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#XBT #Bitmex Veteran (EST: 2016) theta decay

200 S Biscayne Blvd Suite 3300
Joined April 2020
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@EatMyEPS
EPS
3 days
Airmass vs EPS The race is on. Start placing your bets.
@The_Airmass
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3 days
I regret to inform you - those of you who are waiting for $55K to buy BTC are going to end up with a giant fiat cum shake in your bank account. 🚀
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7 months
Wrecking ball is still very much active. Don't get too excited about these quick bounces. Basic trap moves by MMs We go below 58k and its doomville
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2 months
@ScriptsByJames I remember my father going nuts in the car about the potholes not being fixed for years. I was 6. I now drive on the same road, and the potholes are still there. Money laundering at its finest.
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7 months
Being in CT feel like
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2 months
@runews I knew something was fishy when more e-girls started following me. Pretty much 9/10 are Agents.
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@EatMyEPS
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9 days
The best decision I made this year was selling all my $ETH and buying $GIGA. Reminds me of my $DOGE play back in 2017. The real Caca #1 . Caca #2 fam gonna hate this one. Nobody likes EPS.
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@EatMyEPS
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3 months
I sold my $GIGA bag right when @blknoiz06 and @NotChaseColeman were raw dogging the spaces. The KABAL is seething right now. If you didn't, just know you were bamboozled heavy. Thanks for the PNL guys. You won't trap me. I'll buy back post wipe out.
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@EatMyEPS
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10 months
@mmpadellan @ItsPaulNeumann Regular peoples wages have not increased in respect to "regular inflation". Most general consumer items have doubled if not tripled over the past year. Sure 401k is up, but you are likely taking profits to feed your family and take them on vacation (if possible).
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@EatMyEPS
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27 days
I’m inverse $GIGA. I do more pushups when I sell vs when I buy. Selling is soy. Not enough push ups.
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@EatMyEPS
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2 months
@based16z Gun to your head, how much engagement farming do you do on a regular basis?
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@EatMyEPS
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3 months
@satswassie I dont understand everyone's obsession with that guy. The man is a virus to everyone and everything. He already got his 15 min of fame. Enough already.
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@EatMyEPS
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2 months
Why in the Soy would you put this chemical trash in your body. Chads drink water or coconut for taste. Rise above. $GIGA dis you?
@21heaven12
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2 months
Giga morning 🗿
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@EatMyEPS
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2 months
The best is yet to come. EPS with the layups. @MustStopMurad will hit those each time. No excuses.
@GIGACHAD_meme
$GIGA Chad
2 months
Coach Giga Chad
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@EatMyEPS
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3 months
@naiivememe There's bigger problems in the world atm. In time.
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@EatMyEPS
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1 year
@TheBTCTherapist while not factoring the cost of creation
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@EatMyEPS
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2 months
Hope ya'll still with me. Wait till Asia open. $BTC $SOL $GIGA
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@EatMyEPS
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3 months
@KookCapitalLLC Brother, smoking weed makes you poor. The places that its typically legal in have the poorest people and lowest IQ (ex. NY, CA, etc). Dubai is only money. Richest and wealthiest fly through those streets. Think before you make outlandish statements.
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2 months
@burtstengl @ScriptsByJames I born in it, molded by it. You merely adopted it blyat.
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@EatMyEPS
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4 months
..aaand that ladies and gentlemen is what you call a bottom. Happy Friday $BTC
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2 months
This is who you are competing against. Tell me how the technology matters again. Its a Soy World.
@ashrobinqt
AshRobin 🐶
2 months
Dear @McDonalds , Today I lost $1,500 from a scam crypto coin that was launched and posted on your instagram page I would really appreciate if I could get some compensation from being a victim of this scam We can settle this in a way so everyone is happy! Let me know! Ash
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@EatMyEPS
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3 months
Not like this. Shame. $GIGA
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4 months
There's nobody more Chad than Trump The Great Pamp is yet to come $GIGA only
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@EatMyEPS
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25 days
@fozzydiablo When you realize that Agent Ansem is actually the Agent all along.
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@EatMyEPS
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9 months
$NINJA awaits. $WIF is old news.
@EatMyEPS
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9 months
the only $WIF im buying is with nunchucks
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@EatMyEPS
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2 months
Nobody likes EPS. H I G H E R Do you understand? $BTC
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10 months
@Ink8Judy @joncoopertweets sounds like a man of 'Merica
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@EatMyEPS
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2 months
@Dogetoshi I think he is. We don't know the size of rate cuts till next month. First sign of rate cuts is usually a bloodbath due to repricing. Probably gonna be a depressing Sept, and then pump into election coming Q4.
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@EatMyEPS
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11 days
I miss him a little more each passing day. The real GOAT. This one is for you. Few. $BTC
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2 months
I nearly shat myself reading this.
@volmexfinance
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Volmex Research: The Impact of Spot Bitcoin ETFs - Trading Activity and Volatility Patterns This research shows the impact of Bitcoin Exchange-Traded Funds (ETFs) on Bitcoin's trading activity and volatility patterns, with a specific focus on differences between weekdays and
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@EatMyEPS
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3 months
$GIGA if you guys want to be different. You NEED to prove it. Stop with the same Chad memes, jerking each other off, and build the damn Meme Company already. What's happening with GIGA Fitness? Who is onboarded? How do you expect to grow organically? When is the official spaces
@EatMyEPS
EPS
3 months
@NordicBearstew @Hop_Duneski I poke fun at the community a lot. They try to be "different", but in reality they replicate the same formula of animal cracker tokens. I don't feel its going to 0, however they need to work very hard to maintain their goals or many people will leave. They focus too much on
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2 months
@PengyGiga @gigagriff @MustStopMurad Calling next movie. Fast & Chad: Tokyo Fade
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@EatMyEPS
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4 months
Goat. Understand this. Happy Friday.
@notD7R
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5 months
More than $50Bn Open Interest between Futures and Options.
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@EatMyEPS
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2 months
@kirbxbt because its lonely at the top. Round pegs in Square holes. Normies fit together like Legos.
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@EatMyEPS
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2 months
A reminder to you anon: I have seen the greats of both this market and many others fall because of one reason alone. EGO. They embrace it so much that listening to others opinions even if factual sound completely and utterly false to them. Talk about fallacies. Fuck your cult
@gigagriff
Griff
2 months
The Red One
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@EatMyEPS
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8 months
If you have been listening to @leadlagreport for the past year. You are likely down bad. This moron will push bearish narrative till he dies. Don't let him trap you.
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@EatMyEPS
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2 months
I want to thank the academy for.... No better indicator. Cry harder EGO World. $BTC
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3 months
YEAHHHHHHH $GIGA squad comes out when the sun is up. You guys were pretty quiet when price was below a penny. little secret... ** That was my target shhhhh ** Don't believe me? I was on spaces when it happened. Ask @NotChaseColeman . Thanks for playing.
@EatMyEPS
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3 months
Do you not understand that I literally tried to save your bag holders. Or are you too STOOPID to notice. You want people to buy back in or die with the rest of them?
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@EatMyEPS
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1 year
Always has been @NotChaseColeman
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@MoneyMarathoner because we can and its 'Murica to you pal
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4 years
@TheCryptoDog why are u even here
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5 months
@Greencandleit I'll take things that never happen for $1000
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@EatMyEPS
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2 months
$GIGA now do you see why I was bearish for so long. Sold the top of Agent Ansem at 0.03, and guess what I bought instead. Then ended up buying the bottom at 0.012, and basically round tripped. They only hated cause you take a slice before they do. F**k your cult sheet.
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@EatMyEPS
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2 months
To CT: Get back to work. $BTC $ETH $SOL $TRX $GIGA
@EatMyEPS
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2 months
Fuck your cult shit. L O W E R
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@wtobe60 Thank you to the only member with a logical explanation. I VOTE @wtobe60 FOR $GIGA CEO
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6 months
My quants. They will not rest. They will not give into the keks. Up Only.
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6 months
@CryptoFinally @Not_Ducked The same thing happens every cycle. An "outage" occurs when there's crazy vol. Get with the program.
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@EatMyEPS
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3 years
@krazyskott @Breaking911 smoking mirror. Knowing how he operated, it was a diversion. He would never leave files on a hard-drive. He was one of the biggest advocates for blockchain and cybersecurity. The files are still out there
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3 months
FULL RETRACE BABY
@gigagriff
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3 months
During crypto retraces, it always kills me seeing people panicking over being down 5-6 figures. Billionaires net worths fluctuate by deca-millions every 5 minutes and they aren’t shitting themselves. “But it’s a lot of money for me bro!!!” Fake it til you make it, anon.
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@EatMyEPS
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4 months
$GIGA Chad doesn't actually exist in real life. Its a movement. Legend goes it was created by a female, who altered original photographed images to make this work of art. A beautiful homage to male masculinity.
@Jisko1000B
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“He doesn’t cooperate with anyone” Only with $GIGA and GIGA Fitness You’re not bullish enough 🗿🫵
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God bless you @elonmusk $44B was a small price to pay for the freedoms we have here. In all honesty, you would have paid double that. There’s legit no better website to get information that isn’t being filtered and controlled. We get the news before the news does. You
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@EatMyEPS
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3 months
Lets pump fun into the CPI numbers. Happy Indian Independence Day
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2 months
GM. Say it back.
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3 months
@SLIMEE4PF @blknoiz06 @NotChaseColeman I am the fattest and most retarded
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1 month
I already bought your liquidations $BTC. See you: H I G H E R
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2 years
GM. I haven't slept
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1 month
Agent Ansem playing video games and poker? SEND IT
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@davidbrickell80 Engagement whore
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4 years
@t0m_deSilv4 this made me laugh and cry at the same time
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@majinsayan CT trying to convince me to be bullish
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@poor_xyz @Bitfinexed @ParrotCapital @NotChaseColeman Listen, we all understand that you want your ask to get filled at the tippy top. The opposition in this case wants you to buy at higher prices without a justification of manipulation or a potential stable de-pegging. These are real concerns not actors.
