voices in comedy, literally! His cadence was a trademark and his crowd work was one of a kind. This one is hitting extra hard. Having started in LA, he was always a constant and I loved watching him anywhere, time. RIP Brody.

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Eli Olsberg

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4 years

@personallyrich Scores above 750 are their favorite sign: generation wealth

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