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@ethansmith37545 @chaz_chillinger @heuristicism No answer bc he doesn't know what x-axis means....

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@allnewsisbad @greentexts_bot Dude tell her. Stop her suffering

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@maxo_xoxo When she's got that chlamydia 💀

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@itswyntertoo Nah

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@misanthropemime @awduhsea I did and I don't see any cuts... neither does anyone else it seems except for you. You claim to see cuts, where are they? I'd like to learn from you.

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The love of my life died from a fentanyl overdose in October. It has been an incredibly hard and depressing time. Goodbye B. I love you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ goodbye love goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye I love you goodbye rest in peace and be

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@WalterIsaacson Summertime by Sublime.

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@misanthropemime @awduhsea You failed to name a single timestamp... I looked again and still don't see any?!

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@misanthropemime @awduhsea Okay at which timestamps?

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@jk_rowling @Keir_Starmer What a nasty, nasty man. Shame on you @Keir_Starmer

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@KatjaIwanow Hello :)

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I miss you B. Look at this beautiful art.

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I know that grief ends. But my grief will never end. It will never leave.

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@torybruno @mcjamez @garyncarl With all due respect, you are out of your mind.

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@birdcrazed6 Hi Daniel, so sorry for your loss. Take care of yourself and reach out anytime if you want to talk about it.

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@HennepinAtty Cutting felons plea deals lets them harm and murder others when they SHOULD have been in prison. I've seen it myself!

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@john34766308 Ah, her face is shown...

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,🍵🍵💀😩a

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You are in my heart for all time.

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Dear Mr. President, When will you and your administration stop fentanyl from coming into the Unites States. Please. We need action now. @POTUS @KamalaHarris @ONDCP @DrGupta46

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@TarkanOfBalesar @eigenrobot Really, wow. What a strange law

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@Imzadi_EX @branson_kathy @ilovepreserves @jk_rowling How is .018% possibly "quite often"? Your link says .018%.

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@misanthropemime @awduhsea It's... a one minute video....

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@BecomingCritter @sophocyonid Well, Lutherans and a billion or so other Protestants don’t believe this. They believe that we are saved by the grace of god alone and our mortals works are not a ticket to heaven.

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@ch111oe Sigh

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Life is for the living; death is for the dead.

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@LindyTasteful What is wrong with you

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South Park, season 1 episode 1 is pure genius

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@wellheaux @user0000O0 Borderline personality disorder

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We should ever conduct ourselves towards our enemy as if he should one day be our friend.

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Go away, depression.

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@sadiyalove_ Thank you

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@teslavangelist @teslaenergy @tesla_na Would this be worth the degradation of the batteries in the powerwall? Just curious.

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This is so sad.

Kevin Dahlgren 🥾 🥾

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“It’s a drug you’re are playing Russian Roulette with” A homeless man describing fentanyl and how it’s unlike any other drug in history.

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Rhinoceroses and trucks dart across the county road at ungodly speeds. No crashes yet. The carpet is a mountain range. Could it bring me closer to you. I miss you

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@sadiyalove_ "I don't remember"

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@IlhanMN How is this not unlawfully discriminatory?

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@kathygriffin @la_sparks Hey Kathy how are you feeling about your precious president now?

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@BecomingCritter I wasn’t picky enough

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@Hamiltwan @NateSilver538 I agree with him. Don't be a jerk.

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I’ve thought this for a long time. We will see…

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@eigenrobot It’s going to be very slow, but our society will eventually reorder around high fertility sub-cultures.

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God has a lot of answering to do. I'm gonna put him on trial.

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blink blink

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@___frye Are you talking about driver’s licenses?

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@ScarletAstrorum What is marketplace?

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@7Veritas4 @lindayaX What a simple take. My gosh.

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@StarTribune I am only on twitter.

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The pinnacle of tweeting. 🙏

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go ahead im not licensed to practice psychotherapy in any state and im outright forbidden in several so you know its the good shit

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From the cellars of 😭

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@john34766308 The train seats could turn?

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@visegrad24 Wouldn't it be vastly simpler and cheaper to execute them?

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Vast interstellar war.

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update: only X for me

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😂 for real though… only Twitter for me

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@___frye What is the secret sauce?

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@immrylee Are you eating when you're hungry?

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Zombie, let's go bite something.

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So based.

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@Robotbeat Fun story that, mom was visiting her uncle who was the foreman on a road construction site, asked him who the best bachelor was on the team, then she asked if he had the weekend off. Dad didn't have to do anything, wifey just appeared. 😂

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@eigenrobot @selentelechia Congratulations great news

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@biancanikolee ❤️

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Tequila for the Holy Ghost

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A can of beer is a joy for ever: Its loveliness increases; it will never Pass into nothingness

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I miss you love.

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@BecomingCritter The art of sex, obviously.

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@eigenrobot @ipodstckonreply Which play is referenced at the end of this essay?

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@LindyTasteful So many smiles

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@ehikian Can translating a tweet translate all of the replies too? That would be so helpful.

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@xkcd Post it straight to X!

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@sadiyalove_ Depression era

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Will X be used for direct democracy on Mars and its colonies? @elonmusk @X

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@Micha37371333 @ToughSf Huhhhhhhhhh.... can you expand on that a little bit for the unitiated?

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Yeezy reupholstered my p*u*s*s*y (Ye) (Kanye) @kanyewest

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@catsandcursing @lindblad_glenn @LeadingReport Tango: I don't think you understand. He put the word leash in quotation marks so yeah, he knows it's a figure of speech already. Figuratively, it's appalling to consider it normal to have another human being on a leash.

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@SouthPark No

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Tree Warrior. Ent?

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@OCanonist Darwin's theory of evolution is not nonsense.

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@Bro0kdale Check out @eigenrobot for world class discourse... and shitposting lmao. Also @paigeturner876 @pofporcelain @prepasha @SUPERMODELSIN @___frye just a few current favorites

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@A_J_Higgins @ToughSf That's very cool. Paging @xkcd

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Mars in 100 years. @elonmusk @SpaceX

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Monsoon season is here! Smell the rain-soaked dirt, watch plants and flowers come back to life and observe just how much these crucial rains change the landscape. Photo at Coronado National Memorial by Ron Stewart

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@eigenrobot “Show no fear”

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@BecomingCritter @Lithros @chairsign Nice! I have a couple of old books that I wrote when I was a kid, the handwriting reminds me of this!

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@kathygriffin Nah.

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Best tweet I’ve seen so far.

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human: animals are disposable AGI: haha yes human: humans are special tho AGI: haha sure

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If I were in HBO Max sound effects I would do such a better job…. so much better.

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Mouldy artificial fruit

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@EgeErdil2 Okay... which modern authers are better than Shakespeare?

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@ishmaelsahab @AdmonEve @robkhenderson Sad

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@ForagingForever @LadyHollowTree Just a question my friend. My yard is full of flowers. Do you know what it was absolutely crammed full of decades ago but no longer is? Bugs.

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@voooooogel @zetalyrae Hi Fernando. I love your story. A few editing fixes are shown below: