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Dylan
9 months
@boywaif Nerrrrrrdddd whooooo careeeeesssss
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Dylan
3 years
to the girl like on top of me at the car seat headrest chicago show last night. we were like on the second row in the far right corner. i’m sorry for dancing horribly and screaming the lyrics like a psych ward patient. u were cute tho and i forgot to ask for ur instagram. hmu.
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Dylan
9 months
@boywaif Ugh I’m sorry for being mean I’m really insecure rn
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Dylan
8 months
@thrulls Thanks for posting this, there’s a hot topic at this mall I go to. I will be buying this shirt. I Will be wearing this shirt. I’m weird. Normal people scare me.
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Dylan
11 months
@CANNIBALMlLF They so cute someone give them 20k and a house and pay all their debts
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Dylan
10 months
@tyler02020202 You will never understand when art comes inside you and you become a pure vessel for beauty or you have lots of fun. You’re a negative nancy, just say you don’t get art. It’s love. it’s just something. It’s like a thousand feathers. Something you just wouldn’t get.
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Dylan
11 months
@quebecween Spreading negativity on the timeline seriously watch it buddy
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Dylan
8 months
@papegokrazy @thrulls I’ll be thinking about this all night… thanks a lot…. You know I have feelings right. This world is. So. Fucked. Up.
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@daysb4evan Had 2 study it
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Dylan
2 years
@SAMOYEDWAVE Ur replies rn
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@ilosttheloudd BITCH I WILL LISTEN TO BLADEE WHILE WEARING A BUNNY HAT AND DRINKING MONSTER AND MANSPLAIN EVANGELION JUST TO SPITE YOU . MAY YOU PERISH IN ALL YOUR SPIRITUAL JOURNEYS
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@snaiImaiI Yeah but he’s clearly not a Nazi he’s just an asshole drunk we don’t need to spectaclize it
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@iUsedToBeADuck He thought it would be sexy to oil up his body and he slipped off the bed, I spent the rest of the night in the ER only wearing only my lingerie
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@quebecween The aux in literally any college kids dorm for like the past decade
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Dylan
9 months
@awesomestfriend It sounds good, fit a niche, was relatable? Like all the things that normally make things popular. What’s with this pretentious “DONT INTERACT WITH MY SPECIAL ART!1!!!” mentality?
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@live_fishtank @fishtankdotlive She’s normal and joking around with tts, if that makes a chick gross to you I think it’s time to start to question ur sexuality being fr.
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Dylan
7 months
@SergeantAngel_ My room gets smaller every time I blink, ironic, my eyes are so watery. There’s a god like voice saying “everything’s gonna be ok” and I’m slightly annoyed at how on the nose it all is.
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Dylan
11 months
@smalltownrobin This relates to a weird pattern I noticed in film, I don’t think anyone really knows how to capture life post 2010 in film. Like they just write technology, social media, and iPhones out. Or if they do have it, it’s usually really fucking bad.
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@TWINKIN_PARK My coinbase wallet was hacked
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Dylan
11 months
Drew the infinite vampire blood suck I’ve been thinking about all day.
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Dylan
11 months
Frame from a film I saw when I accidentally hit my head a little hard
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Dylan
2 years
@jedwill1999 If ya homeboy eats dinner like this… that’s not your homeboy anymore… That a hungry monster! Text ya mom this and stream my new ABC song link in bio.
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Dylan
2 years
@wellbutran What’s more concerning is her fans refusal to condemn her lol
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I love my WiFi box because it stores everyone I love and I’m allowed to pull them out and play with them whenever I want
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@why_meghan @d1ldoluv420 True… somebody may be retarded….
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@wolktress If heaven doesn’t have lgbt discourse send me to hell
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Dylan
2 years
I’d rather raise my kids on 18 hours a day of family guy satisfying mobile app gameplay than I would 2 hours a day of hardcore gay porn. Just my 2 cents.
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2 years
This kids being exposed to this 18 hours a day are gonna be so awesome.
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Dylan
2 years
@tao_lin Tao Lin, loved your book! Was this video taken before or after your autism was cured?
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@wolktress My bdsm test I took when I was 14 is just floating around the internet somewhere and I think that’s perfectly fine and healthy
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Dylan
8 months
@Magenttia @thrulls Nevertheless bitchhhhhh
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Dylan
2 years
@VaDOTNOVA @OKWildlifeDept Nah that’s an ageless excitement. I remember being 13 and getting so excited that I was gonna get fresh pavement to skate on.
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11 months
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@tuckercarlmarx My metamask got hacked
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Dylan
2 years
@blizzy_mcguire Ok I’m using text text to speech. To write this. And I need you to know. Well first I’m using text to speech Beatle I’m driving. Ok what was I talking about. Oh ok, so I need you to know that’s the most beautiful photo. Seen. Thank you exclamation mark.
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Dylan
10 months
I don’t even care about ANYTHING anymore. AND IM FUCKING SERIOUS BEAST MODE ON. DONT. FUCK. WITH. ME.
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Dylan
2 years
Punk revolution now !
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I will NOT be buying Hogwarts Legacy. Jk won’t be Rowling in my money! 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 ✊🏽 ❤️ 🇺🇦
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2 years
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@care__online REAL rave fashion:
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@brokenbyrds Someone needs to give them guns. Or hot women getting sexy and naked. Would be so badass.
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10 months
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Dylan
2 years
@davis_ryno @ShitpostGate Mf speaking on behalf of humanity like we r talking to aliens bros like yes I am ur leader 😭😭😭😭😭
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Dylan
2 years
When the adderall hit and u become cgi anime landscapes
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Dylan
2 years
@eigenrobot Advice for annoying 20 year olds?
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Dylan
9 months
@Cut_The_Rope I just love u so much and I’m really struggling rn. om nom I just need u to tell me we will be together forever
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Dylan
11 months
I hit the sobriety pen and I got sooooo high on soberrrrr
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Dylan
6 months
First collage… the meaning is … Love…. And…. You don’t even wanna know what else……fuck my stupid life…..
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@fishtankdotlive Hot take but I don’t think guy is a pedo. Wasn’t he talking about kids kissing not how to kiss kids as an adult. Still very weird and he desrves to be made fun of but I don’t think this guy wants to fuck kids.
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Dylan
6 months
I’m feeling multiple emotions due to the fact that the entire museum consists of selfies of you looking beautiful in front of roadkill. I know we don’t say it but now I’m expecting an “I love you” text. It’s only Wednesday, 9 am, plenty of time before McDonald’s breakfast stops.
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Dylan
10 months
Ideas to fix self: join an adult musical
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Dylan
2 years
Best handjob ever!
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Dylan
2 years
@brokenbirdsrip He queer baited so hard he groomed himself into being gay
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Dylan
11 months
@jetneptune_ Ur so cute when ur tarded
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Dylan
2 years
@blizzy_mcguire HOW. HOW DOES THIS WORK. AM I GOING INSANE. THIS WHAT I DONT UNDERSTAND. WHAT. ICE. HOW DID IT. NOT
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8am wake up 9am check Fortnite item shop 10am practice vape tricks 11am text exes 12pm hit cart 1pm find a vibe 2pm chill in it 3pm subvert expectations 4pm 🧘🏻 5pm Scratch an itch 6pm check if I’m still blocked 7pm poetry 8pm Ride the bus 9pm Wordle 10pm come over uninvited
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Dylan
10 months
For my birthday I ate five guys in the woods and listened to voicemails over sexxy red on a JBL speaker
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Dylan
11 months
I’mmm likkkkeee up this dose. Lol I’m in the drivers seat Wokeups on the stereo “We broke, we on Temu” I shed a tear, How poetic of him. I wish I had a gun and looked badass and smoked weed and counted cash and have beautiful women in my car and yeah It’s alll I can think abttt
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Dylan
8 months
the only way I learn life lessons is through an old Asian man living in a giant shoe house that I visit in my dreams
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@ItsmindofJson Idk the streets murmur otherwise
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Dylan
2 years
@allreactionvids Don’t “Somebody” him
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Dylan
8 months
Everything matters 🧵🪡
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Dylan
2 years
@saturnultra Can we talk about how right wing cope is the most embarrassing account on this app
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Dylan
7 months
WE MAKE ART TONIGHT. GRAB THE FIDGET SPINNER. PUT THE PHONE IN THE OTHER ROOM. PANTS=OFF. TELL THE INTERN TO APPLY RANDOM PHOTOSHOP FILTERS ONTO MY SELFIES. SEND ME THAT SHIT OVER DISCORD. REDBULL ADDERALL GEEK BAR 𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃’𝓉 𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝓂𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔
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Dylan
8 months
Elf bar I need an elf bar imma fat bitch I need an elf bar I just ate a burger that shit was so good yeah imma fat
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Dylan
11 months
I hit my vape in the middle of my first community college class out of pure retardation so I get it and I forgive him.
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No fly list is getting long 😭
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@jetneptune_ this edit is gonna be so bad please get a team and separate them to each edit a week or day. Look out for bias n pick some cool music. You should have a director. An edited version of everything that went down should be 22 half hour episodes at least.
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Dylan
2 years
@cshfacts Didn’t he talk abt merzbow at some point. I think he’s fine.
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Dylan
8 months
Sending all my exes a drunk voice message of me freestyling!!! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
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Dylan
6 months
In big bold letters: “NO TIP!”
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10 months
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Me smoking Delta 8 disposable And thinking Sooooooo philosophical Dam 😮‍💨 A lil birdie told me alway never stop smoking weed And kill all the stoners Gang life Hood life
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@wolktress Or even a this will never affect me so I don’t give a shit
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Dylan
11 months
All my favorite songs are so fucking viral on TikTok
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7 months
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Dylan
8 months
Only thing I love is you, my vape, my reese’s peanut butter cup, my pumpkin spice candle, my old bedroom pop playlist, my heart, my lil yachty in 2018 moodboard, my metra ride, my friends, my collection of zines created by retarded nonbinaries, my love, my youtube kanye remixes,
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Dylan
11 months
Unrequited love for the world now I can’t do anything but watch Clarence
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Dylan
11 months
What would u even know abt this
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Dylan
11 months
@tyler02020202 I think the way you’re acting right now is annoying.
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Dylan
8 months
Hitting the woah is the only glimpse into a happy world I get
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Dylan
8 months
If you unfollow me check your email. I’m really sensitive about people leaving me I guess, and so like yeah I’ll send you an email and be like “it honestly hurt my feelings” like what did i do, I had to have done something. So check your email and we can hash it out. I’m sorry.
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How do they get the ice cream in the schell without it melting
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Dylan
11 months
And I swear to god it felt like 1000 doves lifting me off the ground
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Dylan
11 months
How it feels to live
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Dylan
2 years
Me when I lose to the trans guy with short brown hair, a frog pin on their backpack, and no game for the 500th time
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When someone gives u the stop acting retarded look And u gotta stop acting retarded Some people double down I flirt with that idea And I apologize for that
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Dylan
9 months
You want this pussy? I’m like yeah kind of
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Dylan
2 years
@tao_lin It’s kinda funny. I liked the balloon. Why were we so mean, we could’ve enjoyed a beautiful silly balloon.
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10 months
Reasons why I hate being sober: I can’t eat I can’t drive I can’t tell random women I love them
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