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@tardcraig

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lobster Fisherman extraordinaire

Joined June 2022
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 years
LMFAO NIGGA NEEDS TO CHEW SOME GUM
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
6 months
Happy birthday to the realest nigga I know
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 years
@BronyRepublican She single?
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
10 months
"Worst thing she could say is no"
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 years
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 years
Big boy with da big boy
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 year
Happy birthday to the realest nigga I know
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 years
Try a night without dinner hun
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
9 months
Id take my penis out and start jorking iff
@itsalexkay
Alex Kay
9 months
I show up as your Uber driver wearing this what do you say?
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
10 months
I'm gonna explode my skull open with a 12 gauge
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
4 months
Heyy chocolate princess let a fat white boy work his magic on u
@30click
taya
4 months
Only a fat nigga can fix me </3
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
6 months
I GOT A GF!!!!!!
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 year
Bruh even black congress women can't change thier smoke alarm wtf
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 years
Please pray for my mom she got hurt from a pit bull attack
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
11 months
The forbidden fruit because im racist and ur cute
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
10 months
I'm behind u
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@_cryalot
Cryalot
10 months
It’s dark out here
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 years
Buying wife any ladies willing to be bought respond below
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 years
April fools I'm married to making dis bread
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 years
I GOT A GF!!!!!
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
11 months
First ever deer!
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
5 months
IM BACK AT FULL POWER BITCHES
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
8 months
It's so over I'm done
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
10 months
I think I'd knock her out in the first round tbh
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
10 months
In 4 months I lost 51 pounds! LETS FREAKING GOOOO
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 years
Throwback to a classic
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
28 days
So black people actually just buy random food from each other of facebook?
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
3 months
It's over liberals u have unleashed a lion upon you #DarkMAGA #MYPRESIDENT #ITSJOEVER #MAGA
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 year
Bruh I've been tagged 3 times already
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 years
It's not racemixing if I do it
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 months
Kissed a girl btw
@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 months
Later virgins I touched a girls ass
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 months
This nigga is getting pussy and u aren't what's ur excuse
@Minipainter5
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
3 months
Going on a second one btw
@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
3 months
I went on a date btw
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 months
Later virgins I touched a girls ass
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
11 months
@raccoonology Welcome back u 18?
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 year
Writing down ur body's and dating history doesn't make u a historian
@ceaubin
C. E. Aubin
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What people What we think historians actually look like: look like: 🤠
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
7 months
Dm me
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@kbsteele
dak◡̈🐸🫑
7 months
Tater and I say hi 🐾
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
7 months
100 bodys
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
7 months
I have definitely lost alot of weight since this
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
7 months
We need this shit to fucking stop this helps no one and is meant to demoralize u
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
7 months
@sub80iq @Brebert4 How did u find my reddit account
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
10 months
I catch them
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@rawmilkhoney
♡ Honey ♡
10 months
I don’t care if lobsters are the cockroaches of the sea, they are the champions of my heart and my taste buds
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 year
On a 5 day water fast
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
8 months
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
7 months
U can see it in the face alot
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
9 months
God this is what men are calling mid ur most beautiful creations please smite him
@ichthys30
Sulla
9 months
Every man deserves a quirky mid to wake him up in the morning and make him breakfast like this
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 year
Rip its over I'm done
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 years
R8 opener?
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
7 months
Gonna start speaking in an Italian accent with my tasteful norwood
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 year
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@m1theqt
m1
1 year
smile if that d*ck big
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
6 months
@Rawmilkhoneyy Try 27 years of it
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
7 months
@poopswag34 Make ur own funny posts pls
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 years
I GOT A GF!!!!!
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 years
I'm right here
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 years
Her when im done
@konstructivizm
Black Hole
2 years
Water ice on Mars captured by the European Space Agency!
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 year
Bald ass nigga
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 years
When she didn't go down far enough to make me feel better..
@cherryroelle
jehroda's witness • he/they 🍒🌸
2 years
she’s so real
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
7 months
Got dat swagg
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 year
Hi I'm craig a Christian lobster fisherman nice to meet u
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 year
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 year
Do not scroll through these this is worse than 9/11
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
3 months
I went on a date btw
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
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@KrogerSteroids
KrogerSteroids✌️😁
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
3 months
God damn I understand feet niggas now
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
8 months
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@tehilszn
💫
1 year
smile if your dick is big
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
5 months
Bruh
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 month
Erm libtarded much?
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
8 months
GIVE ME PUSSY NOW
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 years
Says the broke nigga
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 year
Had a mental breakdown so I shaved my head my Norwood is even worse I should kms
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 year
Too bad fat shaming can't stop u from dating blacks
@pearlythingz
H. Pearl Davis
1 year
Fat shaming is a good thing. I was fat shamed once and lost 20 pounds and ran a marathon
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 year
Need to stop falling in love with girls so far away and just kms instead
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 month
Honest opinion on this look?
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
5 months
Wr fucking with the goattee
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 years
God im fucking drunk hahaha
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
6 months
Dm me 🥂
@meatc3l
tabby
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i’m a maggot trapped in a dress trapped ina cat trapped in a box trapped in a
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 year
Let a lobstah fisherman with the white boy swag take u on a date
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 year
Well I lost 20 pounds since I last weighed myself!
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
8 months
Craig pov kino
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
2 years
LMFAO she asked me to buy her onlyfans
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
7 months
My cake I had cheat day for food never again I feel terrible!
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
9 months
Hello. If you're reading this and you're a woman that wants to be my girlfriend, feel free to reach out. My only requirement is that you're over the age of 18. Please help me RT this so we can get some reach.
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
5 months
NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS SKINNY FEELS NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS SKINNY FEELS NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS SKINNY FEELS NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS SKINNY FEELS NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS SKINNY FEELS NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS SKINNY FEELS #edtwt #thinspo
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
6 months
Heyyyy birdy
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@birdypilled
birdy
6 months
Whenever I feel at my lowest... I send girls money... I can't stop myself... they deserve so much more...
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
7 months
Gm God is good happy birthday to me
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 month
Let's go saw some whaless
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
10 months
@franksfvckbitch Lemme put children in u
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 year
Just gonna say this seems pretty easy for free room and board..
@SolBrah
⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬
1 year
Cool to see how cotton is produced by the Earth. Pull off the plant + spin into a thread This material is always going to be better for your body than a synthetic made in a vat out of oil
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
6 months
If I was driving that boat it wouldn't have hit the bridge
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
5 months
Women can't cook anymore so we gotta eat fucking raw meat God end us
@lex_diaries
🔱ARYAN PRINCESS 🔱
5 months
Snacky Snack 🥩 ground ribeye + lime juice.
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
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@NicoleWilfong
Nicole🤘🏽
10 months
Drop the most iconic photo of u
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@tardcraig
Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
1 year
@CannotHaveSex I'm 26 and never held hands
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
4 months
Me coded
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Craig The Coon 🦞🇺🇲
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Gn God bless
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