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@EatMyEPS
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23 days
Atonement. Happy Friday $BTC
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3 months
Do you not understand that I literally tried to save your bag holders. Or are you too STOOPID to notice. You want people to buy back in or die with the rest of them?
@gigagriff
Griff
3 months
@EatMyEPS It’s like lowkey blowing my mind you’re victory lapping -50% move on memecoins. $GIGA holding better than most coins too? You’ve clearly been in crypto for awhile and should know how the game works lol. -50% followed by + 500%, rinse and repeat
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2 months
Omw to see nana tn. Cant wait for the home cooked meal.
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1 year
@ApeDurden You haven't been here long enough to understand why and it shows
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4 years
@IvanOnTech @ltc_angel what a cocksucker ... Ignorance is bliss you slavic tool
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1 year
@observer888888 this is not nyc
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@rawsalerts No such thing as half way Crooks
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40keks? lol. H I G H E R $BTC
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2 years
ATTN 30K before 8k squad: short $BTC at 30.1 kek. I don't care anymore
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@EatMyEPS
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2 months
Captain EPS prediction for $BTC this month: Market will retrace this week upwards to 58keks, liquidating all the late shorts who entered at the bottom listening to cuckies. Kole will continue shorting, because he didn't get his target price. EGOs will fume on both sides.
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@EatMyEPS
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2 months
@SCHIZO_FREQ Obese people thousands of years ago were the most wealthy, not attractive. This was mainly due to public malnourishment. It was about survival, not level of attractiveness.
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@EatMyEPS
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2 months
@crypto_bitlord7 15 min of fame eventually gets wiped out for everybody no matter how large they are in public eye: Hawk Tuah Agent Ansem the list goes on and on. Andy Warhol said it best. Once everybody knows of the 'thing', its no longer cool. Campbells Tomato Soup.
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@EatMyEPS
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@blknoiz06 @NotChaseColeman TELL @NotChaseColeman TO DCA TO INFINITY. I BET YOU HE WONT. WHERE DO YOU THINK THE SELLING PRESSURE IS COMING FROM?
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@EatMyEPS
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2 months
Let this be a lesson to you anon. Trading and EGO should NEVER intertwine. I warned him many times, and he didn't listen. Learn from this. Say GM to your new CAPO. EXILED. $BTC
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@EatMyEPS
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Sure, H-I-G-H-E-R one last time to $BTC 72keks of previous highs. Cool, I don't care anymore. What happens afterwards is what really matters to me NOW. This next dip back down to the mid-high 50keks level is going to crush A LOT of people who are celebrating now. Many will be
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@EatMyEPS
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2 months
@basedkarbon more like a Kucked World
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2 months
I have exited my leveraged $BTC position at my initial target 59.8-60keks. Holding spot for now, and totally okay with that. Do not want to hold more risk over the weekend especially with Russia War tensions. Next week we have Trump speaking on crypto, FOMC on Tuesday, and
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@EatMyEPS
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5 months
@MacroCRG thats sum good ol slippage. Market doesnt always have the liquidity depth for the position size.
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@EatMyEPS
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6 months
@Cheguevoblin risking and simping are not the same thing. Your offspring deserve your money, not your woman. Only makes sense since they didn't get a choice in the matter.
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@EatMyEPS
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3 months
@mezoteric They know how to use VPN. This is crypto you know.
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@EatMyEPS
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6 months
Rugged on the anniversary of $LUNA. You cant make this shit up.
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9 months
the only $WIF im buying is with nunchucks
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@EatMyEPS
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2 months
4 years of gulag enslavement. Learn from this.
@mezoteric
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I bridged 100 SOL to TRON. I was up 40k USD I just round tripped it all and now i’m down 7k USD. Back to Solana.
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@0xBurnt Zach is scared of Agent Ansem
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2 months
@NotChaseColeman Do you have statistical evidence to back up your claims? I can say most of the wealth has been accumulated from buying liquidations of top 5. Scam 'Pump fun Projects' of yesterday are gone tomorrow. Happened before and will happen again. Shitcycle repeats.
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@EatMyEPS
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4 years
@KRMA_0 @justinsuntron Dreams do come true
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6 months
Unpopular opinion: accounts with the lowest engagement are the best traders. They don't come here for clout. They come to do journal entries. You know who you are. Few.
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@EatMyEPS
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3 months
@ExitLiqCapital Fair. Basically showing me a coin flip. A market reversal is nothing new in this place. I've noticed they tend to range higher into futures open to hit liquidity up top before sending it down harder. Exactly what happened when we pumped in CPI numbers to 61kek.
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@EatMyEPS
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You want to get back to broke even? YOU DONT GET IT. I BUILT THIS PLACE. DOWN HERE I MAKE THE RULES. DOWN HERE I MAKE THE THREATS. $BTC $SOL $ETH $GIGA
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2 months
bears are going to get pulverized. H I G H E R $BTC
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@BTC_for_Freedom They don’t want trumps hands on it.
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Don't hate the hustle. You can't kill me. Nobody likes EPS. $BTC
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@blknoiz06 YOU'RE STILL HERE?! NOOOOO
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